BEST PRANKS Season 3 - The Office US

[Music] okay who put my calculator in jello good one but seriously guys who did this seriously guys who did this I need to know who put my calculator in jello or I'm gonna lose my freaking mind hope this helps yes what are you doing Shh be scared it works hey hey who are you faxing so early in the morning oh um Anna who explained I don't have a ton of contact with his Granton branch but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationery so from time to time I send Dwight faxes from himself from the future Dwight at 8 a.m. today someone poisons the coffee do not drink the coffee more instructions will follow cordially future Dwight don't thank me later well well well look what the cat dragged in from Stamford a Dwight fact I am older I am wiser do not mess with me okay sounds good what are you doing I don't know jack i'ma have a spider my forehead oh good why you looking my forehead well not meet my eye line Jim I am stop acting like an idiot Oh all righty let's get started what is she into I know Pam pretty well I know the things that she likes and just as important I know the things that she hates so one of the things that she likes is pranks and the things that she hates frisbee based competitions are you kidding she I started the main frisbee golf club at Cornell where I went to college I live to froth lead off with that she loves hunting she also loves those ads for Six Flags with the old guy then I got it dad and also do you speak Pig Latin big now open your eyes and describe it to me I don't know it has four bedrooms and in the law oh my god now she's up yeah and she's trying to describe how to correctly butcher a goose but she's having trouble coming up with it okay Sydney go finding say Nick hold its neck back insert the knife beneath the jaw bring it all the way around there give me a good amount of blood don't let that bother you have a bucket there for the blood and the innards and the feathers oh you know what sorry I forgot to tell you i intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need to why you down in their headquarters at Langley for training and an ice-cream social with the other agents we should get him a bus ticket to make his trip easier don't know that would make our $75 well maybe the CIA could send a helicopter you have been compromised abort mission destroy phone Pamela my ding-dong listen you're cute there's no getting around it so I don't know if you like country music but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to the field crank up some tunes smoke a few back in New doze maybe even toss a disc around but wait who do ya think they am pay Wow I think about it I'll let you back wow that was Wow all right let's get started um Oh first off we're supposed to be pushing cardstock this week so let's push cardstock this week also what is this tape record for what for recording Michael is on vacation and he's asked me to coral meetings and to type up the transcripts okay I can any news from that law firm yeah the deal closed yesterday it's a six month commitment oh my god Dwight what are you doing look you're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office I'm not why you know what just back off okay that's making me uncomfortable this is sexual harassment by the way oh my god he's got a knife I do not have a knife no let the record show that Dwight K Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar by trues not wearing a baby's bonnet I am NOT hairy just walked into I get his autograph from I don't carry do not just walk in okay wait what is that on your stomach is that a muppet babies dad oh my god Carrie is right that is animal from the Muppets you can't see my style I am now chopping off Phyllis's head with a chainsaw ringing Union mmm seriously gonna set me back yeah that's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first [Music] [Music] large tuna have you seen my cell phone device someone is calling right now there is a call and I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them here's a little news flash it's not funny in fact it's pretty freakin unfunny that was an overall reaction it hit the break room anybody want anything ma'am you good yeah sure okay thank you sir thank you I never let anyone walk behind me seven out of ten attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front yeah but it'll be easier to stop I can always block the blow I can counter it look care for a piece of chocolate chocolate where did you acquire it that is the delicacy in the Amazon but it has not yet been imported to the United States who is the king of Austria joseph ii who is he King of Prussia Friedrich Wilhelm the third or the King of England why the tyrant King George of course I don't care what Jim says that is not the real Ben Franklin I am 99% sure damn was in our file I have to reboot again hey do I do you one Altoid what do you think in school we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang it's over the past couple weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment right okay Alton sure anyway yes [Music] what are you doing I what I don't know well my mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden and now Michael the magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage can he do it I don't see how he can I know how dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out oh no everyone now count down with me three all right good thing so is it true that if you can't get out you don't want anyone to help you I will get out oh yes I will so we shouldn't help you no matter how much you might beggin plea no all right just this is getting hot so let's just do this okay ready three two one go [Applause] is everything okay Michael yes I cannot tell you how I plan to escape other than by using magic that is the magician's code separately on an unrelated note if you happen to find a small brass key [Applause] it's kind of blurry it's better question what kind of bear is best it's a ridiculous question false like bear that's debatable there are basically two schools of thought fact bears eat beets bears beets Battlestar Galactica bears do not what is going on what are you doing last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses $4 and it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of lemon dollar you know what imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you energy theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every year Michael oh that's funny Michael [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: EXchr8GaUOc

Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 11 2020