Can I Survive AN IMPOSSIBLE START? (Project Zomboid Challenge)

welcome to project zomboid a survival game like no other the world is dead and the dead are alive and guess what they're trying to eat you everything can and will kill you from a poorly cooked chick into a minor graze you got from falling over a fence today i embarked on a journey with friends to see if we could survive the worst possible start in project zomboid the all and negative trade start where our character has every single negative trait possible say hello to terrible terry our hero for today's video terry is just like you or i in many ways excluding the fact that he is morbidly obese terrified of being outdoors clumsy cowardly hard of hearing a pacifist prone to illness tired all the time a chain smoker asthmatic unlucky conspicuous disorganized weak stomach illiterate feeble slow learner slow healer thin-skinned clumsy weak and out of shape but other than all of that he's just as much a hero as you or i on a quest to survive in this harsh zombie apocalypse do you even think he can do it there's only one way to find out but today we are of course joined by four friends who are all going through the same hellish existence as i we begin our journey scared naked and cold we are together and i know the only way to survive in this world is to establish dominance over my obese brethren and gain power by controlling the food supply so without further ado let's dive into this world make sure to grab a cup of yorkshire tea ready and if you feel especially fantastic like the video let's begin my name is negative man in all caps uh would anyone else care to introduce themselves i have a problem i am actual rabble i just spent the last five of my years of life streaming i'm terrible terry i've spent the last 14 years being a roblox youtuber and uh now the apocalypse has come my body is ready my body is a temple i am perfect in every way my name's gordon i've spent four years trying to be funny on the internet it hasn't gone very well yeah my name is jolly and i am naked with a bunch of dudes we have to designate roles who carries the food i will hold the food i think that's the most important task and if anyone comes to my food okay i will shiv them shiv them and i will not be upset are we allowed to wear clothes uh i think we have to of course we're not gonna be able to go outside okay we have about five articles of clothing i think we should divvy these up among us equally that seems like the only fair way to do this everyone took one item of clothing from this cabinet uh yes king left his clothing in here so we're gonna just divide it among us i will take the shorts uh i'll take a belt i'd like that oh this you're not not a lot of belt that's technology we don't know how belts work oh no i accidentally just ran into private life fell over on the sofa now i'm bleeding up my left hand oh my god i can't even walk in a straight line uh there's a load of food in this freezer is anyone spiff you want to grab that uh yeah i'll grab it into my belly okay how much is all of the meat oh the meat is heavy uh i think we need to go to the local food shop just up the road uh from here and get some food right okay so the goal will be to go next door everyone crouch while we go next door so as to not cause a ruckus i can just imagine five naked obese men crouching across the street terrified wherever they go uh careful we're gonna have to go solid snake across the street single file line everyone oh a car the car is unlocked and it has maps so i shall read the maps apparently even though i i can't read books i can read maps no problem you guys want to look at some pictures they're on the floor oh yeah we'll take turns on that and then we'll maybe get to eat an apple across the street i'm gonna start bulking in the corner wait i'm already bulky you're already already as bulky as could be why am i drinking milk oh god i can't stop myself i can't stop the calories this grapefruit weighs 1.5 what the hell is this this is the heaviest grapefruit in the universe it's grapefruit weighs as much as seven pork chops what the hell oh now my feet are bleeding please i need i need socks or shoes i just need some shoes please oh look there's a dead zombie over there that guy probably has shoes nope they're actually completely naked oh my god they're out on that oh there's one take his shoes all right all right we have so many more cats he was wearing [Music] there's enough hats on the floor there is a hat for each a person with an axe in the back of their head over there or is it a hammer it's an axe i'm going for it oh i just fell over a fence and dropped my hat the egg zombie is on its way does anyone want to help me with my valiant fight i'll come out i was just about to put some plastic in the oven now we can truly see my weapon you have my sword and my boat and my axe did we play rock paper scissors to see who gets it uh no i saw it and i brought it over here that is very much my axe now there there's a small horde just up the road from us which we definitely they can't even wield a spoon oh we got a lot oh watch out yeah but there's a