Cat Owners, What's The Weirdest Thing Your Cat Has Done? (r/AskReddit)

cat owners over dit what's the weirdest thing your cat has done my cat carries a stuffed fish around my house and meals with it in her mouth my cat does that with a stuffed Mouse my cat eats the dogs food to assert dominance mine does this to my mom says it's because she doesn't like her food but I know for a fact it's because she's fat and wants food 24 stroked 7 if she didn't like her food she wouldn't be stuffing her face constantly I had a few cats over the years cat 1 if you are leaving for a trip she will sit on your suitcase for hours to try and prevent you from leaving cat 2 he clawed a towel and ended up getting all four of his claws stuck in it moments later he was wrapped in the towel crying pathetically because he failed to get free cat 3 when I worked evenings he would sit on the couch near the front door waiting for me to come home as soon as I walked up the porch he would curl up and pretend that he is asleep my heart for cat 3 every time I sneeze my cat comes out from wherever he is and meows at me with concern I choose to believe he's meowing bless you when I got one of my caps he was pretty feral he only has three legs so he can't go back to his colony I realized that every time I sniffed he thought I was hissing at him he would flinch my cat will literally Parker off my back onto the furniture the first time it happened I thought my partner came up behind me and shoved me but no my cat does a kind of acrobatic turned around on windowsills he'll keep his front paws down and lift his back legs above himself on the window and swing them to the other side got a video once but idk how to upload it to here he keeps on licking a certain wall tiles in the bathroom and a stone column in our front yard he licks those daily I can't tell why he does apps despite checking on Google for answers he could have a nutritional deficiency there is also a thing called [ __ ] my cat tries to eat plastic I have to hide it from him deep in the trash he does it so he can barf it up like he'd eaten grass I have had too many cats over the years so I'll put one my newest Dobby the house cut here he likes to sleep with me preferably on my legs all snuggled up close to face he also happens to wake up before I do and tries to wake me up to let me know he has to be fed apparently I had been sleeping with my mouth open and I woke up to Dobby his whole front paw in my mouth and he's giving me the most evil off cat glares I was two hours late for breakfast my previous cat would sit in my hair while I slept butthole against my scalp I had a rate week old kitten that hated me I mean like hated me every time I tried to apply flea treatment or even just brush her always being very gentle and with no sudden movements from the sides or above she swiped and hissed at me like I was Satan himself I've raised cats before but even the shelter manager told me that I might not be able to successfully socialize the kitten she hadn't been able to and that it was totally okay to bring her back if it didn't work out and then one or day the kitten did a 180 and became the most friendly barely showing cat following me around the apartment and such and talking in fact she became pretty clingy at times almost like a dog and always needing companionship when I come home she's waiting by the front door she wasn't ill or hungry the vet found nothing weird it's as if some switch flipped in her and she decided I was okay when I asked the vet about this strange behavior she just shrugged her shoulders and said cats my cat can jump up and hit the ice maker so he can play with the ice cubes when they hit the floor the toy dispenser I had a cat that didn't know how to meow it actually didn't speak cat I don't know what language this creature was speaking it didn't meow it got outed sometimes he seemed like he was honestly trying to me now but it still just came out as mmmmmm GAA HHH he was a total sweetheart though Lala laughed too hard at the gas sound onomatopoeia I have a weird but a kind of sweet story my cat is usually all about my husband when my husband is home the cat follows him around demands to get picked up and held like a baby and cuddles with him the most unless I'm sick even when it's just a migraine the cat seems to know and cuddles with me and won't leave my side until I feel better so about a month ago I was feeling horrible sick to my stomach me grating really bad period cramps a sore throat all topped off with congestion so bad I had to breathe out of my mouth for days so I'm laying in bed hoping some medicine will kick in and I can fall asleep when I feel the cat jump off the bed I figured he was going to leave me be but he came back in about a minute and dropped something in my hand which I had laying kind of open on the bed beside me perm up it was a water bottle cap I have no clue where he found it we haven't had water bottles in the house in at least a year if not 1.5 years I don't know why he brought it to me but he thought in that moment I needed that cap he got all the head scrap seized and cuddles that day my cat is very particular about my sleeping times she will scream at me if I stay up too late and stubbornly wake me up in the mornings if I sleep in she has tried many methods of waking me up my favorite was when she once placed her entire little body under my neck and then lifted up mine starts luring me to the bedroom when she thinks it's bedtime usually around 20 2.00 oz lock walk to the end of the driveway turned around then ran as fast as he could to the front sliding door launched himself at the full screen and used the momentum in the swinging weight off his body to slide the door completely open and walked on in like the math a [ __ ] boss he was I was having acupuncture at home and my cat jumped on the bed and looked at me with an extremely worried face but suddenly he started taking the needles out of my body one by one with his mouse it was quite bizarre that's actually really sweet the cat I had when I was a kid developed a weird habit later in her life whenever she was laying on me she'd stare me dead in