Bored Supercut - Episode 201 - 210

cool so that is how playtek is spelled all right moving on to the other reason for the meeting we really need to go over our kpis for the month and make sure we've got all of our ctas by eod uh actually ron i haven't got the triple o for my pto i didn't approve your pto in fact that's going to be upl with a pc let's get bot and finish rem okay we got to get qa on this os because the isp has said this ux isn't up scratch we won't be able to perform b2b ops if the cms isn't ready i'll get on top of that cms then check the cpc as well what about ppc uh yeah i'll check that as well as the ros and the seo as well uh ellie have you got the uv stance for the swas we need the asap by eop yeah ron i've got the otc mom tba then the cfo has asked me to get on the eds in est asap thanks ellie now adam you've actually got an easy afternoon i've just got one simple little task for you to get on with oh good so we've got the nsor coming down the pq to this arvo i need you to be on the ftg asap until the ctg comes through with the rog get the dd down by the eop then you can lwr and take your sdr shouldn't be much of a pqi because most of the people have a qwe you know all good yep so let's go back to work wtf still seriously have you add on the shipment stuff [Applause] you may rise [Music] [Music] oh guys did i show you this guys i'm the real row and you've got to believe me no no no no no i just realized something oh wow we're inside a web series but how do you know well look there's the cameraman there oh this is the boom pole that's the sound over there oh my god it makes so much sense ryan you play the [ __ ] boss adam you're the innocent one i play the straight man that everyone can bounce off and ali makes us more relatable to women oh no oh no oh no oh no i'm gonna go corn ambulance real quick [Music] [Music] right peasants listen up please okay it's christmas and i have decided to spread some christmas cheer to the lovely customers of play tech which means for the rest of the month you lucky employees will be wearing these there is no way i'm wearing that did i make it sound like you had an option but what if we don't want to wear elf costumes oh well then you'll be getting massive pay cuts oh you literally can't make us do that i can literally do whatever i want so put the costumes on please no i don't want to put the costumes on yeah finally some respect this is so degrading and to make things even more cheery let's give the customers what they really want five popular christmas tracks on repeat every 15 minutes [Music] how about we just get back to work and try and forget about it adam do you really think we can just forget about this i'm gonna snap and murder someone i'm gonna have to try [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] we wish you a merry christmas [Music] no can't take it anymore [Music] [Music] is [Music] be [Music] no way okay if there's any other factors to be considered we're going to need to buy eod otherwise let's move on to the presentation okay ellie let's start with you oh hang on i'm just downloading an asset can someone else start okay add them up um me no the other adam what yes you adam hurry up okay um okay so my presentation is uh about about the um the shipments um the shipments are coming uh for the adam we haven't got all day mate yeah okay so i wanted to to talk about the yeah what spit it out mate yep yep so um the just distributions distributions is um coming uh about uh about um about about what adam can you spit it out we haven't got all day mate hdmi cables which we need um get your sentence out loser what is happening [Music] [Music] right adam you're up um we need to restock on hdmi cables ellen i got nothing ally picture won't load i'm ready to adjourn all right a couple of miles around the house hey can i help with anything today oh i'm just browsing thank you no worries okay hey ellie hey oh i just saw that so what oh that encounter that you had with that customer was pretty awkward it wasn't awkward at all it was pretty awkward uh what are you talking about look i think i need to get the team here team assemble yeah look guys i've been noticing the absolutely embarrassing encounters you guys have been having with customers and to be honest it's losing us quite a lot of sales rowan it wasn't even embarrassing it was perfectly fine so i've taken matters into my own hand and written us some scripts you're welcome ron what is this oh what did i just say on some scripts is it like a play yes adam exactly you get it like i play god you're cute uh so so whatever the customer says there'll always be a reply that will guarantee you a sale i can guarantee that's why you get a sales just give it a [ __ ] go online this is gonna be the worst we used to have a script in my old job and they are just awful i reckon we should give it a go it might be fun i mean it might be funny to just see how horrible it is ali why don't you go back over to that customer and try it out yeah sure let's do this okay hey just double checking you didn't need any help oh yeah still just browsing thank you though is everything all right what is everything okay sounds like you've had a rough day arctis pro wireless headphones for only three nine nine yeah it has been a really rough day actually thank you so much for asking um yeah i actually haven't said that out loud it feels good to say i'll take the arctis pro headphones for 3.99 thank you oh yeah sometimes it feels really good to talk to someone you want to tell me what's wrong custom pc builds starting at 799. yeah my um my parents actually kicked me out of house and i haven't been able to talk to them and i'm about to talk to them and i'm finding it really hard i'll take the custom build for 7.99 that's a fantastic deal thanks oh that's awful well it's never too late to reconnect especially with those that you love 32-inch samsung odyssey for 1249. absolutely take that that's a a deal i'd be crazy to walk away from it's thank you so much for listening to me that really means a lot uh okay well