Candy Ken is the ULTIMATE family vlogger

so a couple months back i did a video on family vloggers you know ace family royal family you know watch me raise my kids on a jet type beat you know i was raised by a camera type video that sort of thing uh but that's like you know that's like kind of to be expected now that's the standard format for family vlogging on youtube and it has been for a few years can it get more extreme what's the next evolution of this type of content now you may be thinking what how could you like what do you mean the next step how could you wear gucci any harder than these families already do and that's correct but don't think gucci think tie dye listen i'll tell you who it is i'll tell you what the next evolution of family vlogging is it's candy ken yes that candy can he's the most vibrant most kind of annoying tick tocker youtuber in the world danny did a great video on him a while back so go watch that for some context but basically he vlogs with his girlfriend wife baby j and they like you know they do weird like baby talk and they make really bizarre music and they make these videos where the saturation is turned up to a thousand for some reason and they wear crazy colors bright pink and neon it just feels like a bad acid trip for children that's what it feels like their content and if it's one thing i think we all learned after watching danny's video on them is that these people candy can and baby j they should procreate for sure they should bring children into this world well i got some good news they did they had a child a sweet little baby and so now they're a family vlog channel finally oh finally but this isn't this isn't your standard family vlog channel it's a lot different i don't know i don't know how to describe it let's just check out some some footage this is what candy can did in the ultrasound room before they had before they actually had the child they were in the ultrasound room vlogging and this is this is what they did you got this push bush get out of here oh my god i'm getting ripped tonight what so yeah there you go i mean that's dedication right this guy's 14 million followers it's not easy you know the tick tock grind never stops even in a moment like this where you know it's supposed to be kind of important and memorable in a in a pregnancy is like the ultrasound you know even in moments like that it's like you can't you know his followers are waiting to see him do the r.i.p that [ __ ] dance that's totally fair you know he's like you know babe it'll you know i shouldn't be doing this you're you're the one you're it's your [ __ ] that's gonna be r.i.p you know in a couple weeks how about when his wife actually and i mean i can't believe this is real but when his wife actually gave birth and he filmed the whole thing and posted it as a vlog check it out [Applause] it's candy cane [Music] did he really just use her labor face as a clip in an intro montage for a vlog that's so bizarre look at that face she's like very clearly in the midst of labor it's like one of those painful things ever and he's like this would be great for the intro this is perfect for a high energy intro montage where the next scene is us kissing on rodeo drive perfect but that's not the most absurd part about this this is the most absurd part okay watch this this is the part of the video well it's all the whole video is her get in labor basically giving birth uh watch what they did now keep in mind this is i did not edit this at all this is straight from their video this is the music they chose for the giving birth [Music] video [Music] um [Applause] [Music] it's like really nothing better you could have chosen for that video like maybe something kind of emotional well you'll be happy to know she had the baby and uh you know her and candy ken went on to live a quiet life completely out of the public eye they actually moved to a farm outside of sacramento i believe and they take care of their pigs they have a couple cows and their newest little bundle of joy so no i'm kidding they brought the baby home and they did a photo shoot where the baby is lying on a giant pile of money jay went to the dentist so i thought it was a great moment to do a photo shoot with little bling bling i'm sure he won't be too amused about this little bling bling by the way that's what they named the baby in the interim before they announced its actual name its placeholder name is lil bling bling [Music] all in versace had to tow in a bunch of money cash oh my god this is crazy this feels illegal somehow i mean this child is days old literally days old and it's already flexing hard as [ __ ] on us you just got flexed on by a one day year old is there anything more family vlogger than that you thought all the jet thing was oh yeah i like when the ace family gets on a private jet you know cool and their house their 10 million dollar house i like when they get foreclosed on that's so that's so cool right yeah all of that is [ __ ] garbage compared to this one day year old decked out in versace on a pile of cash i mean what else do you expect though when your name is little bling bling there's just no other path in life that you could possibly take so watching their videos it's always it's just like this really weird vibe that i can't really nail down it's you know it's the vibrant colors the fact that they it's supposed to it looks like the vlogs are supposed to be geared towards children because they kind of talk and they do like baby talk but like they also are a family now they're parents and so like even when they're trying to be sincere it it's just gives off this weird vibe here i'll show you [Music] it's candy cane [Music] no way oh my god like the [ __ ] cat like the title card there and the animation what what's going on i've never seen anything like this ever before like the music i would expect that to be like this is a sincere family moment this is our brand new baby we just brought him home the music it's right it's like emotional but then why did the editor have to go ape [ __ ] on the little bling bling animation that comes up over top bling-bling kind of took me out of the moment a little bit guys i just want to take a quick break um just to thank you guys really from the bottom of my heart you know uh for watching the videos throughout the years and i've been doing this for a long time and you guys have stuck with me the whole time and i really appreciate it you know i work really hard on these videos and i and i just hope that all all i can hope is that you continue enjoying them and um it means the world truly does thank you i mean i get it this is their style it's their style they they've kind of carved out their own style it's it's i've never seen anything like it before honestly it's kind of innovative