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guess what I'm holding behind my back before we begin what are the parameters of the guessing game how many guesses do I get is there a time forget it you ruin everything it's the police code and ethics manual chapter 4 page 83 you should not have told me I never would have guessed it now I won I got the results on that feces it's human but it's not all human you're not Dr gastner we are not can you give us a sec sure real quick what was the other it's dog and bear wow why really be into that feces puzzle the next event will be keep your cover contestants must craft an undercover Persona and talk to as many police officers as you can before being recognized pregnant nice means you had sex damn right I did and I forgot my birth control yeah nope the sound was more of a oh how goes the crinkle hunt I say you're not just wasting time you're also wasting tin it was only one piece okay it was a ton of 10 I'm pretty sure it's a guy eating a sandwich I'll prove it to you I'm not buying you any more sandwiches Scully doing this for us guys we can't fight that's what the horn dog wants we're getting close we just need to keep testing more things oh that's a good idea have you tried a piece of paper is that your crinkle oh maybe oh maybe it's just bags of coffee beans all right sir I think you've made your point my point oh I'm just trying to have fun by wasting time oh maybe it's this crinkly crinkly yogurt Terry heard a crinkle hold heard a crinkle too so suddenly it's not a waste of time not a waste of time if we win call the horn dog okay this is the boiled decision-making manual one of these sections will help you with choosing your partner here we go what do you prefer eyes or butt brains or body brains uh sorry nope that's for deciding lunch horrifying up I found the romance section now first I will need the names of the two people choosing between I will not be telling you any information about them no problem we can work with that I will just call them by their initials N I will call them couscous and quinan whatever okay now for this to work right you need to answer these questions without thinking who makes you laugh more who has softer lips C the new CCT Sol is in town you have the two best seats in the House who you bring in is this a reward or a punishment you decide Kingo great next question you die and become a ghost the rules of the afterlife are that of the movie Casper whose house would you rather haunt how many more of these questions are there 309 I don't miss poor zingas I'm glad the Nicks got rid of them that's crazy you never trade a seven-footer with three-point range why is the precinct full of bunnies this is still going on what is ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Halloween [Applause] [Music] Heist oh hello guys guys guys check it out hcock fell asleep in the break room so I put his hand in a bowl of warm water come on man that's the stupidest prank ever uh no it's the smartest because it involves biology I bet it worked already let's go check Hitchcock no he's drowning he's drowning save him man take it back Jake Great Prank gp40 diesel locomotive with sprung Drive Wheels rule 177 lighting and full underbody detailing you're going to be the bell of the ball Terry is your God all hail Lord Terry Giver of Life oh hell Lord Terry check out Jeff's Junction it's got an ice cream shop a 50s diner and a Mexican restaurant with a sombrero on it what happens to the somero when it rains I see no drains does it just fill up with water until the building collapses killing everyone inside fun fact it never rains at Jeffers Junction so you achiev this level of lust through irrigation alone I don't know I'm just trying to build a fun world that's what model trains are all about imagination no they're about accuracy people want to see the world around them exactly as it is but smaller okay well we can have part of the model be very accurate and part of it will be creative I'm okay with that yes yes as am I Gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in 2 hours first person to make her look up wins the pot I'm in bet which improve someone's manners double score sorry guys I got this in the bag I used to to have to distract her from a phone all the time when we were smooshing booties yeah hey girl catch you later midm morning dance party she's dancing even better than normal oh my god did you hear that George W Bush died who that Gina may never look at another real human being again she's unbeatable uh I don't know about that Terrence Jeffers are you kidding me Chang my relationship status to It's Complicated Pony up y'all woo it's my wife hey baby I have to go home try the heel still don't feel anything awesome I wish I had nerve damage sure hope I don't spray my arm during the race cuz I'm going to be opening up a lot of doors for Katie on our date oh yeah I'm to be a gentleman what are you doing Jake trash talking you while simultaneously proving that I will be respectful of your friend it's a tough line to walk I loosen up my flower buying fingers I'm going to go nuts on the daisies on your mark get set Ruffalo go I'm doing it Charles I look cool wow that means no more laminating Santiago oh that's fine not the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life interacting with other people that's what gets me going skul Hitchcock lose the chocolate fountain what are we supposed to dip our strawberries in our nacho cheese Fountain that's crazy less sard You Beautiful Bastard get rid of them and Gina you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore heater excuse me this is a forax radiant Comfort System and her name is Jinta okay well Jinta is got to go he didn't mean that darling seriously turn off the space eater no do it now that's an order yeah well you don't want to start a battle of the wills with Gina lanetti because you will emerge from that battle of broken man not to brag but I was name checked in my kindergarten teacher suicide note oh my God careful I only get one shot at this Pro don't worry I know what I'm doing I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker hurry the CCH is too much we got to get those shoes out of here how much time do we have Scully ate his pot pie 30 minutes ago so we probably got 10 minutes left on this nap 12 if he's turkey tired all right come get up it's trapped abort Mission I have an idea [Music] let's send these shoes to hell oh wait yeah it just smells worse than before abort hey Gina we got an anonymous gift basket yeah it's full of treats it's got Meats cheeses