backpack over there right give that to a a he saw it first another zombie by the way fellas cool no are you okay oh cool no cool you're a bit my friend come back here so i can look at you oh me yeah no no i'm good i literally saw it chomp you okay you just immediately enter a house and stop munching away yeah listen you see a stick of butter you don't pass that hook final stick yeah i'm going to need some food soon uh there's a lot of food in the uh do you want me to get some steaks cooking i'll get some steaks yeah i mean i've got a frypan there's a whole chicken leg on the table yes this is kind of like a post-apocalyptic version of the biggest loser don't you agree uh who will it's like survivor and the biggest loser combined in fact who will survive long enough to lose weight i've only been gaining i've got to be honest uh i don't i need to keep eating to maintain my ability to carry you know i love i love eating it's the only thing i'm good at to be honest i'm always going to eat that shrimp because no one else seems to want it i'll grab those patties on the fish is after all what we're uh what we're striving for here apparently i'm full to bursting i couldn't possibly eat a single solitary bite and yet i still keep eating shrimp how do we get into that storage area um because we're too fat to hop the fence keep that in mind we'll also try to hop the fence together go forward fat people climb i did it i did it right fat people can fly once we had ventured and scavenged something soon dawned upon me was we were five feeble and weak individuals the others around me seemed to grow tired and exhausted more easily they could carry less than i and couldn't even climb a fence i realized this was because i had been eating food to maintain my strength because by putting myself in a perpetual state of being well fed my power level was increased this is what separated me from those mortals the food was precious and with this knowledge i knew that i needed to maintain control of the supply and consequently the true power how did you get over it i just built different actually i think it's because i've eaten so much food my strength is is greater that's a good idea let me let me bulk up before we're going to try and climb back over yeah let's see yeah yeah oh my god we can just climb every fence you guys are terrible at climbing geez shut up all right you're making me depressed again i need to i need to be continuously intaking calories otherwise i'm not strong enough to carry anything that's the excuse itself [Laughter] i've cured my depression by eating mint candies it's impossible it's impossible i'm growing oh you guys are i'm 106. i've achieved increase in weight are you guys tired too i'm out of stamina it's almost like you guys haven't been eating four steaks a day to keep up your speed your life is gone i'm sorry but you guys are too weak too weak i can't handle the four steaks today don't understand my grind set is anyone still exhausted because now i'm starting to get hungry and there's only one vending machine where we're headed uh i'm heading away to the vending machine this started off very cooperative but now it is starting to get kind of competitive it's not competitive i just need more food than the rest of you guys it's not my fault help me help me my feet it's a girl oh crap okay here take those bandages from the ground no okay thank you oh wow no clothes we have butter for you hang on a minute yes please i don't have any food to share i need it i'm bulking for winter you're the only one who's put white i love it what do you mean well yeah it's not my fault you guys don't i had to pack on the pack are you carrying a sack of rice around with you cause that's what you do just full of potatoes i don't know what you wrote about you said carry the food for the tea but i'm carrying the food for the team yeah carrying the food for the tea not [ __ ] eat the food i'm keeping it inside myself to keep it warm and safe rod look behind you i have a gift you're behind me it's going to take me half an hour to unpack it from my duffel bag so just share your food and now you're showing your axe i'm doing it because i'm kind and generous not because i just found another one i don't mind taking screens no longer blind you'll take those scraps and you'll enjoy it how much fruit you got as well you don't want to know it's best if you don't how would you how about a tub of mustard for the for the good boy i don't do anything man i'm [ __ ] starving have this tub of mustard with your hand axe nurse can you not can you not open that whilst we was we're spending 40 minutes to move items yeah there we go wouldn't it be quick okay oh that's what we did i can't i don't trust him that was a really quick line that sounded like a really fast i'm fine the man just bandaged something he banned it i did not bandage anything okay then let me know then let us turn med space who needs help right here school king needs a quick investigation nothing going on here let me just wait a second i toggle into uh into murder mode come back here i know you're fit drop your food drop your food i knew i was right i knew it