Uncle Ben - SNL

>>> HEY, EVERYBODY. I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME AT HOME WATCHING THE SHOW. IT'S BEEN A LONG, HARD TIME. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS. AND THERE'S THIS CLIMATE, UNFORTUNATELY A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE LOSE THEIR JOBS. THIS NEXT PIECE IS ABOUT JUST THAT. IT'S ABOUT TWO BLACK PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS BECAUSE OF THIS NEW SOCIAL CLIMATE WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. SADLY, THESE TWO BLACK PEOPLE MAY NEVER GET THOSE JOBS BACK. ENJOY. >> I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT, WE HAVE TO LET YOU GO. >> BUT I'M AUNT JEMIMA! [ LAUGHTER ] WHO DOESN'T LOVE MY PANCAKES? >> EVERYONE LOVES YOUR PANCAKES, AUNT JEMIMA. >> IT'S YOU. YOU'RE THE PROBLEM. >> ME? WHAT DID I DO? >> IT'S NOT WHAT YOU DID, IT'S HOW YOU MADE US FEEL ABOUT WHAT WE DID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. I'M A SLAVE. THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT YOUR JOB, THE JOB SECURITY. >> WE UNDERSTAND THAT. >> NO, YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. ALL I EVER DID WAS MAKE PANCAKES. AND THAT'S WHY AUNT JEMIMA PANCAKES ARE THE FLUFFIEST, THE BUTTERIEST, MOUTH-WATERING PANCAKES ON THE SHELF. THE SECRET IS, I USE MY OWN BREAST MILK. [ MOANS AND LAUGHTER ] >> AUNT JEMIMA, THIS IS HARD FOR US TOO, WE LOVE YOU. >> AND THANK YOU FOR BREAST FEEDING OUR CHILDREN. >> IT'S BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN, ISN'T IT? WHAT ABOUT UNCLE BEN? >> OH, DAMMIT, WOMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS MESS. >> IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU COMING WITH ME. >> ACTUALLY, UNCLE BEN, SHE'S RIGHT. >> WE HAVE TO LET YOU GO TOO. FOR THE SAME REASON. >> BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I'M UNCLE BEN. [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT SO MANY NIECES AND NEPHEWS TO TAKE CARE OF. >> YOU'LL BE FINE, JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE. >> BUT ALL I KNOW IS RICE. WHITE RICE. BROWN RICE. WILD RICE. YELLOW RICE. FOUR CHEESE. BASMATI. >> LOOK, IT'S NOT PERSONAL. IT'S JUST WE HAVE TO CLEAN HOUSE. >> COME ON, NOW. WE KNOW WHITE PEOPLE DON'T CLEAN THEY OWN HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YOU'RE TALKING TO SLAVES. >> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WE CAN'T WORK, HOW COME THE ALLSTATE GUY GETS TO WORK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOW WAIT A COTTON PICKING MINUTE, UNCLE BEN. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I KNEW YOU'D SELL ME OUT. >> IT AIN'T PERSONAL, SON. BUT WE GETTING FIRED, YOU SHOULD BE GETTING FIRED TOO. >> YEAH. FIRE ALLSTATE GUY TOO. >> STOP CALLING ME ALLSTATE GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE A NAME. IT'S "GUY FROM WAITING TO EXHALE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, YOU'RE GETTING FIRED TOO. >> I'M NOT EVEN A FOOD PRODUCT. I SELL SECURITY. MY DEEP BLACK VOICE MAKES WHITE PEOPLE FEEL SAFE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE IN GOOD HANDS. >> THAT MAY BE SO, BUT YOU'RE STILL BLACK, AND IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. >> BUT I'M A REAL PERSON. THESE ARE MERE CHARACTERS. IF ANYTHING, WHY DON'T YOU FIRE COUNT CHOCULA. HOW COME HE'S STILL WORKING, HUH? >> BUT I'M NOT EVEN BLACK, I'M MADE OF CHOCOLATE. >> LIKELY STORY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE STREETS IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE, YOU CHOCOLATY NIGGER. >> DON'T CALL ME THAT! >> IF HE'S CHOCOLATE, I'M CHOCOLATE TOO. >> YEAH, I'M CHOCOLATE TOO. >> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF, YOU'RE ALL FIRED. >> NO, I'M ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE, I'M NOT BLACK AT ALL. >> RIDICULOUS. ANOTHER LIKELY STORY. LOOK AT CHOCOLATY LIPS BEHIND THEM FANGS. BIG OLD FAT LIPS. SERIOUSLY. AMERICA, LOOK AT PETE DAVIDSON'S LIPS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU'RE ALL FIRED EXCEPT FOR ALLSTATE GUY. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, PAL. WE'LL LEAVE. BUT REMEMBER, YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. >> UH-HUH. >> SEND IN THE LAND

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 10,665,972

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Id: PFLuGVOWlkc

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/LeonimuZ]

My friend and I agreed that the sketch could have ended at "but I'm Aunt Jemima!" and it still would have been a great sketch. Everything after is cherry on top.

[u/Nemesinthe]

On the n-word usage in Chapelle's episode, I have to quote Ted Lasso: "Kinda like all the nipples in the movie Showgirls: Halfway through you don't notice them anymore, you just get sucked into the narrative."

[u/Songleaf]

The cast was so relieved that Biden had been announced as President that they didn’t care. It was amazing.

[u/GoodWeedReddit]

Pete literally spit his teeth out trying to hold in the laughs. Hilarious

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[removed]

[u/LP_24]

I couldn’t breathe cause I was laughing too hard when Dave broke from character and said to look at Pete Davidson’s lips lmao

[u/Openhugs]

Video not available in my country?

[u/timbknight]

Definitely, Chappelle.