GirlsGoGames but I am a 25 year old man

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we are playing girlsgogames.com i know i know it's weird but look for once i didn't pick the weird game i was live streaming over on twitch and the twitch chat really wanted to see this in fact let me show a few clips from that this is what you want me to play for some reason i don't know why oh world craft 2 that looks like minecraft but free i don't know how comfortable i am with these games being described as hot pregnant princess is a favorite apparently so we might go with that one i was drawn to that myself i must admit by 2020 one in two of us will have cancer in our lifetime jesus christ i'm already depressed let's play oh my god seriously i get two ants for this and this one's blowing my ears off i can save you guys i can't save me oh my god it's even got frozen in it those pictures in the background along with the song it's so disturbing why do you guys make me do this [Music] is it just gonna keep looping the intro okay that's fine i bet my computer's gonna [ __ ] explode from some virus though or something yeah we're gonna try out world craft oh my god this guy again get out of here boasting about your happy life i'm here playing girls gone games and he's out here traveling the world [ __ ] him [ __ ] you buddy girls games is more fun than amsterdam anyway oh my god this is hype this is [ __ ] hyped oh oh look at this you can interact with all the blocks holy [ __ ] this game is not this is proper background music minecraft is [ __ ] it's just like sombra piano music i hate it this good i think i broke the game oh you want louder do you okay not a problem i assume you're not me me and you actually want it louder not a bother gang hope you're really having fun look at that beautiful sun as i continue to fall further and further the anna is here just subscribed i like how i am vienna is here is just watching the stream it was like on the cusp of subscribing and then finally heard that rocket music and was like this is it this got me over the line okay that's enough of the live stream clips come on let's jump right in and see what else girlsgogames.com has to offer i sound like i'm doing a promo i'm really not but hey girlsgogames.com if you're out there listening and you want to sponsor me get in touch i think you and i could fit perfectly together all right let's see what else we got i'm really liking the worldcraft 2 rabbit hole that i'm going down so maybe we could try buildcraft that looks like an entirely different sort of game that might be fun you know what i like the ads makes me kind of prepare for the game and just allowed to ready my body and soul i don't like adverts anymore [Laughter] i'm starting to think some of this might be plagiarized okay we're in oh my god why is everything blurry even if it's really close it seems blurry oh god no that doesn't scroll anything that just scrolls the window i can't use anything i think all i can do is remove blocks i think that's that's the game okay i can work with this the only thing you can do is remove blocks and it likes to [ __ ] when you do it oh no and i can't plug that hole back up oh well it's just like playing minecraft and hard mode if you make a mistake you're stuck with it but you know what it's a nice skylight anyway there there's my little house not bad i think i'd rather be flying through the void though i think i'm gonna go down and same thing it wasn't as thick this time it was only a few blocks down actually that's really dangerous all right i'm starting to think all the minecraft games might just be the same as each other just getting a little inkling flirting on school and for some reason there's a girl being carried by a guy in this little chariot so uh that game looks interesting what is the echo i don't know tell me about it for 30 seconds all right we're gonna play game and by play game i mean play ad what is the echo yep i thought so i don't know tell me about it again why not i wasn't listening hard enough last time all right let's see if it'll work this time please yes okay now i get to play romance academy which i don't think i even clicked on i thought it was like school flirt or something wait locking on why am i electrifying the the boys i don't want to do that i don't want to be violent i'm a lover and not a fighter all right this seems a bit demented is this what flirting is wait i'm in a battle i'm in a battle she's trying to steal my man he's mine and join join the rest of my men why am i no good at flirting if i had laser eye vision because i got lasik i should be really good at flirting my this game's logic okay i have ascended my love meter is full beauty time now apparently okay what the hell is going on i think beauty time makes them love me quicker what the hell is that why did you push me down oh not now sister i'm in beauty mode what do i have enough is that enough boyfriends is that why the day is over oh my god look at all of them oh my god valentine's day is going to be expensive i don't know if this is suitable for children it's got some weird undertones going on i want to try this one slither birds because it just sounds disgusting and i i want to know more i wonder do these people know where their ads are being put because like this ad for a newspaper i don't think you're hitting your market here and the fact that it's being replayed to the same person over and over again it's not very effective what is the echo i don't know i don't know you're just not really good at communicating these things okay your name what is the echo what is this guy doing jesus christ i don't think you know how to play god he's good actually okay good i got him i was like this guy actually knows a lot more than i do okay i weigh over 100 kg now at what point do i stop playing because i don't think i'm gonna lose i'm just really good at video games you see okay i've had way too much