weirdly i don't know who it's aimed at but it's weirdly unique i mean they had a birthday for the child on its literal birthday they brought the kid home from the hospital and they threw a birthday party for him that makes so much sense why doesn't everybody do that happy birthday happy birthday baby so much and he's still sleeping guys oh oh he's got ice there he just he went in for the kiss he said and i love you and she just completely ignored it that was a little bit awkward oh my god if you enjoyed today's video give it a big thumbs up unicorn oh come on no don't do that don't do the youtube outro it's your first day you're holding your baby what are you doing and let us know what you want to see next what adventure should we go on yes and use those reports don't forget to subscribe turn on the post notifications because this journey is just beginning i can't imagine bringing my ch newborn baby home from the hospital and then doing a standard youtube outro that is so depressing to me i'm sorry that really is don't forget to like and subscribe and just spend some spend some time with your baby okay so maybe you're thinking now what do they name their child for real it can't it can't be little bling bling forever right or maybe it can be and every preschool in a few years is going to be filled with you know whatever elon's kid's name is and a little bling bling you know millennial people just kind of stop giving a [ __ ] maybe i don't know just naming their kids the most random [ __ ] ever just like whatever they're looking at in that moment yeah we're bringing a little bling bling over uh he's actually got a play date with rotisserie chicken his classmate all right so what did they actually name their kid zachary owens just got the name right unicorn family that the game is coming to an end i'm gonna flip the camera i cannot believe this actually happened and as i said unicorn fam we are gonna keep this honest and we're gonna keep this real and we're gonna reveal the name right now because zachary owens hey give it up for zachary owens everyone give it up let's go zach unicorn fam uh you've been subscribing since the beginning you've been here since the start and you got the name right this is crazy zachary owens unicorn what is it dude i get it what is the name tell me the name in three two one here we go rodeo no do they really like rodeo drive that much it's not that cool it's one street with a bunch of expensive stores on and some palm trees that's it that's it hold on what what is that sound what is that no no i don't like that what is that no no stop please [Music] so yeah if you're wondering what their music sounds like that okay so now maybe you're thinking they got the flexing down right that's something that family vloggers do but they're not real family vloggers until they do some pranks where are the pranks fear not padawan they got pranks too this is bbj's push present she pushed so hard she deserves the world so i got her the matching ring to mine unicorn family this is this is my okay so he's giving her a cartier ring as a push present right but it's written in the family vlogger rule book that you cannot give your significant other a present without first pranking them everyone [ __ ] knows that if you've been watching royal family for more than two seconds you'd know that okay so what's the prank what is it let's see oh my god i think there's something wrong with rodeo [Music] baby i mean this is so uncomfortable i hate it so that was the prank something is wrong with our baby our newborn baby that we just brought home something is wrong with it and now his wife is just like crying she's sad because she as she should be it's a mother of a newborn child why would you why would you use your days old child as prank bait that's so [ __ ] up what about the what about just going with a classic you know pull my finger something like that you know hey babe here's a ring you know something that you know don't what's this what's this now she's sad but then you know she gets the ring she stops crying so it's all good but i think out of all their videos this one is my favorite before they had little rodeo they did a gender reveal song you thought i was gonna say party there didn't you nope they did a song about about gender reveals is it a boy or is it a girl is it trend are we friends is it a boy or is it a girl is it twins are we friends oh i know you wanna know but why i'm sorry i'm sorry why was there just like random commercial footage spliced in there it's a weird artistic choice it's like candy cane against his pregnant wife's stomach and then the old spice guy is staring at you all of a sudden why why does it matter nothing really makes me sadder than stupid gender chatter i'm a dad okay i want a boy this is rough this is rough so i can find him many times so i can raise him strong like a man yes raise him strong like a man like this guy this guy's a real man if he's a gay or transgender what do you do i wanna what's what's up he said if he's gay or trans what do you do then i would hope love and respect the child no matter what absolutely insane to leave that lyric open-ended like that what are you implying you can play with barbie let's throw a gender party okay pink if it is a girl blue if it is a boy you already teach the baby that it can enjoy i think this is supposed to be some kind of like weird commentary on gender roles because some of what he's saying is like yeah my son can play with barbies it shouldn't be blue or pink because then you're conditioning the child to like a certain color or whatever but then he says his son shouldn't cry it's all very very confusing does he ever say the sex of the baby nope nope he doesn't he also didn't say anything about how he gave birth to literally the hardest flexer on earth this baby dripped out in versace laying on a pile of cash is there any harder flex in that that's insane that's what the song should have been about [Music] yeah i see you flexing yeah oh private chat is so sick oh my god oh my god private jet so cool i'll tell you the real flags right here yeah okay yeah yeah i see you flexing on the ground that you got [Music] 50 racks on his crib [ __ ] boy you were dim wit you spending money on some [ __ ] imma put a rollie on my kids wrist i'm icing on my kids i'm putting diamonds on my newborn this [ __ ] is different from what you want i'm talking [Music] i might just wear them as my [ __ ] chain dad [ __ ] you heard me i'ma put so many diamonds on my newborn child and then i'm gonna put a chain attach him to a chain and then wear him as a chain because he's so iced out that he can be my chain's pendant [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 17min 4sec (1024 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 15 2021