Jo Koy Talks Dating, His Possessed Nephew & Headlining The Borgata in Atlantic City

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have to be he's even under Tonight Show with Jay Leno then on vh1's been at MGM grand top how he got his own special Netflix coming in hot and he's back this weekend he's gonna be in Atlantic City at in New Jersey at the Borgata spa resort Saturday and Sunday make sure you check him out and as well as tonight I mean Friday October 219 the one and only Joe coy is back those are sold out though it's sold out yeah they're all sold out yeah damn so dude I sold the form out in one day that's so crazy I just I wanted to I just wanted to say that I just publicly want idea who's more popular you were Pacquiao man he asked if he could follow me I said no I got no champion no it's not but it's incredible to watch because you're speaking to our audience that doesn't always you know people don't always address the Filipino community yeah you know and you look in the crowd man you feel like you in the Bay Area yeah man you know it's crazy how many people related to it yeah you know like when I did the Vicks joke or if I talked about oh you got a ton on the big joke talk about how my mom you know cured everything with Vicks we didn't have health insurance so it's like you coughed she's like I'll put this on your lips and breathe it in deep it it'll go into your lungs if I couldn't sleep in I should put on my on top of my eyelids abuse right I'd be like mom I can't open my eyes and she's like well then you can see she's brilliant did she ever used to make you take my swallow a little bit of it you're not supposed to but no that's called that's called attempted murder you swallow this I don't want people to do this cuz you're not some no don't do that you swallowed Vicks you first you will rub it up way before any of the dudes in itself like you rub it on your neck rub it on your chest and yeah in a small not a whole teaspoon like a tenth of a teaspoon put some lead in there too yeah that's that's Uncle Sam look at everyone's face in here they wouldn't count this is some 70 that's what your mom did no no no you got a headache sway try this Lysol swallow this we did fix we got cod liver oil I don't know if people did that olive oil we did fix but um and so but if you watch your special which is hilarious you learn a little bit of history about why Mexican communion my Mexicans and Filipinos have so much in common yeah right yeah man it was it's crazy when I started doing it and then people started coming out and just like I had no idea you know Filipinos had Latino last days I'm like yeah bro we are you yeah yeah no no the Spang Spang good hair they gave us the culture uh-huh everything I tell one of the jokes I always say is like we got the same thing it's like you guys are broke we're broke you guys work hard we work hard you play hard we player Fiesta Fiesta mariachi karaoke it's the same thing Wow Joe got it all figured out man our life is good you're selling out yeah so you really like I wasn't even looking at you on a special and I was like look like this dude is leaning out now yeah you been losing weight cuz you've been on a roll so much pink man I just uh I just don't eat as much as I used to okay I'm too busy up thinking Yeah right so I don't I don't do like back in the day you had a lot of time to kill at night there was a lot of McDonald's at fast-food but now it's like I got to be on a jet going somewhere I'm an open eyed divas be on you now bro dance come on no no you look pissed off and nobody's interested I worked hard for this not to give it away you own the role like a rapper though you don't catch groupies and what are you doing right now I'm curious this is awful a comedian that wants to censor himself Wow no I just I don't know yeah you know I'm with someone I like to keep stuff private [Music] [Music] I'm disgusted by your questions I get all weird yeah I you know I just like III just don't really uh talk about who I'm dating or anything like that I just hate it cuz you know they start to cry and they start to post and I just yeah oh okay you would a good person that's all I love you god you're good you even more no yeah for sure yeah for sure when people know you're in a relationship they like you more no I thought I'd deflected this like a Jedi and it's it is the worst Jedi hands down we saw that style wearing before man you're the lady that came on before Teresa Teresa man she walked down the hall and I literally I don't like to be rude but I looked at the ground cuz I didn't want her looking at me like look at my shoulder go oh my god and then I now I'm freaked out yeah cuz she sees that so I don't make eye contact with her but what so uh spiritual background like you you like some folks think she's all I believe in goes yeah and I don't want to see it yeah I saw my I saw my nephew get kind of like possessed in Hawaii and I'm just like oh yeah Real Talk really okay it was kind of like he was shaking and everything and then uh it was just the freakiest thing I've ever seen man he was possessed 100% he was possessed we were in our haunted house really yes I'm not even making this up like you went to a haunted house no we stayed at this house and look I paid for almost nine days for my hole all my nieces and nephews to go on vacation so it's a huge investment so like I wouldn't make that up to try and get out you know I mean yeah and then find a hotel room like we were there for two and a half days and I I called the guy was like hey man we can't stay here something's wrong with your house cuz you know there's hauntings like every night what you hear noises you will see oh yeah like like we'd all be asleep and you'd hear like door doors jiggling you'd hear the dishes crinkling hears tapping on the windows like it was just all weird stuff and then and then finally like the last day that's when my nephew just started like having convulsions and then he popped up out of his his sleep and then he was just like I'm cold I'm cold who are you I'm cold and we were just like yeah packed yeah he said that to his mom who are you and then and we just packed everything up and we just now just like there and we yeah we stayed in a restaurant for about like 10 hours trying to find a place to cuz there was no word there was no hotels nothing did he come out of the cell all that