Connery vs Jobs - BYM #269

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absolute intention of a leg kick or a punch or an elbow or a knee is all the same thing to hurt your opponent to minimize mobility to put them down to hurt them to cause pain and suffering there's not a single person on this planet that looks at a leg kick and thinks oh that looks like a fun experience yeah one thing i know i still don't think people realize how much it really hurts when it's placed the right way i can't walk right now and it's based off of two leg kicks yeah no no they they do suck in fact i remember when i was training for the ultimate fighter 3 final i tore my [ __ ] posterior creature ligament that's what led to the knee replacements and when i went for um an mri they actually found huge swelling as a bruising on my thigh and that was because george saint-pierre the prank kicked me in the [ __ ] leg and i said oh yeah don't worry about that that's just from a leg kick so you know even on the mris they see them louis dude i can't [ __ ] i just can't walk it's not even that i want to talk about it so much i just can't avoid the pain anytime i move you're going to see me wince in pain uh dabbles advocate devil's advocate maybe the life of a fighter is it for you lewis it's not i know it's not i know it's not let me explain to you it is not for me i it is like it's wild what you guys do it's well i mean look i think if i was more athletic if it came easier it might be for me the pain isn't so much the issue i feel like i would be i would be getting hit less and be in less pain if i was more athletic and i was more you know younger i'm 38 years old to get into it now as heavy as i'm getting into it it's probably [ __ ] not not only unadvisable but stupid it's probably dangerous and stupid yeah yeah i agree it should be fair though i do often say this you know i've done a million interviews and they always ask you know certainly when it's non-mma publications they're they're they think it's still so wild that you fought for a living right so they ask about that how does it feel to get punched in the face i said well how do you think it [ __ ] feels but um i always say the same thing believe it or not the actual punches to the face don't hurt that much i said what really hurt are body shots and leg kicks you know what i mean like one of the the most distinct memories i have about um pain to the legs it's more my ass actually save your jokes and i hate to give tim kennedy any kind of [ __ ] props when he was desperately clinging on to me like his life defense depended on it trying to avoid fighting me whatsoever he had me from behind in a rear body lock and was just kneeing me in the ass right and i'm telling you it doesn't look like anything on tv but those knees in the ass that's again that's a weird the short was his knee well you know it was a very sharp prodding sensation and it wouldn't surprise me tim kennedy he's been around a lot of men in the military you know what i mean you're lonely they get very lonely and he's trying to penetrate whatever he can good for him and it's 20 20. no honestly i i think it's i think it's a beautiful thing no judgment whatsoever but still i'm a married man you know what i mean come on you gotta respect the santa money of marriage no so so the knees the knees the cakes yeah the thighs the legs but the new one is and i've never experienced this i've never experienced it the calf cakes yeah they're a new sensation that people just get crumbled with taken off their [ __ ] feet uh and i do not want to take one of them have you taken a calf kick lewis i don't know my calf hurts but it might just be from walking upstairs i'm not i have no idea at all if we ever get together i've never thrown a cough kick in my life but we have a spar i'm gonna cough kick the [ __ ] out i'm coming out first of all i'm coming out to california like the next month and we will spar for the next month good exactly because you're running for me i get it i'm i'm scared i'm undefeated bro you're a prospect you're coming up well okay so you're still training hard and you've got a little boo boo once again well shout out to uh uh richie patishnock as his name who is a [ __ ] dude so tough i didn't realize i thought it was a dude i thought it was a dude and then uh after we sparred he [ __ ] he destroyed me i put somebody on my head richie patichnock is just a dude nothing to anybody listening to this podcast he is just a dude from your neighborhood that maybe went to three tie boxing lessons no that's nice who the [ __ ] is richie patinac and why are we discussing him on this podcast we got israel out of sonia taking on dan blehovich but no richie patissner and his low case [Music] he fought justin gaichi for the world series of fighting titles who the [ __ ] is just engaging tapped out in one round or two rounds i guess the greatest engaged we're looking to the future baby boy we don't go to the past he sold three weeks ago you know three weeks ago his stock was high yeah uh no he was he was higher than bitcoin three weeks ago and now he's lower um yeah you want to talk more about your leg no go [ __ ] yourself a little bit more about your [ __ ] knees blah blah blah [ __ ] off knees are serious man you need knees i don't have any okay just not in the ass um last week and we won't spend a lot of time lamenting on the passing of this man but a legend did pass away last week sean connery the first ever james bond and i put a little thing on my instagram when he died rest in peace you know what a legend because come on i don't know if you know much about sean connery but the man was an absolute legend i'm actually impressed with your sean connery impression it's absolutely no problem i can't see no significant problems uh it's falling apart mrs money penny yeah it is falling apart but i'll get it back i'll get it back no uh so yeah listen rest in peace sean connery but um i posted something on my instagram yesterday uh this little letter here so steve jobs obviously of apple fame wrestling love steve jobs rest in peace steve jobs fox sean connery it's all about steve jobs anyway steve jobs obviously wanted sean connery to do an advert for apple and he must have messaged him or written to him several times and here is the response which i just thought was so [ __ ] gangster uh um sean connery says mr jobs i will say this one no mr jobs i will say this one more time you do understand english don't you i don't sell my soul for apple or any other company i have no interest in changing the world as you suggest you have nothing that i need or want right you are you are a computer salesman i am [ __ ] james bond and then he says i can think of no quicker way to destroy my career than to appear in one of your crass adverts please do not contact me again and then signs it sean connery i mean come on i thought that was great i mean very rude rebecca actually commented quite rude actually i'm but you're wrong yeah but still steve jobs stop pestering the man the man i i'll right now i have zero sean connery products in my home right now whereas i have many many apple products um exactly exactly you're using multiple apple products right now in front of you you're touching them the computer that i'm it's because the iphone 12 are trying to rip us off again but we're not getting into that but still i love you you hate all these people but you use all the products the amazon i mean no no i love amazon what are you talking about i love amazon i've got something coming up soon never mind amazon are the best so convenient come to your house so fast same day deliver it especially their original programming is incredible i mean it's incred amazon prime jesus christ you get it delivered fast and you get free tv content it's the best thing i've ever heard of yeah but but steve jobs go ahead so look steve jobs is a genius first of all and i gotta be honest with you yes sean conner you can simply just say no i don't know he reads steve jobs reaches out to him directly as a man because steve jobs is a very very important person extremely important person so then back then i'm gonna say sean connery was a way bigger deal than steven jobs what year was this i don't know let's say 88. no this is not 88 this is after 88. this is this is nice to see when they were doing 98. yeah this is this is during jobs back then those tvs those monitors it was like the bubble ones with the perspex that you can see through nobody was buying those so this is during this is when the ipod came out this is when they were revolutionizing the music industry they're probably moving on to ipa uh the you know or an ipod came out what year what you're not there was no iphone that's a fight no there's no iphone yet but regardless so yeah so they reach out to steve jobs reaches out to him directly as a sign of respect hold on sean connery the best he's got from his i'm james [ __ ] mind who cares actors suck listen what has john connery ever done allow me to recount rebuttal please please if if you break it down if you read between z lines or just actually read it you can clearly see that steve jobs has been so much of a nuisance he has been contacting the great mr connery on multiple occasions going on telling him how he's going to change the world and all these kinds of things yeah sean connery's not interested in that he's been james bond forever he's the lady killer he's [ __ ] galore i must be dreaming right he doesn't give a [ __ ] about steve jobs he's in his high castle on the highlands of scotland kicking back with a cigar and a nice little pack of german shepherds around him he's like [ __ ] you mr jobs i'm gonna stop doing that because i can't do it well it's gotta be like it's gonna be nice to be so rich he's you know he's like a knight or a sir or whatever the [ __ ] they do over there like he's got a castle and horses and you know armored guards and his life is great he doesn't need to take the money but i will say right now in 1998 steve jobs he i don't think he