Princess & The Frog - SNL

>>> YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY MINUS, THE MOVIES DISNEY DOESN'T PROMOTE AS MUCH. ♪ TALE AS OLD AS '09 TAKES PLACE IN A BAR ♪ ♪ PRINCESS FINALLY BLACK WHY THE PLOT SO WHACK PRINCESS AND THE FROG ♪ OH, UH-OH. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE. WITH A FROG. >> I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? I'M LIKE THIS FROG, YOU'RE LIKE THIS PRINCESS. BUT I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY. LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE. I HOPE I'M NOT BEING TOO FORWARD, TIANA, BUT WILL YOU KISS ME? >> OF COURSE I WILL. BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL. >> EXACTLY. YOU LOVE ME FOR ME. YOU DON'T CARE THAT I'M A FROG AND FROGS DON'T HAVE PENISES. >> WHAT WAS THAT? >> IT'S JUST A SCIENTIFIC FACT. FROGS DON'T HAVE PENS. AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. >> AND THAT'S JUST SOMETHING EVERYBODY KNOWS? IT'S ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT COMES UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE "FROG PENIS." YOU KNOW WHAT LET'S JUST KISS AND GET MARRIED AND WE'LL TACKLE THE WHOLE NO PENIS THING LATER. >> SORRY. JUST -- SO IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? >> OH, IT'S EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM. I GOT BALLS THAT JUST SHOOT STUFF DIRECTLY ON YOU. NO PESKY PENIS GETTING IN THE WAY. >> OH, WOW. >> IT'S LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY. WHO NEEDS A STRAW WHEN I CAN JUST THROW THE MILKSHAKE IN YOUR FACE? HOW ABOUT THAT KISS? >> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THIS A BIT. >> OH, COME ON. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. >> I THINK IT DOES WHEN IT'S ZERO. HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE SEX? >> OH, I'LL EXPLAIN IN GREAT DETAIL. YOU SEE, I CLIMB ON YOUR BACK AND I WRAP MY FORELIMBS AROUND YOUR BODY, THEN I STAY THERE ABOUT TWO DAYS AND CROAK LOUDLY IN YOUR EAR UNTIL YOU LAY YOUR EGGS. HOW MANY EGGS DO YOU TYPICALLY LAY? >> I DON'T LAY EGGS. >> OH, THAT COULD BE A DEAL BREAKER. >> YOU KNOW THIS NEVER CAME UP WHEN WE DISSECTED FROGS IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> WHAT? >> DR. FACILIER, THE VOODOO WITCH DOCTOR FROM THIS MOVIE. >> SO, IF I KISS THIS FROG, HE'LL TRANSFORM INTO A PRINCE? >> ONLY IF IT'S TRUE LOVE. >> UH-HUH? UH-HUH? AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN WITH HIS -- PENIS? >> HIS PENIS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> WELL, APPARENTLY FROGS DON'T HAVE THEM. >> THE HELL? WELL, THEN, HOW DO THEY -- >> IT JUST SHOOTS UP THE NUTS. >> ON THE PLUS SIDE, I CAN DO ORAL FROM LIKE FIVE FEET AWAY. >> WELL. I GUESS IF HE CHANGED BACK TO BEING A HUMAN, HE WOULD GET HIS PENIS BACK. >> THEN LET'S DO IT! LET'S KISS AND JOIN OUR SOULS FOREVER! >> AND WHAT IF I DIDN'T HAVE A PENIS BEFORE? >> WHAT? >> I MEAN, AS A HUMAN, BEFORE THE CURSE. WHAT IF I, HYPOTHETICALLY, GOT RIPPED CLEAN OFF AT A BOWLING ALLEY? IF SHE KISSED, WOULD IT GROW BACK? >> A BOWLING ALLEY? >> I TRIED TO HUMP THE BALL RETURN MACHINE, AS A JOKE. AND THE GEARS SORT OF TORE IT CLEAN OFF. >> STOP SAYING CLEAN OFF. >> IF YOU SAW IT, YOU'D AGREE. >> YOU ARE A WEIRD FROG, DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU. BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE A PRINCE. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THE PRINCE OF NEWARK, NEW JERSEY. >> OKAY. I'M -- I'M OUT. >> YEAH, EVEN FOR VOODOO, THIS IS MESSED UP. ♪ IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN IT'S ABOUT TIME I INTRODUCED MYSELF. MY NAME RAYMOND. BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME RAY. I'M THE CAJUN FIREFLY IN THE MOVIE. WHICH THAT'S WRONG. AND CRITICALLY, I MIGHT BE JUST ABOUT THE WORST DISNEY CHARACTER EVER CREATED. DISNEY ASKED KIDS LEAVING THE MOVIE, "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OLD RAY?" EVERY KID SAY, "KILL HIM. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE RAY NO PLACE, NO WHERE, NEVER AGAIN." ON TIME, THEY INVITE OLD RAY TO ONE OF THEY CHARACTER BREAKFASTS OVER AT THE DISNEY WORLD. THEY GIVE KIDS METAL BATS, SAY "GO GET HIM. GO KILL OLD RAY TILL HE'S DEAD!" BUT DON'T WORRY, AT THE END OF THE DAY, OLD RAY GOING TO BE JUST FINE. AAYOUR HONOR! >> THE END.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: fUM4eZySsMY

Length: 5min 10sec (310 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 13 2022