(rooster crows) (lion roars) (wheel ticks) - Hm. Welcome to Good Mythical More. - Wild gesturing! Okay, Link, I've got a-- - Okay. I've got a clue here. - Okay. I don't wanna see it. I don't wanna cheat! Okay, yeah so, you're one arm swimming in the caves beneath the city of Atlantis and then you're slowly closing
the fist of the octopus king, and you're saying, "Hey, sir,
I want to make a film for ya! I want to make a film." (Rhett grunts) - But not that kinda film. Yeah! How did you get that? - Your wild gesturing. - We make a good team. - Yeah we do. Look at that. - I gotta say, I got some tenderness, and it's not in my heart. - We're gonna determine the
best underwear for a wedgy. - And just so you know,
it's still up there. - Yeah, mine is-- - I mean it ripped, but it's so... I mean you can see, I could
probably pretty easily, there's the bottom of the underwear. So you can imagine where the rest of it is sort of this. - Oh gosh, yeah. - The thing that really
hurt was this region. - Okay, okay. - Especially, this region. - You're on the right side. Well, you know what? You're punishment is
getting some frozen veggies down your crotch area. - You know what, that's no
punishment at this point. - Let's go for it. - I kinda feel like you should concentrate on the right side. - Well, hold on. Yeah, there you go.
- Really get-- - Now, um, for safety
purposes we did wear underwear and a cup under the whitey
tighties that we wore. So that's why that's there. - Yeah. - So this needs to go inside of those. - Yeah, right. - Inside of the-- - Yeah, right. There it is. - Okay. (bag crunches) - Hoo! Woo! Woo! Woo! - All right, pull all that up. All right here you go. - Yep, release it. There you go. (bag crunches) Yeah, yeah. Just get it all down there! (veggies clatter) - Oh, oh, whoop, whoop! - Okay, that's gonna be a problem, there we go. - You want some in your pocket too? - Just give me a little bit. - Little bit in your pocket. There you go. - Okay. - Woo! - That feels good! - Just because we're
wearing the cup does not, ooh, I'm telling you. - That's gonna seal me
right back together. - Last time I sweated
that much on this show was when we wearing all those clothes and we were doing calisthenics, and after that I was like I don't need to sweat that
much on this show anymore! Rah, rah, rah! - You said that? - No, but... - You thought that and then you were like I'm not gonna say that. - So we've got Fruit of
the Loom, we've got Hanes, we've got Calvin Kline-- - And Meundies. - So we need to have some
sort of a wedgy test. You wanna put each of these on
and let me give you a wedgy? - Nope! I think if you put your hand inside them, and make like a hand crotch and I'll pull, and then do we have a measuring tape? Okay, Lucas has a measuring tape. - Lewicus! - Lewicus! - Lewicus! - Lewicus! Formerly known as Lucas
has a measuring tape. - Which way do I go? - Um, shoot man. All of this... - There's vegetables everywhere. - Yeah those are everywhere. - How did those get there? - I dunno. Do you have a broom? These are my new kicks. - Meh, it's just the bottoms. - Yeah, that's true. - Okay, hand crotch it up. - Where do you wanna measure from? - Hand to hand! - Hand to hand? Crotch to crotch. - Now, we're starting with these. These are like a
different type of material so they may be the standard. - Micro Modal. - Not a sponsor. They have been a sponsor in the past. - Feel good? Feel good? (underwear tearing) - What we got? - I mean tell me what the metric is like do we tape the rips? - What? - I feel like you go until you
feel like it's gonna break, and that's the spot. - It's about to break. What is that? - We're at 33 inches. - 33 and we can keep going, we can go until we fail, but... - Yeah, just go until failure. - Guys, we're at 40 inches. - Oh, wow, that's a lot. - See now, where would the
crotch be at this point? (laughter) - It's a tank top. - No, you don't ask those questions. You just keep pulling. - I think the crotch is down
here where my hands are. - Yep. (tape measure clicks) - Oh, yeah! Look, this is amazing! Wow look how long this is getting! - I can't measure anymore! - Whoa! Okay, so that, I mean,
that was very, very long. - That's at least 60 inches. - And then you get a
head band for next time. - Cool. - Get two head bands. - Thanks. - You should've put your foot out and let me had something to step on! - Why? - It wasn't Lucas you were talking to, it was Crank Frank Two. - Yep, are you saying at least 60 inches? - At least 60 inches. - Okay. - Okay, we can go at the Calvins. - All right, I'm grabbing hold. - Now what, just sanity check here. What are we actually testing? I mean, like what's the