the eyes and just slough where will he stretch a paw up stick it in my mouth don't know why mine does that except she put soap on my nose my cat will carry socks in his mouth from the laundry room to the living room meowing as loudly as he can the entire time and now he's sawed off past the tray on to the other cats and they've started doing the same thing I can just imagine like 20 cats all walking together with socks and surrounding you if he meows for attention and only stops if I pick him up and carry him around I've had to learn the difference between his I'm hungry Meow's and his I need attention meows and his I don't need anything I'm just messing with you meows my cat is like this I blame myself when he was a kitten he wanted to be with me 24/7 so I would carry him around in a baby wrap now I end up doing most household shows one-handed and cradling him like a baby in the other arm not exactly weird but the dumb mother kept finding ways into the walls of my old apartment then scream until he found his way to an exit way biet I bet he flattened himself out and whoosh went right through a seam in your wall my elderly endure catties to cry for me to take her outside in the winter she would cling to me if I tried to put her down in the snow she just wanted me to carry her around for a few minutes outdoors r.i.p Annie dear that is so sweet r.i.p Annie my cat used to have a little Bell collar when she was little but she would always try to remove it by getting her lower jaw underwritten done clipping it sometimes she couldn't get it loosened would get her jaw stuck in the collar several times that poor cat came to us for help with her mouth forced wide open by the collar so that we could unclip it after a few weeks we gave up on the collar every cat I've ever lived with has got in their lower jaw stuck in their collar at some point usually when they're kittens and first getting used to collars when my cat was very young she started to mimic sounds that my daughter made to get my attention the absolute creepiest was her attempt of marma she would come to the bedroom Dorothy in the middle of the night and scratch at it while constantly making that eerie humanoid sound it was not pleasant to wake up to I wish we had recorded she stopped after we had her spayed although she is still incredibly talkative my cat before that was an orphan he would need my skin and create pinpoint like hi keys if I didn't make him stop one morning I woke up with what looked like a rash on my neck he wasn't allowed to sleep in my room after that plot twist her uterus was the one making mamas sounds one of my kitties Binks has a shoe fetish or maybe just a foot fetish in general loves rubbing on shoes constantly especially when I get home and first take them off she will come dashing from the next room to shove her face in them and she is the type of cat that will bite when you pet anywhere but a head unless it is done with feet and then she purrs the entire time my sister's cat mini has this thing about my crocs she stuffs her head into them and slides around the carpet once she realized she could see through them it was so dang funny my shoes are the only ones she does this with my cat is obsessed with bottle caps whenever he hears one being unscrewed even if he's fast asleep and we're across the house he comes running to steal them they're his favorite toys I keep a jar full of them and whenever he invariably bats one under the couch or fridge he goes and fishes a new one out mine does the same thing but before he plays with it he will grab it in his mouth walk it over to the water dish and wash it before playing with it I was thinking about my cat being sentient and communicating with me telepathically I look behind me and she was starring at me with her head turned in my direction the only reason cats don't use their telepathy to directly communicate with us is because we are lesser beings who aren't worthy my sister has a loft bed with a stet ladder she got last year from the bed the cats can't see her but two of them have figured out how to use the stet ladder to get their cuddles in the middle of the night not only that but one of them Brutus will actually ask if she's a bi meowing to announce his presence and waiting for her to call him up we figured he did this because he was too lazy to go up the ladder and check himself law one of our other cat smiley hates the loft bed with a passion and can't figure out its purpose sometimes I'll be sitting on the floor talking to her while she's in her bed and Miley will come in and freak out once she hears my sister's voice she can't comprehend why she can hear her but not see her and she bolts out of the room I really would like to know what that cat is thinking there was she runs out maybe she thinks the bed is haunted not only that but one of them Brutus will actually ask if she said by meowing to announce his presence and waiting for her to call him up we figured he did this because he was too lazy to go up the ladder and check himself low this is my favorite one in this entire thread my cat puts live spiders in her mouth and brings them to me in my bed while I'm sleeping runs across the dining room and kitchen stops as soon as she hits carpet makes eye contact with me and throws up why can't cats throw up on hard floor I don't know does she hate me probably one time my cat was making I'm gonna barf noises I got some paper towels and put them on the floor right in front of her she looked at it took two steps back and buffed on the floor cat absolutely loves being held when anyone is on the toilet I have no idea why she will come in the bathroom with you and beg to be picked up and purr so loudly when you hold her it's so frickin weird yet one of my cats loves to be petted when I'm on the toilet he runs from where he is when I go into the bathroom he's usually quite standoffish except for toilet cuddles and before I go to sleep when he gets super Korean Tuan snuggles the rest of the time he looks angry I was on the toilet with my pants and underwear around my ankles and she apparently thought they'd make a good hammock so she jumped into my underwear