BEST Cold Opens (Season 6) - The Office US

this is parkour internet sensation of 2004 and it was in Mon the Bond films it's pretty impressive the goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour as long as point a is dilution and point B is okay we all go together or we go one at a time here it is here it is truck two refrigerators two dumpster 360 spin on to the palace backflip gainer into the trash hardcore parkour Phylis um if you could switch to a different soap just for a month or two yours is kind of perfumey now this is getting ridiculous oh gee I'm sorry I guess I missed the meeting where we all voted for you to get pregnant no I reserve the right to peel my hard-boiled eggs at my desk all morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars and I am not stopping for anyway I don't think I'm asking for too much I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace watching people get sick always makes me sick and what frankly so does talking about it so Wow okay with all due respect to everyone here I think the most worthy opponent of you is you that is correct unless there happen to be measles present so let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch now how would you do it-- defend against it easy allow me to demonstrate i am attacking myself with a throat punch here it comes block grasp wrist as such and what if he comes at you with the other hand because he does have to good point second throat punch absorb the blow groin punch hit block no bones in the gut Oh up to the nose no you're not ah oh oh my god he's making you look like such a fool he really is but not for long oh oh ah you let go you let go oh you're right look at hold on oh you're so evenly matched I don't know how one of you is gonna get the upper hand the important thing to remember Jim we always have what is called the element of surprise happy Earth Day everyone I'm recyclops did you know that an old milk carton can be sawed in half and used as a planter the next year you really stepped things up who has put a number 7 plastic in a number 4 bin a year after that recycle apps really began to take shape where Cyclops will drown you in your over watered lawns then tragedy struck recyclops when his fictional planet was attacked by some other fictitious thing remember recyclops will have his revenge I think this was also the year that he renounced the earth day and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved oh my god you guys look it's recyclers just recycle up today yeah the thing I like most about recyclops is that he's creating a different world for our child a world where you truly can be anything you want god bless you were Cyclops and your cold robot heart you know what that is no look at him look at him t-shirt jeans is it you know I am flattered that's Johnny Depp where'd you take that in my condo complex oh my god that's right I read in People magazine that he was looking for a 2-bedroom condo in Scranton I've been out man well you remember my idea for the fourth pirates not sure that they should do one hey Jim Jim where where do I find a black pearl who's that Captain Jack Sparrow after Dirks we are Jim John Dillinger no I'm Captain Jack Sparrow Captain Crunch okay okay screw you Halpert you know it's not easy getting excited about stuff remember how you felt when you thought you seen Roger Clemens like the Yankees game yeah well was it him I'm a little bit of reason to believe that you're right you're right well you're not right because Johnny died I know your condo complex no it also explains why the name on his mailbox for Sam Schulman em9 Shulman Litella fauna el telefono Michael is having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish so I told them to mark everything with the international symbol for gender and I should have been more specific your office is full of genitalia oh hey so is lo que dijo el that's what he says damn it Oh Angelo Angela Michael yo soy I can't con oh stop it stop what you're talking about me in Morse code you know what joke's on you because I know Morse code ha yeah that's what we're doing and our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just that we could talk about you in front of you yep that's exactly what we did it all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the lay of his desk when I asked him to stop he said I will when you lose the baby weight very well I must have imagined it I apologize detonator detonator where Michael Jim are you clicking a detonator it's a pin Michael come on get back to work Dwight please fine hey tap away I could hear interrupting you're kidding me God you say right on a silent but deadly and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth what is this you know we're not gonna die every time we're gonna die boredom yeah right and if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with hitler bin Laden and Toby I would shoot Toby twice okay all right really funny and you went too far I would kill bin Laden and then Toby no it's still okay geniuses how would you do it curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film I wanted all that does is help you should around things would there's been a lot is there a curtain rod in the room I don't know how about me believe land as a anything you all Stanley please this is serious is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence yes we stabbed Toby high school to bullet thing is a red herring here's how you do it you line them all up you take one bullet shoot them all through the throat at the same time watch this Phyllis your Hitler come up here Toby you're Toby Andy you're bin Laden line up I don't want it throats together we just do it Toby come on God ready one bullet and boom [Music] you

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 03 2019