Weekend Update: Gumby Returns - SNL

>> MEANWHILE, SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL, FRESH OFF HIS CAMEO IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] HE RESPONDED TO PELOSI'S DELAY IN SENDING THE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT SAYING, HEY, FINE WITH ME. >> STOP! >> WAIT, WHAT? >> GIVE ME A CHAIR. >> HOLD IT ONE DAMN SECOND. HOLD IT. HOW THE HELL, HEY, WAIT. SON OF A BITCH. LET ME TELL YOU BASTARDS SOMETHING. >> OH MY GOD, IT'S GUMBY! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT AM I DOING HERE? I'M THE ONE THAT MADE EDDIE MURPHY A STAR. >> WELL, WE JUST THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW YOU. >> WOULDN'T WHO KNOW GUMBY IS? I SAVED THIS SHOW FROM THE GUTTER. AND THIS IS THE THANKS THAT I GET FOR SAVING THE SHOW. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON YOU. >> OKAY. WELL GUMBY, JUST CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. >> DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, TRAILER BOY. I GOT TO LISTEN TO THIS BLACK BASTARD TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE WON'T REMEMBER ME? DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU BREAK WHAT YOU DO THIS BEHIND THIS DESK? BECAUSE YOUR JOKES DON'T HAVE LEGS, YOU SCHMUCKS. I HAVE HAD KIDNEY STONES WITH MORE PERSONALITY THAN THE TWO OF YOU. >> THAT'S A LITTLE RUDE, MAN. >> FACE IT, KIDS. BOTH OF YOU TOGETHER COULDN'T VELCRO MY SNEAKERS. >> WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A CHRISTMAS CHARACTER. >> NOT A CHRISTMAS CHARACTER? NOT A CHRISTMAS CHARACTER? I'M GREEN. I'M GREEN AND ALL THE CHILDREN LOVE ME. THE KIDS LOVE ME. I'M A CHRISTMAS CHARACTER, YOU JERK. YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A MATCH. I WANT TO LIGHT THIS CIGAR. >> YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN HERE. >> DON'T TELL ME NOT TO SMOKE. I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO. I AM GUMBY, DAMMIT. I AM GUMBY, DAMMIT. I WANT TO SMOKE A CIGAR, I SMOKE A CIGAR. >> SO WHERE'S YOUR HORSE, POKEY? >> YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SIT THERE AND BRING UP THE NAME POKEY? HE'S IN THE GLUE FACTORY FOR ALL I CARE. YOU ASK ME ABOUT A CAN OF DOG FOOD. HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB? YOU WIN A CONTEST OR SOMETHING? >> YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THE SHOW THEN, I GUESS? >> NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE. I DID ENJOY SOME OF THE SHOW. I DID ENJOY HER. WHAT'S THE TUSH. >> YOU MEAN LIZZO. >> YEAH. LIZZO. LOVE HER. BUBBA, SHE'S A BEAUTY. AND YOU KNOW, COLORED DAMES DON'T USUALLY DO IT FOR ME. >> GUMBY. THAT'S EXTREMELY PREJUDICE. >> DON'T YOU TRY TO MAKE ME OUT TO BE A RACIST, CHE, YOU BLACK BASTARD. >> ALL RIGHT, GUMBY. SO YOU WANT TO STAY OUT HERE OR WHAT? >> NO. I HAVE TO GET GOING. YOU SHOULD HAVE USED ME. YOU WASTE ME. I'M GOING. I'M AN OLD MAN. I GOT TO MAKE IT HOME EARLY SO I CAN TAKE MY MORNING DUMP. GUMBY, MY MORNING DUMP I CAN TAKE. >> GUMBY. >> I'M STAYING HERE. PEOPLE LOVE TO SEE ME. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. GUMBY, EVERYONE. >> I REALLY NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO FOLLOW GUMBY.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 5,374,218

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl 45, snl season 45, season 45, weekend update, weekend update snl, saturday night live weekend update, update, snl update, colin jost, michael che, chen biao, trade war, trump, s45, s45e10, episode 10, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Eddie Murphy, Dolemite Is My Name, Coming to America, Beverly Hills Cop, Trading Places, Gumby, Mister Robinson’s Neighborhood, star wars

Id: uNKL9MMbjNg

Length: 4min 13sec (253 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 21 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/mqrogers85]

This was the first live SNL episode I've watched in years and I was in no way disappointed.

[u/247FilmNerd]

I absolutely loved seeing this...

[u/lindsayglazer]

He could’ve been in every skit!

[u/brandon3k]

Shane Gillis is sick

[u/[deleted]]

This was a good one, one of my favourite weekend reports.