Jim and Dwight are Literally Besties - The Office US

sales form for you design you know what to do [Applause] okay behind every great regional manager is a great assistant to the regional manager and I've chosen one of the best oh thanks man once upon a time we were natural enemies but we've overcome our differences much like Germany and Italy in World War good call together we run a no-nonsense office welcome he welcomes you please take an agenda item your agenda taking pleases him have a seat fill us there we go as you know I like to begin each day with an inspirational quote some say the only failure there is is the failure to try and that is wrong failure of any kind is failure Jim over to you let's not get crazy and ruin our no-nonsense streak all right so for instance if you're expecting a fax today please don't yell out Michael J fox from Facts of the future question yes beautiful girl in the front we are expecting a water delivery today at 10 A.M what if as they're delivering the water jugs someone screams out nice jugs that's obviously nonsense nonsense and what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office [Music] what is going on daycare won't take Philip anymore why apparently my station in life has descended to Adept even they won't forgive so hi buddy Stanley's sleeping you don't want to wake up the grumpy old walrus to you uh hey you want me to take the little diaper Blaster Pam can attest there's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps he does have a gift well he's calling for his mom but okay here we go careful he bites bites manager's office before you want to play a little game it's called shroot or Consequences you're gonna choose one of these two things a check for a million dollars or this dirty old beat yuck money or the beat yeah hey you wanted to see me door chair it's about Philip I'm sorry he's here today but I had I believe that that boy may be a shrew and if he is that child needs to be accorded what is his an enormous Farm an inheritance and the right to be raised under rigorous shrut Traditions you will of course be compensated with a marriage proposal how thoughtful then the two of you would move to my 1600 acre estate which let's face it is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet if he is your son that's a great plan but he's not he's not your son can I go back to my desk now yes yes Tim I need my assistant to the regional manager code red okay I don't know my pocket code chart on me right now so now I'm an assistant now who can help you with whatever you need he is lazy so crack the whip Jim I'm not kidding I need you go ahead okay um this is I'll be right back what do we got I was thinking of proposing to Esther today wow okay congratulations that's a really big step she's got a ton of great qualities she's young she's beautiful jeans so pure you could lick them her family admires me and my family tolerates hers A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins which is great for Bloodlines and isn't technically incest right in The Sweet Spot I think you're gonna be really happy plus her Dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of Frozen premium cattle sperm that's a lot of pros and did I mention that she weaves colorful durable blankets and rugs it all adds up so what is the problem Angela I don't know what you want me to tell you man all I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern one thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew every instinct every rational calculation some sort of virus love oh [Music] I want so much to open your eyes cause I need you to look into mine tell me that you'll open your eyes tell me [Music] what tell me that you'll open your eyes tell me that you'll open your eyes [Music] no matter what happens you gotta forget about all the other stuff you gotta forget about logic and fear and doubt just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth at the end of the day you gotta jump last time [Music] you love Angela Dwight I think you always have you're a good assistant Jeff not as good as you it's very true get the hell out of here you got it check it out this is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts [Applause] [Music] oh my God the yearbook fixtures Incredibles is it the bottle timer [Music] oh no this is like the best present ever okay wait what is this the mini golf it's like three years ago [Music] without you you watched it yeah well I guess you're ready for this what's that it's from the teapot everything you'll ever need to know is in that note not enough for me you are breathing pull over why I pulled over [Applause] Dwight what the is your problems I love you and I don't care the Phillips not my son I will raise a hundred children with a hundred of your lovers if it means I can be with you you put that down music stretches how loudly I love you this is a ring taken from the buttocks of my grandmother put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors Dynasty melted in a Foundry run by Mennonites okay yeah yeah I love you and I lied to you what Philip's your son what why would you say that I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me get out I'm a dad you're a dad hahaha [Music]

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Id: 3xZ30C898VY

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 01 2023