>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELEBRITY
FAMILY FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES. HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY.
♪♪♪ >> OKAY.
OKAY. NOW, WELCOME TO CELEBRITY FAMILY
FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES. I NEVER WON AN OSCAR.
I DO GOT AN EGOT, AS IN HE GOT A LOT OF BUTTONS ON THIS JACKET.
ALL OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY IS UP FOR OSCARS.
WE GOT FILM VETERANS. DETERRENT.
VERSUS MOVIE NEWBIES. WE WERE GONNA DO A TEAM OF ALL
BLACK WOMAN NOMINEES, BUT REGINA KING IS ON VACATION.
OKAY. ON THE VETERAN SIDE, HE'S
NOMINATED FOR DIRECTOR OF "BLACKKKLANSMAN," MR. SPIKE LEE.
>> BROOKLYN IN THE HOUSE. >> ALL RIGHT.
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN WIN, SPIKE?
>> STEVE, I BOUGHT SEASON TICKETS TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS
EVERY YEAR FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS.
YOU THINK I LIKE WINNING? >> MAN, YOU FUN -- YOU LIKE A
LITTLE BLACK LEPRECHAUN. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT FROM "THE WIFE" IS GLENN CLOSE.
>> DON'T YOU TOUCH ME. YOU COME HERE WEEK AFTER WEEK
WITH YOUR -- YOUR LIES AND CHEAP SUITS.
PITTING FAMILY AGAINST FAMILY. WELL, GUESS WHAT, STEVE.
I'M TIRED OF FEUDING. I'M TIRED.
I'M KIDDING. I'M VERY WELL.
THANK YOU. >> THAT WAS WEIRD.
I THINK YOU TRYING TO GET AN OSCAR FOR BEST PERFORMANCE ON A
GAME SHOW. ALL RIGHT.
NEXT, HE IS NOMINATED FOR "A STAR IS BORN."
MR. SAM ELLIOTT. >> HEY.
VERY NICE TO BE HERE, STEVE. >> WELL, WHAT YOU GOIN DO IF YOU
WIN THAT OSCAR, SAM? >> WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SELL IT
AND GET MY NECKS FIX. DAMN THING WON'T STAND UP RIGHT.
>> YOU HAVE TWO FROM THE MOVIE. THE FAVOR YOU LIKE AND SOMEONE
NAMED OLIVIA COLEMAN. >> HI, ACTUALLY "THE FAVOURITE."
IT'S BRITISH. I'M OLIVIA.
A VERY CELEBRATED --- ACTRESS. SO, SAVE THE QUEEN.
I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT PISSED AT THE MOMENT.
I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING MY TWO GOLDEN GLOBES.
NONE OF YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM.
I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT. --- >> OH, MAN.
YOU ARE CHEEKY LITTLE CRUMPET. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO TO THE NEWBY SIDE. ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S A SINGER NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTRESS AND SHE WAS NAMED
BY A BABY. IT'S LADY GAGA.
>> THANK YOU. IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO BE ON THE
FEUD. IF 99 PEOPLE ARE SURVEYED, YOU
JUST NEED ONE PERSON TO BELIEVE IN YOU TO WIN THE GAME.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
>> IF IT WORKS -- IT WORKS IF YOU DREAM IT.
♪ OH, NO ♪ >> ISN'T SHE GREAT?
>> BRADLEY COOPER. WHAT YOU DOING ON THE NEWBY
SIDE? >> I HAVE TO BE WITH GAGA.
>> YEAH, IT'S A RULE. >> I SAW THIS WOMAN AT THE
SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW AND I HAD THIS WILD IDEA.
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHE COULD PLAY A SINGER.
>> OOH. YOU THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT, HE'S NOMINATED FOR
"BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY." MR. RAMI MALEK.
CONGRATULATIONS, RAMI. >> THANKS.
I'M SO SURPRISED. >> YEAH, YOU LOOK SURPRISED,
PLAYER. YOUR EYEBALLS LOOK LIKE THEY
'BOUT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. ALL RIGHT, THEN FINALLY, HE'S
NOMINATED FOR THE "GREEN BOOK." IT'S MAHERSHALA ALI.
>> WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. >> WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THE LAST SCENE IN YOUR MOVIE WHERE THE
WHITE GUY TEACHES THE BLACK GUY HOW TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
>> THAT WASN'T THE LAST SCENE, STEVE.
>> IT WAS FOR ME. LET'S GET TWO PLAYERS UP HERE.
LET'S GO. ♪♪♪
>> SPIKE, I ADORE YOUR FILMS. I'D LOVE TO BE IN ONE SOMETIME.
>> THAT'S GREAT. NO.
OKAY. 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED.
TOP SIX ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. EVERYBODY GOTTA LOOK THEIR BEST
FOR THE OSCARS. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU
WANT TO LOOK SEXY. [ BEEPING ]
GAGA. >> I FEEL SEXY WHEN I'M ON STAGE
AND I MAKE THE FACE OF A LION THAT'S ABOUT TO POUNCE.
LIKE THIS. >> HMM.
OKAY. SHOW ME STROKE FACE.
[ BUZZER ] OH, I'M SORRY.
NOT UP THERE. SPIKE, YOU GOTTA ANSWER.
>> IF I WANT TO DO SEXY, I PUT ON A ROMANTIC MOVIE.
>> OH, THAT'S NICE. LIKE WHAT?
>> "ROOTS." >> OKAY.
SHOW ME GETTING FREAKY TO THE WRONG STUFF.
[ RINGING ] HEY, NUMBER THREE.
ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL GOT THE BOARD.
OKAY, GLEN CLOSE, SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SEXY.
>> DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SEXY?
A WOMAN IN HER PRIME. A WOMAN WHO HAS STORIES WRITTEN
IN THE LINES OF HER FACE. YOU LOOK RIGHT PASSED ME.
DON'T YOU? WELL, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA LOOK
UP AND I WILL BE LONG GONE. I'M JUST KIDDING.
LINK LINK LINGERIE, MAYBE?
I DON'T KNOW. >> OKAY.
SHOW ME QUEUEING UP THE SCENERY. [ BUZZER ]
OH, IT'S NOT THERE. I'M SORRY.
SAM ELLIOTT, SOMETHING YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY.
COME ON. >> WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SAY.
MAYBE I'LL PUT ON A CLEAN BARN JACKET AND COMB MY MUSTACHE.
>> YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE INTRIGUED BY A
WHITE MAN MUSTACHE, BUT THAT THING IS A SPECIMEN.
I'LL ADMIT IT. I HAVE MUSTACHE ENVY.
SHOW ME BRINGING THE WHITE HEAT. [ BUZZER ]
OH, IT'S NOT UP THERE. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S TWO STRIKES. LET'S BE A LITTLE CAREFUL.
ONE MORE, THE OTHER TEAM GET'S A CHANCE TO STEAL.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO OLIVIA.
SOMETHING THAT YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY.
>> WHAT? I AM ENGLISH.
WHAT'S SEXY TO US IS A CUP OF TEA, FLIRTY, BUT POLITE ANSWER
AND A COUPLE OF FINGERS IN THE BUM.
I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT PISSED.
>> OKAY. SHOW ME MARY POPPINS STOPPING
THAT NONSENSE. [ BUZZER ]
OH. >> BE REAL.
>> BE BRADLEY COOPER? >> ALL RIGHT, GAGA.
YOU'RE THE TEAM LEADER. WHAT DO YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, STEVE. I DIDN'T TRULY FEEL SEXY UNTIL I
STARTED MAKING MUSIC, THEN SUDDENLY, I WAS SELLING RECORDS
AND DATING ALL THE TIME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. >> I THINK I DO.
SHOW ME SHE GOT RICH. [ RINGING ]
NUMBER ONE ANSWER. ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, TURN ME INTO A SEX SYMBOL, TOO.
LET'S TAKE A BREAK. I GOTTA FIND ME SOME EXTRA
SECURITY BECAUSE I THINK MONIQUE'S WAITING FOR ME IN THE
PARKING LOT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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I usually really like these sketches. This was not one of those times.