the i the ipod was just coming out right around that time um he did go on to revolutionize multiple industries over and over and over again he was not wrong and he was saying to sean connery hey be a part of this because i have so much we're trying to get the greats the absolute greatest people involved and we consider you one of the greats and sean conner was sort of a dick about it yeah but he told him multiple times i guarantee and by the way this is supposed to be an homage to the great late sean connor not another steve jobs [ __ ] steve jobs i'm joking i would never talk bad of the dead never never speak ill of steve jobs i take steve jobs over sean connery any day of the week steve jobs oh my god wash your mouth out shame on you okay great question this is the last episode of this podcast don't ask brian and [ __ ] harrington because that's it yes yes yes yes yes i want to pay rise i'll never disagree with a single word tweet it out right now as well on the believe you me please harrington all right yeah i'm having to do it i've got a show to do what we'll do we'll do a um one of the uh you know the polls i'm gonna use your free sanitable gloves whoever answers if you could if you could have it if you could have uh a dinner with one of these guys bring him back from the dead no no if you could have dinner because that now it comes down to all right that's a good one because [ __ ] connery wins that one all day long imaginary dinner date with steve jobs or sean connery it's sean connery oh steve jobs all day you pick a geniuses brain sean connor is gonna be a dick to you listen listen steve jobs was talk at such a high computer uh uh what's the word i'm looking for what do you call computer language what do they call it no no not the coding jargon he was speaking computer jargon it'll be way above your pay grade lewis you won't understand the thing but sean connor is going to sit down talk about all the birds he banged when he was [ __ ] james bond he's going to talk about the galore of the hershey that he got so many times he's going to talk about [ __ ] being james bond and being an actor and being in all these great movies it's going to be a lot of anecdotes steve jobs is going to bore you to death no see now tell you right now steve jobs is gonna give you an insight into his genius his his brilliant mind i have a million questions for him sean connery is gonna have his he's gonna have his head up his own ass he's gonna be bragging about all the [ __ ] he's done he's a [ __ ] actor have you ever hung out with an actor actors are the worst they're they're they're soulless people they don't actually have any real personalities you know i'm flying to london to shoot a movie next week yeah but you're not an actor you're a fighter that happens to act yeah not actors or wankers there you go yeah no but listen all right you've got a million questions for steve jobs give me your first one so i'm steve jobs i'm sitting down hold on i've [ __ ] got nerdy glasses on oh hello louis thanks for joining us at the shitty restaurant because even though i've got loads of money i'm cheap as [ __ ] right because i guarantee he was a cheap [ __ ] that's why he charges so much for these things that's why every year a new one comes out and then they slow down the previous year snake snakey i read i read his biography he was not cheap he was well anyway first question louis uh do you have a million questions for me if so let's start at number one i'll be sorry i'm supposed to please even i'm so starstruck by steve jobs that even this hypothetical right now is getting me nervous yeah but still we can't sit here and have dinner all night the appetizers are on the way you get one dinner ask me a question where do you want to start i don't even know literally i i can i tell you why i don't got nothing to ask i've got nothing i'd say steve jobs get the [ __ ] out of here how can we find get sean connery john connery yeah let's do some whiskey okay and let's hear stories about what would you ask john connery i'd tell me about all the birds you banged maggie oh i wouldn't even want to talk about amazing i'm a happily married man but still the guy's a geezer the guy's a [ __ ] geezer in fact check this out brian i sent you a little clip before now bearing in mind a little disclaimer i don't agree with this this was probably a long time ago uh and he's talking about assaulting women which which as we know as we know does not you know he's not par for the course you're not allowed to do that but still play the tape brian i know sean connery regrets this conversation you did an interview in which you said it's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then as i remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah i didn't love that i haven't changed my opinion you haven't do you think it's good to slap a woman no i don't think it's good i don't think it's bad i don't think it's that bad i think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it yeah what would merit it well if you have tried everything else and women are pretty good at this they can't leave it alone the last word then you give them the laugh last word but they're not happy with the last one they want to say it again and and get into a really provocative situation then i think it's absolutely right by the way john connery oh my god absolutely right now listen i'm not saying that that's what i find so funny what i find so funny is that he's so shameless and like doubles down he's like yes it's absolutely right in those situations do you know what i mean he starts like talking himself into like a corner like because he has no real justification he's just like if she's not acting right you gotta say well he starts off i mean to be fair is that i wouldn't do it with a fist i mean it's an open hand come on it's definitely a [ __ ] slap no listen you know against women is clearly not right but i just i did admire how he just stuck to his guns at least he was true to his persona and who he was shameful behavior there's never any any excuse to hit a woman okay i've said that now we can go back to having fun before your little pricks in the comment section wow bisping is glorified hate women no never touched my wife yet you know but still potentially it's coming you never know i don't have a coffee right now yeah that's what you saw hamilton bring my coffee and right in that moment because i'll smack him right in his [ __ ] ass go back go back into the kitchen baby girl i i wonder when that interview was i mean it's clear that looks like late 80s yeah yeah and it's weird because i'm not saying it was acceptable in the late 80s to hate women because it wasn't it's never been acceptable to hit women before there was a lot of you could it was a different time well it's funny because i watched um carrie the other day you remember that stephen king movie did we talk about it of course on the show no great movie really it has a lot of rewatch value i i watched it as a kid and i remember kind of creeping me out i didn't really remember too much of it except for the you know the big scene yeah the pig's blood scene um but it's a pretty good movie actually i remember it but one of the scenes john travolta's in the car with the hot chick okay and they're just driving talking and she calls him an [ __ ] or something and he's like don't call me that and she calls him it again and he goes crack and just gives her a backhand in the mouth and he's like told you not to call me that and then they just drive and that's it it's not a big deal in the movie it's just and they're cool like they're just going to the movies it's [ __ ] wild and that was made i think maybe yeah it was made in 76 um just a cheeky little backhand i think that was the regular thing i don't know i don't remember i just didn't have men in my household i was raised by women so i didn't experience that but i think that was a regular thing in the 70s and 80s for men to do to women and the way you hear sean connery describe it it's the way that people describe hitting their kids today like well i've never hit a woman in my life but i certainly was around i'm not going to go into details i definitely saw a lot of that stuff when i was a kid and you're right no listen you can't do that but i i don't want to talk about beating women i'm talking more about how certain things back then you could get away with it they've i mean what's some other examples i mean it's got it's not related but people never really used to wear seat belts back in the day that wasn't a big deal my dad never wore a seat belt my mate blankie still never wears a seat belt in fact he has the thing like cut off that he just plugs in rather than wear a seat belt i'm like dude why do you do that you're going to die if you have an accident put your seatbelt in my dad never locked his car i don't know but they're terrible examples yeah all that [ __ ] i mean my mom used to just smoke cigarettes in the house with us in the car i mean secondhand smoke was my mom smoked the entire time she was pregnant with me that's why i look like this yeah well you know i mean you wouldn't have looked much better but yeah the smoking in the car my mom my dad and then my older brothers they'd all be in the [ __ ] car and it was a small little car windows up all small walking cigarettes and i'd be in the back dying yeah yeah i remember my sister would [ __ ] complain my sister would go and i remember just being a little kid and being like oh my gosh being a little [ __ ] like jesus christ just take your cancer and shut up okay and she was right she was 100 right to feel that way yeah yeah anyway sean connery there you go i mean i saw that and i i did laugh i did laugh i saw this one i laughed out loud it was more from shock do you know what i mean but it doesn't change my opinion of him he's it was a different time he's a bit of a prick i mean if you think of uh what was the other guy liam neeson remember he told that story and he almost kind of got canceled for a little