Hotel Ad - SNL

♪♪ >>> SERVICES. AMENITIES. ELEVATOR. CURTAINS WITH STICKS. YOU'LL FIND ALL THIS AND MORE AT BUSINESS GARDEN INN AND SUITES AND HOTEL ROOM INN. HELLO, I'M KATHLYN, THE FRONT DESK GIRL. >> AND I'M KATHREEN, THE SAME PERSON AS HER. >> OTHER HOTELS PROVIDE RELAXATION, LUXURY, AND ROMANCE. OUR ROOMS PROVIDE EVERY COMFORT PROVIDED BY LAW. TINY SOAP IN PLASTIC. >> PHONE THAT BLINKS. >> BAND-AID COLORED BLANKET. >> CHAIR FOR SUITCASE. >> BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF FERRIS WHEEL. >> AND DRYER THAT GOES -- >> SHORT GLASS WEARING A LITTLE HAT. >> AND SMALL STAIN IN PLACE YOU HAVE TO TOUCH. >> ENJOY OUR HOT TUB, ALWAYS OCCUPIED BY AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY IN GOGGLES ALWAYS STARING AT YOUR BREASTS. HE'S BEEN IN THERE FOR HARMLESS AND HE'S NOT GETTING OUT UNTIL YOU DO. >> WANT TO SEE THE LOCAL SIGHTS? ASK OUR CONCIERGE, DOREEN. >> BUT BE WARNED, SHE'S HAVING A HARD MONTH EVERY MONTH. >> LOOK FOR ADVENTURE. SEE THE CAVES. EVERY TOWN HAS CAVES. I'D LOVE TO GO, BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO. I APOLOGIZE FOR CRYING WHEN YOU STOPPED BY EARLIER. I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT. MY DOGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BED AND THE FERAL CAT I RESCUED BIT ME PRETTY HARD. SO, PLEASE, FOR ME, PLEASE SEE THE CAVES. >> VISIT US, AND SEE WHY TRIP ADVISER CALLED US ONE BIG STOCK PHOTO YOU CAN SLEEP IN. >> AND WHY THE NEWS CALLED US THE PLACE THAT MAN DID THOSE THINGS. >> WE PUT THE HOSPITAL IN HOSPITALITY. >> SITUATED BETWEEN THE DMV AND DARKENED SONIC. IT'S THE LOCATION THAT WILL MAKE YOUR UBER DRIVE SAY, "YOU SURE?" >> AND BREAKFAST MEANS MORNING HERE AT BUSINESS GARDEN INN AND SUITE AND HOTEL ROOM INN. >> FILL UP ON ALL YOUR CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST FAVORITES LIKE -- >> WET EGGS. >> CEREAL IN GUMBALL MACHINE. >> DIY WAFFLES. >> SAUSAGE THAT SQUIRTS. >> AND YOGURT IN A FRIDGE THAT GETS PAD LOCKED AT 8:59 A.M. >> NO MERCY. YOU CAN LOOK, BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH. >> YOU WANTED YOGURT? WAKE UP AT 4:00, BITCH. >> AND WHATEVER YOU NEED, DAY OR NIGHT, JUST ASK TREVOR, OUR BELLHOP/VALET/NIGHT MANAGER/IN-HOUSE DOCTOR. >> I WILL DROP YOUR BAGS. I WILL SCRATCH YOUR CAR. I WILL WATCH JOE ROGAN VIDEOS ON MY PHONE, NO HEADPHONES. IF YOU'RE A MAN, I WILL TELL YOU WHERE THE STRIP CLUBS ARE. I WILL OFFER TO GET YOU COCAINE, AND THEN I WILL FLAKE. I AM CHAOS. >> SO NEXT TIME YOU TRAVEL, PLEASE STAY WITH US. >> OUR GUESTS JOIN US FOR ALL OF LIFE'S LESS SPARKLY MOMENTS. >> BUSINESS CONFERENCE. >> INTERVENTION. >> MAGIC THE GATHERING TOURNAMENT. >> AFFAIR WITH OLD MAN. >> MEETING STRANGER WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE INFORMATION. >> FUNERAL FOR AUNT WHO DIED DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE TACONIC STATE PARKWAY. >> CULT DEPROGRAMMING. >> AFTER-PROM HAND STUFF. >> AND HIDING FROM THE POLICE. >> SO JOIN US AT BUSINESS GARDEN INN AND SUITES AND HOTEL ROOM INN. >> IT'S LIKE WE ALWAYS SAY -- >> WE MAY NOT BE THE RITZ CARLTON. >> BUSINESS GARDEN INN AND SUITES AND HOTEL ROOM INN. SEE THE

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,338,496

Keywords: SNL12112021, snl, saturday night live, snl 47, saturday night live season 47, billie eilish, snl host billie eilish, miley cyrus, finneas, aidy bryant, kate mckinnon, kyle mooney, melissa villaseñor, hotel ad, commercial, luxury, s47, s47e8, SNL, Saturday Night Live, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, video, musical guest, Billie eilish, billie eilish snl, billie eilish on snl, billie eilish host

Id: 2hvVhKHqlgI

Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 11 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Caleb35]

Depressingly accurate

[u/DragonTonguePunch]

SNL writers just love ripping on hotels and airlines, especially John Mulaney.

[u/Swackhammer_]

SNL has been pretty solid recently when they don't focus on trying to satirize things in the news. Like this, or Dog Head Man from a few weeks ago, were hilarious. Just keep it simple

[u/Timformation]

You wanted yogurt? Wake up at 4, bitch.

[u/WhatTheHosenHey]

I stayed there. It’s in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

[u/bluenowait]

The concept alone was great, but Billie trying her best not to break made this sketch.

[u/dbrianmorgan]

The Uber driver line really sold the skit.

[u/toronto34]

Fuck this was beautiful. Deadpan and cracking up. Love it.

[u/karmaster]

Hands down the best skit of the night.