CHATS #12

who is this hello ubereats order is here oh coming are you the main entrance no i'm on the top of the building i just landed my helicopter yes i'm at the main entrance hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to chats the series where we take a look at the funniest texts from all across the internet and honestly we're getting ridiculously close to one mil subs now so if you're new please subscribe and join the under milly club anyways no one cares let's go [Music] oh sorry wrong person what kind of conversation are you having okay every kiss begins with k too bad ugly begins with you savage i don't really know what they were expecting there like if somebody messages uk with a full stop it's just not worth your time hey what does john want for his birthday will spot what wu sports u w take your time game excuse me why fight me on ps4 oh wait you don't have a ps4 fight me in real life oh wait you don't have a real life now that's a lot of damage i bought minecraft found the village loot the village burned the village went home and played minecraft up something ain't adding up here chief what's less short for elizabeth flo my guess was the lizard king want to know what my second guess was yes this needs the lizard king mom i'm going to a sleepover to kate okay son but please don't forget to wear protection mom i'm 14 and i'm 28. oh damn wait on the second ah bro i was looking for my cell phone with the flash of my cell phone what the frick where was it i'm done dude me and nick are about to go to a giants game wanna come it's nick and i um what it's nick and i me and nick is not proper grammar you neanderthal you're right it's nick and i because you're no longer invited to be honest i wish i was freaking dead me too which cemetery do you usually go wait what emma you need to stop picking fights with starbucks employees there's something wrong with you ah i'm not emma but here's a picture of my toy toys oh it's so cute let me know when you're done eating baby no not baby ravioli eight plus four twelve four plus nine fourteen three plus six nine five plus nine fourteen you plus me error count implicit convert from it type into char type i've never seen that way of rejecting someone over text before a thief do you mean thief thief i before e except after c c no a slice of pie is 2.50 in jamaica that was so random it's 3.25 in the bahamas thanks for the useless info these are the pie rates of the caribbean that's got to be the best pirate i've ever seen my dad is in court right now and i broke my leg why is he in court he hears someone with his car how did you break your leg someone hit me with their car i wonder who that could have been message to little caesars on facebook hello i bought a pizza today and i've got a complaint hello please describe the problem what the [ __ ] i miss you lots miss your face miss your hugs miss your voice miss your attitude a little what about them titties hi crush i have bf i'm rich bf equals breakfast and rich is my name frick you oh this is awful lol's chats yeah message from mother can you come out yeah give me a minute mom i'm gay i know that's silly come out to the car car i'm gay i think there may have been a little bit of confusion here you are fat no not that not fat freaking autocorrect gay you are gay why did you have a stroke you coming to happening to what to happening don't know what that is okay fine what's happening nothing much about you have a long and painful death facebook marketplace vintage baby chair for sale at ninety dollars is this still available yes but full disclosure a baby died in this chair law i don't think there's ever been a less appropriate time to text someone lol oh baby died in this chair that's a love out loud moment what did you get for number 12 on the homework honestly just send all the answers a b b b d a b c c a d c b c thanks bud i actually have a question on it we're talking this is awkward as frick i know but i kind of like you would you want to go out or something um no lol you think just because you gave me answers i like you get the freak out of here piece of [ __ ] whoa sorry geez nah i'm sick of uglies like you trying to take advantage of tens you deserve to be alone that's definitely the last time this dude's gonna be giving out his answers for the homework chill bro sex three times a day i mean male or female no mercy for both i wanna myself oh don't do that what's wrong i will never be with a girl like you i'm too ugly no you're not everyone is beautiful in their own way send me nudes that is an absolutely horrible way to get someone to send you nudes all my days message to boss not gonna make the meeting today chief why it's 70 degrees and sunny i'll be day drinking understood enjoy your day if only this is how it actually went when you text your boss and you're taking the day off so wanna make out i mean hang out damn autocorrect wanna sit on my face i mean grab a drink damn autocorrect autocorrect clearly just wants us to bang i mean hang every time if you could bring up your camera so we can see the ninja poster and then you go over and start making out with it then i'll drop twenty dollars no you're falling oh what's the missing vowel a e o u i what's the opposite of hate love what's the opposite of i um we no was that supposed to come out as i love you on the left side i i guess so message from dad come back my son i bought a car for you message from mom come back my son i cooked the food for you message from sister don't come back bro they saw your packs of cigarettes that's just so funny man it makes me really want to get out the laughing face emojis you know just rolling on the floor right here and why is his dad jason stay fun of all people message from baby girl where are you cheating on you just kidding i'm a costco it was a joke i was joking you freaking [ __ ] uh oh no no no message from mum can you tone it down a little please message from dad stop screaming like a chat or volley that playstation out the freaking window it's amazing how differently people can handle situations last night was so much fun we have to do it again next week i can't believe amber did a keg stand i know right it was crazy but how did you sneak out without getting caught don't you guys have an alarm it's easy just put a magnet on the alarm and pop the screen off of your window i'm drilling your screen to your window frame what look who you're texting oh no it was texting mom this whole time dude hell 5 of his body you're 17 and still like anime girls i'm disappointed big anime titties get freaking disowned this is a man of no culture i don't know about you guys but i'm still going to be liking anime girls no matter how old i am i'm going to be like 54 years old with kids and still having anime posters on the wall bro i believe in you but the first step is for you to believe in yourself i don't know that sounds kind of gay but you are gay only for my boyfriend then believe in yourself for your boyfriend you should be a motivational speaker wow i love you you really just saved my life at work i'm emotionally unavailable but you're welcome no no no guess to hit an animal and you'll be my boyfriend it looks a lot like you so it must be a cow so mean bro [Music] fun fact the average person walks past a murderer 36 times in their life it's a fun fact because they didn't kill you but how many people know that they're dating one probably just me you figured it out pretty quick yeah i think it was when you asked for consent to have sex with my corpse but i asked in a respectful way you've always been a gentleman anyways that's it for this video i really hope you did enjoy it and of course if you want to check out another episode just click on the screen right now and check it out um yeah that's about it please subscribe if you're new so we can get that millie and have an absolutely amazing day and i'll see you in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 574,414

Rating: 4.9569793 out of 5

Keywords: chats, texts, funny texts, funny chats, facebook, twitter, instagram, social media, funniest texts ever, funniest texts, meme, memes, fainted

Id: ozIj8MPPGUE

Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 18 2020