Breaking Bad Pitch Meeting

so you have a TV show for me yes sir I do it's gonna follow a chemistry teacher named Walter white and I figure we could get the dad from Malcolm in the middle to play him oh he's hilarious this is gonna be a fun time and Walter White gets diagnosed with a terminal illness what and his wife is pregnant and his son has cerebral palsy what is going on and he's deep in debt but he wants to leave some money for his family before he croaks so he starts cooking meth oh my god yeah things are looking rough it sounds that way I haven't laughed one so anyway he's gonna team up with an old student Jesse Pinkman who's now a meth dealer and addict with just beautiful teeth meth addicts are known for their great dental hygiene yeah and he's kind of dumb but he knows the drug business so Walt needs him okay okay gotcha and he is this amazing catchphrase he says all the time Oh what's his catchphrase hey you're a bit no no that's his catchphrase oh that's his catchphrase okay that's gonna be tricky to print on t-shirts yeah probably and what about some of the other characters well there's Walt's wife Skyler okay what's her deal well she just wants the best for her family and she wants to get to the bottom of all of Walt's lies and deception sounds pretty reasonable yeah but she's gonna be a little naggy so the audience is gonna hate her oh they are yeah people are gonna hate her more than the violent criminals on the show geez then there's Walt Jr yeah what's up with him breakfast but breakfast that's just breakfast ah yeah breakfast well okay then then there's Hank Schrader he's Walt's brother-in-law in this amazing DEA agent he's a DEA agent who can't figure out that his brother-in-law's cooking meth that's right but he is gonna piece it together by the final season oh okay is it gonna be one of those classic things where he connects it all on like a cork board with string and photos in evidence no he's gonna figure it out while taking a dump that works they're also gonna have to deal with this crazy guy too Co Salamanca crazy huh yeah he's super unhinged and violent and his catchphrases tight tight tight Oh his catchphrases tight that's that's yeah that's what I said right I don't know why I felt the need to repeat that and so progressively through the show Walter's gonna become more and more badass you know like his look is gonna change how so well he's gonna shave his head and grow a goatee and then that goatee is gonna change from red to dark brown seemingly overnight wow I didn't realize facial hair could do that it apparently can and so we're gonna see him move up the ranks in the drug world you he's gonna go from cooking meth in a Winnebago to the basement of a laundromat but that doesn't sound much better now that I say it out loud I can see that it doesn't sound much better but it is okay it's a nice basement if you say so and we're gonna follow Walt as he does whatever it takes you know whether it's taking out some violent cartel members oh that is cool or poisoning a defenseless child's what he's also gonna have this super badass scene where he's you know yelling at his wife that's that's a badass thing to do it is because he's gonna be like I am the one who knocks also not very bad as sounding or the arguing over the structure of a knock-knock joke no no he's gonna say it more like I am the one who knocks okay so he really he really yells at his wife I I guess that's cool okay I could see why you're skeptical but people are gonna love this stuff like in one scene he's gonna get a guy to say his name to say his name yeah he's gonna be like say my name and the guy's gonna the guys gonna do it and this is this is another cool thing that you've written okay these things aren't coming out very cool but you have to trust me they're gonna be great all right if you say so Oh he's also gonna go up against the ultimate villain this guy Gus fring oh and he's a badass oh yeah he's definitely a badass no two ways about that amazing what's his deal well he's super calm and he owns a chicken restaurant and he gets killed by a guy in a wheelchair okay these things do not sound as cool when I say them out loud it doesn't sound super exciting does he have crazy last words or something well I mean his last word is ha ha ha yeah it's ha you're just gonna have to trust me it's gonna be amazing in the show I certainly hope so we're also gonna show some of the consequences of living a life of crime you know oh yeah like what like if you do crime you might be responsible for two planes crashing into each other above your house Oh Oh what the heck are you talkin about well Walt lets this girl died after coincidentally running into her dad at a bar and it turns out he's an air traffic controller so because he's all sad he accidentally makes two planes crash in the sky and some of the wreckage falls into Walt's pool that all sounds kind of unbelievable thank you no I mean in the sense that I don't believe something like that would ever happen oh whoops whoopsie so where does this thing take place it takes place in sunny Los Angeles it might be a little pricey it takes place and sunny Albuquerque there it is there are gonna be a bunch of scenes taking place in Mexico though I don't know about that it sounds like it's gonna be tough to shoot those scenes without making the budget shoot through the roof actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience Oh yes see all we have to do is film stuff in the States and add a yellow tint to it wait what because you know everything in Mexico was yellow no I don't think that's true yep it's true it's all yellow here I'll let you talk to a writer friend of mine oh ok hello hola sound a little weird but is everything yellow there Oh see well ok then thanks for your time super facil a penis Hunan convenience yeah Kangana blabbers no Lucy way no muy bien it done says so what do you think well if you think we can squeeze a bunch of seasons out of this concept I'm all for it actually I think it would be nice to just end it after five seasons you know what there's actually something very respectable about that we do five seasons we don't milk it exactly five and we just walk away that's all there is to it [Music] hey guys it's Ryan here hope you enjoyed that meeting we have a ton of these on the channel that you can check out you'd also leave me a comment down below letting me know what other movies you'd like to see pitches for don't forget to Like comment subscribe share on Facebook and Twitter spread it around and as always check back soon for a new pitch bye bye [Music]

Channel: Screen Rant

Views: 2,005,880

Rating: 4.9531984 out of 5

Keywords: Breaking bad, walter white, el camino, jesse pinkman, walt, jesse, skyler, tuco, tight, gus fring, saul goodman, walt jr, breakfast, bryan cranston, aaron paul, bob odenkirk, breaking bad spinoff, hank, i am the danger, i am the one who knocks, say my name, pitch meeting, pitch, how it all started, plot holes, ryan george, screen rant, screenrant

Id: yf2OYW5ocy8

Length: 5min 38sec (338 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 17 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/betterBReakBAllz]

at first I thought this was going to be stupid, but it was actually very funny :)

[u/ben--dover123]

Man I just commented on one of those last week asking for this

It probably wasn’t the reason but like still

binge watching those are tight tight tight tight

[u/_omin0us]

''It doesn't sound cool when I say it out loud...''

Funny as fuck

[u/ben--dover123]

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