Family Feud: Oscar Nominees - SNL

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I usually really like these sketches. This was not one of those times.

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>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES. HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY. ♪♪♪ >> OKAY. OKAY. NOW, WELCOME TO CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD, OSCAR NOMINEES. I NEVER WON AN OSCAR. I DO GOT AN EGOT, AS IN HE GOT A LOT OF BUTTONS ON THIS JACKET. ALL OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY IS UP FOR OSCARS. WE GOT FILM VETERANS. DETERRENT. VERSUS MOVIE NEWBIES. WE WERE GONNA DO A TEAM OF ALL BLACK WOMAN NOMINEES, BUT REGINA KING IS ON VACATION. OKAY. ON THE VETERAN SIDE, HE'S NOMINATED FOR DIRECTOR OF "BLACKKKLANSMAN," MR. SPIKE LEE. >> BROOKLYN IN THE HOUSE. >> ALL RIGHT. YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN WIN, SPIKE? >> STEVE, I BOUGHT SEASON TICKETS TO THE NEW YORK KNICKS EVERY YEAR FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS. YOU THINK I LIKE WINNING? >> MAN, YOU FUN -- YOU LIKE A LITTLE BLACK LEPRECHAUN. ALL RIGHT. NEXT FROM "THE WIFE" IS GLENN CLOSE. >> DON'T YOU TOUCH ME. YOU COME HERE WEEK AFTER WEEK WITH YOUR -- YOUR LIES AND CHEAP SUITS. PITTING FAMILY AGAINST FAMILY. WELL, GUESS WHAT, STEVE. I'M TIRED OF FEUDING. I'M TIRED. I'M KIDDING. I'M VERY WELL. THANK YOU. >> THAT WAS WEIRD. I THINK YOU TRYING TO GET AN OSCAR FOR BEST PERFORMANCE ON A GAME SHOW. ALL RIGHT. NEXT, HE IS NOMINATED FOR "A STAR IS BORN." MR. SAM ELLIOTT. >> HEY. VERY NICE TO BE HERE, STEVE. >> WELL, WHAT YOU GOIN DO IF YOU WIN THAT OSCAR, SAM? >> WELL, I'LL PROBABLY SELL IT AND GET MY NECKS FIX. DAMN THING WON'T STAND UP RIGHT. >> YOU HAVE TWO FROM THE MOVIE. THE FAVOR YOU LIKE AND SOMEONE NAMED OLIVIA COLEMAN. >> HI, ACTUALLY "THE FAVOURITE." IT'S BRITISH. I'M OLIVIA. A VERY CELEBRATED --- ACTRESS. SO, SAVE THE QUEEN. I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT PISSED AT THE MOMENT. I'VE BEEN CELEBRATING MY TWO GOLDEN GLOBES. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM. I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT. --- >> OH, MAN. YOU ARE CHEEKY LITTLE CRUMPET. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO TO THE NEWBY SIDE. ALL RIGHT. SHE'S A SINGER NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTRESS AND SHE WAS NAMED BY A BABY. IT'S LADY GAGA. >> THANK YOU. IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO BE ON THE FEUD. IF 99 PEOPLE ARE SURVEYED, YOU JUST NEED ONE PERSON TO BELIEVE IN YOU TO WIN THE GAME. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. >> IF IT WORKS -- IT WORKS IF YOU DREAM IT. ♪ OH, NO ♪ >> ISN'T SHE GREAT? >> BRADLEY COOPER. WHAT YOU DOING ON THE NEWBY SIDE? >> I HAVE TO BE WITH GAGA. >> YEAH, IT'S A RULE. >> I SAW THIS WOMAN AT THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW AND I HAD THIS WILD IDEA. I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SHE COULD PLAY A SINGER. >> OOH. YOU THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX. ALL RIGHT. NEXT, HE'S NOMINATED FOR "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY." MR. RAMI MALEK. CONGRATULATIONS, RAMI. >> THANKS. I'M SO SURPRISED. >> YEAH, YOU LOOK SURPRISED, PLAYER. YOUR EYEBALLS LOOK LIKE THEY 'BOUT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. ALL RIGHT, THEN FINALLY, HE'S NOMINATED FOR THE "GREEN BOOK." IT'S MAHERSHALA ALI. >> WONDERFUL TO BE HERE. >> WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A QUESTION ABOUT THE LAST SCENE IN YOUR MOVIE WHERE THE WHITE GUY TEACHES THE BLACK GUY HOW TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN. >> THAT WASN'T THE LAST SCENE, STEVE. >> IT WAS FOR ME. LET'S GET TWO PLAYERS UP HERE. LET'S GO. ♪♪♪ >> SPIKE, I ADORE YOUR FILMS. I'D LOVE TO BE IN ONE SOMETIME. >> THAT'S GREAT. NO. OKAY. 