of that also i realized my connection was saying not secure so i assume all my details have been hacked now from playing that game it was worth it though had a blast right what about let's draw it i hope i don't need friends to play this game i don't have many friends that would play girlsgogames.com thank god a different ad for once at least they can skip this one jesus christ wait is this just a video this is a video of a game that also has ads on it oh there's comments ah it's still loading from anime for life amazing well i would say it's a good game because you get to draw on the other hand some of the rounds are inappropriate this is my reaction i hate it it doesn't let me oh another ad okay maybe after this ad i'll get to play wait i think i'm in i think i'm in nickname what is the echo i'm hoping someone will actually answer me i want to understand wait am i drawing to draw a helicopter come on why is no one guessed it yet maybe i if i put an arrow pointing towards it i don't understand how you can't get this it's so obviously a helicopter this is what irish helicopters look like draw word turd this game is inappropriate the comments were right get out of here cat 3d simulator i want to see some 3d games the future of gaming i believe whenever technology allows it of course what oh my god it's disgusting it's like a little rat wait choose hat there are no hats why can i not put a hat on my cat i can't pick anything it's just oh wait how did i get a hat all of a sudden i don't have enough coins for this how do i get coins what the hell what's he done now he's just malnourished oh now this is gaming all right i have to scratch armchair oh my god christ almighty okay scratch games i'm being neglected my owner does not care about me wait okay i'm on i'm on my own his head no i'm inside my owner that's not good that's illegal what [Music] that's the most poorly recorded line of dialogue i have ever heard oh my god what's he doing he's going like super saiyan his run is insane oh he ran into a wall and now he's moonwalking this cat can do [ __ ] everything oh that counter is scratching an armchair for some reason and his face is stuck and i can't break it i can't complete the game because it's bogged this isn't fair god you guys really gotta train your cat in all fairness at some point you gotta blame yourself for your cat doing all this [ __ ] hey i just denied that old man food he looks devastated poor little guy what the hell i've got inside the toilet i did not expect this game to have bugs oh my god i didn't realize i could jump that high [ __ ] in hell what is wrong with this cat yes i got the vase okay awesome and wait i think this is my last carpet i think i've completed the game how depressing two stars not double my reward it's not doing anything i'm trying to click double reward okay can i can i buy my cat a hat now i don't have enough this is ridiculous i'm rage quitting i hate this game i just want him to have a [ __ ] hat but you know what maybe i've been doing this wrong maybe i've been picking the worst games on their platform by a complete accident let me see one of the editors picks fabulous sweet 16 play now oh my god i don't know what's going on it looks like a youtube thumbnail wait another ad i already watched two ads oh okay i get to design the birthday party i guess that looks good to me what the [ __ ] is going on okay now i unlocked the dress up part of it i guess and i get another ad oh and now we gotta post on instagram of course wait was that it is that the game over that's what the editor looked at was like this showcases the best of the platform perfect's sake what about a puzzle game that's gotta be fun that's something different let's go with good game big fam you know a game is good if they call it literally good game stop trying to push your government agenda on me i'm just trying to play good game they'd have to register what the [ __ ] what is the echo oh now i just gotta put in what is the egg it didn't fit your first firm hello what is the egg oh okay yeah no sorry hello what is the egg welcome to your new farm i heard that farmer george wasn't too keen to hand it over well i'm your neighbor tessa townsend well tessa george wasn't paying his mortgage and his farm got foreclosed on that's not my fault he didn't hold up his responsibilities i'll help you get an overview for a start george didn't even manage to harvest the corn in the end you see this is why he lost his farm tessa you see at least this is actually a game i guess like there's something to it but it still just feels like one of those mobile games just put on pc like you know where you have to wait a long time to be done which kind of works on mobile because you can put the game down and come back to it the next day or whatever but if you're just sitting at your pc waiting for something it doesn't really work out ah here's why look i can add goals that'll make everything easier for me you know what my mom and dad won't give me their credit card i'm not doing this oh under action fidget spinner that sounds fun oh oh wow ah oh i'm good at this game all right oh oh really nice video games are so cool this is why i don't understand when people say that they aren't gamers then what are you lamers i just feel like a constant winner i feel like even if i do bad i do good because like see i feel like i did good even though i didn't really do anything on a new design wow oh i got an ad feel like i may be better off just buying an actual fidget spinner unless they also come with ads i don't know i never bought one i missed out on the trend am i too late for that i could still hop on that bandwagon right fidget spinners are still hip oh i got a new one with blood on it oh it's broken i want my money back thank you enough of that jesus christ i'm starting to think i might not find a good game on here but that can't be true for you my geeky boyfriend [Laughter] sure begin