still around my legs and proceeded to curl up and fall asleep my cat has done this few times too it almost always happened when I was either getting ready for work or on my lunch break my cat sat up there a sh ously licked is a wreck dong while simultaneously crapping himself I'm just scrolling through all these cute every time I sneeze he gets scared and then there is this my cat pixie is a big weirdo my two felt things she does are one when my husband whispers at her she chatters at him and thumps her tail she usually doesn't do that when I whisper - though - she obsessively kisses my face when I'm in bed she'll come over and plop in my arms and lit pretty much my whole face she usually then falls asleep in my arms or she sleeps above my head on my pillow but not until she's done kissing she also kisses hands and arms when we first come home eta if I'm in the bedroom and she wants to play she zooms and jumps on the bed and puffs out like a Halloween cat so I'll chase her if she wants pets and feels we're being too slow she'll spike up the fur on her back and arch up while twitching her tail so we'll scrub her back it's adorable my cat gums bat-crap crazy when she smells bleach she frantically scent marks and spazzes out in front of the toilet every time I put it in there she seems to be in stress I put her in a bedroom on the other side of the house now cats are very territorial bleach smells like the urine that cats spray to mark their territories my cat blows air out of his nose like a cartoon bull when he's excited to play his little nose expands and he lets out a raspy squeak through it ours is also very chatty we don't meow back at him but we can have full back-and-forth conversations where he meows and we respond back to whatever we think he's yammering about my cat does this had a full conversation with her last night chicken makes him angry if he gets a piece of it he growls and snarls until it's gone no other meat makes him act like that that's actually not angry that's extreme love it's pretty much the cat version of touch my food and die my cat will sit facing a random room corner and just stare at it for 30 minutes once in a while she'll try to attack it I've checked many times there is nothing on the wall when she stares at it for 30 minutes this comment belongs in a haunted house subreddit she loves climbing on people when I was fostering her and her siblings as kittens she'd always jump up onto my back whenever I crouched down to feed them change their litter act and then she taught the others to do it too so I'd sometimes be putting the food out with up to three kittens climbing all over me at a time she doesn't do that these days too much but she will climb up on to me or my brother's shoulders for rides or a better perch she gets annoyed if I'm in the bathroom without her either she'll follow me and so she can supervise me while I'm in there or else when I open the door she'll be sitting there waiting and we'll come in to figure out what she missed she also doesn't like it if my hairs all wet from the shower and will start biting it and trying to groom it for me , she also doesn't like it if my hair's all wet from the shower and will start biting it in trying to groom it for me one of my cats did that but I figured she loved the taste of my wet hair one of my cats eats tape I'm not talking about just chewing on it a bit like she literally swallow it and then barf it out later he loves me and purrs and cuddles a tongue but when I do something wrong he bites like a demon and it's bad I've yet to sort out right from wrong with any consistent rules I can understand we lived together 11 years so I'm giving up hope well my cat just hopped in the shower with me I don't want to destroy the story but once my cat unexpectedly jumped into a shower with my wife and started drinking the water on the floor of the tub we took him to the vet and that's how we learned his kidneys were failing had this one water dispenser for over two years without of being a thing if I let it run dry she'd let me know by ramming her head into it but that was very rare and it was mostly fine then all of a sudden she'd wake me up nearly every night ramming her head into it as if it were empty two times she knocked it off kilter enough that it dumped everything more than the bowl can hold and the second time was enough I just got rid of it like you win B I don't even know why you wanted this so bad but there's literally no other solution when two of our fluffy fur balls like to wade out in the reeds of the lake to catch frogs and small fish in warm weather they lay down in sandy shallows in the Sun all the water makes for pretty frequent dreadlocks but they are getting used to the scissors I've woken up to my cats licking my legs multiple times on my my cat Kevin brought back a cooked beef joint he growled when we tried to take it from him something about ripping flesh from bone brings out the feral in them my guys get the occasional raw chicken neck from the butcher and they do that when I even look at them where I was living in the southern US it snows very rarely one year we got a light dusting the next morning I heard an unmistakable dying cat noise out in the yard my cat was vocal I'd had complaints from the neighbors about his meowing but never in his life had he made such a horrible noise it was like this protracted gurgling yeaaah I rushed to the window and see him 3 feet on the porch and one foot in the snow drama queen I think then he puts another foot in the snow and makes the exact same noise and again and again just sounding like he's freaking dying with single step yet making no move to return to the porch I can hear the whole thing from my upstairs window it turns from whirring - hilarious after 20 minutes or so he made his way back acting completely normal weird freaking cat you have been visited by the sniper get a good aim and also accuracy will come your way if you comment snipe well kitten like and subscribe you magnificent person

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Length: 18min 59sec (1139 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 17 2020