The Weirdest Divorce Ever w/ Kurtis Conner

hey guys we got some brand new merch here for the holiday season uh merry happy holidays and uh ordered by thursday if you want it for christmas thank you appreciate it bye curtis curtis you're supposed to say mac yeah okay try it one more time curtis connor yeah okay well close enough close enough cody there you go you're back and i'm back um last time we ended and you know that i promised you a better video and today i come to you with an absolute humdinger i'm really nervous you see yeah you texted me like the day after and you're like now i got a good idea i was like perfect man what do you know about dar man copycats anything i know there's i know there's a lot i don't even know how to explain this dude there's a guy named samir bhavnani that like copied darman's style but then eventually started i don't know he's he's just way more imaginative i guess okay right a little more like high concept hot yeah yeah okay okay okay yeah let's go with that high concept hey sorry i'm gonna 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protected and you can find out how you can get three months for free by hitting the link in the description or going to expressvpn.com codyco okay here let's let me screenshot real fast and we can watch this man i imagine you've already read the title yeah i uh sorry my eyes sort of gradually wandered towards the [ __ ] capital letter can you uh would you mind reading the title yeah like phonetically i guess um husband divorces wife for farting he lives to regret it ellipses samir bhavnani yeah you [ __ ] nailed that yeah thank you so like i was saying larry gets fired today at work oh no he was at google in the youtube department right what happened he was you know he was just always making weird comments showing up late for work then what did he expect i know right who do you think larry is here is he no he's not larry he's not larry i think he works at google and he was like yeah it's all like i was saying larry got fired i think that's like samir's partner manager or something like youtube and he doesn't like him so maybe he just kind of like dissed them there real quick yeah he keeps age restricting my videos yeah he's always showing up late you know saying weird [ __ ] to me and that's some weird [ __ ] that you can't keep making these weird videos on youtube and i don't [ __ ] i don't like it by the way this is not samir this is just an actor oh okay i was gonna ask is this guy right here it's very small so from here it looks like it looks like pit bull from what i'm looking at went up late for work then what did he expect i know right like how are you gonna show up late for work every day and then expect to keep your job take it seriously you know what i mean oh my god i need to fart so badly i think he's talking about a stupid job every day and then expect not to be fired been there yeah i mean shut the [ __ ] up dude let me let me rip let me rip ass also this is this is a husband and wife if you can't bust ass in front of your literal like the person you're married to maybe that's not a great marriage you know like yeah who can you fart in front of if not yeah exactly it sounds like a pretty brutal uh brutal life to be honest yeah brutal life brutal wife and a brutal wife that's what they say amen brutal life brutal life that's ridiculous and then on top of that i don't know how much longer i can hold this wait did you see that what you just said what's she saying i should have all that cheese in the car shouldn't have had all that cheese in the car [Laughter] i shouldn't have had that hot [ __ ] blue cheese that was sitting in the glove department for dewey [ __ ] a psychopath i'm picturing this car ride he's like just going on and on about his [ __ ] youtube job and she's just like like digging her hand into like a giant thing of nacho cheese and just like yeah i had this weird urge to fart like maybe she's eating a full wheel of like brie or something you know yeah like a [ __ ] like a hundred year old wheel of parmesan yeah like yeah snacking on a whole wheel like real salty [Laughter] also i'm like half expecting the like this guy in the next part of the story because he's like complaining about the his what's his name larry larry what if the next party was like and larry his wife just cannot stop farting [Music] [Laughter] we had to let him go dude we fired him because his wife stinks so bad who can't tolerate stinky wives here yeah google babe i love that you can hold your cheese if you know what i'm saying in the fridge as if nobody would notice he's always making i'm going to make some excuse i'm about to bust longer he's always making i need to strange a quick phone call to carl from work before he heads out i need to remind him of some samples before he leaves okay i thought you did that in the car i told him about you but hang on okay i thought you were doing that in the car while you were munching down nacho cheese okay what's going on yeah you didn't do that in the car you couldn't have because you were eating the wheel of cheese with both hands how would you have been on the phone also what kind of the crazy like spaghetti dialogue here isn't it i mean