Bored Supercut - Episode 211 - 220

thanks for coming in and visiting me again man i've had a fun time so how have things been oh times have been tough eh well really yeah i just got fired from my job what happened it turns out you're not allowed to sleep while operating a crane i just i don't know how i'm going to make ends meet you know oh no let me know if there's anything i can do to help okay actually can i have your job for a bit or what do you mean i don't i don't have a job adam and i need money but it's my job adam mate we're best friends right let me just have it for a little bit i promise you i'll give it back as long as it's only for a little while but it's just just a little bit and i work really hard i'll earn it i promise i mean i i i guess so thank you so much come on it feels good to be employed again oh nice man he looks so good in it thank you it's an instant mood changer i guess i'd better go off to work oh would you like some headphones sir oh look i'm the customer now i'm buying it i need a coffee this is great man all right everyone that's enough okay i've decided that for ease of paying people i'm actually just going to pay you six months in advance in cash okay ryan the max absolutely no one shut the up do you want to get paid or not yeah yeah okay uh ellie that's you thank you ellen that's new one and adam that's yours thank you uh hi sir now remember this is all the money that you're gonna get for the next six months so do not spend it all at once i reiterate this is your future payment of six months you are not getting paid again for six months okay back to work you know what adam i don't think i actually need this job oh you should have it back oh thanks man what i'm saying is bro you are a true best friend for even considering letting me have this job okay basis for life well i'll just grab that what i meant technically i was working when i heard this well it's just technically make me the bad guy here okay at him oh it's just adam don't make this weird okay hey we're best friends right besties for life i'll see you later bye besties for life oh no oh uh sorry we're actually closed now oh it's it's me it's adam all right uh alan have you noticed that we haven't got any complaints recently yeah i have that's because adam's been going through the complaints while i'm reconciling each and every issue he's been working really hard man he's killing it oh wow that's that's good work yeah ron you should go and tell him what a great job he's doing no not order not that ryan you should give adam a compliment i mean i i probably should but i don't compliment him ryan why because ryan once every while it's really nice to receive a compliment and god knows adam of all people really needs one well yeah but i mean he's fine he doesn't he doesn't compliment him rowan you'll feel really good once it's done oh fine hey adam yeah i just wanted to tell you i'm sorry everyone i kind of hear what you're saying um i just wanted to i i just wanted to say uh that you're doing a good job adam what you're doing a very good job and i wanted you to know what's happening and i've seen you and that your hard work hasn't gone unnoticed you are a valued employee alan okay yeah okay okay and you should be proud of that there's businesses like this that need employees like you okay you should be proud of that okay so thank you thank you very much thank you thank you you're right that felt really good adam you okay buddy adam my main man hey man how's it going it's okay it's okay what's going on i blasted all my savings again oh no man that sucks yeah but it brings me to the point of why i'm here yeah [Music] give me all the money in the cash register now um i think are you robbing me yeah i'm robbing you why because i really need the money adam no i mean why are you robbing me adam please don't make this harder than it needs to be just give me the money in the register david don't do this do you think i want to do this i don't want to do this we're best friends yeah we're we're best friends yeah we're totally best friends so give me the money now oh i just don't feel comfortable giving you playtech money can i be honest with you right now you're the one making this uncomfortable i'm just trying to rob you and you're guilt-tripping me i'm not guilt-tripping you you are though no i'm not you're making this a thing but this is a thing though i'm just trying to earn an honest living i'm just trying to provide for my family but david you don't have a family but what if i did how am i gonna feed them unless you give me the money in that cash register right now okay but we're primarily a digital currency store we don't keep much cash it's fine okay okay okay [Music] it's like eighty dollars thank you by the way have you got your wallet on you yeah can you take it out can you just get me the cash in there as well please okay i'm sorry sorry for doing this bro thank you this is for life yeah yeah best friends i'll see you later hey adam adam adam adam adam adam adam adam adam rowan does the fact that i'm not replying to you saying adam over and over again suggests that maybe just maybe you've confused our names adam what are you talking about you're being ridiculous i'm sorry i was down the road having lunch i heard you calling my name what's going on i was yelling adam's name because there's something i want to tell you adam what is it oh my gosh shut up helen what shut up just this is okay ron i'm going to say this to you in real simple english black and white okay just paint like a real obvious simple picture okay so you can wrap your head around it oh okay yeah i'm ellen this is adam okay okay you've confused our names okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm just gonna flip that right back around on you and say you're being ridiculous no no he's telling the truth that's alan i'm adam i think i know who my employees are alan you clearly don't this is absurd yes this is absurd i'm gonna get back to work now okay fine but before you get back to work alan there's still something i need to tell you what is it can you stock the shelves can you stock the shelves out the back can you stock the shelves out the back in the warehouse with the thermaltake fans ruin that is literally what i was doing right now okay play a