Can I Beat Baldur's Gate 3 With no Companions? Tactician, Act 1

balers Gate 3 lets you turn down every single companion so I wondered can I beat the game solo on tactician no assistance no romance just cold and alone at camp with three extra bed rolls for some reason and no not for Withers unless I decided on a true Rogue run murder hobo virtuoso what can I say I just love killing evil and manipulative and unafraid of the consequences the Run started with me deciding on my character I went with manly MC rogish hoping that by embodying the Lone Wolf I would somehow manifest it in my soon to be masochistically painful run sadly I can tell you it did not help at all here are the rules I cannot use a companion for combat unless it is a major story event and that to prove that I can do this I will do both sides of every main story Miss Mission I will fight every boss and I will do the majority of the campaign after playing dress up and making my dream girl no I am not Romancing her she is too perfect so wake up in a pod look at tadpole aquarium loot loot I had forgotten at this point the part of this run I was most dreading good night my sweet prince so anyway I walk out Lazelle does a sick flip and my first hiccup you cannot turn Lazelle down here and before realizing that I fought with her so I restarted pod pool loot commit a murder of passion against my baby Billy the brain sick flip and at the start of the fight shoot lizelle in the back it was her fault she should have never trusted someone so ruggedly roguishly handsome she all but asked for a lesson in trust kill some lawn ornaments proceed oh look it's the goth girlfriend all the basic boys are sing for locked up like all her fans wanted so I let her out release her of this Mortal coil and send her to her her goddess altruistic if you ask me after attempting to secure the package finding out it's still bound on the ship I move on to the final room of the prologue octoboy tells me to play with the tentacles not his and so I ignore the BDSM Entourage drink some meth and Sprint straight to the tentacle Table after being saved from becoming a stain in the dirt by my dream girl I collect myself and find my first surprise of the Run apparently if you kill shadowart and Lazelle on the ship their corpses conveniently flop on the ground near you in the wreckage nice thwarted in my attempt to put the corpses in my Camp by my wimpy noodle arms I continue on a kill Aion with a stray crossbow bolt while hunting a nearby boar a hunting accident I swear curb stom an octo guy and take his hand he won't make it I swear get to my first real section of combat and yeah this is going to be a really cheesy run my God play a game of crossbow hide-and-seek with some looters drop the beat realize I'm going to get gang banged in this room fake a voice kill five people for some cheese trust me I'm going to need this cheese later I'm not even to the settlement and I have had to save scum so hard already so flash fry and skewer some grave robbers pull all the weapons off some corpses for no reason I swear sit in some smoke and watch unarmed skeletons stand still for some reason seriously for some reason this skeleton cast smoke over me and they all just stood around release peaw Withers from his Dusty tomb for reference before I move on to the settlement I might be going over this quickly but it took me nearly an hour to kill all the bandits in the first area so my ass is already sweating watch this guy go ask zor to let down his hair and stand back while the Goblins kill everyone here so that I don't have to dirty my hands with the blade of Frontiers for some reason zor is like great fighting bro even though I killed one Goblin and let them do the rest but all right blood where's my coin watch a siblings quarrel from awkwardly close and head off to watch an execution kill some goblins with really bad spatial awareness I mean seriously they kind of just stood there while I essentially teab bagged while shooting a crossbow at them repeatedly then forget about the statues and do it all over again this is riveting head back to the druid settlement perpetuate misinformation sell some [ __ ] prevent the murder of a child get threatened over a tiny chance of turning into a cthulu brain eaing tentacle monster steal a tadpole snack for later pretend to listen to the snake lady talk about snakes and head on out for some casual Goblin murder on my way to introduce the back of some Goblin skulls to my crossbow bolts I encounter some religious Fanatics and convince them to fight a bear the size of an elephant what when they walk off I casually tear a worm out of a dead man's skull with my mind and put it in my pocket e teabag and shoot the owl bear while ignoring the dying whales of the people I may or may not have convinced to head to their deaths you can't prove anything in court I'm innocent see my hands are clean that was Bandits I promise after felling a feathered Fiend I watch as its cub digs in for a fresh meal a so cute on my journey towards the goblin Camp I find goblins after flashing my Amazon Prime ordered true Soul badge I convince them not to waste 1 to two hours of my time saves coming to beat them talk to The Three Stooges convince the world's wisest ogre to give me his horn find a wishing well toss in a coin and wish for teleporting spiders my wish came true I show my appreciation for this gift from God by committing genocide against some endangered spiders seriously I never saw any more of these spiders throughout the rest of the game so I mean it very much much might have been genocide and murdering the queen with my patented teabag and bolt just to give you an idea as to how bad this was this is all of my deaths in this room this has been the worst part so far I get the feeling I'm going to be saying this a lot during this run wait do you guys hear that scream and a success even I'm