Can You Flush A Chocolate Cake Down A Toilet?

I have a question for you or like a flavor I guess it's a favor um I was wondering if maybe like this Friday um I could come over with a film crew and try to flush a chocolate cake down your toilet about a year ago I got into a debate with the writers could you flush an entire chocolate cake down a toilet how many flushes would it take some thought it would clog right away I was an optimist I still AM but at some point I couldn't let it go I had to know the truth how many flushes would it take to flush an entire chocolate cake down the toilet slice a cake here yeah I think the cake will not go down I've clogged a normal toilet with just poop like the nuns a week the cake is gonna plug the hole and then when you flush water is just gonna go on top of the cake it's gonna sit on top of the cake based on your prediction it's when do you get the brown under the water skin we've skid marks yes good work hey skipper excites when it gets to the point that's flush enough that if you were in a public restroom you can be good that's fine yeah yeah I'm gonna say one flush just because like I'm an optimist in like wouldn't that be [ __ ] love it yeah how satisfying would be to just watch it just gets sucked up I want to say like five I think we're both on the same page that it's three three I'm gonna say eight okay we should not tell them what it's for they should just be making it than be like thank you so much we can't we do flushes oh there it is where we're going we don't need rocks walks you do not think this king is going down the toilet I do not think the king is going to go down parts of it like what is meeting you to that conclusion the density of the cake and just knowing how easily toilets can be clogged I like that thing over there yeah it's just like going on its own it looks like Harry Potter it struck me that the writers were so far apart in their estimates the only thing everyone agreed on was that this documentary was a complete waste of time and money and cake but my boss already said yes so I didn't care so in terms of toilet how does this one stack up this like super average or yeah it's up its average it doesn't have a power assist like there's toilets that have power system do you think that's whether the power sister get that chocolate cake in one flash let me tell you think it's good to go I think it's skinny goes my the cluster there should be the hugest [ __ ] what are you gonna stand you on this side it's like an offering for as much let's go down a little bit I saw a little bit I don't know hello this is this should be the happiest time of my life no I agree you know what before I thought that the worst-case scenario was the toilet overflowing but at least then something will happen I think the worst case scenario is that like nothing happens the plumber plunges it it does and no one [ __ ] cares number five all right this is my chance to win it's the same thing the last five flushes oh it's not new to Heidi she isn't gonna go down the cake wasn't going down but my dreams were Adam wasn't the only one who thought it wouldn't work earlier that day I met with a physicist at Caltech we're going to talk to a scientist I'm hoping that she sits me down and she's like ah yes the classic cake flush equation I am surrounded by geniuses and I'm gonna show up wearing a bright purple backpack and ask someone about chocolate cake so hi mom and dad good work on squirting this one out said I would divide a problem into three parts I look at the cake itself so I asked the variables associated with the cake okay then I was sigh okay what's your water pressure then the third issue goes down to the toilet and plumbing so it doesn't really run very high pressure water straight as something that's a little harder to break things apart is this the weirdest thing that anyone has ever asked you to lend your scientific brain to oh yeah I was yeah we had the stats but it wasn't enough to make a full estimate since she's a scientist and a person of principle she didn't want to make hasty assumptions like I repeatedly asked her to she didn't seem optimistic though no one did I wanna see right now I'm like right at throw in the towel I'm that weak of spirit there's two things one I'm not going to get to see you cake flows down the toilet too Adam is right and I don't know which one I hate more this is really weird to save I'm really glad you guys are here serious movie well it's gonna go down oh my god doesn't have the gate there is such a critical I wonder if I'm not gonna like Inc after this huh what's the lesson here what's the takeaway even though there's been seven flushes and nothing's happening you want to give up that that next flush yeah and it just all starts going down cuz you never know what flush would be the one that breaks through that the critical flood medical class that proved it it wasn't all just a waste of time well it was but at least it was a successful waste of time yeah oh I'm such a fool please accept my humblest apologies it's very exciting no you're sarcastic but it still feels good now I know when times are tough and it seems like all is lost there's still hope you never know when the critical flush is going to come because it will come and when it does it will be profoundly beautiful if you liked that video click here to subscribe click here to see more videos or just leave a comment below about how my producer didn't tell me not to wear green for a green screen hi mad

Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 2,809,956

Rating: 4.7053361 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, cake, chocolate, flush, toilet, toilet humor, funny, sketch, comedy, mini, documentary, mini doc, mockumentary, Serial podcast, serial, mystery, reporter, investigation, Emily Axford, internet, humor, chocolate cake, how to, bet, office, bathroom

Id: -whLdHYgPwA

Length: 7min 9sec (429 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/LeDankMemester]

I would say this is extremely naddpod related

[u/Wozar]

That girl is a national treasure.

[u/icanhaznph]

No one gonna talk about the cinder block on her desk??

[u/fobpete769]

I did not know I NEEDED this video. Thank you!

[u/k3ttch]

It’s so cute seeing pre-couple Em and Murph.

[u/emperorclass-grilled]

Wow. What a feel good story. I can almost feel Brian falling more in love with every flush!

[u/jimbo-g]

I can believe they lower-decked that toilet with cake, disgraceful.

[u/gandalfsmagicgaydick]

Beautiful, pristine, determined, comedically satisfying... that toilet really is something else.

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Their sketches “My elf girlfriend” are on theme and hilarious.