Bill Burr Making Conan Laugh Compilation

like what they would have to do - I was talking my buddy goes they like what they would have to do to get me to stop watching you know like love football you want the Commissioner could literally punt a baby across this office with his wing tips on Sunday I don't condone the man's action but it's football he literally blame guys that she was a serial killer yeah you know what I mean like when you saw the Jeffrey Dahmer movie it wasn't like ah somebody shoved the tuna fish sandwich up my ass and I confused people with food so I like did he make like a big excuse for yeah she was a psycho killing people and she should have died but I'm like watching it feeling guilt didn't she for the first five years have like midgets who wanted to bang their mailman's boyfriend and she didn't want to do it but she stood on their heads for those little people [Applause] I gotta see I don't like how they interview the coaches to when they go to the half and a half time yeah is they're running off they shouldn't have to talk to somebody in like a skate park er you're not even in football yeah you can play to the high school level no no probably you took journalism yeah get out of here it's a bunch of nerds interrupting people who know what they're doing get you see and you'd sit there now about ready to close the door and you'd have that empty seat next to you last like a poor man's first class you're like oh [ __ ] I'll bring the armrest up I can actually be great then all of a sudden some fat bastard gets [Laughter] you like quint at the end of Jaws like slide [Applause] worried about this environmental stuff you really are worried about it uh I am and I'm not I just also feel like you know it probably a good thing if most of us died would be we had all these waffles eggs bacon this whole layout and my brother was looking at half-eaten cube steaks so he looked at my mama goes mom I have a waffle she goes no that is your breakfast and he goes oh mom I hate you and my dad without looking up took a full glass of milk and threw in the space what killed you know how I would do it what I would I would randomly sink cruise ships would you randomly sink cruise ship but you get like 2,500 or 3,000 people a whack right and I don't think I think it's a good mix of people to get rid of holding up a sign of somebody that they either know that's dying of cancer or died of it in the middle of the game trying to watch a game here now there's a time and a place but I know sorry I know somebody that has died of cancer I would never go to the movies with you and in the middle of it hit pause of yet oh by the way Conan I could have lifted him wouldn't Bruce became Caitlyn that was like a national news story did you shave your beard off feel like oh my god that's your chin wow dude came back a woman is supposed to be anyway Caitlyn I miss that guy I miss him already should have told this he should have given us a chance to say goodbye on the Olympics I watched him on chips I watched him on that horrible show my wife watch where he just walks around in the background there are women that wait there wait waited twenty two days at Best Buy they waited twenty two days what did they get what do you think that guy I don't know I think they got trampled yeah yeah yeah you know trampled grabbing your wig you know it's so sad to do what get an above-ground pool for $30 off there's nothing there is nothing in Walmart worth getting trampled over it's top out of the line and you wait to that first wave or two falls down and then you go over the top like Walter Payton even then you gotta know where to go in the store like where is the thing that is on sale right where are those mint Milano cookies that you're going to make a beeline for you

Channel: uwho22

Views: 4,388,305

Keywords: conan, bill burr, bill burr conan, conan laugh, conan norm macdonald, bill burr dog, bill burr 2018, standup, bill burr roast, bill burr nia, monday morning podcast, bill burr podcast, bill burr philly, laugh, bill burr standup

Id: xHnJ-PhIOU4

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 24 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/godgoo]

Bill Burr is like when you get on a tear in a bar after a couple and everybody loves your shit except he's sober and it's all the goddamn time

[u/RockPegasus558]

Didn't realize how great Bill looks with the shaved head until now. Was actually weird seeing him with hair.

[u/SpiritedBasis]

Him and Norm are the two that come to mind that Conan has legitimate laughs with.

[u/Choppergold]

Missing the best line “he was a sociopath on a bicycle”

[u/Moshman-Gaming]

"i would sink a cruise ship....its a good mix of people" fair point haha

[u/AlexHimself]

So much Trump crap lately I thought it said "bill bar"... Was trying to imagine how he ended up on Conan and made him laugh!

[u/NickMoore30]

I know reddit loves to shit on Jimmy Fallon, so this is low hanging fruit, but this is the rewarding difference between a laughter that is earned versus pandering. Not all these jokes hit for me, but they all did for Conan and his laugh is contagious and you can feel Burr feeding off of it. People know when they’re being pandered to and it deflates the interview. I like Fallon the guy and his talent, but I wish he found a more real approach to his show.

[u/adamanything]

His bit on Oprah remains one of the funniest things I'v ever heard.

[u/cosmocreamer]

I miss fat fucking boozin' Burr.