not that much of a monster I won't get in the middle of love it has nothing to do with the fact that I can't sneak into this fight I swear pull the sword from the stone does this make me King watch as a narcissistic devil wannabe puts on a performance but at least he said the thing are you not entertained gaze longingly at the feast behind me before being kicked out of hell wait no please I'm so hungry damn bathe in the blood and vitera of some weird hyenas ma yo there's a straight cat outside before I get back to the mediocre comedy let it be said this fight went far better than I thought it would it's normally pretty rough since at this point they all have two attacks and you only have one but I kind of just managed to pick them off one by one don't worry it still took like an hour until it was just me and big bad Lyn but yeah I just ran in circles and shot him easy ass acquire the beholder in a bottle and cut off all the hyena ears like a [ __ ] weirdo I really need my meth man I haven't had any in so long and I got the shakes and there's no fantasy methodone also what is with all these people who were killed holding like five 5 lb of just sausage in their bag like can you imagine just the smell of a weak old room temp sausage following their asses around actually no wonder They're All Dead take a detour to grab a new hood ornament but opt to trade it in for store credit okay so quick fact I learned apparently if you leave Gail's corpse lying around after ignoring his Phantom he uh just ends the game nice sadistic touch larion I approve so after trading in ahead for store credit finally Mak it to the goblin Camp I did that on purpose I swear use my face tap powers to get in have a few brews with the boys while I watch a shitty Bard get my foot licked by a filthy casual and save the goblins from the owl bear cub a so cute walk through the front door like I own the place boy uh yeah I know the the person in charge I swear yeah the D the drow yeah yeah no they asked for me personally swear on meum pH look girl I'm not into goblins or being branded yeah yeah sure you can help me with the friendly neighborhood headworn groupes buy some [ __ ] from a filthy disgusting slaver I will kill you later I promise even I have standards walk in on the squid Whisperer trying to dance a corpse back to life reveal truth to the absolute for absolute oh [ __ ] it actually worked uh no I yeah no I I couldn't have been there I'm with you yeah trust me we've known each other for what 30 seconds have I ever done you wrong thanks bro I'm going to kill you along with the slavers talk to Dr mommy yes no I don't know where the camp is sure I'll torture a dude I got you girl take a detour on my way to a little casual torture to let a friendly bear loose on some goblins holy [ __ ] the bear turned into a human I said holy [ __ ] the bear Turned there we go Jesus can't believe I wasted some of the good stuff on this pillage a meat crate meat crate take a government mandated break I did this for the permanent buff since I'll need all the help I can get but I feel a little violated thank you accidentally let the prisoner go whoops and head to camp for the weirdest wet dream I've ever had say hello to my stunningly beautiful dream girl tell her she's [Music] gorgeous living with a bear cram my brain full of the world's weirdest performance-enhancing drug what the girl in my dreams told me to do it I even hear her when I'm awake now that won't work I can tell this is healthy Behavior especially considering that the only things in my Camp are a Walking Corpse and a murderous albear Cub a so cute oh and also now a chest full of explosives I'm probably not on any list I seem totally well adjusted and healthy maybe I should collect the corpses of all the dead Companions and put them in the chest too nah too much time unless thoroughly enjoy myself killing some filthy slavers and begin teabagging my way through the goblin Camp one Goblin at a time on a real note thank God for the rafters here I would not have been able to do this section with relative ease if I couldn't lure the goblin so well break up the monotony of teabagging with a little casual ual vandalism and break into my new collection of explosives for Mr Squid whisperer no no don't worry about it dude these barrels of Highly volatile explosives are for redecorating I just wanted to spice up your throne we've met what twice have I ever done you wrong do the squid whisper very wrong and take a gander at this amazing loot pile shiny sell out the Grove for a chance at that drowsy I will regret this later post Grove Clarity before I rest to begin the invasion of the Grove I wanted to see if I could get the teelings to leave so I wouldn't have to commit war crimes and instead kill a bunch of shape-shifting hippies but alas it turns out if you tell them to leave early zor is like Over My Dead Body so I guess it will be over your dead body just later wow what a speech shame I'm going to literally stab you in the back watch as an ogre takes up football and make my way over to commit absolutely terrible war crimes on a real note this is the reason I had never finished an evil run before slaughtering the innocent teelings literally cowering in fear is just horrifyingly evil so where was I ah war crimes before moving on to the hippies this should be easy I said this should be there we go finally so head back and report to the most literal interpretation of violently horny that I have ever seen and have a weird mind flirting session can you imagine if the average dude could do this to a woman it would be disastrous Never Should this level of violation ever be attainable so I know that I just got back from a goblin rager you know having some bruise with the gobby boys but it's time for a war crimes party screw the Geneva Convention I've got headworn cost at all get knee deep in that dry wussy this scene is