Santa Song - SNL

♪♪ >>> HEY, GIRLS, I HAVE A CHRISTMAS QUESTION FOR YOU. HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? >> IT SURE HAS, LESLIE D. >> WAIT, I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU YET. >> ASKED US WHAT, LESLIE D.? >> JUST LET ME ASK IT AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW. >> OKAY, DON'T GET MAD. >> GIRLS, I'M ASKING IF YOU EVER DREAMED OF MEETING SOMEONE YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, AND THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY GOT THE CHANCE, IT DIDN'T GO QUITE AS PLANNED? >> OH, WE KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> BUT SING ABOUT IT ANYWAY JUST IN CASE WE DIDN'T. ♪ IT WAS A WINTER'S NIGHT A QUARTER TO THREE ♪ ♪ I WAS DOZING BY MY CHRISTMAS TREE ♪ ♪ WHEN HE APPEARED WITH A FULL WHITE BEARD ♪ ♪ THE VERY GUY THAT I REVERED ♪ ♪ I'M TALKING SANTA SANTA ♪ ♪ I WAS IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM ♪♪ >> YOU MET THE SANTA, LIKE FROM THE BIBLE? >> WERE YOU NERVOUS, LESLIE D.? >> WAS I EVER? HOO. ♪ BUT I SAID TO MYSELF DON'T BE A FOOL ♪ ♪ BE SMOOTH AS ICE AND PLAY IT COOL ♪ ♪ SO HERE IS WHAT I SAID ♪♪ >> HEY, SEXY, MOMMA. NICE TEETH. ♪ MADE IT WEIRD WITH SANTA ♪ SANTA ♪♪ >> NOW, WHY DID YOU GO AHEAD AND CALL HIM MOMMA, LESLIE D.? >> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS. HE'S FAMOUS. I THOUGHT IF I WINKED HE'D KNOW I WAS KIDDING. ♪ DOES SANTA HATE ME IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS ♪ ♪ HE SAID MY NAME AND I SAID YES ♪ ♪ HE ASKED IF SHE'D BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE ♪ ♪ AND I SAID ♪♪ >> WHO'S ASKING, VIRGIN? ♪ YEAH, MADE IT WEIRD WITH SANTA SANTA ♪♪ >> WAS DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, LESLIE D.? >> I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH. >> WHAT DID SANTA DO? ♪ HE GAVE AN ODD SMILE AND SAID OKAY, SURE ♪ ♪ THEN HE SORT OF STARTED HEADING TOWARDS THE DOOR ♪ >> NOT THE CHIMNEY? >> NO. I THINK HE JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE, SO I SAID, "OKAY, SANTA, YOU DO YOU." ♪ AND THEN I MADE FINGER GUNS AND I WENT ZOOP ZOOP ♪♪ >> YIKES. WHAT IS I DON'T THINK WITH YOU? ♪ DON'T FEEL BAD IT HAPPENS TO US ALL ♪ ♪ WE MET HIM ONCE AT A CHRISTMAS BALL ♪ ♪ ASKED IF HE COULD WRESTLE AND WE SHOULD ♪ ♪ HAVE REHEARSED 'CAUSE THEN HE ASKED ♪ ♪ IF WE'D BEEN GOOD AND HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ♪♪ >> YOU TELL ME, MR. JINGLE . YOU'RE IN CHARGE, DADDY. I THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING. I DON'T KNOW. BUT I THEN I REMEMBERED, MAYBE HE HAS A WIFE. SO THEN I SAID, "HEY, SANTA, YOU AND MRS. CLAUS NEVER HAD CHILDREN. WAS THAT A CONSCIOUS DECISION OR WAS THERE A HEALTH ISSUE THERE? OR ARE THE ELVES YOUR CHILDREN AND YOU KEEP TRYING TO MAKE A REAL TALL ONE?" >> NO! >> THEN WHAT HAPPENED? >> HE ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I SAID BETH, AND HE SAID, "GET AWAY FROM ME BETH." ♪ I DON'T THINK I'M ON GOOD TERMS WITH SANTA SANTA ♪♪ >> BUT IT GETS WORSE. 'CAUSE THEN I SAID, "SORRY, SANTA, WE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOUR FLY IS DOWN." AND HE SAID, "NO, THAT'S JUST THE FUZZY SEAM ON MY SANTA SUIT." AND I SAID, "NO, LOOK." AND THEN I TOUCHED HIM DOWN THERE. >> WHY? >> I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK. ♪ WE REALLY BLEW IT WITH SANTA SANTA ♪ ♪ HE THINKS I'M A DODO HE THINKS I'M A DOOF ♪ ♪ MY OH, MY, WHAT'S THE SOUND ON THE ROOF ♪♪ >> HO HO HO. >> SANTA! >> PRANCER SAID I SHOULD GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE. AFTER ALL IT IS CHRISTMAS IN TWO WEEKS. ♪♪ IT'S NOT ABOUT SANTA. WE'RE NOT GOOD IN CROWDS ♪ ♪ WE NEVER KNOW WHAT WE'LL SAY OUT LOUD >> ALL IS FORGIVEN. IN FACT, I BRING GIFTS AND I THANK YOU FOR THIS JAZZY CHRISTMAS RIFT ♪ >> WOW! >> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> MY WIFE! >> TRY AGAIN. >> THANK YOU, SANTA! WE'RE WEIRD. BUT WE LOVE YOU. >> HEY. SANTA'S A LITTLE WEIRD, TOO. ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,653,838

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Id: Qs8-Iiogbl0

Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 12 2021