Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! - SNL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> NETFLIX VIEWERS LOVE "OLD ENOUGH," THE HIT JAPANESE SHOW THAT FOLLOWS TODDLERS AS THEY GO ON AN ERRAND ALL BY THEMSELVES. AND NOW, WE'RE REMAKING IT HERE BUT SINCE AMERICANS DON'T SEND TODDLERS OUT INTO THE WORLD ALONE, WE HAD TO FIND AN EQUALLY HELPLESS GROUP, AND WE DID. HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK OF "OLD ENOUGH: LONG-TERM BOYFRIENDS." >> MATT AND KELSEY LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. THEY HAVE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS, AND NOW HE'S 34, KELSEY THINKS MATT IS READY TO RUN AN ERRAND ALL BY HIMSELF. >> MATT, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO GO OUT AND GET A COUPLE THINGS FOR ME, OKAY. >> ARE YOU GOING TO COME? >> NO, NO, NO. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO ALL BY YOURSELF, OKAY? >> MATT'S NERVOUS BUT WITH CHELSEA'S HELP, MATT IS READY FOR HIS BIG ERRAND! MATT WILL HAVE TO WALK FOUR BLOCKS TO SEPHORA, WHICH HE THINKS IS CALLED SEPHORIA, LIKE THE HBO SHOW, "EUPHORIA." AND BUY A SMASHBOX BRAND EYELINER PENCIL IN NIGHT MIST. AND HE'LL NEED TO TRAVEL THREE MORE BLOCKS TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY TWO SHALLOTS. >> HERE HE GOES. HE'S ONLY 34. WOW, SO BRAVE. ♪♪ DON'T GET DISTRACTED BY ANA DEARMAS, MATT. AND HE MADE IT TO SEPHORA. BUT ONCE INSIDE, MATT IS OVERWHELMED. HE'S NEVER BEEN HERE WITHOUT KELSEY BEFORE. OH, NO MATT, DON'T CRY. ASK FOR HELP LIKE A BIG BOY. >> HI. >> DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MAKE-UP IS? >> THIS IS ALL MAKE UP IN HERE, SWEETIE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? >> REMEMBER, MATT, KELSEY WANTS A SMASHBOX NIGHT MIST EYE PENCIL. >> SMASHMOUTH NIGHT WING. >> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. >> BACK AT HOME, KELSEY HOPES MATT IS OKAY BY HIMSELF. >> MATT IS SO GREAT AT DOING THINGS HE LIKES LIKE DRAFTKINGS OR HIS ADULT LEGOS. BUT GETTING SOMETHING FOR ME WITHOUT ME BEING THERE IS A LOT FOR HIM TO HANDLE. ESPECIALLY AT HIS AGE. I MIGHT HAVE A BOTTLE OR GLASS OF WINE. IT'S 10:00 A.M. BUT IT'S FINE. YOU CAN CUT THAT OUT, RIGHT? >> AT SEPHORA, MATT MAKES HIS PURCHASE. HOORAY! AND AFTER STOPPING TO BUY A BACON, EGG AND CHEESE, EVEN THOUGH HE ATE LUNCH AN HOUR AGO, MATT'S ON HIS WAY TO THE MARKET. BUT WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER BOY ON AN ERRAND? >> HI. I'M 34. >> I'M 38 1/2. >> ARE YOU ON AN ERRAND FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND? >> YEAH, I HAD TO GET DRY CLEANING AND A CREAM THAT COSTS $80. >> ARE SHAL-LOTS ONIONS? >> YEAH. BYE. >> BYE. >> KEEP GOING, MATT, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. HE MADE IT. KELSEY WANTED TWO SHALLOTS. AND HE BUYS TWO FIVE-POUND BAGS OF ONIONS. KELSEY AWAITS HIS RETURN. HURRY UP, MATT. YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. >> SON OF A BITCH. >> AND HE'S DONE IT! >> YAY! GOOD JOB. >> I AM REALLY PROUD OF HIM. LAST NIGHT, I ASKED HIM TO GET AN EYELINER PENCIL AND TWO SHALLOTS AND HE BROUGHT HOME TEN POUNDS OF ONIONS AND A BLUSH PALETTE FOR AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN. SO WE SHOULD JUST BREAK UP. IT'S NOT THIS. IT'S EVERYTHING. WE'RE BASICALLY ROOMMATES. WATCH. BABY, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW? >> IT'S LIKE, LIGHT OUTSIDE. >> OH. SILLY ME.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,107,416

Keywords: SNL05142022, snl, saturday night live, snl 47, saturday night live season 47, selena gomez, snl host selena gomez, mikey day, ego nwodim, kenan thompson, kyle mooney, chloe fineman, cecily strong, old enough, boyfriends, errands, s47, s47e20, SNL, Saturday Night Live, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, video, Spring Breakers, Only Murders in the Building, Hotel Transylvania, Stars Dance, Revival, Rare

Id: VhGTtWsW9F8

Length: 4min 2sec (242 seconds)

Published: Sun May 15 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/tensigh]

I liked seeing the Baikin man on his flag. Nice touch.

[u/KeriEatsSouls]

I love Hajimete no Otsukai and used to watch it when I lived in Japan. This made me lmao

[u/sarasan]

Mirror?

[u/spraragen88]

The US is just full of idiots though. When the show was put on Netflix, so many people claimed it was child endangerment and harassment. As if the kids were really alone on a trip and there weren't 20 cameramen and 20 supervising crew members following along with the kids to make sure they were safe.