like straight up porn by the way really wasn't expecting that after having seen some of the other scenes makes them look tame except the bear he's free range apparently slung dong so good that she tried to stab me in my sleep definitely because I did well in bed yeah I was going to move straight onto the mountains but I realized that I was kind of weak and pathetic at level four so I figured I'd take a detour to the beautiful Wetland to the South have a runin with some vagabonds harassing a sweet old lady and side with them yeah that's right oh your sister's gone I don't know figure it out yourselves anyway find the ugliest sheep I've ever seen and talk to beist Van H heling he has no idea I already killed aerion wonder what would happen if I brought him the body might try this later so I find the sweet old lady again forcing her granddaughter to eat like a pig for the slaughter oh you can help me yeah no that's my favorite eye I also happen to like this tadpole I get lonely without it have you ever met Withers hardly a conversationalist so I shoot her in the back and chase her into the basement which I very much regret a lot oh you can see the future so cool sucks her batshit crazy everyone in this room is stupid I would never make a deal with a hag so I drank some liquid Jordans and leap my way down to fight the hag let it be said this boss fight was like pulling teeth I fought her for way longer than I care to admit so I saved the dumbass into distress fat lot of help you were and proceed to die a lot this fight sucks solo not only did I need to use meth three times s I'm also not ashamed to admit I save scummed harder than I have ever in my entire life so after killing her Illusions as fast as possible I ran in a circle missing crossbow shots again and again until finally she summoned more Shadow clones it's like fighting Naruto with saggy tits and grass for [Music] hair then I discovered her biggest weakness a closed door if I don't sneak she just St stands there so I fod her like one of those Scooby-Doo montages yeah that's right I'm the best shot on this side of fyon I said I'm the best shot on this side there we go finally I have green Naruto begging for mercy you want to still take the girl n my uh whole posy is waiting outside to help yeah no they just took a while to get here a long while yeah give me some of that permanent buff wait you're telling me that eating a piece of your scalp will make me faster all right Bottoms Up get bitched at for saving the dumbass into distress and then revive her dead husband see I'm not a terrible guy sure I killed all those innocent people but I won't get between love oh uh but this always works in Disney movies well I guess have fun with your husband so now that I have a bottle of steroids I take a swig and use my new found strength to collect all the bodies of my dead companions in like a respectful way all except will he's just gone for some reason tried bringing aeran to Van heling light but apparently he is not only blind but unwilling to accept a human corpse in the trade window grow up this is late stage capitalism bro accept the corpse it's just part of doing business I'm still not quite ready to move on so I take a detour to the north visiting a quaint little burning town she has no idea I killed like 50 refugees huh wait till she finds out and head on down to the black market yeah I'm one of you bro de so uh don't blow up one of those barrels oh you're just going to give me the key like that thanks so why is it not an option to flash the same hand signal with this lady I don't get it whatever yeah sure I'll do a mission for you oh yeah I already opened that package so uh yeah sure I'll find it definitely steal a few High explosives for later buy a personal artist and watch the funniest thing I've ever seen in this game what the [ __ ] was the point of that bro so I introduce his remaining friends to Ye Old teabag and dash climb through an invisible wall that I definitely knew was there when I started this run and head on down to mushroom Town ooh pretty can't wait to sew the seeds of Chaos throughout this entire area stand on a Ledge and watch the minotaurs just stand there you guys aren't the brightest are you wow really lost the genetic Lottery there my friends role playay an English Monarch and head on over to the murder gate ooh scary murder gate destroy a likely Priceless and ancient glowing crystal with absolutely zero remorse and shoot some ominous Stone figures for absolutely no reason at all he gets it's hideous introduce big eye guy to a dose of teabag and bolt then tell this outof touch drought it isn't Thursday take his Crystal and stare at it to no avail pretending like I don't already know where the forge is take a quick detour and unwind with a nice tower defense game recite some poetry with chat GPT turn the poem into a tragedy and then head on over to meet some Shuman considering that they can supposedly read my mind I can only imagine how they were fooled into thinking I won't wipe them all out later like I have murdered and pillaged surely it's going through my mind at least a little or is it more concerning If It Isn't So introduce myself to some future victims and ah squid oh wait he's chill too bad I'm not you better prepare those cheeks squiddums cuz Daddy's going to ruin you later in like the least sexual way possible I promise save some poor schmuck who couldn't handle a little lethal poison and make the easiest promise of this entire run yeah bro you want me to murder and an entire swath of filthy slavers you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this moment just for that I'll murder all of you guys after them huh no I didn't say anything promise save the Biber boy from some Biber boom and murder a crazy cat lady and her massive feathered Scythe cats big rock dog came by to say hi during this fight hey boy bye then I teach Rock