you've seen it like first hand but like the dialogue they have in these like darman type videos of like it's so like it's it's so like almost human but it's not quite there in my head i've never gone i'm about to bust [Music] i say it out loud okay oh lord i'm about to bust for a fart that's so gross yeah that's kind of a weird thing for you to say like imagine like you are you know in the in the you know maybe you're doing the dirty with your husband or wife and you're like i'm about to bust and then you just fart she's like what was that you're like oh that's what that refers to now yeah no i came weeks i came like hours ago i kept going until i got the cast out that's the true orgasm hey babe you forgot your phone she's gonna need that yeah she's gonna need that to make the call that she's trying to make it's like the phone's just covered in nacho cheese she's going to need that [Laughter] [Music] oh my god damn tim two it's not what it looks like that's not what it looks like the floors we gotta get these floors fixed they're creaking like a [ __ ] that wasn't the type of fart that you leave a room for that wasn't even that loud yeah i don't even think he could hear that over how much he was [ __ ] complaining about larry right yeah men only care about one thing it's it's larry i like this too just for the you know just accessible long fart long fart wasn't that long i'm sure anyone who's deaf who's watching this probably pictured like the craziest fart oh yeah and uh let me tell you it was not it wasn't that was a pathetic fart it was like three short farts yeah for an entire car ride of eating cheese like you had you got to expect a little bit more yeah that's a pretty tame actually the stomach of steel tim tim oh my god what was that was that a fart yeah so that's disgusting in five years of marriage i've never heard you fart so gross five years what the [ __ ] is this little is this a long distance relationship yeah this is the first time they've met i guess so like what woman do fart you know i have never known any girl to fart in front of me i have never why is the dialogue so off i have never known a woman to fart in front of me yeah it literally sounds like a knight of the round table just say no girl has ever farted in front of me yeah no chick has never ripped absolute booty in front of me just say that like say that like a normal guy did you just bust in front of me i've never seen a woman bust in my presence [Music] he's about to throw up from one from one of his wife's like dude just move where are you standing in it what i mean obviously oh yeah he like goes right to her ass like oh oh oh babe you just fart oh god that seems so bad [Music] [Laughter] wait is it still there or still i think she might have [ __ ] herself think that's something different it should it should read husband divorce's wife for sharting sharding yeah if a fart still smells for like a few hours afterwards maybe maybe it's something else who knows hey tim where are you going i don't know if i can do this anymore damn cold holy [ __ ] i mean you fart once and it just changes the landscape of your relationship you don't there's no three strikes when it comes to busting it's just one and done i don't know if i can do this anymore one fart i love the acting in this too it's [ __ ] awesome like imagine being cast for this and then you read the script and you're like what like i i have to say this and not laugh yeah i did like three years of acting school i can't we i could like improv something if you want yeah yeah he's like no you're no these are the lines you're reading these lines like you sure that's it because i don't know it's just a fart right because what don't you get husband divorces life for farting that's showbiz do what i was super grossed out by what happened today are you being serious tim i have not been more serious than the day i asked you to marry me the two chapters of their marriage when he pops the question and when she farts in front of him yeah and when she pops that ass [Laughter] [Music] oh my god what a fragile relationship they were in seriously that was the one thing i was totally fine with you cheating on me like 30 times but yeah this single fart of yours it's the nail in the coffin yeah alexa lights on okay what's the little was that product placement what the [ __ ] was that alexa lights on okay okay did you just fart it stinks like [ __ ] in here would you like me to put nacho cheese on the list again going on tim why are you being like this it seriously turned me off from you tim it's just a fart you know how many i hold there's more oh my god tim you know my diet is pretty much 100 cheese it's a mess down there buddy it's just the slippers now your slippers are farting what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what's going what's going on come on you can't even control yourself anymore tim holding them in is bad i read online to the woman died from holding her farts i didn't know you could die from holding them in honestly me neither yeah is that true can we get a pack can you die from holding in farts there is no evidence that holding in a fart wait are you wait are you telling me that this video is fake so this