Blow Dodge With Michael Scott - The Office US

so this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes people have said I have very pretty eyes you did I haven't heard the same about you so let's just go with mine well they both go with the carpet that I've ordered and if we go with the round leather on the sofas then they go with that too we already have a sofa so why don't two times on a cell phone it folds up you've only seen it flat okay how much is this gonna cost it costs what it costs no don't that's like that doesn't even mean anything we have gone through this yes money has been a little bit tight lately but at the end of my life when I'm sitting on my yacht am I going to be thinking about how much money I have no I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums I mean I have a yacht so I obviously did pretty well money-wise uh Michael what that reminds me um if the imitation still stands Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight oh no I have a thing tonight stinks darn it shoot what do you got going on tonight you wouldn't understand it's a secret I wouldn't understand or it's a secret you wouldn't understand Jim it's a secret I'm sorry Mr O'Brien I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner I just have a very exciting offer my records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight well what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in five minutes how would that sound amazing right well it won't be that fast but it will it will be that easy I just love sales I love it to death it's as simple as that and I don't get to do enough of it as a manager so I took this second kind of as a hobby some people have Gall for relaxing what's going on here hey I just got off the phone and I was gonna make another call well your son sounds like he's really motivated I think it's crazy that the coach won't play him frankly my office you bet just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script say those words exactly got it I don't know why we have to keep having this conversation look I know sales and I had that sale I just needed a few more minutes no give a quick pitch you make the sale to move on that's how Vikram does it Vikram doesn't have my people skills good for Vikram because he outsells you every night now well I hope this conversation has helped okay um today we're going to be talking about PowerPoint PowerPoint PowerPoint PowerPoint yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation and yes it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation that he'd given me but you know what else would have been nice winning the lottery and the best way to start is to hit start and up comes the toolbar that's what she said what we have to do here is go to run and then you look up to PowerPoint and we are in we are going to register you hit register updates already I should update um estimated time 12 minutes so this should take about five or ten minutes it's the first time you've opened PowerPoint why you didn't prepare a presentation at all did you know what I had a really rough night and my boss can back me up on that I'm your boss my other boss Mr figuero you have another job what I do between 5 30 pm and 1am is nobody's business but mine and my other businesses waitress you cannot have a second job if it affects your work here it won't it did already okay honestly it is unlikely that I was going to figure this out anyway Nick I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs one here at the lip ephedrazone diet pill company ephedrine and the other I was a regional manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin never heard of it in this dream I did both of these jobs beautifully are you quitting I am come back anytime don't forget to disinfect your headset I was never in this for the money but it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me I tried to live the dream I tried to have a job a girlfriend another job and I failed but the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep and try it all again the next night Michael are you having money problems monkey problems no I'm not having monkey problems why would I have monkey problems I know you heard me correctly oh I hate monkeys what's going on why do you have a second job I don't have a second job maybe I am having an affair with Suzanne Summers doesn't Jan have money I don't talk to my girlfriend about money it is rude and unsexual true it's best to hide our money problems from women I totally agree with you but I don't have money problems at that all right you know what watch this if I have money problems would I do this well yeah yeah but I destroyed it it's not even usable anymore listen I got the answer you declare bankruptcy all your problems go away Creed Braden has never declared bankruptcy when Creed Bratton gets in trouble he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider that is a good point bankruptcy Michael is Nature's do-over it's a fresh start it's a clean slate Arthur Witness Protection Program not at all I declare bankruptcy this is a lot of credit card debt yeah tell me about it you know she has my credit cards and she's using them as if I made him money she thinks I'm a human ATM machine okay 125 Amazon oh best them up a show on DVD classic so due to Michael's clever Financial maneuvering he finds himself tremendously in debt you're broke that's how did you get that from what Oscar saying that's not I mean I I don't I don't get this I really don't I don't I don't understand how you could be so irresponsible I mean it is astounding to me really I don't know what more to say yeah what Michael left okay where did he go I don't know we'll be coming right back I don't think so what am I doing I am blowing Dodge I'm getting out of town whatever you call it I am running away from my responsibilities it feels good running away from your problems won't solve anything I don't know that your creditors can follow you anywhere with ease your debt follows you around the world electronically I'll stay off the grid oh Michael come on come on you can deal with this it's not that bad yeah it is it is I really messed up well when when my life fell apart and they and they screwed me in New York and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me I didn't have anyone I mean my whole family still won't even talk to me on the advice of counsel and my friends we're just waiting for this to happen that's really nice for you to say Michael no what I want to say is you were there for me by my side without even a thought it's just Who You Are no matter how badly I treat you or what I'm going through you just you are there for me and that is a guy worth staying beside so where's this train taking us d don't sell your implants please I'm keeping them I know you like them they're kind of uncomfortable though that's nice looks cute though [Music]

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Id: QS87RLjFE_g

Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Wed May 24 2023