bit but i think he's got a movie that came out recently remember he talked did you hear about that the story where he said a friend of his a female friend was raped by a black man and i'm just recounting the story here so he was very very angry and he remembers going out with a cricket bat or a baseball bat specifically looking for black men and he said it in an interview and then of course you know massive massive [ __ ] show and fallout after that and we didn't hear from him for quite some time yeah that's uh it's a [ __ ] up story yeah i remember that as well um johnny depp just didn't he that uh did you see that yeah i did yeah he's a woman beater apparently and it's fine it went to court and they're like nope that's good you're a woman beater well what happened was he was suing the the sun right because there was reporting that he was beating november no no there was a headline they called him a wife beater right so that's why he was suing them yeah so then they he took them to court they go to you know uh you know whatever court it is and then they find out like oh no yay he's pretty abusive yeah he said what did he say he said she was acting all crazy she did a [ __ ] in his bed oh she looks like she's [ __ ] batshit crazy i love her like i think she's i i the reason i know she's crazy is because i'm very attracted to her and i like crazy chicks there's just something about him i've always liked yeah we had this conversation a while ago and at the time i i i couldn't pick amber heard out of a lineup if my life depended on it oh yeah no she's hot she's pretty hard but regardless crazy women obviously you could tell he's crazy i'm just saying like the crazy sort of cancels each other out in those situations you can't have that in a relationship lewis right you like you're definitely on the crazy side psychotic absolutely [ __ ] madman side you can't have a psychotic girlfriend as well you're gonna have the yin with the yang that's for long-term relationships that's what if you look at a long successful relationship there's always a difference in personalities there's always a loud one there's always a quiet one there's always a sensible one there's always a wacky one if you get two people together that are explosive and loud and a little bit crazy you're gonna have great sex you're gonna have the first month you're gonna be oh my god she's great we never argue she does it she lets me go out all weekend and party yeah because she's doing the same thing but eventually you're gonna start arguing like [ __ ] and before you know you'll be sean connery just giving a wee little bag the police are involved yeah you're cancelled you're on the front page of the newspaper labelled as a wife beater okay but yeah i mean johnny depp is he doesn't have anything in in the works right now he's like couldn't he couldn't knock he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag no disrespect to johnny tremendous actor but still i think amber heard if she really put in some training with your mate chris tychian or whatever he's called i reckon amber could take [ __ ] old johnny of long john silver christian yeah anyway [ __ ] those guys oh real quick before we move on to emma because there's a lot of mma news or a decent mma news anyway um did you hear that uh oregon oh by the way 62 percent uh to 38 in favor of sean connery so far on the believe you me twitter poll go [ __ ] yourselves they don't know anything nobody wants to hang out with steve jobs or dad no no no you read his book you're one of these [ __ ] right no disrespect i say [ __ ] in a nice jovial manner and it was a [ __ ] not a [ __ ] two different things two different things in england um but let's be honest and and anyone listening to this and i've seen a few of them on [ __ ] line that they did they want to better themselves they want to be an entrepreneur they want to put entrepreneur in their [ __ ] social media tag i'm just saying if you're one of those people on your instagram that says entrepreneur when you're not a [ __ ] entrepreneur just because you've got a business or you're a hairdresser or you're a personal instructor does not make you a [ __ ] entrepreneur right but you want to you so you go on holiday you want to sit by the pool and you're reading your steve jobs books and you're like oh yeah i'm very high brown i'm just reading steve jobs autobiography yeah you know because he's a visionary and you know i'm an entrepreneur so just trying to get some tips yeah yeah come on give me a break harrington what what is on my wall in my bedroom you can come on right yeah uh are you on a show people yeah you can show on the wall of my bedroom yeah but i'll just say it's kind of gay look at that it's a steve jobs quota graph those are quotes that make up his face so deep man so thoughtful so intellectual i mean i had you wrong all this time lewis but there you are you got the great visionary of steve jobs at first count it looks like a photograph no you explore more you get right in there and you look is that oh the dimples on his face that's actually a quote that's actually the formula for the algorithm for the search engine on the latest model i mean it's mind-blowing no one word wanker where where is your sean connery cartograph i don't i don't do that i don't idolize even closer says you could [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] with hoes and drinks [Laughter] oh my god all right anyway that's funny steve jobs love him love him i really he looks over me every night as i go to sleep i make eye contact with him while i make love so you wake up in the middle of the night the first thing you see steve jobs looking at you that's not weird at all lewis why why in the bedroom though when in the hallway perhaps that's fine you know maybe the front room's a bit weird right the front room it shouldn't be steve jobs in the hallway steve jobs is fine that's good that's actually a nice little piece of art i have there steve jobs homage loved him visionary entrepreneur in the bedroom louis in the bedroom i feel like it's a little it's a little bit i feel like in the hallway or in the home it's it's for everybody it's not my place of inspiration it should be everybody's how about a picture of james james you know i have tons of pictures yeah that's great but in the middle you've got a massive thing of steve jobs it just doesn't compute i got it well on the other wall i have a choreograph of his mom and it's just like you're a piece of [ __ ] i hate you i we need to separate this is eddie my new boyfriend yeah it's terrible yeah damn all right okay all right real quick mike we must thank draftkings draftkings.com for supporting today's show a really fun way to watch mixed martial arts or 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you're in ketosis because i said i've got to be in ketosis now i've had a carb all week but no you're probably not doing actual keto so i i'm not taking on enough fat you got to take on a lot of fat but also you like you got to cut out like everything you got to have only green vegetables i i i know all about it i know all about it well some of the fans might not i'm just yeah but we've talked about it before it's cringe let's not talk about our diets and the size of your biceps and how [ __ ] awesome you are let's talk about the long list of great mma notes which uh harrington compiled but before we get into the mma stuff i want to talk about this because it's it's kind of it's kind of sad if i'm honest um i know you're not the biggest boxing expert but you know these two guys are going to talk about tyson fury and deontay wilder of course they had that tremendous fight 2018 it was a draw right tyson fury got dropped you know he got up in the last round won the last round whatever then they had a rematch and fury and did you see the rematch uh i think i did i think i actually watched it live at a bar right well fury [ __ ] just destroyed him fury came out and made some tremendous adjustments put deontay on the back foot and just pieced him up pieced him up did a lot of damage and then in the end it was uh deontay wilder's trainer through the towel and we talked about this at the time but the reason i'm bringing this up now is because there was talk of a third match right deontay wilder had a rematch clause in his contract but of course you know there was an expiration date on those type of things and deontay never exercised his right throughout that window right so that's passed so that which says that he doesn't want the rematch so few has moved on now and he's booked i forget who it is but he's got a fight uh scheduled sometime soon so deontay wilder's coming out now first of all he fired his trainer that threw the towel in i mean that guy was just looking out for him i'm not trying to shoot him down to wilder by the way but he came out and he did uh uh is that why you fired him he said specifically he fired him for throwing in the towel he also actually accused that trainer of potentially poisoning his water yeah yeah he's coming out with every excuse under the sun he's saying all kinds of stuff yeah yeah um brian i sent you uh the video from uh deontay's instagram take a look at this it's a little bit sad it's gold but my ears can still hear and my eyes can still see the bible also tell us to be swift to hear and slow to speak you see what you don't understand thief what you did is what my people deal with all the time someone cheating them from providing that greatness into the world but it's a burden that we cut off only to make us stronger i saw in the first fight where reagan hadn't was pulling down your gloves to put your fists in the improper position y'all y'all tried the same method the second time but this time you scratch flesh out of my ears which caused my ears to bleed it's impossible for a brand new 10 ounce glove to bend to keep us mushed in or to have loose space highly believe you put something hard in your blood something decides in the shape of an egg weight here's the reason why the side