Every Michael Scott Character Ever - The Office US

okay we need some sort of distraction for everybody anything new on YouTube Michael doesn't even need to be good the name is Barn Santa Bond all of an eggnog she could not start I'm prison Mike do you really expect us to believe you're somebody do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall [ __ ] all right hey hey it's just the way we talk in the clink but a lot of fun talk about prison today I am here this guy is great in prison you are somebody's [ __ ] you're always having sex with somebody whether it's the gang member or the guards and then you run to the warden for protection and you become a snitch and then the other inmates kill you does that sound like fun oh and you you my friend would be the bell of the ball don't drop the soap don't drop the soap Michael please you learn all of this internet so not the prison and prison at 50 50. what'd you do prison Mike I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom that is quite the rap sheet prison Mike and I never got caught neither well they're in prison but is there someone there who's there I hear voices is somebody there yeah is someone here I can't see you because I'm blind it's Jim and Pam Michael it is they're back oh oh Pam black I'm a squeezy how do I describe it is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble the women in my improv class absolutely hate him boom detective Michael's Khan I'm with the FBI boom freeze Michael schoon FBI you know what you did prison sounds horrible yeah yeah well thank you Andy thanks have any of you ever had to break a rock all day every day for no reason with chains on your legs you were on a chain gang tell us how you masterminded the kidnapping of the president's son I waited outside his Prep School in a van and when he came out for soccer practice I pounced what's the very very worst thing about prison the worst thing about prison was was the Demento they were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they come down and they sucked a soul out of your body and at height I hope that this scared you I came up with prison Mike during improv class no more guns no no Michael why don't you give me all the guns you have just get rid of all your guns and give them to me great okay I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune I promise it's worth it oh I can see you walking out of here on your thrilled with your reading Michael what did you tell him bill you told me he couldn't show it to me but he has a gun hi I'm date Mike nice to meet me how do you like your eggs in the morning everything okay are you wearing a hat now guys come on I'm on a date let me do my thing you want to just make a run for her maybe hey guys guys watch this ready what are you doing I'm trying to not understand with my talk likely not to do this wow maybe we should tell her that he's not normally like this maybe it should come from a man maybe it should come from a note flowers tomorrow hello hello hi hi you want to pay 400 bucks to refilt this table yeah why don't you send the bill to 23 I don't care Lanes Scranton Pennsylvania hey Michael I would say I kind of have an unfair Advantage because I watch reality dating shows like Hawk and I learn I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers actually I probably learned more from the losers seal the deal yes it does no just let date Mike handle this he's got it it's all over it what a great night got to hang out with my peeps sort of did okay with a new young lady actually you didn't not at all I think I did but I can't take all the credit some of the credit is due in fact to my good friend date Mike nice to meet me I worry about him I know look at that guy [Music] Michael I'm all right I'm all right hey out of curiosity do you have any other characters I have a black guy nope I have my club boom boom I'm fine hello everybody I am beautiful they are beautiful he is beautiful this big fat pig is beautiful it's my sumo suit I just didn't inflate it all the way I'm so glad that I bought instead of rented although I have not figured out how to clean it so it's a little brutal body image and now Michael the magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage hello I'm here for the small business seminar nine I'm Greek my name is wait Michael why don't you talk to Mykonos is Mykonos Greek he sounds Italian ugh you're the fifth person to tell me that today what do you do in your free time practice Olympics do you like movies I like the musical grease or as we call it home we have to try this out on somebody look you want to order something you have Gina I don't know what that is coffee with milk for the goat it's a miracle she can talk no more brain damage answers to Michael Michael G Scott Michael J fox Mr Fox the incredible Mr Fox yeah he just left bottom hello hello hello hello hi how can I help you my name is Michael scarn [Music] [Music] up on aisle five I'm up it's the president he needs you for a mission tell him I'm retired it's golden face golden face this is personal it's gone right on time Hail to the Chief I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it would be good for my daughter to see a black man as president even in a silly home movie what a stupid waste of time it's scar sorry about your friend scarn the joke's on you golden face that man was a wanted animal rapist we've searched the whole building golden face where is the bomb we've searched the whole building golden face where is the bomb we've searched okay well my name is Michael Scott and I'm here to say I'm about to do the spawn in a major way [Music] you jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand you meet new friends you tie some yawn and that's how you do this gone you jump to the right and you shake that hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand meet new friends tie that yard that's how you move this guy I'm just changing my cell phone plan okay okay there you go I'll take my free stress ball too now sure thing here you go Miss okay Fanny smell more real original what you know what say hi to Orville tutenbacher for me tootenbacher Bacher that's Michael's millionaire character that farts farts popcorn of course he was here oh my God is there news there has been a murder what what there's been a murder in Savannah I don't like my character who are you voodoo mama Juju the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps I'm not comfortable with this well how do you think I feel I mean I have to play Caleb crawdad handsome Playboy every night a different woman being ogled where where what is this contraption I do declare it's my Blackberry Michael I'm trying to get updates on the company who's Michael I'm Caleb crawdad I do declare you don't have to keep saying I do declare anytime you say something it means you're declaring that is the way southern people talk and what designing woman are you basically mad on declare I people are really diving into their characters y'all sorry I'm late boss what's going on sir there has been a murder and you are a suspect okay hang on just a second let me settle in and I'll be right back very good my name is Jim and I'm actually a time traveler from 2009 and I'm here to tell you that there's a paper company in Scranton Pennsylvania that has a lot of work not getting done yeah no fair okay he gets to travel back in time I should be able to travel back in time at the night of the murder find out who killed Bill bourbon okay allow it do it okay I just did it who's the murderer it's too dark I couldn't see two of you live on the same street and yet hate each other explain a whale he's always climbing up into my peach tree making my peaches smell like feet that's right and she her cat ate my dog I got an email from corporate specifically for accounting to stop all payments to our vendors what does that mean well maybe nothing but it could be a problem of liquidity strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth son this here is Savannah Phyllis uh yes plant plantate this Plantation we were running long on greenbacks and we're having problems paying the people who give up so slaves than the dirt we can't pay him Michael sure it was water it couldn't have been acid I already declared you it was too dark to tell stop playing games with me this is not a game this is my life you are out of order answer me you are out of all you are out of order you are Michael where are you right now sweet Savannah Georgia what year is it 1955. what did you have for breakfast let me see I believe I ate grits what is the main industry in Savannah murder there has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue my little heart can barely take it no more today is the hardest I have worked in a long long time I didn't do it okay everybody just calmed down count of three we're all gonna put down our guns I have crossbows we'll put down our Weaponry on the count of three okay you ready I'm ready one two two three um no no it's a special guest and I would like to invite to say in one last goodbye here he comes he's coming right again hi everybody it's ping and I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people thank you everybody you've been so wonderful we've had such a quick [Music] I love you very much we had an assembly at school where a giant owl came out and gave a very impassioned speech about giving Hoots and not polluting and you know what I never polluted again it was right then that I realized the power of saying things as a character people listen to you when you were wearing a an elaborate costume or speaking in a voice that is not yours [Music]

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Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 07 2023