BEST PRANKS Season 5 - The Office US

I promise you that you are not going to get into trouble you can say anything you want with total and complete immunity yeah come on anybody let fly one once in a while I'll take a long lunch a siesta time thief time thief fire him joy you've really never stolen any company time never hmm yawn poor seconds what are you doing oh you would said that you don't do anything personal during work time so I'm just making sure oh wait a minute so you're gonna time me every time I yawn that's absurd really oh hey look monkey knows how to use a stopwatch everybody he's too personal conversation 17 seconds there is no way that that was one second and you by a chance did you see Battlestar Galactica last night no I did not is that any good actually not is really so so okay I'm out like all the crazy monsters and stuff you know like Klingons and rookies and all that but sorry was there something you wanted to add anyway is that anything like the original battle survive do you know it's weird it's practically a shot-for-shot remake really cool stories kind of bland it's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian oh who needs to return the wing back to Mordor really that doesn't sound right he has not stopped working for a second at 12:45 he sneezed while keeping his eyes open which I always thought was impossible at 1:32 he peed and I know that because he did it in an open soda bottle under the desk while filling out expense reports and on the flipside I've been so busy watching him that I haven't even started work that's exhausting being this vigilant I'll probably have to go home early today 19 minutes and 48 seconds what were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds none of your business so I guess I can assume that was personal fine so maybe you're not completely ethical after all yes maybe I'm not what is this happy holidays the way but do not open it till Christmas you're so pathetic how long did this take you three hours five minutes actually I'm a black belt in gift wrapping yeah no such thing they don't give out black belts for things that are stupid well I hope it was worth it cuz I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes I think I'll take a little bit longer than that really if I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes I ought to be able to cut my here's going to happen I am going to have to fix you manage you two on a more personal scale a a more micro form of Management Jim what is that called micro German boom yes now Jim is going to be the client Dwight you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive hostile or difficult let's go all right fine mmm ring ring hello hello this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company well that's great because I need paper excellent then you are in luck because we are having a limited time offer only on everything wow this is my lucky day what is your name sir I am Bill buttlicker really that's your real name how dare you my family built this country by the way you're respectful to a place yes Michael do you hold on one second that's my other one what no but I hello yeah no I'm just on the phone this stupid salesman he's so dumb probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything okay it's up to you to change mine sorry that was a family emergency oh no what's wrong you know what that's private boundaries Dwight oh I'm sorry mr. buttlicker as I was saying so we're having a limit of a little bit louder I'm hard of hearing sorry if he's an old man okay as I was saying right now we're at like louder okay our prices have never been lower when you have to talk loud never been lower louder son but maker our prices I've never lower stop hate that is totally inappropriate you should never yell like no you listen to me sir here we go the three words I would describe you as is aggressiveness hostile and definitely difficult please mister by my right right you know the phones give me a chance give me the phone mr. buttlicker me the phone I have to put on with my boss well I should hope so who is this hello this is Michael Scott regional manager well this is William M buttlicker hello mr. buttlicker how may we help you Michael I like the sound of your voice you know I'm gonna do I'm gonna buy 1 million dollars over the paper products today huh thank you very much sir I don't think you'll regret it did he or the master there is one condition Michael yes you have to fire the salesman that's read to me so terribly don't do it Michael what's this looks like a red wire that wasn't here before what's a computer do I mean computers have wires yours doesn't doesn't it no it's going in a different direction than the other wires right I'm really busy I can't talk about this anymore I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market not by dumb or high school 20 bucks for the whole spool crazy what a deal oh they'll be fine I'm ended up there Michael since it is your 15th anniversary at the company I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a 15-minute round of applause I like it followed by a 15-minute moment of silence I don't know is it classy enough Jim enough with the classy okay I just feel like after 15 years of this company Bravo by the way that we should celebrate with a very classy event a night to remember I think you're right this party has to have all the excitement drama and intrigue of my time here and of course classic and classy yeah Michael you just agreeing with him cuz he's wearing a tux don't you see what he's doing here last week Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code so this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously oh here's one a string quartet playing classical music mmm you know that's good but it's not classy i-i need something classy like the opening of a car dealership that's it or mr. peanut yes mr. peanut is not classic yes he is a regular peanut he just happens to have a cane a monocle and a top hat that's what makes him classy okay how about this an ice sculpture shaped like you covered in chocolate-covered strawberries Oh Dwight you're trying too hard and that's just not classy you see the thing about classy is it's a state of mind well I'm sorry I just don't know what classy is then okay let's just try this one on for size and I apologize cause it's right off the top of my head an ice sculpture of you completely surrounded by a variety of chocolate-covered fruits strawberries that's inspired I said that not classy not classy at all fake glass a French classic what was up with Pam being all pushy and negative in there I think she just didn't want a crucifix cake it scares me to see you going down a road that I went down am I going down a road when I see her bossing you around like that it just makes me wonder if this thing really has the legs to go the distance it's so scary how right that things are saying are and you're coming at it with almost no knowledge so of course I trust your opinion on this I know a few things about love horrible terrible awful awful things I was gonna use today to purge my inbox but now something much more pressing has come up hey Andy you know I've been thinking about what you said and noise I just don't know if I can do it that's interesting because what I hear you saying is that you do want to do it which means you can do it believe me I broke up with Angela I'm like the happiest guy ever I mean I'm so happy life is so happy make a total freedom you know it's just that Pam gets me through the day you know I rely on her I'm pretty emotionally needy and you know what I am here for you let me be your Traveling Pants oh you know that was doing there totally hey Jeff just totally blew a sales call bro I do that all the time yeah well with you it's different okay cuz I just I just suck I just I suck tuna be nice to my friend Jim okay why when I look in the mirror I don't like the face it looks back well so what your body's a 10 just forget it Jim I said forget it okay okay draaga okay tuna excuse me can I have your attention everyone here's the deal everybody Jim Halpert is very upset and disturbed I don't know if it was something you did something you said a look you gave him maybe it was nothing at all but here's the deal okay it stops now I guess I could be nicer Andy I think Jim is messing with you no really Dunder Mifflin this is Erin he's not available right now uh-huh yes sure I'll give him a message when he gets up gets back Michael I had chicken pot pie for lunch actually let me rephrase that Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch it let me be more specific Michael ate an entire family sized chicken pot pie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 p.m. which actually should be in about ten minutes okay are you sure you can just watch what do you need from me normally I don't condone leaving early but I have an appointment with the horse doctor how that horse became the doctor I don't know no I'm kidding he's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken like clockwork oh wow okay all right let's all go home come on see you all Damali my god [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: fiYelN8zJGw

Length: 14min 20sec (860 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 29 2020