of my face swelled up in the egg weight form and it left a den in my face as well i'm sorry i'm sorry but in the midst of it all you still couldn't keep this king down you wouldn't hear me in the end it took a crap in the bucket referee and the disloyal trainer to throw the tower in just to stop me [Music] proverbs the 6th chapter 30 31st says excuses may be found from a thief who steals because he is starved but if he is caught back seven times jesus christ he is just rambling this is the problem when somebody is that rich and physically uh powerful yes like you don't have your like whoever his friends are should be saying dante no this is terrible like this is really cringy the music is bad you sound like you know the [ __ ] you're talking about you're just rambling on and on and on um but more specifically the excuse is bisping i'm sure that's really what you're focused on yeah listen i'm a fan of deontay wilder he's a tremendous boxer and super exciting i mean the power that he has in his right hand is phenomenal and he's given tremendous performances so i'm not here to [ __ ] on deontay wilder i am going to [ __ ] on that [ __ ] video though because it goes against i mean he's damaging his reputation in my opinion now some people have came out and defended him stephen a smith was one of those guys and i i have tremendous respect for stephen a smith so i'm not going against him you know people have different opinions but the reality is now he's calling for a rematch he's calling fury a coward or whatever well you had a lot of time to exercise your right to that rematch and you never did it and then when the window it disappears that window closes then you come out with all this it's silly number one the trainer was looking after your best interest um then he says an egg weight in the glove i mean that's just ridiculous well he actually said something egg weight shaped and sized yeah an egg way yeah so i it's something like an egg way something about the size and the shape of an egg white i'm going to go on a limb and say that he's referring to potentially an egg weight which if you were you know a scumbag you could probably squeeze an egg weight into a glove right so he's saying an egg wait the only problem is is that any time and i think no not at your fire dallas mania i don't think the commission weren't involved were there but any time certainly in boxing certainly in boxing big big boxing fights they are staring at you while you get your hands wrapped you know what i mean and and and they have to sign off when that when the wrap is finished they sign the wrap then when you put the glove on they tape up the glove and then they sign the tape on the glove there's no sneaking is there any time alone because you hear this a lot right and this is just uh you you can really speak only for high-level professional mma but is there any time alone with your equipment like that could you do anything to your mma gloves because you load them with something could you is there any way to do that well yes there is there is you know only if there's not commission around so in america you have the you know the athletic admissions which is great and and they're on you like when i thought gsp remember i was going to inject my ribs with lidocaine remember that story said yeah of course and but like the the commission were on me big time by the way that wasn't cheating it wasn't a steroid i was trying to numb the [ __ ] pain like the worry i am but it was too on top because they're just there watching your every move like a hawk because they're big fights there's a lot of money on the line and people do cheat so therefore that's uh it just wouldn't have happened but to go to your point like lower level shows they might use gloves where the padding isn't sufficient you know it's like an old glove that's been beat up an old trick that they used to do as well you know you wrap your hand and then you put strips of tape on your glove but what they used to do was get little pieces of tape put it on and then roll them up on the wall roll them up so they're like a thin coiled piece of tape and then put tons of those on because they get really really hard and then put tape over that so no one can see it but then when you hit with that it's [ __ ] way harder but you've never done that no never no i wouldn't drink no need to bro no [ __ ] need you know what i'm saying no but that's like some of the old dirty tricks i'm sure there's a million others um but you're saying technically it's not out of this world even though there's a commission you're saying there's a way if if you really want to get an egg weight in this glove is there a path to get there no i'm saying the opposite i'm saying the commitment had that fight i mean let's remember tyson fury fan favorite all the rest of it but he's also the away guy he's from manchester he's from england okay the the commission members aren't turning a blind eye so he can sneak a [ __ ] egg weight in there that's a fact so no he's out of his mind and it's kind of desperate that he's making these excuses well it's a bunch of them you know it's like you know and then the whole thing with the those pictures are so deceiving because he shows like he's like the way the gloves bending you're like well it's sometimes when there's movement in a picture like it just looks a little bit weird that happens all the time you see people with like they'll be like look at his ear it's not the same guy he's got a different shape to his ear and it's like well now he's turning his head and it's it's moving a little bit so i think uh it just sounds like a lot of excuses you never want to hear that like i said i don't know much about boxing and much about deontay wilder but the reality is just as a fight fan in general you do not want to hear excuses when somebody loses you want to just hear the other guy go hey man the better guy won that night and you know afterwards he feels into their podcast people hear about the ribs and the [ __ ] vicodin or all that other [ __ ] but the night of the fight when they're in the ring you just want to hear hey man [ __ ] congratulations yeah no i think when calvin gaslin got me they said so what are you gonna do you're gonna retire on that night it'll take a bigger piece of [ __ ] than him to get rid of me you know just make a self-deprecating remark take it on the chin and move on um and then also just lie because you retired yeah no i did well i didn't know i was gonna retire just being knocked out i didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on but um he was talking about the ear the blood in the ear right and that was talked about in the fight he got hit hard in the ear and it perforated his eardrum like i've never done this but i used to do traditional japanese jiu jitsu when i was a kid and i don't i don't if anybody's ever done this but they used to teach a maneuver where you cup your hands and you go on on people's ears right and because of the air but you know you'll perform the eardrums and it'll hurt them it'll dis disorientate them right he got cracked in the head right with a big glove right in the [ __ ] ear and it perforated his ears that's where the blood came from not from how the [ __ ] is he gonna scratch through a boxing glove there was a six scene in uh the boys were they trying to bring him uh what's his name right yeah yeah they tried to bring in the uh they gave the blind guy and he goes that's it yeah homelander that that's the technique i'm talking about you know what i mean uh so yeah that that's an old one but i guess if you're like a superman you could do it a little stronger uh the only one that was curious and he's blaming mickey hatton for [ __ ] with his glove that's [ __ ] was the bend in the glove i don't think there's any foul play there but you know i can see if you're trying to make excuses why you could cling on to that but just let it go you know what i mean but uh because i like the guy i'm a fan of him i like the way he carries himself usually i like the way boxes he's a curious character he's very entertaining but uh yeah there you go anyway should we uh get into z mix the arts of the mixed martial sure let's do it let's party harrington has my phone so i don't have the notes in front of me unfortunately i'm gonna take a look i'm gonna take a look and see hey why not i'll say you know take a moment real quick you love the show go to our itunes right now leave us a five star rating positive review we love the reviews you guys are the [ __ ] [ __ ] subscribe to the youtube channel click that notification button get notification every time the show goes live and if you guys want access to the entire on-demand library every episode of the show that we've ever done you can get them at gasdigitalnetwork.com use that promo code by get a 14-day free trial start from the beginning just binge watch the entire podcast the whole history from the beginning what a fun way to enjoy the show what a fun way to enjoy the show i was just looking at the notes there and uh this is a fun one rather than getting into fights and breaking them down and all that type of stuff uh kevin lee is making headlines at the moment for a a wild courageous head tattoo brian can you bring that up so lewis can see have you seen this head tattoo i haven't seen it but i respect a good head tattoo face tattoo neck tattoo i don't know if i do i love it if i do you know what it tells me what's he tell you it tells me that this person is committed to their [ __ ] choices kevin lee says i'm never getting a day job again i am a mixed martial artist for the rest of my life this is what i [ __ ] do when mike tyson got that crazy face tattoo it's like that's it mental you think that they're mental anyone with a face tat they could be a sweetheart they always say that don't they you know it's such a uh what's the word contradiction or whatever oh no no no that guy covered in tattoos his entire face is a he's a work of art he's a lovely guy he's a lovely natured fellow no you're