BEST PRANKS (Season 6) - The Office US

stop it stop what you're talking about me and Morse code you know what joke's on you because I know Morse code ha yeah that's what we're doing and our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just that we could talk about you and part of you yep that's exactly what we did it all started went white was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk when I asked him to stop he said I will when you lose the baby weight very well I must have imagined it I apologize detonator detonator where Michael Jim are you clicking a detonator it's a pen Michael come on get back to work Dwight please fine hey tap away got you broken arm boom-boom-boom broken up boom-boom-boom broken nose ooh haha gonna flip you once a year dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate because as we all know the one thing that thousand-year-old martial arts do all the time is change how can I pose this to you in a relatable way you were all members of the Yakuza and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna Trolley Museum and you're attacked by triads how can you hold them off until your clan arrives you cannot go wrong with a throat punch ah okay so there's no defense for that good to know no there is a defense for that let me demonstrate someone attacked me Kevin go no way last time you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace false I did choke you with your shoelace no come at me okay with all due respect to everyone here I think the most worthy opponent of you is you that is correct unless there happened to be measles present so let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch now how would you do it-- defend against it easy allow me to demonstrate i am attacking myself with a throat punch here it comes block grasp wrist as such and what if he comes at you with the other hand because he does have to good point second throat punch absorb the blow groin punch hit block elbow to the gut Oh up to the nose no you're not ah oh oh my god he's making you look like such a fool he really is but not for long Oh instep oh not again ha ha you let go you let go oh you're right let's get it hold on oh you're so evenly matched I don't know how one of you is gonna get the upper hand the important thing to remember Jim we always have what is called the element of surprise this conversation has two items on the agenda did we have a conversation schedule number one do not leave your things on my desk it's not some kind of personal pen receptacle for you I don't care how high they promote you which brings me to item number two I never formally congratulated you on your promotion so I'd just like to say congratulations wow that's really thoughtful of you do I thank you you're welcome I inserted a listening device into the belly of the mallard now I can observe Jim trap Jim and destroy Jim the second the bavarian fairy tale only this time the mallard skins the toad alive and of course in this version you lose the whole veiled critique of the kaiser thing I'm sorry to have been bugging you all these years it's a real handsome duck mallard okay I'll get out of your hair [Music] any kind of tacky per second sure thing Jena boss how may I be of service to you I am gonna need your advice [Music] I was thinking getting this topper for Dwight's birthday what do you think this aria is a joke really what are you thinking I was gonna go with this say something if you respect him at all you will get him something they make you mad [Music] [Applause] don't I think I look really hot in one where'd you get your fedora I'd rather not say where'd you get that mallard what the hell is a mallard that Oh professor Daymond a duck Jim give him to me okay I gave that to him as a gift I'm taking that back Aidan take it back all scream give you five bucks for 2010 deal it's so cool this reminds me you owe me three bucks for gas white you brought the mallard back but I have to I mean Kelly was naughty I'm sorry a wooden duck Howard I put it in your office in order to surveil you I was jealous that you got the promotion over me okay just to be clear you're terrible at this you're not equipped for espionage no I'm upset echidnas don't tell Michael no but you will wash and buff our car punishment fits the crime I accept welcome back dad oh thank you very good okay we'll get back to you on that right away Thanks what we got here mega-desk of course command central the whole surveillance gaming and business come on Jim Tweedledee and Tweedledum ass have been away on maternity leave but now Tweedledum ass is back and we have a problem yes getting hooked on mega-desk was my own damn fault but I don't care about assigning blame all I care about it is mega-desk that is all I care about getting more mega-desk nope all right no thank you no no no no no well come on come on five more minutes five minutes a mega desk please it's a surgeon ah they say that no man is an island false I am an island and this island is volcanic and it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy yep we should be able to have that over to you by Monday yeah no problem thank you what the hell is this oh this is not mega-desk no it's not they call it quad desk that's ridiculous this is made up of three desks oh my god I'm gonna have to rename and then aren't we I love Dwight Schrute hey Gav I need to talk about something it's really important there's no way that you guys have any almond butter right yeah I don't know look one of my clients called he was the middle of a big printing job and the back of the printer started smoking and then the paper tray caught on fire that's weird where did that happen I have a deacon settle for apricot preserves what are we gonna do about this I don't know college to see if they know anything yeah that's what I'll do today let me know what they say Wow the dude is good what do you mean you didn't feel like he was hiding something I don't know like he was covering something up maybe two years ago Andy blamed the warehouse for a late shipment that he forgot to process we got yelled at pretty bad I almost lost my job Nana was mad as hell at the time but I said Darrell just wait he's a fool there's gonna be an opportunity just be patient what's up by every mail close the door okay I don't have a plan exactly over loose structure gives me freedom edgewise it's like Janice and I don't mess with me I'll forget about some freaky stuff going on I was welcomed back Gabe and I heard some things such as I was kind of mumbled I don't know only thing I can make out clearly was Andy you problem eliminate something I don't know what I meant what you don't know what it meant how about Andy is a problem and we must eliminate him oh yeah ha we're printing on 24 pound premium stock paper approximately 300 sheets in so far no signs of distress you haven't even introduced yourself right my name is Andrew Baines Bernard and if you're watching this it's because I've turned state's witness because I'm in danger because I know too much you should talk in a higher voice cuz the camera makes you sound weird higher okay recently certain events have come to my attention your make it higher okay it's smoking its but I knew it this we are blowing the roof off blowing the roof off nice nice this is my partner Darryl Philbin he's been my partner through this entire thing I don't want to prank anymore things get real it's not funny I'm just gonna be good stay in my room go to church try to do one nice thing per day I do not want to prank any more [Music] you

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Id: 9gZLvy48-eA

Length: 13min 37sec (817 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 11 2020