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED. TOP SIX ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. EVERYBODY GOTTA LOOK THEIR BEST FOR THE OSCARS. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO LOOK SEXY. [ BEEPING ] GAGA. >> I FEEL SEXY WHEN I'M ON STAGE AND I MAKE THE FACE OF A LION THAT'S ABOUT TO POUNCE. LIKE THIS. >> HMM. OKAY. SHOW ME STROKE FACE. [ BUZZER ] OH, I'M SORRY. NOT UP THERE. SPIKE, YOU GOTTA ANSWER. >> IF I WANT TO DO SEXY, I PUT ON A ROMANTIC MOVIE. >> OH, THAT'S NICE. LIKE WHAT? >> "ROOTS." >> OKAY. SHOW ME GETTING FREAKY TO THE WRONG STUFF. [ RINGING ] HEY, NUMBER THREE. ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL GOT THE BOARD. OKAY, GLEN CLOSE, SOMETHING YOU DO WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SEXY. >> DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SEXY? A WOMAN IN HER PRIME. A WOMAN WHO HAS STORIES WRITTEN IN THE LINES OF HER FACE. YOU LOOK RIGHT PASSED ME. DON'T YOU? WELL, ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA LOOK UP AND I WILL BE LONG GONE. I'M JUST KIDDING. LINK LINK LINGERIE, MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW. >> OKAY. SHOW ME QUEUEING UP THE SCENERY. [ BUZZER ] OH, IT'S NOT THERE. I'M SORRY. SAM ELLIOTT, SOMETHING YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY. COME ON. >> WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SAY. MAYBE I'LL PUT ON A CLEAN BARN JACKET AND COMB MY MUSTACHE. >> YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE INTRIGUED BY A WHITE MAN MUSTACHE, BUT THAT THING IS A SPECIMEN. I'LL ADMIT IT. I HAVE MUSTACHE ENVY. SHOW ME BRINGING THE WHITE HEAT. [ BUZZER ] OH, IT'S NOT UP THERE. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S TWO STRIKES. LET'S BE A LITTLE CAREFUL. ONE MORE, THE OTHER TEAM GET'S A CHANCE TO STEAL. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO OLIVIA. SOMETHING THAT YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY. >> WHAT? I AM ENGLISH. WHAT'S SEXY TO US IS A CUP OF TEA, FLIRTY, BUT POLITE ANSWER AND A COUPLE OF FINGERS IN THE BUM. I'M SORRY. I'M A BIT PISSED. >> OKAY. SHOW ME MARY POPPINS STOPPING THAT NONSENSE. [ BUZZER ] OH. >> BE REAL. >> BE BRADLEY COOPER? >> ALL RIGHT, GAGA. YOU'RE THE TEAM LEADER. WHAT DO YOU DO TO FEEL SEXY? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, STEVE. I DIDN'T TRULY FEEL SEXY UNTIL I STARTED MAKING MUSIC, THEN SUDDENLY, I WAS SELLING RECORDS AND DATING ALL THE TIME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. >> I THINK I DO. SHOW ME SHE GOT RICH. [ RINGING ] NUMBER ONE ANSWER. ALL RIGHT. YEAH, TURN ME INTO A SEX SYMBOL, TOO. LET'S TAKE A BREAK. I GOTTA FIND ME SOME EXTRA SECURITY BECAUSE I THINK MONIQUE'S WAITING FOR ME IN THE PARKING LOT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪♪♪
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 5,937,393
Rating: 4.7167883 out of 5
Keywords: snl, snl 44, snl season 44, saturday night live, family feud, don cheadle, beck bennett, Pete davidson, Kate mckinnon, kyle mooney, cecily strong, melissa villaseñor, chris redd, Spike Lee, Glenn Close, Sam Elliot, Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Rami Malek, Mahershala Ali, s44, s44e13, episode 13, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, olivia colman
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Length: 7min 4sec (424 seconds)
Published: Sat Feb 16 2019
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