a [ __ ] psycho man simple as that i mean that is that's commitment to the game right there wow that's what it is behind is that that's bizarre that's also a different than the headset too that i was expecting yeah i mean don't get me wrong it's done very well it's cool i mean if you're into that type of stuff great i'm just not you know what i mean but i don't know would you louis in fact you've got the perfect head for it let's get you a head tattoo uh i don't you don't you respect them i wouldn't do a head maybe i would do maybe one back here like right here behind the ear right back here or neck tattoo i would do or a little face tattoo but that's a little too much face tattoo is just it's a real commitment but i do dig it i don't mind it the face tattoo is yeah i mean listen if you want if you've got a face tattoo good for you but it it's it's it's the pr nightmare puerto rican nightmare that's what i'm gonna get tattooed on my face i love the puerto rican nightmare that's good that was quick louis yeah no but it is though isn't it because as you said you know you pick let's just say james is older right i was just gonna ask you this exact [ __ ] question james is a little about your daughter and son who are of age right now to do this no no no i'm talking james is at school okay right he's at middle school he's being a little [ __ ] he's getting older he's getting you know he's hit puberty right he's got he he's got a little adrenaline adrenaline what do you call it testosterone in his body he's rebelling he's punched somebody at school he's got to do an argument and punch him when they're like uh mr gomez yeah uh we need you to come in we need to have a discussion with you about your son and his behavior at school which is totally unacceptable and then you show up with face tats what is that going to say to the teachers i think they're going to go like oh this guy is obviously successful this guy's this guy's obviously like he's committed to this lifestyle like he's obviously in a new element he's reached another level you know devil's advocate devil's avocado that is one scenario another scenario is that they're very polite to you because you might fly off the hinge at any second they should fear me she potentially could have a weapon on you you know uh when you leave they have a con flap they come they talk to like the inner people at the school they're like oh poor james it's not his fault his father came in face tats psychopath you want to see him on twitter very aggressive poor james is an abused child okay let's give james a pass it's okay but let's inform social services that louis j gomez is possibly abusing his son i mean is that what you want that's fine they can investigate they'll find no abuse at home and guess what now we got james out of trouble the the school board and the the principal he's both fearful and respectful of me and uh we've moved on with our lives he's fine and this kid's not bullying james anymore because he cracked him in his [ __ ] head yeah leg kicked him leg kick's the one we've said this many times if you want to hurt somebody but not get done kick him in the leg you know you spoke ad nauseum as to how much leg kicks hurt it hurts so much but when they go into the school's office and they say sir sir my leg hurts they're going to look they're going to see nothing you're going to laugh on your face it doesn't bruise for a couple days yeah so there you go if you want to assault someone make it a good old-fashioned leg kick harrington can you come in and show yourself so you've sent these notes through which of course we have our own brain question question i'm sorry what i was going to ask you it was a completely different question what would you do if your daughter right now came to you and said dad i want to get a face tattoo we've had this well not a face tattoo we've had the discussion about tattoos well she wants that she wants a tattoo she doesn't want a tattoo but megan uh you know she uh as as um had a couple of tattoos recently and she got one that uh i forget what it says now but i you know i didn't approve and then blue lives matter like jesus christ it's like something like good girl on her ass or something oh no jesus christ now right yes you know what that in fact that's what it is good girl just at the top of her ass i'm like oh my god uh so ellie went with it to the tattoos she doesn't live here anymore she's moved out she's uh good luck to her i wish you the best love you megan but uh ellie wanted to get a tattoo on that under no circumstances no tattoo at all zero bro zero well she's not eighteen she's seventeen even when she's eighteen it's my house i make the no thoughts in here okay not even what about your time what about your son again same thing he's nineteen listen when yeah listen if he wants to tattoo gray okay that's up to him but sexy but i'll i'll just give him you know sometimes ellie may drive me to her obviously not a closed fist but an open hand seems to be the appropriate action to take in this scenario yeah no no i don't is that crazy it's not that crazy i'll tell you right now it sounds sexist at first and it kind of is right and it's a little old school and if pressed on it i bet you would you probably if your daughter was of age and it was a tasteful tattoo i think you would probably be convinced i think well of course listen at the end of the day it is her body you know i don't own her i kind of do but i don't i don't my house my body yeah well you know it's my house my rule simple as that but but we did say you know like when she gets a little older if she wants to rebecca gave her you know some advice some discreet body parts and where you could get one if you really want to express yourself listen self-expression's cool you know i'm all for it you know but don't do it now at that age if you're gonna pick something so dumb my first tattoo was [ __ ] stupid ludog you remember wow ah i remember everything lewis that's why we have these little arguments about no no no no no i remember bro i remember the details wow nothing's been fast busted sharp anyway get uh harrington show yourself again please so you compiled all these notes right but none of them are real bangers in terms of conversation topics right oh look at his face and we did didn't we discuss uh um what's his face alasana taking on blahovic on the last show that's the number that's the number one story that harrington has no we could talk about it again [ __ ] it easy show hey let's just get the last show upload it and edit it into this one we're good let's go get drunk yeah i love it great idea hamilton explained so that the story was actually about uh the [ __ ] talking between israel adasanya and jon jones picking up again uh their war of words it seems like yamahobic is just the the speed bump in the road between uh you know jon jones and israel out of sonia for that light heavyweight title uh but yeah i mean i i have the quote here if you uh that's what i was trying to get to that i thought you guys might might find engaging all right okay i know i'm on the bus in your balls harrington but still some of the other topics whilst i respect all of their individual careers or a little weak sauce but so you wanna i know is it a hammer fisting day is it a hammer fist it is it is well you can hammer face the [ __ ] out of us then and we didn't do any questions last time if you don't remember so maybe we could even answer a couple questions if it's a late news day we'll we'll we'll hammer fist it we'll question it we'll do all we'll do all kinds of crazy stuff but harry can go on then you be jon jones give us the oh adasanya and give us the quote all right uh let me see if i can figure out a new zealand accent uh i'm about to do what he hasn't done in over 10 years uh which is jump up and wait i didn't recycle all my old opponents and scrap them or find new lower tier guys to fight i just said [ __ ] it i'ma go up so i'm gonna do what he has done 10 years i'm just gonna do it under three years i don't know it depends who his next fight is i've seen the guy live you can look at his last five whites fights tell me he's not washed i gotta say better than my sean connery thank you okay incomparable i would say it's right on the same level i must be dreaming posse galore um yeah so anyway he's talking about john johnson he hasn't moved up in 10 years um he kind of has a point he kind of has a point because he was saying that he was going through all the same guys again how many rematches though did i mean he had dc and who was the other one gustafsson they're the only rematches right yeah i believe so so so that point doesn't really stack up but i see what he's saying because when did he win the belt i think it was like 2007. or no no 2010 11 yeah he took it off shogun i think 10 or 11. anyway the point is he's been the champ for a long long time beating a lot of people and he says that in his last five fights that he's starting to look washed up as well now the reason he's saying that is because you know these last few fights what was last five what was the fifth fight i know it's reyes thiago santos i mean can you have to you have to look at the fact that jon jones has gone through generations of top contenders generations of just former champions i mean the level of competition that jon jones has faced compared to israel at asanya it's not even a question yet right in israel arasana i i think it's admirable that he's moving up so quickly but i'm not going to knock jon jones for dominating the best fighters in the world in the toughest division in the sport no um you know no no we're not here to do that izzy is the one doing that no of course exactly the parameters involving that so last five dominic reyes i thought he got beat thiago santos very close fight anthony smith clearly won that gustafson tk on before that was a no contest to daniel cormier um and the osp fight before that where he looked human yeah the osp fire what what was that was off after a long layoff was that after