never happened so this never happened i thought we were watching like found footage [ __ ] yeah dude sorry man man i feel bad if holding in a fart shortens your life i am living forever i think i'm never gonna die [Laughter] nice if you hold in a fart i think it eventually comes out as a burp yeah it only nowhere to go about up right yeah exactly first of all don't believe everything you hear online and secondly amen if she's that gassy she deserves to die this is getting dark whoa this man is a psychopath maybe sam this isn't the man i married how could you say something like that are you the woman i married or just some big farting machine like imagine reading that [ __ ] line and samir's behind the camera like good good nice emotion like this is supposed to be like they're not doing a bit or anything right no this is like this is serious and dramatic okay i mean look at this he lives to regret it right you know this can't end anywhere else but like pretty deep you know yeah i'm trying to think of like where this could end up like how is this even gonna resolve i don't know i'm so nervous to see the ending he gets stung by like a jellyfish or something and the cures like get farted on and she's like no oh so now now you need white part it's the special kind of jellyfish where it's not peeing it's you have to someone has to fart on your leg you have to put like your at their ass cheeks around your thigh and fart directly on the wound are you the woman i married or just some farting machine [Music] can you say that straight face try are you the woman i married or just some big farting machine it's really hard to do tim are we seriously arguing about this right now gemma i need some time to think about this what if she was like finally he leaves [Laughter] just sharts on the wall idea of his wife farting it drove him to the point of abandoning her that evening and left a note asking for a divorce tim asking his wife for a divorce because she farted made headlines what what what okay what's going on now did she go to the news i guess she must have i have the craziest story i don't know how else it would make headlines this was the headline right in the new york times unity was an outrage tim's boss at google and ceo of youtube heard about this and fired him immediately and all major companies refused to hire him oh there's no way you're getting a job here we're inclusive over here we fart all day open-minded yes we have an open fart policy at the office actually tim lost a lot of money in his divorce due to the judge being a female and gave him the harshest penalty okay oh okay due to the judge being a total [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] due to the judge having a total woman moment she owed his wife alimony and more than 50 percent of his savings tim realizes immaturity came with a price and after a difficult year he found himself jobless homeless and begging on the street wow holy [ __ ] that'll happen really quick seriously i mean you can't say he doesn't really deserve it didn't he wish death on that other chick for farting oh yeah for a second i felt bad for him but now i forgot that he's wish that that girl who had gas would just die realizing he didn't love and respect her she started focusing more on herself spending time on things she enjoyed and one day met a handsome physical trainer at the gym while doing yoga she accidentally farted in his face during downward dog dude what the [ __ ] you gotta have to appreciate how like ridiculously funny this is he is very committed to the the story like he's taking it very seriously she accidentally farted during downward dog half gemma and tim ran into each other once again tim nice oh my god gemma is that you you look amazing i love that the practical effects for being homeless is just like smear some dirt on your face and wear up like a wool hoodie that just looks like uh like a surfer guy yeah i just went for a sesh i'm just hanging smells so good out there that doesn't doesn't smell like farts at all dude it's awesome yeah and you look like trash literally wow jesus you took everything from me no you did this to yourself anyways this is my new fiance jack hey man i just had to say big d on oh that's weird all right that's what i mean there's a lot of these videos that are really like creepy like some of the other ones he does like this [ __ ] dad disciplines his daughter's hot best friend yeah it's like bordering on like weird porn fetish [ __ ] you know what i'm saying i i could see it i don't know there's always this sort of angle big d and she's farting in his face and like you know subtext there's a lot of subtext yeah yeah he's trying to corner the market on like weird fetish inspirational videos i guess this is my ex-husband tim you made a homeless man gemma no he wasn't homeless when we were together he lost everything in the divorce hey jack be careful of her she fart you know she farts right dude you're homeless man you're not going to cast judgment right now left this douche was it bleeped out they bleeped out douche is that a bad word i get maybe that's what the d on big d stands for big douche he wears it himself tim is it right listen i know she farts and i love