let's get you up to the counter then thanks so much guys it's um really mean a lot to me [Music] um what what hey you just yesterday just this no worries let me get this process for you how's that going today not good actually oh sorry to hear that hope it's not so bad what's wrong i'm just not feeling very well no not dying a hot i am i've got a few more weeks so um oh a few weeks that's not mine i'll keep scanning boxes now this one's great this one comes with a two-year warranty i'm sorry weather we're having today okay there's twelve hundred fifty dollars you can swipe your card already oh no oh is that the um wars no the machine's fine it's your card would you like to remove some items to make it more affordable i'm so sorry yes are you sure it's not the machine no the machine's fine it's been working for everybody else up until this point so i don't i think it's fun uh sorry that's probably my medical bills it's hard to keep track of them would you like to remove a couple more items um oh they say my hearing will go first so oh no oh [ __ ] all right third time's a charm oh okay good here you go hear your items thank you have a great day i hope to see you again what did you say okay so that's a two meter hdmi cable that i've helped you find here today always happy to go over and beyond here at play tech is there anything else that i can help you with today no just the cable just the uh cable there okay that's uh ten dollars if you want to swipe your card there and i hope that you've enjoyed your service here today at playteach yeah perfect one minute great fantastic oh [Music] yeah i guess it's been good service i'm not putting no pressure because there's no pressure then seems like you want me to yeah yeah fine oh thank you no problem ah oh um oh sorry uh where do i put the custom uh tip and you just pick either low medium or higher whatever you're comfortable with it's fine all right uh okay i'm so sorry to ask um but i kind of want to give i want to take that tip back so do i just hit the x button to cancel that or this doesn't seem to be working the other unfortunately now that you've said you've said that you were going to tip you kind of can't kind of go back on that no no no no no no no no no i can't i can't give you a tip of 50 wow kind of offended that you would only consider giving the lowest possible tip but that's fine the lowest possible tip this is a 10 cable yeah but it's not about the actual the price of the product it's more about the quality of the service do you know what i mean so are you saying that the quality of your service is worth five times kind of offended that you're saying yeah only considering my service worth you have the lowest possible tip but i'm trying to move past yeah but we live in new zealand don't we and we don't tip here especially not a computer store it'll be a bit weird to give you a five times tip of the exchange right only bring up the lowest possible tipping amount and i'm finding it really hard to ignore okay i'm going to make this easy i'm just going to cancel the whole translation oh no you can't now that you've started you can't catch the transaction no no i don't think you understand i don't want the cable anymore so i want to cancel the whole transaction thank you please thank you what i mean is that it's automated so you've actually only got 20 seconds left to finish it or it automatically picks the middle tip well you're just going to take 100 out of my account i'm not gonna take it from your account what what what the [ __ ] yeah and there's only 15 seconds left what the [ __ ] i don't know five seconds you better pick something um sir thank you so much for your tip you really didn't have to do that you have a wonderful day hey yo hi um sorry i just want to get my laptop fixed if that's okay yeah sure let's have a look oh sorry is there a technician in today yep no that's me i'll um i can look i can look at that fingers off your fingers please okay i know what i'm doing here so you're a qualified technician well i am a service professional so do you have a certificate i do actually but i won't i don't have to prove anything to you um so what's the problem on this it won't boot ah right yep okay um well i think i'd do actually great oh oh my what are you doing uh no it doesn't seem to work hey i'll try again don't try the game go [Music] i want my baby back just it's okay back up you nearly broke it then hang on let me try another thing this might actually do it hold on [Music] and that way okay let's try that okay we're gonna have to go psychology on this okay you're a dirty piece of [ __ ] it is not you're a useless piece of [ __ ] you're obsolete you're obsolete oh you've been so mad i mean you can't do it you can't do it because you're using a piece of [ __ ] how would that work all right there's one other option oh my god why did you do that oh you've packed [Music] you fixed it well yeah sometimes these older models just need a bit of a special touch a special touch yeah thank you not a problem that'll be a 1500 bucks oh [ __ ] yeah hey guys there's some free pizza here if you want it free free food oh i'm maybe just one slice yeah just a cheeky slice or two yeah i might have one hey guys i realized work's been pretty hectic lately so i just wanted to show you all some pizza just to say thanks so help yourself [Music] [Music] um [Music] ah i see you've finished off all the pizza hope you enjoyed it very good yeah finished all of them off very very good well we've got a big shipment that's just come through uh quite a lot of heavy lifting to do for the rest of the afternoon so if you'd like to join me that'd be great come on [Applause] [Music] did you guys know that we stream on twitch what absolutely true all of us ali streams now as well yeah if you want all the information that's below in the description twitch.tv teams vldl there's like a whole bunch of us yeah everyone check it out

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Id: TbRp9nJFYiE

Length: 25min 39sec (1539 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021