- Internet nightmares, come on down. - Let's talk about that. (bright upbeat music) (flames crackling)
(air whooshes) "Good Mythical Morning." - eBay, it's like that odd
kid in elementary school, Travis, that carried around a
backpack full of nightmares. He had feathers, unidentified goo, and at least one homemade
sculpture made out of baby teeth. - I was simultaneously afraid
of and fascinated by Travis, and I feel the same way
about today's episode. - That's right, Link. Because we've scoured the
weird backpack of the internet, eBay, and found the strangest
things it has to offer all in the name of one
of our favorite games, it's time for
(big band jazz music) 'Guess That Price On eBay
For That Weird Thing." Please welcome our first and only guest who can't get sloppy
mouth kisses from Grandma on account of his mouth
herpes, it's Link Neal! (audience cheers)
- Hey! - Welcome back, man. - Yeah, it's good to be here on the show. - And reprising her starring role as the woman who womans the board, Stevie. (audience cheers) - Thank you. - Hey, Stevie. - Hey, it's been so long
since I've been standing here next to a board doing this. - I know so much fun. - Oh my goodness, it's like old times. - Okay, Link, you remember
how this is played, right? - I'm gonna be good at this. - Yeah, yeah. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna tell-- - $35. - Too early. I'm gonna tell you about an
eBay item, a weird eBay item, and then I'm gonna give you the option between two different
prices as what it might be, and if you get five of these right, you get either $1 or
what's in the mystery box? - Oh, you know I'm gonna
choose that mystery box. - All right, first up is
vintage large one-of-a-kind creepy ceramic finger
weird oddity unusual odd. (laughs)
- Oh gosh. - That is the official name. The seller describes it as
an unusual conversation piece to put in your collection of oddities. I've never seen anything like it, and it appears to be homemade. Again, that's all from the seller. - Ooh. - Is the asking price $35 or $350? - Well, I'm trying to get a sense of scale using the size of those bricks assuming those are standard-size bricks. - Assuming those are standard-size bricks. - And that is a big
freaking which finger, man. I mean, gosh, does it come
with the desk underneath it? - I mean, I do have a giant
toe at home just like this, but a finger that's just plain weird. - You're actually not lying. I've seen it, and it is weird. I also have a whale vertebrae. $35,
- And a large wooden chain. - Don't start bragging about
all the crap you've got. - Hey, I'm just saying. - $350, I think that thing's paper mache. I think somebody wants to get rid of it. I don't know, $35! - All right, let's see.
- Okay, let me open this window thing, ready? - Yep. (buzzard buzzes)
- Just like old times, You're wrong! - $350 for a big ugly a finger? - I mean, that thing is homemade. Did you not hear, it's homemade? - I give a finger to that finger. - All right, next item,
we've got Lorenzo Hudson star of USPS commercial
signed modeling poster. Now if you're one of the
millions of people who don't know who Lorenzo Hudson is, don't feel too bad. He's a model that appeared in a commercial for the US Postal Service that aired during the Super Bowl last year. The seller says this headshot of Lorenzo is a truly unique add to your collection. How much will it cost to have this little slice of Hollywood in your home? $2,500 or $5,000? (laughs) - What? - Those are your options, Link. - What, I don't even see the signature. - It's on there. I think it's on his shoulder. I don't know where it is. Maybe it's on the back. - Lorenzo Hudson? - While you're contemplating
that, I wanna let you know that a new fancy fast food dropped today over on the Mythical Kitchen channel. Go watch it! Not now, later. Check it out and subscribe. Oh dang, look at all the stuff we're releasing on the internet. - See how slipped that
little promo in there while you're thinking about
that $2,500 or $5,000. - Should I start going
against my instincts, or should I be confirmed
that my instincts are bad. - It's early. - It is kind of early. - My instincts tell me that this is stupid and that's stupid, but this is approximately half as stupid which is still a lot of stupid. So I'm going with half as stupid, but still too stupid $2,500. (buzzard buzzes)
Always go full stupid, Link! Always go full stupid. - Is this a joke? I mean, no one actually bought this. - That's what it is listed as. Remember, this isn't what it was sold as. This is what it is listed as. - This is Lorenzo himself. - (laughs) I didn't say I like it. All right, you're O for two. Here's the next item. This is the vintage long
legs doll, bendy cloth, 24 inches, stuffed unusual weird baby. The seller describes the doll
as cuddly in her own way, pretty in face, creepy in
body with elongated limbs, which incidentally is how Stevie described herself on her resume. (everyone laughs) - Creepy, funny. - Elongated limbs. - What's it selling for, $35 or 79.99? - Okay, we're back in
the realm of reasonable. I mean, this thing is two-foot tall. Hmm, how much would I pay
for this little Stevie? (laughs)
- Please. - So my instincts tell me, I think you can get away with 79.99, and I've already decided I'm gonna be going against my instincts, and I'm saying $35. - All right. (grunts) (bell dings)
- Yes! - The streak is broken! Going against my instincts. I'm actually kind of sad that I won. What's happening?