he'd gotten popped for steroids and he'd come back yeah yeah i think that was actually after jail if i'm not mistaken yeah it was he was tentative in that fight but he still that was dominant it was like people were people were like oh that he looked human he's like he absolutely dominated osp osp didn't have a moment in the fight where he was doing anything uh really did john i don't know i was there but still still when i had to discuss the osp fight from [ __ ] whenever it was four years ago five years ago um jonas fought nothing but the best competition the body what is he saying is that he's not stepping up not going up looking for challenges you know it's not his prerogative it's not his job necessarily to do that uh and and there's two schools of thought right two trains of thought should i say for izzy you know he's gonna move up in weight and i've said this many times the guy moving up in weight risks nothing but i know you said this recently lewis when he had this he's risking his undefeated record so in a sense he does risk that but if you're john jones just like gsp he's like no this is my division i'm a professional okay i'm not jumping all over weight classes i'm gonna kick the [ __ ] out of people that are my size my weight and that's what he did i was successful so i understand both arguments um yeah i think that uh it's just it's also a different time um i think the the weight classes aren't as rigid as they used to be it used to be like really like nobody did that now it just seems to be everyone just is jumping all over the place depending on you know what fight is available and that's what how boxing was um you know what i'm saying like nobody really like just fought at one weight all those boxing guys had multiple titles and multiple weight classes so um i don't know if it's good or bad i don't know what do you think yeah no no i don't think it's good or bad i think it's exciting i'm excited for the young behold fight realistically there's not many contenders right now at middleweight of course there is but there's none that makes sense you know for example darren till he's obviously a very worthy contender but he's coming off some losses robert whittaker is next in line but of course he said he doesn't want to fight him just yet in fact robert came out and clarified that statement i think this week harrington did you see that yeah he said he definitely does want to fight him uh he just wants to spend some time with his kids he is expecting a new one so yeah and that's fair enough you know fighting is an exhausting thing it's i mean as you know lewis it's all or nothing you're in your balls deep but he's got a family and he's got a baby on the way he wants to have a little down time he just had two fights and relatively quick turnaround i think he deserves that so before is he moving up yeah it's a logical thing he can become a [ __ ] all-out legend and then on top of that if he does beat yamblahovic which isn't a given but if he does beat him that is the biggest [ __ ] you to jon jones ever it's like hey look i have got your belt [ __ ] you want it back come and get it and then i think they're gonna fight at the raiders stadium i think jon jones i think is he's going to have real problems with jon jones keep on talking him it's fine cool jon jones can just come down and take the title and then go up to the heavyweight and take that title jon jones i think you just is going to be real issues for israel asana i think israel lasagna um obviously has a speed advantage but jon jones is just as creative as a striker i'm sure he has a reach advantage um which i don't know actually he has a reach advantage here's a size advantage wrestling weighted advantage but i tell you if jones and this is a hot take as you might say if jones can't take him down is he beats him you think so [ __ ] 100 izzy's a pretty special kickbox so he's a very special striker he's got speed he's got reflex he's got youth he's got that that arrogance on his side which believe it or not will help him in that scenario jones obviously can compete but i i just think izzy has the speed advantage simple as that jones can take him down that's what he used to do to people he'd take them down and he would [ __ ] them up right but izzy's past that test in terms of takedown defense so far granted hasn't taken on somebody like john jones the way that joe in fact i don't really think izzy is taking on a high caliber wrestler other than joel romero that never really really used his wrestling that much because he's getting older and getting a bit lazy so yeah i still think if jones can't take him down it's disrespectful for me to say that he would lose if jones can't take him down it becomes a really interesting fight is what i'm saying yeah exactly and i think that the the fact that jones can um threaten the takedown at all times and is a lot bigger and can bully him um i think it's gonna make israel fight a little different you know and i i would not bet against jon jones in that fight i just i i couldn't ima i can't see it but i could be completely wrong israel decided to just might be that guy and if israel is on you can do that if you can go up beat yon blah which i can't i can't say it correctly i keep on saying block say blah blah blah ho ho vic okay you wanted to say something and i feel like it would be an interesting point somebody just ripped off mma junkie but i'd like to hear it all the same uh well yeah i wanted to uh update you guys 80 sorry both men six foot four uh four inch reach advantage for jon jones at 84. at four and a half so 84 and a half inches versus 80 for israel out of sonja as far as wrestlers in the middleweight division that israel out of sonia's face the only other one is kelvin gastelum has some pretty good uh wrestling for that division but not a children not a 205-pounder all right well anyway we'll uh we'll move on from that because we we talked about jon jones and izzy a little bit recently as well harrington there is a number of stories on there and we said we're going to hammer fist so we'll let you take the reins here and direct the show so to speak now listen with great power comes great responsibility i feel like we're having a pretty decent show so far let's keep it that way okay let's keep it on the tracks don't [ __ ] it up harrington what have you got okay well i know you said you wanted to move on from israel outside you but oh my god with great power comes great responsibility michael to just have a little bit of faith here uh so he he gave an update on uh his uh his inflamed pectoral muscle uh that a lot of people were making fun of uh asking a lot of questions about the apollo cosmos we never spoke of his titty once we were so respectful it was that we for once we we took the high road we were like yeah [ __ ] it it just never registered to either one of us we didn't really give a [ __ ] louis is the type of guy okay that has a mural of steve jobs in his bedroom he would not mark somebody's uh uh strange looking pectoral muscles because i have two of them i have two titties i can't [ __ ] mock his one can you make yours dance all those that's not good i can do it yeah [ __ ] not as good as me harrington go ahead well that's actually the question i was going to ask so israel out of science can we make our days dance yeah we'll know i'm going to ask you about it can you make your tits dance i think i know the answer but although good push-ups oh dance baby dance all right give us the question doing a little something there uh okay so he said here's the quote from israel edison he said he got it checked out my tour of terry glam was checked horrible lives are fine so our estrogen and testosterone yesterday we had an ultrasound and a mammogram i had one for the first time to be honest it might have been unhealthy living a little bit like smoking weed that's what the ufc doctor from the ufc said he said i need to stop but i'm i said i'm not stopping i'm just going to slow down on the smoking weed my question louis jay gomez someone who smokes a ton of weed have you ever grown breast because of it i've never heard this i've never heard a side effect of smoking weed as you might grow titties and that would that might be a good deterrent to get little boys to not smoke weed oh yeah if you tell lucas listen if you smoke weed lucas you're gonna grow a set of tits he's definitely not gonna do that you know because when you're a little boy you know you don't you know if he thinks something's too girly you avoid it like the plague harry brian have you ever grown a set of tits i haven't but there was a time in my life where i'd be like these are probably fun to play with oh depending on the time you're 13 years old you're like this is [ __ ] great you're high you got titties to play with oh god that's funny yeah so anyway so what's your question no no i've got a more constructed sensible uh intelligent question so lewis uh given your ex esteemed background and experience with marijuana uh whether it be recreational media recreational legal in new jersey baby there you go um what do you think of that what do you think i i i i'll say this there's nothing uh there's no foul play there's no story here i think you can have a little bit of fun with it he's not going to quote ufc doctors unless a ufc doctor said that but i i think that's not good information i don't think that's smoking weed caused that and i don't think if you stop smoking weed his breasts will go back to a normal shape but lewis in your esteemed experience what do you make of this i've never heard of it but you know who i'm i'm not a doctor i'm a ufc doctor these are very high level doctors bisping you know be disrespectful of you to try to go against ufc doctor uh advice i've gone against many ufc doctors on many occasions you know harrington what else okay uh well you know they made a big announcement about this on uh the broadcast on saturday night uh dana white announced the ultimate fighter is gonna be returning this march uh he says there's