application in this task? - I think what we're trying to figure out is what underwear are we gonna wear the next time we do this. - The ones that'll stretch
the farthest to keep us in the most pain? I think you want the ones
that fail the quickest when being worn as a wedgy. So, Meundies are the last
thing I wanna be wearing. I feel like that's debatable because they're so stretchy
in so many different places that I think it might even out the load. Whereas the Fruit of the Looms, it was so tight in certain
places where it was pulling because it doesn't have a lot of give. - Oh gosh. - I mean look, feel that. There's no give in that. That gets into your
crack and just sols away. This, I might like that in my crack . Look at that. It's got a bounce to it. - Yeah, but it's got a knife like quality. - Well, there's only one way to find out. You put your hand in the crotch, and I hold the back. (tape measure clicks) - I'm gonna do these all the same way. - Well yeah. - What you eating? - Piece of carrot I found. - Aha ha ha ha! Piece of carrot I found. Oh, these are, oh no! Oh gosh! These are not going. - There's no elasticity. - No, Calvin, Calvin! He's stiff! - We're at 21. - Calvin's so stiff! - Back to 20. Oh, we're going to 23. - I'm not even getting close to a rip, but I'm also exhausted. - I don't know if these will rip. - Yeah, these are unrippable. - Cause I feel like they're
about to come out of my hands! Argh! - Three, two, one, yank! - Ah, okay that's it. What'd that get? - 20. - 20, okay those suck. - Wouldn't use those. - Now we know that these fail cause we've been wearing these. - You wanna go ahead and show it? (mutters non words) (exasperated sounds) These feel kinda like Calvins, but a little bit stretchier. - I'll have to take a nap after this-- - That's what you need. - This episode, in this more, man. - You should have a nap every day. Link needs nap time that
would solve a lot of problems. - I shouldn't have worked
out this morning, man. - All right, here we go. ( both grunt) - You're not going past 20. - See, the thing is-- - Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, you just did something. Oh, you found somethin' new brother! - Now at 20. - Three, two, one! (both grunt) Three, two, one! - Ohhh! - Three, two, one, yeeh! You givin' out, man? - Ah, yeah, it's just all of my fingers. Okay, so that was about the same. (exasperated sigh) I think all tighty whiteys
were made at the same factory, they just put different names on them. - No, they're totally different models. - Did we just figure that out? Okay. - Hanes! - Good enough for Michael Jordan. (laughter) - You're willing to bet
that these are the losers? - Ohhh. - You get that? That's a Michael Jordan gambling joke. Is that still relevant? - No. (laughter) - Three, two... - Oh, man. - Give it your all. - I'm tired. - That's okay. - Pull man, pull. - Do it for MJ! Arghhh! Oh! I think you broke... - I tracked 22 inches. Oh, really, 22? So, a little bit better. I think the ones you
do wanna get a wedgy in is the stretchiest ones. I think Meundies. Not a sponsor anymore, it used to be. Apparently we didn't deliver, eh heh. (laughter) - What are we gonna do with
these wedgied boxers briefs? - Well, I'm gonna wear these tonight. (laughter) - We should give these away on like the Mythical Society or something. You wanna sign these underwear? - Jesse's gonna think
that I, she's gonna think that I've got my underwear on. Ha ha ha ha! - It looks like that's quite a blow out. - It's like I'm some
sort of weird squid man. (laughter) Squid man, squid man! - It's just a skirt, man. - Squid man is here! - Put em on. Put em on right now. - Should I go? - You wanna model one? - Uh, no. - All right, you can leave. - All right, thanks. - Go measure somethin' over there. (tape measure clicks) - Yeah. See, I'll come in. I'll come in, and you
think everything's normal. You know, when I come in like this and then I just sorta wink once and drop. (all laugh) And then it's like whoop! And I'm just like grab hold! Whoop! (laughter) Whoop! Whoop! Or you could do one at a time. Whoop! Whoop! All right, Meundies, call us. - [Link] You can now secretly snag some Mythical Society swag. Logo tees and more are
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