Getting Cancelled Speedrun Any%

it is time yet again that we check out the most horrific subreddit already cursed comments shiver down my spine all right let's see if we can get cancelled or not let's do this you only get cancelled if you laugh right a hammerhead head shark made from hammerheads cool now make a sperm whale i'd be lying if i said i wouldn't want to see that come on my bill after getting bit by a snake this is a classic one i've seen this a million times imagine your car declines and they bring the snake back in you can't pay snake pit we put the venom back in when the restaurant is small but the owner is creative so the waiter asked if i wanted to go top or bottom and i think that that's where the confusion began your honor that's hilarious it's a sex joke get it german youtuber oh no he always dresses accordingly to the games he played you might want to stay away from wolfenstein pro tip pro that's a sick suit though not gonna lie the acting was so poor that i actually reabsorbed a load i had previously put ah a porter for your mom nice my mom died five years ago i can't wait to see her again thank you oh damn it are you gonna sell them like you did mine eh cursed babies yeah why don't people sell babies they're free labor right i made a joke it wasn't even funny okay someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed the connections the guy behind me was complaining saying how is it an emergency if they're already dead and i'd just like to say that that you sir are the devil couldn't everyone just pretend he was sleeping and make a surprise face when either getting canceled or i'm going to hell i we got either option here when humans were prey that's why i leave my kitchen window drapes open i let the birds see me scramble eggs just so they know what i'm capable of [ __ ] you birds you got nothing on me you've been cryogenically frozen reanimated and the year is now two thousand hundred one hundred what's the first question you asked how's queen elizabeth there is no queen elizabeth anymore it's just elizabeth she gave up the throne so she could put her immortality to good use raising money for charity in russian roulette tournaments yeah that's about right can't wait for the future plants produce useful oxygen then why eat them chicken produce bad carbon dioxide we should eat them okay can't argue with facts and logics you're going to make bad carbon dioxide let's eat them too [Music] no offense is keeping those two apart reminds me of when i used to work in a prince oh the days that's love right there you are not a real gamer unless you can shove an entire nintendo gamecube up your ass proud to be a real gamer always proud you know someone's tried it right that we should fear the strong why a man can't just pee in peace this is why i like to bring scissors to the restroom yeah yeah yeah good good day women's sales billionaires used condom impregnants itself wins child support that's why i eat condoms when i'm done using them yum yum yum tasty snack so delish god damn it people wonder why social distancing will never work in india this is how he would talk with his own all right god damn it this is so stressful i can't do this guys would you drink pee for a million dollars i would never drink pee that's disgusting of course imagine how much more pee i can drink with that kind of money technically not wrong schools we try our best to make our students feel comfortable in this building the school's toilet paper yeah that's what wiping yourself with newspaper feels like wipes harder no ass no [ __ ] no ass no i never thought about it that way i know what i must do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it no ass no sh okay have a real lightsaber or save a random african child from starvation jesus christ i love democracy use the lightsaber to end okay okay okay liberals want spiders to be even sexier what the [ __ ] liberals i thought the closed captioning was messed up but nope he actually said that even what's wrong with you shoot what sense is 100 times creepier if you whisper it you look so peaceful when you sleep so nice to finally meet you [Music] in japan there are toys of kaiju giving press conferences to apologize for destroying cities these are awesome i love these i want them ah very sorry for destroying your city and killing 10 000 people with my nuclear breath godzilla or america i don't get it what am i missing oh no i know it's like a nuke joke but i don't get it godzilla was originally a metaphor for destructive power nuclear enabled humanity as a direct result yeah i think this is so cool about godzilla yeah america where's the sorry huh have they ever apologize ooh sorry what the [ __ ] obama that's cold obama [ __ ] obama was the first president to tour this site no way you can still apologize what the [ __ ] is this yeah obviously they sure maybe they had to do it i can understand nah what the [ __ ] am i missing something here i probably don't know enough historical context well what we should move on oj simpson got my second shot go get yours a literal murderer got his vaccine before my elderly elderly grandmother what a world did your grandma rush for two thousand yards in a single season let's see everybody what are your grandma done [Laughter] cursed old door age 150 to 200 gender unknown mood fear what the [ __ ] if this dude knows how the the top of an old door let him go that's an old door i gotta i gotta say man fear the striking fear in his eyes my god he knows what's about to happen imagine waking in the woods and then you hear hey vsauce michael here how fast can you run michael v says no i wonder if she farted would the holes make a flute sound probably let's get real here what is the disturbing fact you wish you could unlearn oh god here we go tumors can grow teeth i would prefer to call them children but okay no way teratoma is a rare type of tumor that can contain fully developed tissues and organs including hair teeth ah they can grow in your balls ah get them out i store my p there oh unlearn it unlearn it now unlearn it now we forget about this this never happened let's talk about something else uh anyway uh damn it it's in there damn it don't google terra toma for the love of god do not i'm serious it's not even funny you will not like it i don't know what i was expecting moving on forget it forget it delete from memory delete from brain delete it delete it now delete it oh god it's all i see it's burning my retina i'm i'm taking out my eyes why oh god why god why oh god oh i'm sorry seif that you had to see that as well i'll give you a heads up on that one my sex life my gaming life i can't look at anything anymore my playing mostly single player mostly an animal companion is great okay sex joke okay i spent years searching for happiness but eventually i gave up because i realize happiness isn't something you find it's something you build when you realize it's not the sun in the final panel it's not the sun it's [Music] [Laughter] okay that's kind of cute what is in a disturbing fact you wish you could unlearn oh boy i'll i'll take any other fact to distract me what i just learned my mom told me i have my grandma's nipples well give them back that's i see this this is great why would you why would your mom say that that's [ __ ] up dude idea for new skins oh valerian please that's amazing [Laughter] careful though some players might use it for some other purpose please specify i think i've seen an anime about this louis vuitton is selling an airplane shaped handbag for 39 000 i'm not reading the curse comment i'm just interested in this bag you can use lime glazed terracotta to make a celtic knot design that's kind of cool let's see someone ruin it there's a certain other pattern here today i discovered my husband has me in his phone as jennifer wardman could be worse one of my identical twins has the other twin in his phone as spare parts hey that's a good joke long ago a wolf explained to his son eat a man and you'd be fed for a day whimper and roll over and play dead and he'll feed you for a lifetime and the next day the wolf woke up to find his boss missing oh poor pup come on this is jerry baldo from brazil he may look scary but he's one of the nicest birds i know big bird i'm sorry but jerry balder looks like he sells orphans jerry baldo no who made these and why black widow was scheduled to drop in theaters exactly three months from today black would have dropped in theaters two years ago no no i love how pikachu is so happy he has the power to literally kill everyone in the hot spring scientists say that if a giant asteroid hasn't hadn't killed off all the dinosaurs intelligent dinosaurs might have evolved in humanity's place imagine a velociraptor opening and only fancy stop what we missed out on oh no one comment and they [ __ ] us all from only fans velociraptors this is dumb reply to this tweet in the next hour and we might slide in your dms with a surprise no one wants to see your dick spotify get out of here an estimated four percent of the internet is porn it's all porn if you had them okay all right okay okay this about i did survive all of this this entire video i disa violate i hated it i i'm only i only did this to show what's wrong with the world i did i don't know help me i'll never do this again bye bye

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,348,935

Rating: 4.9707284 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: XrtAB799STE

Length: 11min 33sec (693 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 18 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/kalkinzin]

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[u/RIPtheblackmamba]

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