gonna be middleweight and bantamweight prospects uh similar format of the old show uh they do have yet to announce who the coaches are going to be for the season uh gentlemen if you could fantasy book give me the the best rivalry to put into the tough house right now well first of all i'm glad to see the ultimate fight come back we've spoke about this in the past lewis and you said the format got a little stale and things like that which you know they churned out two seasons a year for a long time but i think it's been long enough of a break only two years but still uh it'll be two and a half years or so i think people are ready to see it again and i for one being a product of the ultimate fighter i'm very excited to see it come back but lewis uh hamilton had a question whilst you answer i'll think yeah i mean here's the deal like first of all i think if they if they shake it up a little bit if they mix up the format i think it could be great right so dana white contender series is a great format it's not that taking young you know high-level prospects and putting them on television having them fight and and you know recording the drama and their backgrounds and seeing behind the scenes that's incredibly compelling the problem was the if the the format felt sort of stale it felt like the you know the big brother real world meets you know mma and the challenges so i'm hoping that it gets sort of an update and an upgrade and the producers think of something different to mix it up as well um but you know the guys if fantasy matchups who you want to see i've got it okay you go first because i i only have one half of my equation but i have a couple good ones so i feel uh in terms of star power in terms of rivalry in terms of explosive controversial content i don't think you can get better than jorge masvidal and colby covington adding them to his coaches on the ultimate fire holy [ __ ] tough is back with a bank and there's a very good possibility of that happening think about it mas vidal is a huge star right now right his stock has never been higher colby coverage in the same way you know what i mean so and they [ __ ] hate one another they actually have personal history they used to be roommates back in the day and now they detest one another that is pure drama all day long and it could probably happen the only other thing that i would say would be incredible to watch just must-see tv and it's not gonna happen we know already that uh dustin poirier is fighting conor mcgregor but let's get real you put conor mcgregor nate diaz ultimate fighter coaches nick diaz is a [ __ ] pop in episode three they jump connor it would be the [ __ ] wildest television show you've ever seen in your entire life book it now make it happen dana totally agreed that would be fantastic i mean that would that would be [ __ ] epic but conor's not going to do that i believe he's still you know he's still going to fight manny pacquiao next year that would eat into his plans in a significant way and he's done it once i coached the ultimate fighter twice whilst i'm very grateful for the opportunity it is it is a drag you know it's a lot of work the schedule's relentless obviously you got to train at the team twice a day once in the morning once in the evening then you've got a fight every two or three days you've got to weigh in every two or three days you've got a fight announcement so you get you so you go in the morning you do your your training session then you have a fight announcement and you know what it's non-stop then you've got to do interviews you're going to do what they call the confessionals you know so when you talk about things that happen so it literally is a non-stop uh grind and then of course you know you're teaming that up with wild nights in las vegas as well so it's a lot of work baby or honestly with the the foundational groundwork that both of these men have been putting in and to to really pull mike harrington here is israel sonia and jon jones those guys would be great coaches on the ultimate fighter they would talk tons and tons of trash and you would get a lot of people interested in watching it um any good rivalry right anywhere these guys [ __ ] hate each other where they're not gonna be respectful like you just don't want that on a reality show you want these guys to trash each other okay and they are fantasy i still think the colby versus mas vidal is in reality i don't think we're going to get izzy vs jones another fantasy one would be uh tony ferguson khabib possibly you know because khabib dana's teasing that he might be able to get khabib out of retirement he said uh he's gonna said he was emotional after the fight we didn't talk about that either on the last show which was kind of interesting um that i i'm happy to hear that to be honest with you because i i mean such an incredible talent um and dana white probably knows better than anybody else but see it's interesting because on one hand he promised his mother but apparently obviously i wasn't there privy to these conversations i wasn't in the village in dagestan but apparently he also had an agreement with his father that he would retire at 30 so you know what i mean which one which one do you do zip father or the mother do you know what i mean uh harrington go on father's plan baby uh all right this one's interesting uh the huntington peach bad boy is now a councilman i know michael i know tito ortiz uh he got almost three to one uh votes uh uh more than the next guy so he is officially a city councilman in the city of huntington beach uh my question for you gentlemen what mma fighter do you think would make the best politician oh i i'll tell you right now i don't know if about the best politician but probably would make a good politician and i know actually he has designs on being the president of the united states one day for a fact brian stan captain brian stan yeah yeah yeah no no he stepped away from the ufc commentary to uh focus on a political career i believe i'm not sure what he's doing right now but yeah but he's too young he's from what i hear through you know the grapevine he's too young right now to make a move so obviously those two going at it right now they're [ __ ] they're almost in the coffins brian stan's still in the prime of his life but i think he does have designs one day and maybe they are these uh grand designs of grandeur you know the illusions of grandeur perhaps who knows but uh but yeah brian stan uh captain brownstein yeah wants to be president one day and it could [ __ ] happen uh yeah well good good luck i hope he is god bless us all hopefully he's never done anything stupid because who is my pick uh i mean what shale was a politician for a little while right he could talk the talk no no no no no jail was a politician but then he got shamed okay for a money laundering scheme he was something to do with real to forget what it was he did he did what we all would do he he took the bait goddamit yeah yeah no love jail though yeah no disrespect but yeah that's why i mean what a politician politicians are liars they are manipulators they are they pretend to have other people's interests in mind um you know you know who's the most evil of the most evil fighters then that's who you would choose francis in ghana right sing honor he'll be the best politician no no it's funny just on that political note last night after the contender series i saw it this morning damon martin uh mma journalist said to dana white said if joe biden wins the election which it looks like he's going to um do you think joe biden uh will have you know that do anything to the ufc and dana's like what do you mean joe biden's gonna come after me he said well you were such an avid supporter of donald trump you know do you think you'll try and make your life hard in any way and dana says it was a great response it was pretty funny he says he says no i i don't think so he said joe biden doesn't even know who i am and he says joe biden doesn't know who joe biden is you know which is kind of funny because he does seem to forget what he's saying a lot but uh moving on from the political stuff harrington continue okay uh so another guy a victim of the ranking uh inactivity santiago ponzinibio was knocked out i think he was uh he was a top 10 fighter uh before he got injured uh now he's out of the rankings he's booked his return fight against muslim salakov uh my question for you guys does it make sense to match somebody who was ranked so high against an unranked fighter uh you know to to make him to earn his way back into the rankings okay listen this isn't a shot of you louis this is a charlotte harrington lewis is is our is he's manning the ship he's my partner in this show but we know he loves mma he watches mma right but but you're not like a super super super super crazy hardcore right louise i'm not trying to offend you so why would you ask him about it about hold on i'm not a [ __ ] nerd you're not offending me muslim salikov oh i don't repeat repeat the two fighters names lewis muslim salakov uh which i mean it sounds like like a bad guy in 80s pro wrestling that they're trying to scare you with who was the other guy uh hold on a ponzinibio barishnikov yeah i'm like come on two fighters that's uh you know all great fighters in santiago i i like watching him fight but come on what was your question well my question for you is i mean this guy is a muslim is an absolute killer he's on a four fight win streak uh you know with wins against guys whose names i've heard of before uh for somebody like santiago who like i said was a top 10 fighter before he got injured was forced onto the shelf does it make sense to fight an unranked fighter to try to get your way back into those rankings well i mean look at leon edwards you know he's fighting comes out of course hamza sorry is uh he's got a lot of hype i don't think muslim whilst he's known to the people that know mixed martial arts avidly to be a tremendous fighter it's dangerous he's a dangerous fighter without a prize