Face/Off Pitch Meeting

so you have a 90s movie for me yes sir i do and by the way there's no need to specify the current decade because it's currently the current decade oh well i'll keep that in mind all right and 90 is mine okay so anyway we're gonna meet this fbi agent named sean archer right okay okay and what's his real name sean archer i don't believe you all right and so he's on a carousel with his little son right being all dad like running his fingers down his face and stuff what you know how you do that with people you love just kind of run your oily fingers down their faces that's no that sounds awful sean archer does that to everybody he loves and then we're going to meet this bad guy with a gun named castor troy okay okay and what's his real name caster troy now yep and he tries to kill sean archer but the bullet goes through him and kills his son oh no yeah so sean archer's very sad you know crying and everything and so caster takes a second shot finishes the job and kills sean he doesn't no what why not he's right there so the movie can happen oh okay so anyway then a couple of years later castor troy plants this bomb for like 260 something hours later good to get a head start on work i guess yeah but then the fbi gets a lead on where he's headed oh how do they get that well caster's brother pays for a private plane with cash how'd they trace cash well he used his real name for the transaction oh which is pollux pollux troy okay hey you're not going to ask if that's his real name no pollock's perfectly normal name i know like 14 and a half polluxes someone called me in here no sorry pollux i wasn't calling you did you mean pollux from hr i could go get them no thank you pollocks pollock's from accounting we're good pollux we're just talking thank you pollux all right if you guys need anything just call out pollux my name is pollux yeah i know thank you pollux that was pollux yeah i got that hey why'd you say 14 and a half oh pollux from hr is half the man pollux from accounting is okay anyway so what else happens well then there's going to be this big over-the-top chase and shootout there's going to be fireworks for some reason it's going to be nuts and then sean is going to push caster in front of a jet engine and knock him out real good wow got him he did yeah but now the fbi needs to figure out where caster planted this bomb and pollux he's not talking uh so what do they do well they decide to take his face off oh taking someone's face off is tight have you done that yes oh very messed up so anyway sean undergoes this procedure where they put caster's face onto his so he can try to get some info off of pollux in jail what about stuff like his eyes and his teeth and the shape of his skull and his body yeah don't worry about that oh okay i won't and what about his voice well this doctor explains that he implanted a microchip in his larynx but this thing's super fragile like a big sneeze and it'll get dislodged oh well i bet that's gonna come into play later not even a little bit not even in a fight scene not at all okay so sean goes into this fancy prison where they have like magnets on people's feet and they have screens where people are dots for some reason very fancy and he manages to find out from pollux that the bomb is at the la convention center well that plan worked almost immediately it did but meanwhile castor troy wakes up from his coma and his face is gone oh boy so caster is angry and he gets his crew to come help him well it's gonna be hard for them to help at all actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really yeah they just go pick up the face transplant doctor and every single person that knows about the mission how did he know who knew about the mission unclear how did they manage to get past hospital security oh no he was left all alone in the building with no handcuffs oh a very strange way to leave a terrorist it might not make a whole lot of sense but this way the movie can happen well that is a thing we want i guess so caster has them put sean's face on his and then he kills everybody very evil and then just when sean thinks he's about to get released from prison caster shows up like hey guess what i'm you now and i'm gonna live your life and sleep with your wife eve wow so what does sean do well now he's gotta escape from prison but this place is surrounded by ocean so it's a tough situation sure so how does he manage it oh well he on purpose gets in a fight and then grabs a cigarette and then gets carried away but manages to keep the cigarette and then he gets put in a zappy chair and he gets this prison guard that hates him to like the cigarette and then he convinces this other prisoner who just got his brains out that they need to escape so then he uses the lit cigarette to burn a guard and he and the prisoner who's fine now by the way they fight everybody in a riot breaks out and bullets fly everywhere and sean gets to the roof and a helicopter shoots at him and he jumps into the water okay okay so i feel like every single part of that process was extremely unlikely and if a single small part didn't turn out perfectly then the whole thing would have fallen apart yeah yeah yeah that works for me so how does it get away from the helicopter oh well after he jumped into the water they just kind of fly away they don't wait for him to surface or to catch him as he's swimming to shore they don't know well okay then so anyway meanwhile castor's been living life as sean you know living in his house sleeping with his wife and she doesn't recognize his body and whatnot she doesn't know huh and caster also decided to uncover the bomb himself and become this hero he gets named time magazine's man of the year they just happened to be naming man of the year that week yes so sir and eventually sean manages to talk to his wife and he's like caster and i don't have the same blood type so that's how you can tell that i'm me okay so in the middle of the night she sticks him with a needle and takes some of his blood does he not feel that somehow he doesn't so then eve checks the blood types and sees that they don't match and then sean shows up and tells her a story that only he could know feels like he should have led with that maybe yeah so then what happens well caster's getting yelled at by this fbi boss and he starts to have a heart attack so caster finishes the job what and then there's gonna be this big showdown at this guy's funeral oh boy yeah there's going to be a bunch of shooting and then a big chase where caster shoots a bunch of people very rude and then there's going to be this big boat chase where some stunt doubles do some crazy stuff and shawn's going to kill castor wow wow wow and so yeah then sean gets his face back and everything's great and he does that hand thing to his family anyone can address the fact that time magazine's man of the year shot a bunch of people nope and also sean is going to bring home castor's little son he's going to live with them now he didn't check with his wife to see if she was okay with it no just brought home a replacement son without asking and so that's about it what do you think well sounds like a lot of crazy fun for sure for sure definitely a one-of-a-kind movie oh yeah one of a kind absolutely hey guys ryan here thanks for watching that pitch meeting i hope you liked it if you did you know press the like button and the subscribe button and leave a comment and all the youtube standard things also let me know if you have ideas for other movies i should do pitches for as always check back soon for a new video bye

Channel: Screen Rant

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Keywords: Faceoff, face off, nicholas cage, john travolta, john woo, castor troy, sean archer, pollux, funny, sketch, parody, pitch meeting, doves, i want to take his face off, 90s movies, 90s action, boat chase, prison break, nicholas cage crazy, plot holes, film, super easy barely an inconvenience, ryan george, screen rant, screenrant

Id: RX8MFTHQPeA

Length: 6min 35sec (395 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 28 2021