Pooch a lesson about running away during a fight I would never do that ever casually dig up a grave ah murdering slavers makes my day and these are only the first of many run a conga line of corpses and take a casual boat ride through the most objectively terrifying body of water in existence resist the temptation to outright murder this guy on my boat I want to push him so bad make some fake friends spoiler alert they're all fake and teach this guy a history lesson what I'm a man of culture ulture plan a casual coup slap an eye and resist the temptation to commit a murder suicide when this [ __ ] makes someone put on her shoes for her murder some animal abusers and realize that instead of doing the whole puzzle for getting to the forge I can just jump here kill some skeletons wow look at that Forge can I even make anything I would use with this thing do know but I'm a masochist so I'm going to at least try to kill this lava Knight dude but before I do got to pay a visit to the chuckle necklace yeah keep laughing bro see what happens what you thought Spirits were safe they are that guy's just annoying and fight the first thing I gave up on killing this run I just can't get him out of the lava without getting absolutely clapped which is a great look for the next fight huh actually never mind I just used the arrows that make it so he can't heal and easy now I'm much more confident about the next fight I should not have been confident about this fight thank God I realized I could shoot the levers with arrows to activate them because otherwise this would have been impossible I had to use more meth and ALS also blood what ever potion I try not to think too hard about what's in that one just to be able to survive long enough to forge this metal armor into a corpse ah sweet sweet Scimitar that I now realize I can't use [ __ ] so after that tremendous waste of time seriously like almost 2 hours I get started on purging some filthy slavers tell this gnome I just love killing walk in on this follow me into L's hairy Embrace weirdest sermon I've ever seen and blow up some rocks with the [ __ ] normal bombs these guys all have lazy [ __ ] see this is how dumb slavers are deal with this insufferable prick and successfully perform a coup all right so that's me being done with the slavers time to move on to some mushroom murder oh you thought I would be happy with that no I felt like I was cheating so yeah boy I went back and killed them all one by one can you imagine being near here getting blown out of the Rock and there's a single dude standing there and I guess these two people who stayed invisible the whole time and for some reason all fought each other guys I'm flattered but it doesn't matter if you help me I'm still going to murder you it's nothing personal I just love murder rumag through n's body and you're telling me I did all of this for a broken lamp and the loot I already have a look at the owl bear he's still new to murder but I'm here to nurture him into that role it's my calling but I got to make sure I get scratched too he needs a friend tell the chunkiest mushroom in Camp that I've already killed the slavers and get proposed another coup all right bro rise up but stay in Camp I can't have you help me kite some mushrooms and try as hard as I can to keep this guy alive to get the quest rewards and give up at the end because I was going to kill him anyway kill the people who just stood around and watched and bask in the Glory of everything being dead in the underd dark well before I head off into Act 2 I just want to check and make sure I murdered everyone oh yeah those early goblins dead that one praying chick in the burning town really doing her a favor ending her suffering you know and the gith yane at the mountain pass entrance let's go ahead and there we go all right let's head to the lift wait how did I miss you oh that's how wait you didn't think I was done did you no I've got more killing to do I might have bent the rules a little bit but I ain't going that far before I make my way over there there's something I wanted to look at originally when I was starting this run I wanted to do a multiclass ranger so I'm going to resp now changing to five levels of Ranger with two Rogue was so much better gloomstalker gives me a free attack at the start of each combat two attacks per action some sneak related spells and a way better sneak like look at this bro is breathing on me and is like where did he go so after thanking Withers profusely I make my way into the mountain Mountain Pass tell this lady I'll get a hold of a special egg for her morning omelets and make my way over to the gith Yankee watch this halfling get dunked on enact a fatal abolition kill some 100 odd year-old Majestic Birds just cuz wander into the front door of a secret base and face no consequences take a nap in the bug chair have some nightmares and let out my anger on the entire base tell this lady no no I work for you well covered in the blood of her closest family show her it was a mistake to trust me and make my way over to the end of this area tell this guy to pray to his God before I dunk on him and his hive mind before meeting his god wow I meant the pray thing more figuratively she tells me she likes my killing thanks it's an art tell her to solve her own problems and get smited smot smut no that's something else go back and lie through my teeth about killing whoever's in there take a magic school bus ride into the PowerHouse of The Relic no I didn't come here to kill you I just wanted to see you again yeah no you're good Bo I'mma head out though yeah see you I'm going to start act two as soon as I finish making this video so subscribe if you want to see the rest all right thanks for [Music] watching

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Length: 25min 21sec (1521 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 17 2024