money out they wouldn't refund or nothing but how did he like when you got him out the house that he was he still he was a hood he was good he just snapped out of yeah we went to the hospital and they were like does he have a history of seizures this dude was he was uh when it happened it was two years ago so I think he was uh no he's three years ago sue is 13 yes see if you watch poltergeist 8 they always go to the youngest they do they want to get the youngest the spirit right here that get out get out Slade are you dating are you are you with someone are you in love oh you are get out TV am I talking about it you don't like talking about it you should have told us that before we lie I never believed in that stuff until that and now it's like 100 percent of right that's why when she came out I'm like I'm looking at the ground whoever possessed my nephew is like in my backpack I don't know we told us beforehand no the ghost you're the original ghost was high sergeant Thomas god I really fast with this you guys sergeant Thomas okay with this jacket around the collar we gotta live from San Diego I was just gonna say when dude and his family bounce when they realize something wrong was wrong with the house that's why people of color laugh a scary movie or a third or fourth night we do it the three nights I think it was the third night is when we left you would you left I just want you to know I I dropped a lot of money for this house it was like a four bedroom was like right by the beach it was a lot of money and like the first one I was like yo I know that's none of the kids nervous I wouldn't have thought it was ghosts and it's not the first night oh you would have you would have heard some of these sounds oh yeah and Annie wouldn't let me text other people like like I had my cousin that was with me and she's the same age and and I was text me like yo is that you in the kitchen and it wouldn't let us go through then I call her it would go to voicemail it was like weird stuff in this house is it was in Hawaii oh but you know Hawaii's haunted then he hit Marcia in the face with a football yeah same thing but I might be the same spirit same spirit honor thank you you're right you got a good point we would have cut out first night your citizens all right we got a Raphael on a lie Raphael from wash oh no thanks to Joe for putting the recipe to make perfect white rice because I try to right after I wash it anywhere I was like oh I can make right now that's what I'm doing it's more than common yeah I'm trying to teach people stuff putting butter on rice oh my gosh amen amen Oh hold on sway put up no yawning no no nobody put butter on rice when you were growing up how did I know sergeant Thomas it's just boring you put butter on it's a party Dukes you don't put butter on your rice I definitely do what were you doing different that y'all taught you what was you how are you messing up your rice before what did you learn what are you drinking it enough because Joe said Joe's mama said you know physical is clear you know okay that make sense and then put it to your first part of your finger I don't know what I've been doing but I do now is whatever look the line on every hand you touch the top of the rice and let the water go right thank you for being like me you're citizen all right we call them spirits but black people okay the butter what happened in the boil before but I don't know your route of cooked and rice do you boil the water first and then put the rice in no you put the water all in together and then and then it just evaporates and becomes rice so the rice in the water cook at the same time from the beginning what are you talking about right now whay you sweetie are you boiling water and then throwing rice in there like noodles what are you making spaghetti what are you doing what are you what are you making if you boil water and then you put a stick of butter yeah you turn the water down and let it steam down I knew all that [ __ ] propelling out Thomas leave me hanging remember who you are James you got an explanation for this haunted house yeah man so he said who's your cousin popped up out of the sleep he was like compulsions and then there was like no no you didn't hear the whole you know you wake up in the middle night kind of delirious so you know who's that who's who are you Barnett you you demonstrate to shake so when we post this interview you'll be able to look at the shake for yourself and determine which cameras mine okay right go go baby are you okay son are you okay who are you who are you I'm your parent why do you have butter my mother doesn't put butter on where's my camouflage jacket that I wore in the war all right give it up a joke oi ladies thank you absolutely minutes man a v8 in Atlantic City is sold out man tonight tomorrow and Sunday at the Borgata spot reso I'm so proud of you bro what I like about Jojo reminds you to watch this [ __ ] jolson mutex did you watch my [ __ ] and I appreciate the jacket that we sent you I didn't I don't got it I brought another camera jo koy if you guys like this jacket I'm giving everyone one it's the jacket I want from the ghetto to the Getty my ex-wife's boyfriend painted this on here I got one for you my ex-wife I'm gonna have to it if I can get sergeant Thomas's jacket and then I'll put and I'll put the two jackets together but it'll be it'll be that's the butter rice that's the butter rice you obviously sergeant Thomas obviously wants one look at great I wore that on the on my special my ex-wife or her boyfriend is a painter and and when he painted that I saw it was in the in in the living room and I was like yo put that on the back of the jacket I'm wearing that and if that's everything that's everything that for me was Gino Perez man yeah Nora Luca everyone yeah Gino killer yeah man he proved it thank you yeah I did not get this jacket oh no I sent it so you might want to talk to your community whoever is living around you what's the one who opens the mail the one with the camel jacket isn't that something hey guys I gotta go later that's my time [Music] you
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Channel: SWAY'S UNIVERSE
Views: 140,320
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Length: 21min 52sec (1312 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 16 2019
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