fix you oh he had cigarettes he was hoarding cigarettes [Laughter] he had a friendship bracelet oh god i gave him the friendship bracelet from before wow absolutely i'll i'll bury you i'll smoke a cigarette in your memory wait um i just realized i have the ticket to infinite food oh yes oh there's nothing up there get digging boy all right wait wait i don't want to just dig in a field one boy one boy spiff has now gone rogue if there's anything i did i did it for the family we're here to remember a man there's not much to say about him over that he left me all the cigarettes so just smoke one of these oh i think we're gonna need a deeper grave he was a big boy he was a really big boy why are you digging for worms over his grave that's incredibly rude use this rotted zombified corpse to harness worm power how do you think we're gonna live forever i wasn't planning for that long life i was just expecting to live until the food ran out with the tragic loss of our brethren what was such a freak accident involving a fire axe and the addition of a new friend tensions were of course high especially as our resources now dwindled food was very scarce for the others so much so in fact that lime went off to gather worms i could feel the others turning on me asking questions with their prying eyes like where does he get all of this fresh cake from and why has he not started sharing it with us luckily for me i had one friend brah unlike the others he was superior in every way and by that i mean he was british and so i trusted him like a brother i fed him gave him power so that he would survive longer than the others and so that he would remain loyal to me with food now being very scarce i felt our best chance was to leave the group together in the car and secure a food supply elsewhere look at the microwave you can have it you can have it oh a microwave it's in i i i busted my butt to get these some clothes i'm going to uh stay clear of the worms you guys can eat the worms but i'm okay without them oh food of the gods grab some worms oh one english friend oh no i told you he did something to him because he was evil and british [Laughter] out the door i'm running i'm running rar might have some stuff on his body though oh i had loads of stuff i had loads of nails uh he didn't have any food on his body so he's not that valuable but he did have a hammer um i'm sorry oh i was holding it for the last minute just in case we ran out oh my god a water bottle how did you get a cake just pulled it out my ass you're eating my ass cake rav was now dead the nurse was bitten and it was a secret only i knew perhaps i could leverage that to get food off of her nonetheless we'd gotten everything we could need from the lumber yard and it was time for us to go fishing but not before a quick stop off for some food map or no map do we want to get lost uh weird no we're not gonna get lost okay yeah yeah where are you going uh we're going to the west point cabins we even got headlights wow look at this premium and if we need more fuel it's in the boot is this a smoking or a non-smoking car too late it's a smoking car now a cd of bible readings thank you so much for the trip you know i do find it funny how like this car is obviously like revving its engine as fast as possible we're going like 10 miles an hour i mean like sunday driving means you drive in the lowest gear possible with your foot on the floor permanently that's how you do it the best i can do is a snake actually i don't want to say that i have that never mind sticking butter this man has a stick of butter no no no no as a nurse like severely like on your way i'm you know a cool 61 oh my god 61 i'm almost twice your weight uh there's a lot of zombies coming over from the right or left so you just have to be faster than them so i feel great just grab all the food off the tables grab the food off the tip go go go go go get the burgers oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just quickly eating this grapefruit give me a second my god you guys need to hurry up oh my god again you made me fall over you bastard what was that someone get chomped again that was a noise no no no no i'm good i'm good i'm good i get in the car again okay we need to leave we need to leave get in the car it looks like you're all three of you are going to die yeah we're all good okay yeah if we're going to die caa no no sorry i didn't mean i'll give you all my food we've made it this is ours it's our destination this is oh that's old oh i've never been here wait a minute this is the place that i thought you were talking about we got a lure of them over yeah just one by one okay there's three coming for us right now we just let them do their thing you know oh that's an idea i just realized once we get level one strength we'll be able to carry like two more pounds a man can only dream right i realize i'm being weighed down by the crushing weight of friendship oh okay oh no no no no that's not good that's not good that's not good you guys might want to uh oh there's another one wow that's enough yeah we might need a skedaddle good good good yeah just let's run back a bit