little game mate you play your little game ally ally what are you doing back here get back in the teeth's been dropping cupboard but i'm hungry get back in the teaspoon dropping cupboard right now but i'm hungry hey man hey i just want to buy these thanks yeah sure thanks let me just bring that up uh that's 150 how would you like to pay a cash ref boss uh credit card short no worries uh there is just a one surcharge with credit cards is that right oh no i'll pass on that okay how would you like to pay with my credit card like i said okay uh so you're okay with paying the 1.50 surcharge no okay i think we're gonna have to figure out some other way to pay oh no sorry there seems to have been a miscommunication let me clarify uh i want to pay with my credit card but i do not want to pay the surcharge okay you you're aware i literally have no control over that right what do you mean just don't add the surcharge it's automatic it happens automatically i mean i don't care if it's automatic or not just don't do it okay i don't think you quite know what automatic means uh it's beyond my control i don't have any say in how that plays out but surely it is right i mean you're the one deciding to put the transaction through so just make the decision to not add the surcharge okay i am going to make a decision right for you perfect i decide of my own free will to charge you the one percent surcharge because i'm a greedy greedy man i'm greedy outrageous that that is our rate that's outrageous unless you can think of some other way to pay actually yeah yeah i can think of some other way to pay great that's awesome good perfect great so we're both going to be happy i've got a way to pay you're going to accept the way i pay i'm going to get my way to pay i'll see see you soon yep great yep [Music] hey hi just finishing up the transaction from earlier perfect how would you like to pay cash good [Music] so how much did you say it was 150 right yep 150 it's all there feel free to count it if you want you can't do this can't do what pay for something with money you guys accept cash right yes great well as i say unless you want to recount it i'll probably just take this okay thanks very much oh actually before i forget second little one tip for you there have a good day right i have brought you all here because i have recently made an amazing new discovery what is it ron thank you ellen um i have recently discovered that girls female women also play video games like us guys so i've got a new marketing campaign that we can use to market to all of these women let's jump into it girls are gamers too i want to encourage more women to get into gaming i should proudly admit that they are gamers too wow that's awesome rowan yeah it's actually quite cool no longer should women be ashamed to call themselves gamers and no longer should men disregard them in the gaming space amen female gamers are gonna be noticed no longer will we disregard what female gamers want and need and what do female gamers want to attract men and there it is do you want to catch yourself a man show him you're not like the other girls play video games i've got a question for you how are you going to know that a game is a girl boom rgbs that only go shades of pink also women's hands are delicate we need new keyboards that are easy to press for their small delicate hands struggling to find a girly gamer tag don't you worry we've got you covered with a website that gives you suggestions on names such as princess pink pink kitty34 cute littlegirl62 and pinkpinkpink224. also an app that instantly sends your name age and phone number to all them gamer guys and games do we have games such as workout lose weight how to cook good clean the house cat pet and dress up party rowan this is outrageous i know right women are gonna love it and finally the final idea the pista resistance a game man yeah having trouble on a particular level and we'll send a male gamer to help you out yes he'll explain exactly how the game works help you figure out those pesky controllers and will show the woman exactly what they're doing wrong and how to complete the level and as a bonus think he's cute at the click of a button we'll send your phone number straight to him boom mike drop what you think oh hey byron yeah all right are you hitting the push up uh-huh uh we just had a last-minute order come through if you could add this to your deliveries that'd be great i don't have time to package it up okay i'm running late as it is just usb stick man i'll be super quick ellen i don't have time okay the post shop is closing soon honestly man just throw in a post bag you'll be done it's just a usb stick oh it's just usb stick is that all it is yeah it's real real easy well i'll uh take the boxing station right now okay cool great thank you boxing stations yeah what's [Music] uh what's the time 5 20. what time does the post shop close 5 30. yeah cutting it cutting it fine box oh there's more box ugh um uh what's the time allen 523 i am cutting it fine hi byron are you sending out those two usb sticks oh was it two usb sticks yeah the customer used up down to the owner just chuck it in a bag you'll be fine sorry baron it was two usb sticks two uh can i get everyone to go around for a sec hello uh just fyi we actually have a new employee starting today oh really yeah they're actually gonna be starting any moment so make them feel welcome so i've set up a wee social experiment today i'm going undercover as one of the redshirts i'm gonna find out just what goes on when i'm not looking what's the new employee's name ron what's that what's their name what's their name yeah their name is rowan rawa rohwa it's not a name yeah it's french their name is rowa and they're from france french uh so they're gonna be starting like i said any secret now make them feel welcome i'm gonna be real busy actually today so you might not actually see me today but it makes sense yeah make them feel welcome and now see you guys later so i'm pretty confident ron is going to do his undercover boss thing he does this a few times a year [Music] hey guys hey ron who's rowan oh do you mean rowan the black shirt manager oh no no no my name's roa i'm a red shirt like you guys i'm french [Music] it's actually just easier to go with it because no matter