-Hulu --
it's that thing you steal. -For 20 years, you've watched
the Kardashian family bicker and squabble
over everything. -I will literally
[bleep] you up. -Now a new show
that's also that, but with
a little more structure. It's "The People's Kourt,"
with a "K," starring
Judge Kourtney Kardashian. ♪♪ -Order, order.
Order in the "Kourtney." I'm good at this. -Watch as she puts her judginess
to good use and tackles the most serious
family issues. -Kim, Khloé, what's the problem? -Kim stole my makeup artist.
-Oh, my God. I needed him today. -You're in your Met Gala outfit.
No one can even see your face. Ugh! You're such a diva... -You're just jealous.
-Hmph! Fine. But the next time
you need to use the restroom, I'm not helping you, okur-r-r-r? -Wait. For real?!
-For real. -She doesn't pull punches,
she doesn't play favorites, and mostly she just
doesn't care, even with her own mom. -Mom, why are you suing
Kylie and Kendall? -I'm suing Kylie because
she hasn't had her baby yet. [ Cheers and applause ] We have a whole marketing
PR plan, and she's costing us money. -I can't, like,
grow it faster, mom. -Uh, yes, you can.
Take it from me. I had Khloé.
I made her in four months. So do your Kegel exercises
and use your vagine. -Mom, I am.
-[ Scoffs ] Whatever. And, Mom,
why are you suing Kendall? -Well, I'm suing Kendall because
she has absolutely no drama. [ Laughter ] She won't cause any drama,
and it's damaging our brand. -I'm a Jenner, not a Kardashian. [ Audience ohhs ] -And that's something you need
to work on, honey. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Ew. This is so cringe.
Guilty. -Who's guilty --
me, Mom, or Kylie? -I don't care.
You pick. -There's time
for more than legal drama 'cause even a judge
has to let her hair down, with Kourtney's boyfriend
straight out of the year 2000, Blink-182's Travis Barker. -Travis. Travis, baby.
-Mm. -Uh, I have to do my show. -I can't help it, Your Honor.
-Oh, my God. Did you just call me
"Your Honor"? -Yeah.
-Babe. -Baby.
-Baby. Babe, you're so epic. -Oh, you're so punk.
-Oh, you are. Oh, will you drum
"All the Small Things" on my ass when we get home?
-Yeah. Hands or sticks? -Oh, baby.
-Baby! -It's the Kardashian family like
you've always seen them before. Lives will be changed. Shade will be thrown. -Okay, Kim, Kanye,
what's the problem? -Hey, fam, I'm sure Kim -- 'cause people are always coming
after me about when I tweet, but -- and haaacked me. -What? I said Kim haaacked me.
[ Laughter ] -Are you saying "hacked"?
-Yeah, bro. Like, okay,
does this even sound like me? "Who's seen the play 'Wicked'?
I've seen it four times." That ain't me, fam. -That was you, Kanye.
That's your favorite play. -Okay, fine.
I do love that musical. But what about this one? "What do I have to do
to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery??
Ugh." That can't be me, fam. -No, it was you. That's your favorite rug. -Okay, fine.
It's beautiful. [ Laughter ] What about this? "Wiz Khalifa,
I like your pants." Actually, that was me. Case dismissed!
[ Thumps ] -Ah. This is so boring. Bring in my bailiffs
and best friends, Machine Gun Kelly
and Megan Fox. -Oh, hey, hey.
What's up? [ Chuckles ] -Wait.
Why are we best friends? -Because our boyfriends
have tattoos for necks. -Oh, right.
I love him. -[ Chuckles ]
I love you, too. Oh, yeah. -I wrote you
an Instagram caption, Babe. -Oh, that's fire. Alright. -Achingly beautiful boy.
-Oh. -Toxic.
-Oh. -Viral.
-Oh. -Twin flame. Rehab Barbie. -Oh, I wish I could vape you. [ Laughter ] Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Keep in mind
this is coming from Kanye, but y'all are weird. [ Laughter ] -On "The People's Kourt," you
never know who's gonna stop by. ♪♪ -Okay, finally,
the last case on the docket. -Hey, Kourtney.
It's me -- O.J. Simpson. You know, "The Juice."
I'm your dad's old friend. Hey, how come y'all don't
invite me to anything anymore? Hey, where's everybody going? "The People's Kourt" on Hulu. All judgments
are legally binding. Oh, I don't know about that. [ Cheers and applause ]
The Travis Barker part 😭 you can just tell Kimmy was waiting for this opportunity
"I'm a Jenner, not a Kardashian."
"And that's something you need to work on honey!!"
🤣 That's such a Kris Jenner thing to say
The Travis part was so funny 😭 also Kris and Khloe did great!
Not the giant salad haaahahah
I loved this episode 😂
I usually dont watch SNL because i dont think it’s very funny but i’m a Kim stan so maybe that’s it 😂🤷🏻♀️
Just wanna point out that all of the YouTube comments I’m seeing are praising her. Everybody here called it! She knocked it outta the park
I love this one, you can tell it was made for us 😭
soooo can we safely assume that they asked kylie and kendall if they wanted to be in this skit and they said no thanks? lol it would have been perfect if they got those two on after seeing kris and khloe.
Can someone screen record this and upload it ? It says it’s not available to view in my country 😩😩