Bill Burr ROASTING Colin Cowherd for 7 Minutes Straight

new york has the power and the money and washington dc gets the notoriety and boston and philly got a little chip on their shoulder like it's almost like a oh we'll show you like the media is tough the media that's a bunch of crap that just the media came up with like they always sit there going like boston and philly phil inferior to new york city i wasn't sitting there going oh i like the john hancock tower but have you seen the empire state building oh what i would do to kill for buildings like that i didn't care you know something once i saw the whole baker mayfield thing once you get your opinion you're like crazy with it you just went back down you had a pro athlete sitting here right here yeah got it right you killed your gym class jerry over here arguing with the guy like you got drafted too it was ridiculous and then i see this play right here now watch this baker and you throw a touchdown instead of now i don't like this i'm gonna tell you right now how come you're not what where are you going where are you going over there our band is over there our student section's right there and then straight back to our sideline what about your team did you watch the rest of the game i watched the whole game you did so you saw me celebrate with my teammates like the three touchdowns before that too i don't like that oh okay you want me to be a soft uh you know you know one of those twitter tough guys when guys come and sit on the couch i go right after him do you respect me for that no i don't your big dumb desk hiding behind your microphone thank you for keeping it real college yeah i kept it 100 but when you kill somebody out and then have them in front of you that's punk no but then you can actually just admit that you're wrong when the guy's delivering because now he's delivering he's still trying oh yeah he's not admitting that he's wrong that's what i'm saying guys tom left belichick and there was this sense that belichick wore his ass out he was exhausted from it if you had to pick oh my god are you going to go real housewives on me here well i'm saying you weren't in the locker room you don't know what happened i talked to you i'm american some other guy who never played professional sports by the water cooler you don't know what happened i heard you have a terrible theory and i want you to say this so your theory on boston is let's just wait till lebron's old you don't want to be aggressive and get players i didn't say that what did you get misinformation what did you say well why would you say i have a horrible theory without checking with me first it's like you already threw me under the bus well i get it you got a big desk you seem so reasonable paige are patriot fans like it's so funny with the red sox it doesn't matter how great you are i just love how you go into questions okay so just seem so reasonable okay what unreasonable boston person are you gonna trash this time okay so with the right we're discussing politics well let's let me finish here okay when they're red sox no matter how great you are what do you think we do there you're under comedy prime right now like this is you've got about eight years later how do you judge that because that your energy level is high you're you're nimble i mean dude what are you doing i'm not like an athlete i'm gonna blow out an achilles and i can't write a joke anymore if i blow out an achilles that's 20 minutes of material i think it's easier to be funny in lousy weather seinfeld calls it the comedy jet stream seattle minneapolis boston new york nobody's funny in phoenix nobody's what you talking about david spade is from phoenix only funny guy ever from phoenix huh that's the whole nice recovery we have two comics on this show bill byrne and david say nobody fun in phoenix but you put on this show are from that state no i banned them no matter how great a red sock you are when you leave you get trashed by ownership it didn't matter manny schilling it doesn't matter no more but patriot fans are okay rooting for tom it's like the two different fan bases the red sox fans the minute you leave they're not they're the same people it's the same city do you think they ship out all the patriots fans during baseball season two comedians i bring on the show david spade and bill burr and he's a football fan he's a patriot fan he's got two things right now f is for family third year on netflix that's good because that's good money over there yes sir it's excellent money yes it is a lot of money jesus what are you trying to do trying to get me uh some gold digger to go after me here we go let's let's relax and be like we're very like you know you wouldn't know that we like each other let's let's try to tone it down no no i'm not i'm just no it happened i came right at me just saying my theories stunk i'm just here to promote a cartoon i'm a dancing monkey today i'm trying to be a good guy i want people to like me and watch the show here and you're coming at me i don't know anything about hoop i'm a five foot ten inch white guy and then you also on the front runner which starring you and hugh jackman you're a comedian who can act which is amazing because i think acting's hard and you act are you a good actor a lot of comedians robin williams want to want an oscar eddie murphy i mean there's a lot of commitment lawrence a lot of good comedian actors i got like eight lines in a movie dude you're acting like i'm doing some daniel dave lewis stuff my left foot when brady left the system and went to tampa in one i'm like that's good for the performer he means more than the system you're a performer i'd root for you over caesar's do you lean a little can a little boston of you look at tom and go he kind of stuck it to the system the guy beat the system oh this is such a real housewife question it's his victory somebody else's defeat let me ask you this though if i said come up with another uh you know uh uh i don't know what the hell you real housewives reason you know what i heard i heard he told me he had to play with his socks you're talking like you're talking to america's honesty broker i got a lot of sources okay so yeah i always love when somebody tells me how honest they are you're going to sell me a car now colin are you from southie no that's a good will hunting question that i've answered for 15 years ever since that movie came out are you good at math do you like apples where are you from in boston i lived in a safe suburbs sagas what do you really like i would like to know how beautiful you are look up beautiful you know how many psychos are out there i'm not gonna tell where i live what's your social security number i don't know what it is about boston guys but bill burr is the voice of boston and america he's common sense he's smart he's a great comedian he was just in uh the king of staten island it's now available on digital blu-ray and he is joining us via the coward global satellite network what can we start by saying i am not the voice of boston okay i grew up i grew up in the suburbs i'm not as tough as the guys at least the boston i remember you hey boston i get it you hate boston and you're i don't know what your deal is i don't know what happened to you when you went to boston i don't know what happened okay but i am not their representative i left almost i left more than a quarter of a century ago i'm sorry you went on the freedom trail and uh you didn't get to meet paul revere or whatever they promised you [Music] you

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Views: 993,774

Keywords: bill burr, conan, colin cowherd, skip bayless, stephen a smith, shannon sharpe, max kellerman, bill burr stand up, bill burr grammys, bill burr snl, bill burr conan

Id: 7ogfv34SqJs

Length: 7min 18sec (438 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 16 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/AlexMohr-237]

I absolutely love watching Bill Burr roast people. Cowherd is a good sport and keeps bringing Bill back which I appreciate

[u/Vetersova]

Burr is the king

[u/bennytehcat]

"I'm sorry you went on the freedom trail and you didn't get to meet Paul Revere."

🤣

[u/stupidcrap420]

Taking this chance to initiate Cowherd haters to the pilot sitcom script based on his life which was never made into a pilot thank god

[u/local_goon]

That was funny thanks. Cowherd puts on a good show. He’s a talented bag of wind, good entertainment.

[u/clique34]

Cowherd and that idiot female assistant of his who took jabs at Lavar and played victim the moment he fired back

[u/Howlandr33d]

Lol Cowherds a guilty pleasure of mine, I’ve always loved the guy. I think this shows how good of a sport he is, he takes it well.

[u/lerroyjenkinss]

THATS A REAL HOUSEWIVES QUESTION

[u/nothingrhyme]

Thank you for acknowledging that this bitch is a hack