candies all the food groups the cheese is amazing it melts in my mouth and in my hands hm French chocolates French cheeses tiny French pickles did none of you detectives think this might be a gift for captain hul from someone in France like his husband po examp what no way this is a nice present from an unknown appreciative citizen that wanted too much what's this then dear Captain Raymond Holt thinking of you best Dr Kevin Cosner PhD he even used their pet names oh no I ate the chocolate covered strawberry the most intimate snack of them all Holt's going to be back from his meeting in 30 minutes what do we do eat the note first I infiltrate Holt's office and continue our argument about who won last year's Heist how many cumber buns are you holding right now zero it's one bun To None son tell them Kevin I'm leaving it doesn't matter as hold argues with me I will be covertly releasing more water into Cheddar's Bowl then we sit back and wait for potty time again what if he takes him downstairs he won't I spent a lot of time making clandestine searches on Holt's computer now all of his targeted ads direct him straight to the puppy peee bed intriguing he bought one and put it out on the roof next to Gina's golden statue and because he believes that cheddar deserves to pee in privacy like any other self-respecting adult he will leave cheddar Outside Alone to do his business notify me when you're done via bark while Hol guards the door you will be swapping Out Mr Hoots worth for this well that all sounds great but how do I get onto the roof without Hol noticing Oar you'll already be out there in a perfect golden disguise the plan worked I got it oh my God you look like an Oscar ooh we should take a picture where it looks like I'm holding you J you're right there's no time we'll do it later did you throw away my Som brell restaurant oh I might have knocked it in the bin by accident I do remember saying oops fine I'll come clean you're ruining our model with your frivolous garbage we're building this for kids you really think they're going to enjoy your brown rectangle of dirt with one little house excuse me this is an accurate faximile of a midsize switching yard and it isn't a little house it's a workshed where the yard men get their ocean mandated 8 hours of rest between shifts so yeah I think the kids are going to love it okay we have a witness coming in at 3:00 with her son I'm going to turn Jeff's Junction into the funnest town in America that's right I said funnest Stop Dancing Stop Dancing this is is a direct order Stop Dancing I'm one caller away I can't believe we figured it out and I can't believe it took you this long yogurt is literally your one thing okay okay well I'm just saying if the sound were eating damp rise I would have gotten it immediately guys they're taking another guess all right Brenda from Yonkers it's time for you to name that sound hi quick shout out to the nurses at United pediatric this money will do those kids a lot of good CME me a river Brenda from yers allhe budget cuts just take your guess is it styrofoam wrong I can't believe she guessed styrofoam what a dumb nurse next caller you're on with the horn dog it's me the sound is a yogurt being opened that is wrong what bu bu blue damn you horn dog I blew it I only got through two people he's kicking so much you want to feel no that's a bad idea oh my baby it's on the side o I got to six dumb baby people are right they ruin everything hey wait whoa whoa whoa I want to try let me be pregnant adorable right Peralta what the hell where were you I got eliminated excuse me officer yeah sweetheart sweetheart seriously Hank is that how you talk to women who come in here Jimmy Jabs I didn't even make it past one person you're out I'm in the finals and all I have to do to get Katie's number is beat Amy that's nothing hey don't you dare touch Amy Jor that's right it's your baby are you saying I knocked you up you sure did Jake wait no one knows scully's wife's name I think Kelly is his dog when for a long walk that's what you do with a dog you can go on a long walk with a person at sunset talking about nothing and everything sounds awful hit the park that's a dog my wife takes the babies to the park all the time all right we're doing this let's play wife or dog hey so Skully what do you do at the park with Kelly oh we just walk around she gets anty if she doesn't get outside enough and then it's just yap yap yap all day long hey what's Kelly's favorite food peanut butter she'll eat it right out of the jar how old is Kelly again well she's getting up there but she's pretty Sprite for her age especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago oh that's so awful was she chasing something into the street or nah just getting me the newspaper all right this is useless Scully is Kelly your wife or your dog how can you ask me that I still don't know which it is it could be either saving energy is trending oh Gina didn't see you there Gina did you shut off your space heater yet space heater doesn't ring any bells Jinta oh no she's still going strong I will take that thing away from you by force if necessary well come and get it seriously the heater's under your skirt maybe you can't prove that yeah I can there's a cord running under it and I think you may be on fire so what do you mean so I'm not giving up Justa you are on fire Gina you do not have the upper hand in this situation I always have the upper hand not when there's flame shooting out of your butt especially when there's flame shooting out of my butt damn [Music] it how the hell did I lose that one on AB board the jeopard victory Express oh I'm sure the child would love that you put a steam locomotive whistle on a diesel track I'm joking he's going to vomit when he hears that kids here show them in this is Dylan hello Dylan I'm captain H we have some trains here to play with uh like this one that carries coal and rivets the two main exports of our town would you like to transport Some Coal or rivets or would you like to come over here to Jeff's Junction where it's always all four seasons and a volcano do you guys have any video games okay I see what's happening here you're afraid that you're going to make Sergeant Jeffers feel bad don't worry he's a subordinate no just trains are kind of lame and nobody plays with them okay but surely one of these trains is less lame than the other right no they look exactly the same to me get out [Music]

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Id: lbfr8EOP864

Length: 15min 36sec (936 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 30 2024