and then try and lose a few this guy has a gun that's our first gun that's mine oh my god this house is filled with police and criminals what yeah it's full of police why do all the prisoners have oh my god there's so many yeah we want to back up get out of the house prisoners have the same idea we did these people must have been in trouble with the law there's a holster over here does anyone have anything that could be holstered a shotgun that would weigh me down i'm sure that would work oh wait are these people so rich they don't want tvs because i don't see any tv yeah they just listen to cds with philosophical quotes they don't nod and agree with them like yeah that sounds like the dream uh lime i just want to let you know in case you didn't know because pretty much everyone else knows but nurse actually got bit at the uh i know i know i'm just kidding okay cool we're just we're just not addressing the elephant in the room here i don't know what you're talking about all right let's go back to watching this show yeah yeah we're off to the fish authentic british cuisine oh gravy biscuit and gravy menu bottom loose iced tea no thank you take some drugs real quick how close are you to actual zombification we still got like a full day right yeah yeah let's say that it's constantly popping who got scratched yes can we at least go fishing before this yeah let's go fishing let's go fishing let's go check out the woodland shack because there might actually be a fishing rod out there i don't need a fishing rod we just need a stick this would be a great time to kill everyone if someone were trying it would be a shame if that were to happen i literally can't even see anyone this is amazing just hugged ashore just hugged ashore hug the shore okay would it would it be wild if we just killed each other what a wild idea that does i'm just resting interesting okay would you like a would you like a lollipop before you die sure yes my last meal yeah it's come to my attention that you could die at any moment and i don't want to be the person who gets bit let me turn around yeah i think it's best if you look into the water okay uh do you guys want to be here come up to the water just above the cabin we're gonna scatter we're gonna scatter your ashes across across the water gonna be kind of pulverized in the process time for your farewell roses of red violets are blue i'm glad that i could be friends with you god why no no inhuman no oh my that's that's more well that's it uh anyone's gotta something they could swing oh that'll do very vodka oh why did i have to do it oh jesus uh nurses will don't get bit or people will kill you take my drugs uh you know those are good words to live by to be honest all right let's gather around the campfire i'm gonna sit here we still you know have fishing on our minds as it's a dream it's a dream that perhaps one day we'll get there the three of us uh was six of us but now just three we're no longer nude our lives have clearly improved by quite a lot uh what was your favorite part of the adventure let's go around i really like digging for worms that was really fun i liked putting our friends down when their time would come and i i personally enjoyed reading all of the literature that came out of this uh endeavor now we have to of course finish finish it with a good little bit of exercise let's squat [Music] and there we have it we survived we found safety shelter and an endless supply of food in the form of fish we'd lost friends along the way all to tragic accidents that i can't be blamed for but all that matters as the terrible terry did survive the apocalypse do you think you could survive the apocalypse if you were in terry's position do you have what it takes to make the split-second decision to murder your friends at any moment's notice just because they looked the wrong way at your packet of cheerios this is the true grit you need to survive the zombie apocalypse if you genuinely think you could survive the zombie apocalypse go to the comment section and explain to me how you'd be able to do it because in reality just like terry you need to do terrible things anyway thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed our glorious adventure and want to see more like it then be sure to give the video a like and do consider subscribing for more and why not take a look at the channels of the lovely people involved in this video and as always a massive thank you to each and every one of our lovely youtube channel members and patrons who make these videos all the more possible seriously thank you very much you lovely people and if you're sat there wondering what video you'd like to watch next look no further than this one on screen now hand chosen by myself to be absolutely perfect for you anyway i'll see each and every one of you in the next one have a lovely day and goodbye for now

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 1,017,664

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Id: Beh2OG96Wj4

Length: 24min 18sec (1458 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 11 2022

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