How to Beat Dark Souls 2 in 0 Boss

[Music] no no I'm I'm still not feeling it I want this achievement to have meant something it has to be a true reward for Valiant effort I want to see some hustle Stanley I want to see commitment a willingness to go all the way no matter what the cost okay from the top this is the story of a man named Stanley Stanley sat at his desk all day and he pushed buttons on a keyboard orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push how long to push them and in what order Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in as though he had been made EXA [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] St [Music] [Music] look stany I think perhaps we've gotten off on the wrong foot here I'm not your enemy really I'm not I realize that investing your trust in someone else can be difficult but the when St wait wait what what wait what was happening [Applause] what really did you do it purely to spite [Music] me be of the curse seek misery bre that I it I it again again again again I I it again again again again I it [Music] I but in his eagerness to prove that he is in control of the story and no one gets to tell him what to do Stanley Le from the platform and plunged to his death good job Standley everyone thinks you are very powerful this is the story of a man named Stanley look at him there pushing buttons doing exactly what he's told to do now he's pushing a button now he's going home Stanley stood for a long time in one spot it's part of a game he likes to see how long he can go without dying so far he's doing excellent now he's coming back to work let's observe the genius at [Music] work Stanley was so bad at the game that he couldn't even do a Critical Strike properly you see can he just not hear me this is the story of a man named Stanley Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid he seems to think I have nothing better to do with my time than to sit around and describe every fascinating little detail of his inability to do anything also Stan is addicted to drugs and hookers have we really been doing this for over 3 and 1/2 hours goodness how time flies wouldn't you say it's flown oh no you you don't have to answer that I understand you're quite busy just just keep at it almost there although I find it hard not to believe you're simply running a program to click the button over and over automatically which kind of ruins the point of the game don't you think remember back in October of 2013 when the game originally launched back then video games had Integrity back then it all meant something oh the waste nine out of 10 don't you get it Stanley the game was perfect it didn't need anything else it didn't need new content all they had to do was transport it in pristine condition along to the PlayStation boom done and they couldn't even do that couldn't resist the urge to go meddling with a beloved wait [Music] what [Music] all right fine go ahead Stanley you want to know so badly what's out there you want to find out what lies at the end of this road you chosen world don't let me stop you [Music] oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no not again I won't be part of this I'm not going to encourage you I'm not going to say anything at all please take your [Music] time [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] did someone forget to pick up the bonfire [Applause] aesthetic or should I say did someone forget to create their character [Music] bearer of the curtain [Music] let [Music] huh [Music] n [Music] this is the story of a man named Stanley Stanley was a quirked up white boy and he was goated with the [Music] source huh [Music] what [Music] [Music] no no no no no no no no no this isn't rator you're not supposed to be here yet this is all a [Music] spoiler [Music] and in the end it was all for nothing my entire game is destroyed it was the only thing in the world that was mine and youve run it into the ground was it worth ruining the entire story I written out specifically for you do not think I put a lot of time into the that because I did why for what what did you get out of that what did you think was so special about seeing the game undone did you think that would be funny you just had to see if you just gone through the door on the left you would have seen it there was a whole underground facility you would have destroyed it and been Victorious it would have been so perfect I worked so hard on it I tried so hard to make [Music] a [Music] [Music] go [Music] oh I'll say it this is the worst Adventure I've ever been [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] on [Music] oh

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Published: Mon Apr 01 2024