Bill Burr Driving: The Hills

all right here we go now we are getting into the money feel that we're getting closer to the sun the more money you have the closer you get to god don't ever forget that oh jesus christ [Music] what is that [ __ ] noise looks like there's a little baby ghost playing the piano there's sears one of the few sears left i used to love going to sears when i was a kid right they had everything from any tool you wanted to those huffy bicycles they look like motorcycles and they weighed about 80 pounds a bunch of palm trees over there not indigenous to california [Music] look at how hard all those white males work to get those palm trees here way back in the day on wooden ships you know what are some of your favorite los angeles uh neighborhoods um venice i always think of like you know jim morrison and all of those guys that's sort of like you got to have a bit of a rock star vibe or sort of a groupie vibe to live in venice that's how it used to be so i was never like that i kind of like the belly of the beast i like living right in hollywood i'm not ashamed that i'm pursuing fame i live out in a village it's just way more real live next to a plumber that's that's the one 134 east okay this week i'll never get used to that like to me i always go by the ocean and to me the ocean is east but it's actually west all right it's actually south in l.a if you're looking at if you're at venice you're looking south oh andrew oh andrew someday you're going to make somebody a happy spouse it's actually south if you uh look at a map and see the trajectory of the longitudinal attitude thank you andrew themalis jesus christ look at that little [ __ ] cloud sitting there little puffy cloud there huh no other clouds around it all lonely that let you know that there's a lifting force there and you would not be underneath it because it could possibly be a little turbulent we got to do one of these one time in the helicopter [Laughter] an audio nightmare but a visual dream all right these walls here for noise abatement they're from a uh applebee's that they knock down out in the midwest sometime around when oprah said beef is bad for you look at this [ __ ] nazi up here there's a weird thing with that schultz that's a german name right [Music] right sergeant schultz there you go i like that guy you go [ __ ] you man all right we had a we had bad eight years we killed some people but uh now we're back so down here they got a ralph's i like rouse ralph's is is uh you know it's not super [ __ ] rich that guy just cutting right in front of her he doesn't give a [ __ ] it's not a super [ __ ] richie place but they got all they got you know name brand stuff because if i could do like the college rankings it's probably gelson's formerly mayfair market then it goes ralph's and vaughn's and john's they're like interchangeable you know what i mean they're like teams that andy reed coaches they're getting to the afc championship but they're not they're not gonna win it you know i'm trying to get up the hill where the wealth is all right here we go this is it we got a glass backboard that says money right there somebody's got a anybody can have a wooden backboard you get the glass one that's that's a big deal you go up here this is where like you know people have daughters and they name them like brooke natasha look at this see this is like one of these tom hanks movie beginning of a movie street you know before he gets trapped on an island after his space ship [ __ ] crashes they got the british flag there look at that i like that they put it underneath the american flag you know that's how you do it who's feeding you right now america look at this [ __ ] pack rat there's always one of these people with all this [ __ ] junk out there remember that guy a long time ago out in new england he just collected tires on the side of the road for years and all these [ __ ] tires all over his property was a [ __ ] mess and he had like literally farmland and all it was was tires everybody was just they had a nickname and they all thought it was a [ __ ] bum and all of this [ __ ] and one day somebody came along and bought all of them for like seven figures a little over a million bucks that's right he got the last laugh so that's one for all the hoarders there's an interesting looking house look at that thing not quite an arch oh andrew with your seatbelt he's just such a rebel when i feel safe i feel constricted so i think back in the day probably humphrey bogart and all those guys used to go like coyote hunting up here you know shooting mountain lions and [ __ ] it's what you did you thought they were gonna last look at this guy is that a viper dodge viper everybody look at that just sitting on the street a [ __ ] 12 cylinder just sitting on the street daring somebody to still have to have the [ __ ] cardio to walk up here and steal it what the [ __ ] is that what is that what is that this is like an acting class how many different ways can you say it what is that what is that that looks like uh the [ __ ] l.a rivers on the other side of that i'm gonna go out on a limb say they're gonna have a leak someday all right this is [ __ ] mudslide avenue right here rain sleet or snow the mailman always comes out here it's different mudslide fires or riots he's gonna be bringing you that [ __ ] gift certificate to win dixie jesus christ look at those shady [ __ ] just sitting there you see those guys jesus christ amen is making me know we're coming up here with cameras hey maybe we can look down here and see what the [ __ ] that thing is so i can finally ask answer the question of what is that what is that no neighbors this guy doesn't have to have he doesn't have to make a drum room he could just [ __ ] play his drums nobody gives a [ __ ] vacant lot he should buy this thing up honey i didn't get you a gucci bag this christmas i bought you a vacant lot up in the glendale hills what the [ __ ] is that thing there's a little [ __ ] steeple down there this is nice because you got this valley here so whatever can kill you is over there you know look at this guy right up here all by himself i gotta be honest with you this is kind of awesome back here slash a little scary this feels like a private drive here no i guess it isn't we're going to keep driving until somebody takes a shot at us dude how much is this you could take a running leap under that guy's roof goddamn kids get off of there [ __ ] up your place with that three-car garage gotta love that i want one you need for my gym look at that there you go look at that view right there that's what you're paying for i thought that these are going to be giant houses and they're not they're kind of these cool 70s style you know when cereal was all colorful and we used to eat fluffing other sandwiches they got these uh look at these beautiful uh evergreen dick trees you know it's a little phallic guy with the dual jet skis this uh this is just new money i love new money someday i make it i'm gonna get a house on the hill one jet ski for me one jet ski for you white cars new money loves a white car new money loves a [ __ ] white car look at them they love white cars there's something about it more white car white car white car they love white cars up here someday i'm gonna live in those hills i'm gonna get i'm gonna get me a white car i'm gonna get two white jet skis and the whitest bath towels you've ever seen i'd buy a buy a lot back there and build a house although i'd want to be on the front side you want the view that backside was a little too uh anti-government for me you know what i mean i don't need to be running into the last mountain lion out here as i'm sitting on my porch eating a [ __ ] bowl of grape nuts like a viagra commercial hollywood was named after the guy's wife her name was hollywoodland hollywood holly so the real estate developer named it hollywood probably after her holly but her last name wasn't wood was it red no unless that was beverly hills though named after beverly was she a little hoary you know like would she suck your dick i don't know hollywood sorry [Laughter] barnes and noble one of the few left where you could walk in and buy a book in and out burger once you get down the hill after you bought your big house you get a book you can go to the movies amc they got an in and out right here you can fly down on your squirrel suit get a double double animal style plenty of places to park they got an ikea they got a zono sushi so no sushi [Music] my [Music] you

Channel: All Things Comedy

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Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 30 2020