(laughs) - All right, $35, you were right, Link. Let's see the next item. This is the ultra rare goldfish
triplets in jewelry box. - What? - This is an exact product description. So not really sure why, but I had a dream that I sold goldfish on eBay to make money to start my business, and the
very next day I came home, there were these three
goldfish at the top of the box I opened, I was like, you
know what, maybe I'm nuts or maybe this is a sign. I won't lie to you, I see no value in them except the funny prank putting them in a jewelry box I found. Are they worth a hundred thousand? Absolutely not, but my dream
is priceless, and I'm poor-oh. So if you feel like
blowing money on these, you would be giving a
young guy a real chance of living his dreams
of starting a company. If you have any questions,
feel free to shoot a message. Thank you. - Okay, okay, thanks for the novel. - Are these golden
triplets listed as $199.99, or did this goldfish
glutton go for the gold and asked for the full 200 bucks? - Okay, okay. (laughs) I love these. - Come on.
- I love it when we do this. - Now, so this is three
goldfish fused together. If you were presented with these at the top of the box, Stevie? - At the top of the box? - Would you pull them out? - On top of the goldfish box.
(laughs) - Would you just pop it
in your mouth and eat it, or would you break them apart,
and eat them one at a time? - I tend to just stare
forward and shove snacks in. So I would just eat them all
together and not notice it. - Stare forward
- You would eat them without even knowing.
- and shove it in. Stare forward and shove it in. I'm guessing. Oh gosh. I'm gonna go with my instincts again. - Okay, all right. - With that essay, I
think that 99 cent thing is like a little added humor. This guy's looking for every
turn to be an opportunity for a little laugh, and he got a little giggle out of that. 199.99. (buzzard buzzes)
- Your reasoning was sound, but your answer was wrong. - Okay. - All right, Link. - Well, I'm just gonna stare forward, and. - Shove it in. - Shove away.
(laughs) - All right, moving right
along, our next item is a 30-plus year old condom
found in a record sleeve. - In a record sleeve? - Yes, this 1989 Protex
contracept plus condom was found in a record sleeve
purchased at a flea market. The date on the back reads 6-1-89. You remember that day,
Link, the day you turned 11! - It's got my birthday on a condom? - And in case you were wondering, it should be stored at room temperature. - That's kind of ironic to
have your birthday on a condom. - What's the price on
this Jimmy hat, Jack? (laughs)
$1 or $7? - Okay, this is a steal either way. - Now keep in mind it comes with - [Both] anti sperm formula - which was also my nickname, guys. (everyone laughs) I don't even know how that
makes sense, I'm sorry. - Oh gosh, $1 or $7? I mean, $7 is still a
steal, but you know what, I'm going against my instincts, $1! (bell dings)
- Yeah! - That's the way it works! - My instincts were right
for being wrong, again. - You got to get all the
rest of these right, so. - I can do it. - Let's take a look at the next item. The Dimitri vodka bottle
full of cigarette ashes. It took years to fill, 1989 to 1993. - Okay, so you got some
vintage cigarette butts in a vintage vodka. - Yeah, how much for this
baron booze bottle brimming with blistered butts, $195.09 or 19.59? - This is both weird scenarios of money. Yeah, a lot of work went into this. It represents, I think
someone who's selling it still has a sweet spot
in their heart for it, and that they're gonna
price it pretty high for no good reason
except sentimental value, but I'm going against
my instincts once again because they always fail
me, which is great, 19.59. (buzzard buzzes)
- It's a tricky game, Link. It's a tricky thing, I'll tell you. I'm sorry, I'm down for you. - I'm waffling a lot. - You know what, if you get
all the rest of these right, I'm still gonna give you
what's in the mystery box. - Thank you.
