Black Jeopardy: Velvet Jones - SNL

>>> WELCOME TO BLACK GEM. OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE RASHAD. AND MR. JONES. >> HI. >> IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE THE FOUNDER OF THE VELVET JONES SCHOOL OF TECHNOLOGY. >> THAT'S RIGHT. I SHOW WOMEN HOW TO START THEIR OWN BUSINESS MAKING UP TO $1,500 A WEEK WITH MY NUMBER ONE BEST SELLER, I WANT TO BE A HO. >> OKAY. MR. JONES, THIS IS NOT AN INFOMERCIAL AND IT IS A LITTLE EARLY. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR CATEGORY. WE GOT MY LAST NERVE. GO AHEAD THEN. I AIN'T WANNA SAY NOTHING BUT. I'M ON BREAK. WHAT YOU NOT GONNA DO. AND THERE IS ALWAYS WHITE PEOPLE. >> OKAY. YOU'RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP. YOU PICK. >> LET'S GO WITH WHAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO FOR 200. >> YOUR WHITE FRIEND WANTS TO GIVE YOU. >> YOU DON'T PUT A HOLIDAY IN YOUR HOUSE. >> LET'S STICK WITH WHAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO. >> THEY SAY YOUR NEIGHBOR PAID $300 FOR POLE DANCING CLASSES. >> VELVET JONES. >> WHAT A SHAME. WHY SPEND GOOD MONEY ON CLASSES WHEN YOU CAN DO IT FOR HALF THE PRICE IN MY BASEMENT. IT'S ALL IN MY NEW BOOK ENTITLED, HOW THE DANGS LIKE A HO. >> WELL, GOOD TRY, MR. JONES. ON THIS SHOW WE SAY WOMEN. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? >> YES. MMM, WOMEN. >> THEN IT'S YOUR TURN. >> LET'S GO TO I AIN'T WANNA SAY NOTHING. >> WE GOT A TIME AND A HALF QUESTION. THIS ONE IS WORTH TIME AND A HALF. ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE PICTURE. IS IT RUNNING AROUND ACTING LIKE A CAT NAP. >> WHAT IS, I AIN'T WANNA SAY NOTHING BUT MOVIES CAN STAY WHITE. >> THAT'S RIGHT. DIVERSITY SHOULD HAPPEN. >> THAT MAN LOOKS DIG. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO WEAR -- WHERE IS HIS THREE PIECE SUIT AND HIS TINY GOLD CHAIN AND HIS LONG HAIR? HOW WILL HE EVER ATTRACT GOOD HO? >> MR. JONES, FOLKS ON THE INTERNET WILL BE UPSET IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT. YOUR PICK. >> LET'S GO TO MY LAST NERVE FOR 200. >> ALL RIGHT. YOUR GIRL SAYS SHE GOTTA WORK OVERTIME BECAUSE THE HOLIDAYS. >> WHAT A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY FOR THIS YOUNG ALIVE TO GO INTO BUSINESS FOR HERSELF. PERSONALLY, I THINK THERE'S NOTHING MORE SEXY THAN A WOMAN WHO MAKES HER OWN MONEY. AND SHE CAN LEARN TO DO THAT WITH MY NEW BOOK ENTITLED -- >> PLEASE DON'T SAY HO. >> I WAS NOT. THIS IS CALLED ASS FOR CASH. IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT KIT GET YOU UP TO $1,500 A WEEK. AS SIMPLE AS THAT. >> YOU KNOW ABOUT ME, TOO. >> OF COURSE. YOU LIKE HOS? ME, TOO. >> LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S PRIZES. >> THANKS. TODAY'S BLACK JEOPARDY WINNER WILL RECEIVE CRAB LEGS. IT WOULDN'T BE MOTHER'S DAY WITHOUT CRAB LEGS. AND BY HE FUNNY PET ADOPTION CENTRAL. DON'T GO YOU NEAR DOG. HE FUNNY. AND FROM THE FAMILY OF PRODUCTS PUT SOME WATER IN THEM. BACK TO YOU. >> YEAH. PUT THAT WATER IN IT. ALL RIGHT. MR. JONES. THE BOARD IS YOURS. >> LET'S TRY WHAT YOU NOT GONNA DO FOR 600. >> YOUR NIECE SHOWS UP FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. BE CAREFUL. >> IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND. WHAT YOU NOT GONNA DO IS JUDGE THIS WOMAN. IT'S 2019 AND SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE SEXY AND TO SHOW OFF HER BEAUTY. SHE IS INDEPENDENT AND SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN MONEY. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE. >> WELL! THAT'S VERY NICE. WELCOME TO THE MODERN ERA, MR. JONES. >> YEAH. AND IT'S ALL IN MY NEW BOOK TITLED, HOW TO BE AN INSTAGRAM HO. HOW TO MAKE $1500 A WEEK FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN BEDROOM BEING A STRONG INDEPENDENT INSTAGRAM HO. >> I GOT TO SAY, YOU GOT A POINT, MR. JONES. ♪ ALWAYS AND FOREVER ♪ >> THE SOUND OF THE LAST DANCE AT A BLACK PROM MEANS WE ARE OUT OF TIME. LET'S TAKE A BREAK AND DELETE HIS PRIVATE TWITTER ACCOUNT.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,037,485

Rating: 4.7444344 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, eddie murphy, velvet jones, black jeopardy, darnell hayes, chris redd, ego nwodim, kenan thompson, s45, s45e10, episode 10, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Dolemite Is My Name, Coming to America, Beverly Hills Cop, Trading Places, Gumby, Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood, Lizzo, Truth Hurts

Id: fc2YDa7FOjw

Length: 5min 32sec (332 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 23 2019