Best Tribute to Alex Trebek and Sean Connery Greatest SNL Jeopardy Moments

john connery we meet again you loggerheaded tickle-brained pumpkin i cut an album of filthy limericks just so i'd be eligible there once was a man named trebek who had the world's tiniest enough okay and the answer is you usually drink water out of one of these sean connery a leather glove no the answer was a glass then the day is mine let's take a look at the scores sean connery has set a new jeopardy record with negative two hundred and thirty thousand dollars you think you're pretty smart don't you trebek what with your daigo mustache on your greasy hair look what did i just say about ethnic slurs and finally with negative 130 000 sean connery is here yet again i wouldn't miss it for the world trebek i turned down harry friggin potter for this [Laughter] please god take me now in last place with negative 69 dollars oh brother sean connery negative 69 okay that wasn't your score well 69 is how i scored with your mother last night ow let's take a look at the score sean connery currently sits at negative 3 000 and your mother currently sits on my face trump back way too early for that way too early this is the sound a doggie makes mr cuttery mool no well that's the sound your mother made last night [Applause] okay that's not necessary sean connery can you repeat the question of simon and garfunkel the one that is not garfunkel i garfunkel your mother you were wrong you montebank i pose a conundrum to you a riddle if you will i don't want to hear it what's the difference between you and a mallard with a coal one's a sick duck i can't remember how it ends but your mother's a well well well trebek fancy seeing you here it's been a while not long enough that's not what your mother said last night japan u.s relations i have no idea what that category is doing up there i had relations this morning trebek hope we didn't wake you your mother's a screamer for your information my mother's in a nursing home in alberta canada oh she was gnashing it all right tom let go of it no not the jar let's go let's go of the pickle but but i want a pickle we we can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle that's what your mother said last night the word cat is found under this letter in the dictionary sean connery i believe you'd find it in the r section no no no not in the r's not in the odds that's not what your mother said the answer is this is the color of snow water's yellow incorrect are you sure i made some yesterday spelled your name on a snow bank of course it was your mother's handwriting she was holding the pen so does he catch these men every answer is a person on the fbi's most wanted list so let's just forget that category i'm not pretty sure that that would not turn out well i turned out your mother last night i'm ignoring you it's a prison term it means i've got to work in as a prostitute in my employ sean connery it's still your board uh i'll take george for 400. it's actually not swords sir mr connery why don't you pick it looks like this is my lucky day i'll take the rapists for 200. that's therapists sean connery why don't you pick well the game is a foot i'll take anal bomb cover for seven thousand [Applause] album cover not anal bum cover sean connery just pick a category i'll take hor sheman for 800. wait wait wait where are you going look what do you she like your mother sheman it's right there i see it i see it now please i can read trebek that says anal bomb cover i spent five years of my life trying to invent a needle bum cover failing to do so is my greatest regret you have led a horrifying life you're bored i'll take i have a hard on for 600. where did you get that magic marker we frisked you in on the way in here i didn't have it in my pocket oh that's disgusting please i bet if you frisked me you would have found it all right that's that's enough you control the board i'll take edge for 200. it is it is who reads it's about books it's it's not ads that's it connery you're on a timeout no sean connery would you pick a category i'll take catch the semen for 800. it's not catch the semen is that what the moustache is for trobac [Applause] why don't you pick a category i'll take the tits now for 800. that's let it snow no it's not it's a french expression bonjour [Laughter] how many fingers am i holding up sean connery i've got a finger for you trebek please don't cut to him ah what do you think of that trebek okay that's that's that's not a finger and you know it oh don't be so shocked trebek and the category is letters of the alphabet all you have to do is write down a letter sean connery you wrote okay that is definitely not a letter finally mr connery the category was numbers and you wrote a letter v well i tell you what my friend v is a roman numeral so despite your best efforts you answered correctly let's see what you wagered suck it trebek sean connery asked himself okay i i think i know where this is going let me just see here yeah yeah that's a horse having sex with me okay that's beautiful oh come on you pansy let the people see my word no we're not going to do that okay i quit again good night come on let's see what you wrote sure i'm sorry alex that i am wow i know i give you a hard time but it's all in good fun i mean you know that don't you uh of course i do sean let's see what you wagered friend trebek is such a fruit let's just see what you wrote [Music] wow that is a nonsense word thank you thank you sean you're welcome alex let's see what my friend sean wagered

Channel: J Rap

Views: 24,536

Rating: 4.8380566 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, SeanConnery, AlexTrebek, Jeopardy, Tribute, Therapistfor500, Whoreadsfor500

Id: piAnanv1g7I

Length: 9min 43sec (583 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 13 2020