- Yeah. - All right, the next item, prison art. - [Link] Oh, nice. - Now, this is real art
created by real prisoners. This is a hot commodity on eBay. - Mona Lisa, huh? - Look at this Mona Lisa mommy
drawn by a tortured artist who may or may not have
tortured someone in real life. I don't know, I don't know what he did. Okay, how much is Leonardo de
Clinky (laughs) asking for, $20 or a cool 2,000? This thing measures six by nine inches, and it's on art paper. - Six by nine, that's
like a little photograph. - You think that's six inches? - I think that's about
six by nine right there. Four by six is a photograph. Six by nine. - There you go. Okay, it's not great, that's
not a great rendering, but maybe it was the pencil's fault. Ah, no way is it two, I mean $2,000, when you say, well, you know
someone in prison drew it. You know that's when you pointed it out. When you frame it and
stuff, people walk by, and you're like, well,
I paid two grand for it, but you know someone in prison drew it. - Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yep, yep. Gotta get this right to
keep the dream alive. - So you want me to guess 2,000, but I'm gonna go against my instincts to succumb to your
manipulation, and I'm gonna say the fair price is 20, but
then I'm gonna go against that and say, yes, for some reason
they want two grand for this. (snaps) - Let's reveal it. (buzzard buzzes)
It was just 20. (laughs) Okay. - You messing with me, man. You didn't want me to get that. - If you get this last item right, I'm gonna give you the choice between - [Both] a dollar or the mystery box. - The last item is a vintage Mr. Big Mouth amusement park circus
sideshow trash garbage can. - Ooh, that's. - Who apparently swallows everything. - Okay, you put your trash in his mouth. I get it.
- Okay, Link. Again, this is what's on the line. Either a dollar. - Oh, you wanna get Stevie
to move it because I mean. Stevie, could you hand
Link the mystery box? - Yes, yes. - Thank you. That's what's on the line. - Thank you. What's in the mystery box or the dollar. - It's pretty light. - Is this thing worth $799.99 or a whopping $17,000.99, 1,799.99. - Good gosh. 800 or 1,800? - How big is that, Rhett? - I don't have a scale, but keep in mind that this was a follow-up
to the much less successful vintage Mr. Small Mouth amusement park circus sideshow trash garbage can. 'Cause the small mouth, you
couldn't get a lot of things in there except cotton swabs. (laughs)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just disturbing like
how his eyes are closed and his mouth is open, it's just weird. Yeah. - Would you like this in your house? - Man, no. I mean, I wanna choose
the the least of the two, but then I wanna go against my instinct, and then I wanna go against
going against my instinct, (snaps)
but that's. I don't really track any longer
as to what I can rely on. - This is a complicated. - So I am gonna go with $1,799.99. - Okay.
- Doesn't make sense. - But? Oh, you're staying, you're, that's. - You're gonna stick with that, huh? - Okay. - Yeah, you know what, I'll switch. $800. - All right, let's see. You're, okay. - Let's see. (bell dings)
You were right, Link! Yeah! I'll take the mystery box. - All right, open it up. - Keep your dollar. - Now, Link, I wanna let you know, we tried to get the condom,
but they got lost in the mail. (laughs)
- Really? - So instead we got this. - You tried to get the condom. - This is taxidermy frogs
playing shooting pool man cave billiards real frogs P1. - P1? How much did we pay for this? - 24.95. - Those are real frogs? - Real frogs, P1. Congratulations, Link, you earned it. - How do they even pool like that? I don't know. I think they just look
forward and shove it in. - All right, thanks for
subscribing and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. - Hey, I'm Mike. - I'm Mike. - I'm Zack. - And we're skiing at Crystal
Mountain in northern Michigan, and it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. - Didn't you think the
last guy was gonna say - [Both] Mike. - Yep. Should've changed it to Mike.
Mike, Mike, Zac. Click the top link to watch us play Haunted or Hell of a Deal
in "Good Mythical More," and to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. - I feel like. - Oh! (laughs) - Oh my god, I am so sorry. Ah, man, this is why I
can't have nice things.
Finally!!! I was hoping they will be bringing back Price is right theme games after Stevie stopped having her own show!!!
Stevie! We get to see Stevie again! : D
Loved the episode, hate the memes that are going to be made from it.
Aw yay, I love this game! I get the feeling Link doesn't love it so much, but I appreciate his sacrifice in the name of giving me my Stevie fix.
I am so happy this game is back!!
The thumbnail changed from a condom with spermicide to a three headed gold fish cracker. Talk about a swimmers nightmare
random question - I just started getting into GMM. Seems like Jen is present a lot in earlier episodes but not so much recently. Did she leave?