at the end of it so i don't know but but you got to respect panzernibio saying yeah no i'm back my injury is good give me whoever because if you're going to be world champion one day you feel that you can beat everybody okay you need a manager guarding you because fighters are their own worst enemies fighters will say yeah [ __ ] it give me him give me him i'll fight anyone you need a manager saying no you probably could beat him he could have beat him but you probably could beat him but uh let's just bypass that one maybe fighting when you're the champion that's why you need a good manager but uh yeah lewis what you just said yeah there you go i couldn't have said it any better but anyway you know we we had the same conversation a very comparable conversation about leon edwards last week so we're going to rehash the whole thing yes bisping's right once again bismi said it best i didn't say it best i just said it accurately with perfect delivery with gustavo and gusto and just like factoids of information all over the place ton all right uh did you call him ton yes you put out the herring it's just a shot for harrington i was like there's two syllables a lot it's a lot of work to just call him harry potter mike it's too many syllables uh all right so uh amanda rebus i remember when she fought paige van zandt uh you know uh earlier this year i mentioned to lewis i said i'm not going to be bouncing you know my kid on my knee talking about the great amanda hebass uh well she just got booked uh against top contender michelle waterson my question for you guys uh if she wins this fight is she the next one up for weightlifting for the winner weightlifting versus rose well let me tell you this right now you are foolish to not be what did you how did you phrase it i'm not gonna be bouncing my kid on my knee telling amanda heba stories well that would be weird okay and the one you don't have a child okay and if you did have one don't tell the stories what stories do you have of amanda hebass what double life have you been living harrington well but stories just in general you talk about mma fighters like yeah you're bouncing your baby on your name hey okay listen i was going to tell you what about amanda hebass but no we'll go franciscan gardening he's got a massive [ __ ] okay okay inappropriate all right uh uh mr k um has a massive potential of being champion of the world one day so even if you were of the mind to be bobbing a baby about on your lap and telling stories uh anecdotes of of the great fighters in mixed martial arts amanda hebes may prove to be one of those one day so he's disappeared to get you a coffee i was trying to lecture him but when he disappears it's not quite the same are you still listening i'm lecturing you on his point he just yeah he just has it uh his thing there he's still listening yeah no i know i know it's all right okay guys the uh the the the hammer fisting uh period is done i believe we have a couple of really good questions though brian said which i'm looking forward to hearing brian are you there my friend all right real quick let's go to some questions but if you guys want to join the conversation please shoot us an email at bympodgmail.com and uh yeah whether it's a video question audio question fan content anything we love it and we will play it on the show if we like it so brian all right guys today uh we got this first question from dallas singer what's up guys dallas delilah freddy sat now in new york again got a question for you so i'm under the impression that the b by m podcast is going to go on pretty much forever now which means by the time that lucas and james are old enough they're gonna start their own mma comedy podcast and be your direct competitors in that case would you want your podcast or theirs to be higher in the ratings i think i know what lewis is gonna say they know what mike's gonna say and [ __ ] harrington peace love it yeah love it we haven't had a [ __ ] harrington from a question for quite some time so thanks and uh yeah so basically you know it's it's a tale as old as man you know you raise your child and then one day he will dethrone you you know if this was back in the barbaric days lewis your father would slay you so your son would slay you with a sword you would [ __ ] your wife oh that would be his mom that's weird but he would take your you would take your mistress off you and he would behead you with a sword and take off and said i'm the captain now right but now we're in modern times now it's podcast okay who do you want to be more successful if they came after us if they try to start a podcast war with us i would [ __ ] crush them i would i would i would i would get them canceled i know [ __ ] about both these kids okay we would make sure that they could not have a future in podcasting so yeah i just tell you did you notice that you noticed that big john mccarthy and [ __ ] uh what's his name stop talking [ __ ] yeah they know josh thompson yeah i'm not surprised i heard their commentary the other week oh he can't even [ __ ] commentate let her do a [ __ ] podcast my god um yeah i got all kinds of stories of lucas where he's like his diaper leaked his nappy leaked and [ __ ] went down his leg you know what i mean i just tell all the little home truth and we will destroy that podcast before it even starts in fact i do keep telling lucas though he wants to start a youtube page i said let's get it going lucasvision it's coming baby he's taking over mr beast and all those other big youtubers what's your [ __ ] back luca's vision taking over nobody better steal that [ __ ] name but uh that's it all right they're gonna go do that you better god damn it harrington and brian go by go get the [ __ ] uh youtube channel luca's vision for bisping now because obviously a fan is gonna do it immediately yeah yeah don't [ __ ] off okay he wants to call it luca's vision and i was like oh that's cool that's cool uh all right brian what else we got buddy all right guys we got one more question for today from a mr rob from england from leicester in the uk i sent him a question before but got the shane bell asking which ufc fighter rather [ __ ] female ufc fighter whoa try and do one better this time um so anderson silva vitor belfort and luke rockhold uh mike this one's for you [ __ ] marry kill and uh lewis um if you had to create a human centipede out of yourself mike carrington and brian um which order would you put you guys in obviously i think harrington would have to go at the back but you know that's just me that's a sick [ __ ] yeah this guy may have issues i'm not sure what a human centipede is can you elaborate for me lewis i've never seen the movie human centipede but i know what the premise is so essentially i believe a doctor takes three people and he sews them together mouth to [ __ ] mouth to [ __ ] so essentially it um when you feed the first one it shifts into the next one's mouth which feeds into the next one it feeds into the next one see it's human centipede so that's the idea it's pretty disgusting well it's pretty obvious i'm at the front all day long yeah yeah harrington's at the back brian's in the middle of the front exam was not involved in the human center no no no i'm just saying if i was if i was forced to be a part of this weird scientific experiment i'd i'm at the front all day long and then what's behind me i couldn't care less being at the back actually being in the middle is the worst being at the back you're just [ __ ] into the air or a toilet bowl or whatever being in the middle you're [ __ ] into harrington's mouth that's terrible yeah no but if brian's in the middle he has no say in what he eats he has no saying where he goes you got the frontal lobe okay you've got the brain at the front you're deciding you're out of the rules the [ __ ] ass i got no issue i would do it right now if i could be the front of a human centipede yeah but at the ufc you want the first riser you don't want the front row you won the first riser as a human centipede he would take the first riser uh yeah uh what was my question oh [ __ ] mary kill who was it luke who else lee rockhold uh veto bell for anderson silva well i've already [ __ ] luke rockhold anderson silva yeah should have some mine drops uh sound bites um [ __ ] marry kill [ __ ] marry kill well i'd kill rock hold uh no no i'd kill vitor belfort for sure uh this is a very juvenile question but yeah i'd kill vito belfor i would marry anderson silva what a sweetheart this guy is he's got a very effeminate voice yeah he's sticking a wig on him you know he'll pass he's tall he's slimy slender you know lovely skin tone and i'd [ __ ] lou rocco there you go and i'm not on that very very weird note that is the end of the show we appreciate you tuning in guys uh and this weekend we didn't even get into it lewis glover to share with taking on tiago santos that's a good fight that's great really really good fight we'll give you a round up on monday what are you doing this weekend louis uh this weekend i'm just hanging out got the boy i'm going to pick up my son right after this so we're just going to hang out this weekend and uh you know i bet you know what i got i might take him to that indoor skydiving place so if i do that we'll talk about that because i know you did that recently yeah yeah no that'll be fun yeah not do that and we'll talk about it all right well whatever you do enjoy yourself and everyone else listening have a great weekend we'll see you on monday

Channel: Michael Bisping Podcast

Views: 44,289

Rating: 4.8716393 out of 5

Keywords: Michael Bisping, Luis J Gomez, MMA, MMA News, israel adesanya, Glover Texeria, Thiago Santos, Kevin Lee, Sean Connery

Id: 092ddENzh_M

Length: 80min 19sec (4819 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 05 2020

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Holy shit. Without knowing this was the thumbnail for this episode, I thought this was supposed to be a picture of Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir but older