her farts they literally smell like roses far from me right now baby fart for me apart from me right now at their wedding it wasn't them kissing it was just her farting into his mouth you may now cropped us the husband jack well i'm glad you two found each other and are happy thank you tim seriously it means a lot coming from you gemma i'm sorry for everything please forgive me of course tim okay do you think she's gonna crop dust them when she walks away like when they when she walks by i know that the farts in this video aren't done i know there's probably gonna be other ones there's going to be a few okay yes i just want i think that's safe a safe bet i think that's a safe but right very good that that too okay no no fart hey tim oh no oh no oh no no no no no no we don't what is it gonna be is this gonna be a tandem fart [Music] oh my god if that happens i'll [ __ ] lose my mind if that happens i'll fart dude no way dude oh [ __ ] i love it oh my god holy [ __ ] whoa i'm so happy this is the perfect video i really think this is the perfect video this might be the best youtube video of all time that was crazy he held out his hand he's like what is it and they just [ __ ] ripped ass on his hand yeah she's been practicing she's had like years of like built up farts that she hasn't been able to let out yeah she aimed that [ __ ] make it smell less like trash stim take care [Music] talk about rock bottom [Laughter] i knew after that moment i had to get my act together let's see what the lesson of this video is women hold their farts too much and it's very unhealthy as men we need to respect women farting as well women should not be held to an unhealthy standard for no reason and out of respect to them demand or clarify to your partner on the first date if you have to that they can feel comfortable farting around you i mean this is the message that you want to give out this is the important thing that you're making a video about is this that big of an issue girls die from it i guess yeah apparently apparently i hope they do at least because women should not be farting yes seriously i mean like the things about darman videos is that like they all convey a message that's pretty obvious but it reaches the most amount of people that's why his videos get like 40 million views right so with this it's like it's pretty niche i think and also this is like i would never do this on a first date being like hey by the way dinner's going great like i really like you feel free i use a lot of cheese in your meal right now just just knowing the car ride home if you want to let one rip in there yeah it's actually encouraged i'll just bask in it yeah and if you like hear me moan or anything that's just like an accident like i didn't i didn't mean to you like see me get a boner or some [ __ ] it is like totally like it's a problem i have it's like yeah it has nothing to do with your awesome fart yeah exactly yeah yeah you know you can still have a little bit of shame especially on a first date you can fake it you you're faking everything on a first date you're faking with your personality you know i don't know like i'd wait like maybe like third or fourth date to be like oh i just farted you know exactly yeah nice to meet you you look just like your pictures by the way feel free to fart tonight just know that if you want to bust later i'm down just warm me so i can put my nose up to your butt i'm going to go home now when you hold your fart it can go the other way and implode in your stomach causing all no okay he's just lying this is just a lie he's just straight up if you hold in your farts too much it can go into your head and your head explodes yeah and it really stinks too stinky brain that's that's the condition so if you've been holding your fart during this video let it out now oh finally jesus okay hold on let me uh i didn't hear anything oh wait dude again did you hear that yeah there we go yeah yeah there we go here i'll do it i'll do mine too i'm gonna let the editor put it in yeah and leave a comment i love reading all of your comments and i try to reply to as many as i can you gotta leave a comment ah [ __ ] okay nice there we go boom all right well that's it i guess we all learned an important lesson today don't hold it in because you could die a horrible death you could die yeah that's what we've learned let them out as soon as you can yeah actually push even if you don't have to part just push strain yourself make sure they really come out yeah just make sure you always don't have a fart in there even if you like pop a blood vessel or some [ __ ] because you're straining yourself so hard yeah that beats you know farting in front of your husband exactly all right well thanks for watching thanks curtis for joining me i appreciate it uh i hope this was better than the first one in terms of i mean did i deliver yeah you absolutely delivered i don't think there's any better video on youtube to be honest i found the best one holy [ __ ] all right dude uh i'll leave you with a little goodbye fart here [Music] that's also good wow [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 24min 57sec (1497 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 30 2021