BEST PRANKS Season 4 - The Office US

we have raised almost $700 most of it from me and Jan um when do they put that on the giant check or is that something that we write in later well a giant check costs about $200 to make up I have a print shop standing by but what do you think Michael that's over 25 percent of our funds mm-hmm just a tough decision um I always imagined it with a giant check yeah I mean I personally am definitely on board for the giant a giant check it is no on the other hand it does leave less money for bad birth control that birth control meet this money is going to bat birth control right Michael that's what you told me when I contributed you didn't hear me very much I was also hoping to hand the giant check to a rabies doctor how's that going not well a doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700 or $500 if we go with the giant check Angela and also there is no such thing as a rabies doctor for rabies nurse I don't think so you know what though I've actually seen ads for nurses that you can hire by the hour for parties and bachelor events that's possible look into that great it's gonna cost couple under bucks and Oh actually more with tips thank you for coming before we get started I want to say a few words about this deadly disease called rabies and I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies that should scare you it scares me you people need to educate yourselves myth 3 Americans every year die from rabies fact 4 Americans every year die from rabies how many of you know someone who has been afflicted or affected by rabies show of hands one two three too many to count it is truly the silent killer no it is the foaming barking killer and it is something that cop Darryl what are you doing I'm giving them FINA no don't give him just did you hear anything I said look he's happy because he's insane you know what that's a perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate where's the nurse this is the reason we're here oh my god oh hey yo you Elizabeth Yeah right Wow very cool he went back and got your degree I would like you to accept this check for three hundred and forty dollars made out to science make sure that that gets into the right hands twenty seconds to go time got it carb up really power gel hey do you want to win you got fuel like a winner okay we start as soon as I make this shot [Music] hello Susan what would you say if I told you we can pull a prank on Dwight at the same time not be working what he's gone through a breakup yeah I'm wearing that but he's also being super annoying and I'm not a perfect person machines what kind of prank are you thinking what if I told you I could offer free champagne sure old not sure just became self-aware so much to figure out I think I'm programmed to be your enemy I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling a paper it appears that the website has become alive this happens to computers and robots sometimes am I scared of a stupid computer please the computer should be scared of me I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months you heard me right I did so well last February the corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise no I realize you normally reorder in November but what I'm suggesting you did what Oh No that's exactly what you're not supposed to do damn it why would you reorder from a computer when you get at the personal touch of a Salesman Oh how's it going fine good yeah yeah you look a little worried I do not look worried here's a suggestion computer I assume you read binary so why don't you 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 while you are typing that I searched every database in existence and learn every fact about everything and mastered the violin oh and sold more paper I am NOT a bad person when I left staples I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them what did I intend to do with them who knows maybe keep them as a souvenir maybe use them yes mr. Galliano how would you like to pay 10% less for paper than you're paying right now it's not important now I got your information what is important is that you say yes good all right I'm ready to go and I'll call Shotgun yes thank you all right let me just say goodbye to Pam oh yeah you better you better say goodbye to Pam say goodbye to Pam okay I'm leaving inside Jim's car I don't know when I'll be back again yes I do tomorrow I'll be back I'll be back tomorrow um yeah so you know what why don't you guys take off a little bit early tonight because there's a party a party for the website I've been planning for two weeks if you are not this tall you may not ride the roller coaster so you guys mom perfect so let me just get some basic information from you [Music] I'm sorry so sorry yes could you repeat that you'll never guess I just got a message from my landlord apparently my apartment flooded oh no ma'am we should probably get going and see the damage oh okay well you don't need to you to do that that's true dinner sounded delicious Pam is he at home thank you so much Jim I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself I don't know because everything I own is there you can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party that's true that is a great point come on down here sit down that couch the amongst friends and we were not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed all right this is gonna be fun ready yep all right first name is Tom okay you're getting in my head first name is blank and he goes on a cruise he goes out of Caribbean cruise I don't know Katie Holmes No ah but he's married or Oh does this Greek no don't have to be a real person Jim come on rhymes with Arnold okay he's a Governor of California he is the Terminator darn helpful bouncers Oh does anybody read the paper this is the best burger I've ever had babe no babe I told you about I need something bad install this huh for you ma'am [Music] took me [Music] [Music] why do you want to go for dinner I don't know I kind of hate all our regular places right now oh you know what that one leave him what are you wait for me one second why tie my shoe I hate you what my shoe is untied what is your problem huh oh my god do you thought I was energized you know what energized me if you Pamela Morgan Beesly don't don't worry dear if you propose to me during the micro meeting I will say no well it's too late because I'm proposing that you get me a cup of coffee which would energize me greatly make me the happiest man on earth everybody so how are we going to energize our office I mean I haven't done anything since Christmas Pam clearly has just given up trying hello this is Dwight Schrute hello hello this is Dwight hello hello yes we do have that hold on one second Jim what are you doing and how many would you like uh uh hang that up right lutely I can get that out to you immediately this man is an impostor do not do business with him this is not Dwight Schrute Dwight left his cellphone on his desk so naturally I paired it to my headset okay fine I'll just let it go to voicemail hello is the white hey is this right yes it is oh my goodness you sound sexy oh thank you I'm working out pam pam you are not talking to Dwight right now you're talking to Jim Dwight no Pam I'm over here I'm confused disconnect that right now you give me your earpiece can't do that unsanitary ah okay you know what fine I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone done mr. white oh and I afford his desk phone to mine oh hello mutter good news I've married tell thaw sir that's a nice woman [Music]

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Id: O4WFtfi5Lfk

Length: 13min 25sec (805 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 25 2020