makeover remove his glasses there's nothing wrong with glasses like now he can't see off with the beard like i think he had a bit of style going for him i don't think that i should get to choose what he does or doesn't do with himself remove braces the guy just wants to take care of his teeth i'm a psychopath girlfriend slash boyfriend i don't know what gender i'm supposed to be i guess it's up to you the player wow i love video games imagine your significant other just came up to you with these tools and was like let me get those braces off and let me see that smile it'd be time to run i want him to be like emo yeah there we go he's still smiling but i can see the pain in his eyes that's great he looks totally fabulous i don't think so actually i think he looked fine the way he was you've changed him the way you wanted him but he's not happy anymore play again question mark i wonder what other outcomes there it's like a telltale game the studio is out of business oh wait there's a video on how to play this whole time wait what the hell there was ads in the tutorial and i'm getting an ad on top of the ad that he was getting christ almighty no no i'm not listening to him he doesn't know what he's doing he doesn't have a [ __ ] clue how to have a geeky boyfriend unlike me i'm the master of that weight what the [ __ ] is this vincy lip care what holy [ __ ] this is disturbing thank you ad for saving me what the hell is going on princess vincy has infected heavy on her lips and she needs immediate medical care could you help her to have the best medical care of her lips i mean no she should probably go to someone who knows what they're doing what am i doing a woman who'd be really scared right now i shouldn't be doing any sort of medical procedure i assume she's paralyzed or something because she should not have that faint little smile she's got going on oh my god i'm trying to bring her back she's gone go on declare her dead like who sits down makes this game and decides this is what the kids want surely no kid has ever wanted this they probably play it because they don't really understand but like no a child has ever thought oh i'd love to be operating on someone's infected lips oh she's sweating can't down hon you'll be okay oh my god what am i gonna do ah i don't even wanna see this none of mine if it was a kid am i so out of touch no it's the kids that are wrong what after all that we just needed a magic spray and it fixed it no problem princess vincy anytime you need help or vinci boy just give me a shout operate now brain surgery good i've played surgeon simulator i could do this no i don't want to play nose surgery ear surgery or appendix surgery i want to play a brain surgery i love how they're all different games down here this game contains graphic depiction of surgery which is why we're on this website that hosts games for little girls meet leah she's suffering from an aneurysm in her brain one of the blood vessels in the center of her brain is filling with blood this causes headaches and double vision we found the exact spot where the aneurysm is located so let's operate immediately yeah this is not for kids dude we need to perform the procedure promptly let's get the patient to one of these operating rooms it should be one of these three rooms uh arm oh no try again doctor uh please concentrate so i gotta wipe the sweat from my brow this one good work doctor please select the syringe from the table let's get drilling wait uh uh let's get a fidget spinner and i'm good at that [ __ ] let's get shaving she's disgusting oh okay syringe i got it all right we're gonna put you down now there we go you're out of your misery oh wait that was anesthetic okay never mind we must start by cutting the patient's hair i was thinking the same thing it's disgusting let's get rid of that fringe i don't know why we needed to put it under anesthetic to shave her head but i don't know i guess it would be traumatic don't worry the bald look is in have you seen grognik the destroyer attorney at law good thing they got the doctor to do this he's [ __ ] good at shaving oh my god i'm not putting her in blackface she didn't consent to this oh really i don't even get to draw my own like little happy face or something i just got to do this predetermined drawing you saw my drawings earlier they're really good i could do a sick helicopter wait is that the end oh no it's an advert sorry your surgery has to wait i have to watch an advert about the game of thrones game this is a bit much for a [ __ ] kid isn't it oh she's freaking out oh surgery unsuccessful you made a mistake doctor and the operation must be stopped well i just tried to pick up cotton balls by accident you could have just said no don't put cotton balls in her brain i receive a free adrenaline shot if i subscribe on youtube subscribed oh i actually killed them we're trying to revive them so you're saying if i didn't sub to you we weren't gonna bother reviving them that's a bit manipulative okay we're able to continue the operation now great we saved them this is how important liking and subscribing is you guys come on please do it right now wait i've just realized i'm only a doctor because that's what my parents wanted me to be i want to be a youtuber i'm leaving good luck with the surgery all right we're going to finish up there i hope you enjoyed looking at girlsgogames.com what a great selection of games can't believe they're free all you got to do is watch a few well a lot of ads but yeah i hope you enjoyed appreciate you watching as always and i guess i'll see you next time hopefully i'll try and regain my manhood by like shooting at some bad guys in a shooter game or something but other than that bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 2,092,211

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Id: KMsG6JExxWM

Length: 17min 8sec (1028 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 31 2019