how many times you call him out he literally will never admit that he's undercover so hey do you guys want to show me the ropes okay rower come out the back with me and i'll show you how to stop the shelves great let's go okay so full disclosure playtech can't actually afford to pay everyone this month so i've come up with a genius idea called inception basically i'm gonna plant the idea that we should all be taking half pay this month and make them come up with the idea oh hey ellie i've been thinking the pay here is just so good i feel bad you think we should take half pay this month ron this isn't going to work whoa who's rowan oh do you mean rowan the blast show manager no no my name's roa i'm french [Music] one down two to go hey adam i've been thinking the pay here's so good i feel bad you think we should take half pay this month yeah good idea that's two down now for the tough one alan but i've got a plan alan man i've been thinking the pay here is so good i feel bad ron please listen we know it's you whoa whoa whoa who's rowan oh do you mean rowan the black shirt manager okay you look you have to stop this you need help oh my name is roa i'm french anyway what was i saying oh yeah you think we should take half pay this month i agree three for three now it's time to wrap this up with the neat little bow pow hey guys i've been thinking about what we've been talking about and you know i think i agree what have we been talking about i'll go tell the manager about our decision rowan you literally cannot do this who's rowan oh you mean rowan the black shirt manager yeah i'll go tell him now okay guys leave it to me hey rowan oh hi roa listen the guys and i have been thinking about just how well we're all paid and we feel really bad we think you should give us half pay this month don't be silly you guys work really hard no no we insist oh man i really don't want to do this i feel bad but okay consider it done thanks man oh holy crap i just realized i gotta get back to france bye rolla hey guys i was just talking to roa he was saying that you guys wanted half pay this month i feel really bad but if you guys are sure then i accept [Music] i still don't know why you guys are here is he paying you is that where our money's going a b c d e f g h i j a b c d e f g h i b c d e f g h i j j ew n abc adam what are you doing oh i'm filing the complaints yeah but why are you singing this stupid abc song oh it's how i know what letter comes next in the alphabet so sorry do you mean to tell me that you need to sing the abc song to find the next letter in the alphabet like a child yeah doesn't doesn't everyone do that no i mean maybe when i was eight years old oh really yes so you just instinctively know what letter comes next well i mean obviously adam i'm not a child oh well what letter comes after l really yeah which letter comes after all which comes after l yeah which one comes after l it's m yeah but but you saw the abc song no i didn't okay then well what letter comes after s oh cup is serious after after s it's it's t it's t obviously yeah but you sung the song again i did i didn't sing the song you did i heard you it's not a chart i don't know no you sang it under your breath i don't need to do that why are you guys both singing the abc song because it's the only way to know what the next letter in the alphabet is ellen are you guys telling me you need to sing the abc song to know the order of the alphabet yes what are you guys eight years old okay okay all right alan what comes after t in the alphabet go what comes after t and the alphabet yep what comes after t go so stupid now go abcd god damn it karen you're back i'm here to see the manager you you you can't be here oh can't i no no the consumer rights act says that i can now get me the manager you you need to leave i won't leave i demand that you listen listen to everything that i say now get me the manager he he he's a good guy he's he's not he's not here you are a useless employee look i don't i don't know where he is the slightest idea what is going on here can i help you i know a hundred people who do this job much better than you look at you now this is what you call customer service is that what it's become sorry where is the manager what's going on there you are what are you doing here karen i've returned to finish what we started i've defeated you once i can do it again oh can you what is this this is your undoing no this is impossible call yourself a manager we are going to tell everyone about this circumstance nobody will ever want a good consumer rights it does not say that it is [Applause] [Music] who are you didn't you hear i'm the super manager you're just the man that i need to speak to the white shirt has returned i want to complain about the state of the store and the horrible service that we have had to deal your hair disgusts me you have far too much makeup on that louis vuitton is a fake how dare you you take that back her hair is fabulous yuck yuck adam rowan i have them in a temporary rage paralysis we must surround them when they come to we must have them covered at all sides quickly now repeat after me with the power of three we banish thee with the power of three we banish thee the power of all employees and managers who have ever had to deal with the karen anywhere in the world course through our veins with the power of three we banish thee with the power of three we vanish and all parents bringers of tyranny and evil we hereby banish thee from the store never to return the red shirt employee banishes thee the black shirt manager banishes thee the white shirt super manager banishes me with a power of three we banished where did you learn that i've been training in secret preparing myself with a return but what did it cost everything can you control it i don't know [Music] hey guys thank you very much for watching we are viva la dirt league we've made a lot of videos there's two of them over there but there's there's a bunch more we've done apes if you want to see more videos as we make them then click the subscribe button

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Views: 1,079,808

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Id: BT6PMPUAs5Y

Length: 33min 21sec (2001 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 19 2021