Best Patient Reactions To Waking Up From Anesthesia (Doctor Stories r/AskReddit)

doctors nurses and hospital staff all read it what are your experiences funny sad horrible with people waking from anesthesia NSW a patient woke up from his wisdom tooth removal begging the doctor to let him be David Bowie the doctor actually asked how that was supposed to happen and the answer was that it would be fantastic had a patient in foreign an endoscopy as a matter of course we place a speculum think ball gag with a metal ring instead of a ball in the mouth through which to pass the scope so the patient doesn't bite the scope once they are under we typically place it right at induction of anesthesia this patient had the presence of mind to ask us what the safe word was before he lost consciousness as we placed the speculum one of the rare times the hole or erupted in laughter well at least we know he's prudent I once had a patient start totally trashing her sister telling me how she has always been the black sheep of the family is a scumbag and wants to bang her husband she's just going off and sitting in the doorway was the sister the only one there to support her after surgery you could tell it was crushing for her this was probably an hour after the patient left PACU conscious but still pretty whacked out I had a patient pet an invisible kitty that was named after me the next day was completely with it and was wondering what happened to that kitty I had an eight-year-old kid in the Orsay you mother suckers right before she fell asleep I'm an anesthesia student currently doing my clinical rotations and I had an old guy wake up and the first thing he asked was do I still have my balls and I told him yet both of em and he said both or you guys are great I like to imagine he only had one ball and was thrilled to hear that you gave him a new one not a hospital staff but my great-grandfather had surgery one time and I was in the room when he woke up he was a world war two veteran and was convinced that he was in a Nazi Pio w camp he recognized me and told me I had to help him escape by killing the guards nurses because he knew I knew how to kill people I was 16 obviously a trained killer the nurse came in he was calm and kept motioning with his head her tummy and finally looked at me and said kill her now she always came back with another male nurse after that nurse here this really big hairy turkish guy whom I've never met before told me how much he loved me and that he wanted to kiss me I'm male bTW he wanted to kiss you my father-in-law was in a car accident that shattered his face several vertebrae and his pelvis this isn't so much a story about what he said but what he did he was in a coma for three weeks and had to be heavily restrained when coming out of it he was a Marine and Vietnam he was captured and escaped and he still hated being restrained my wife went to visit home on a Sunday and the doctors told her that tomorrow he was going to be the first patient to use in you $30,000 restraint system that would cause him less discomfort on Monday afternoon she visited again and he was in the same restraints as before my wife asked and the nurse explained that he destroyed it restraint system it lasted less than an hour it wasn't salvageable that's a badass right there I had a lot of ear infections when I was younger and my final time I was about seven I woke up to the rugrats on a TV in the room I hated the rugrats at the time skew the following conversation me why are the Rugrats on doctor you woke up earlier and said he wanted us to put on the Rugrats we asked why and you said that you hated the Rugrats and wanted to watch it so you could be angry me why did I want to be angry doctor you said you wanted to be angry because you don't like being so happy all the time told to me by my wife confirmed by the nurse I was in bed hospital room waiting for surgery they already gave me meds to calm me but they knocked me out two nurses coming to move me to a gurney but they were small and I'm big they can't move me over my wife came over and poked me in the ribs saying you're snoring roll over and I rolled right onto the gurney went straight from the air to surgery to put a plate in my badly broken arm so I hadn't been on a war DTC prior to the operation came out of surgery and recovery and was being pushed in a hospital bed to a ward we turned into a ward and it was full of elderly people I was in my early 20s I turned to the hospital porter pushing me and shouted sorry we seem to have taken a wrong turn we're in the morgue my first memory when waking up from shoulder surgery was a somewhat panicked nurse rummaging through the blankets at the bottom of my bed repeatedly muttering where are his legs where are his legs I always cross my legs when I sit lay down and apparently I must have done this as I was initially coming off the anaesthesia it freaked me out for a second but then I processed what was going on the nurse seemed relieved when I mumbled there right here and nearly kicked her in the face when I extended my legs patient checking in I was 18 and just had my appendix removed my mum was at my bedside I wake up and more pain from the operations and the appendicitis and even worse my balls are itchy I'm wearing a hospital gown and I'm out of it so I put my hand on my stomach and run it down to my skin so I can scratch my balls obviously not wearing underwear and my hand runs down an excess of smooth skin then suddenly I'm touching my goods I ramage around and come to the conclusion that someone has shaved my pubes no one told me this would happen I was livid it's the hive of visiting hours and I'm shouting in my broad Scottish accent aaww mum they've shaved my pubic I'm no happy about this I want my pubis back that's no right no one told me about this get my pubis my mother was mortified and she's trying to get me to calm down while laughing and trying avoid a scene they grew back in about four weeks so it was no biggie but at the time it was a serious issue so I Mannatech and we have this regular that comes in all the time she's an old black lady who has a lot of health issues including dementia this time I'm actually not entirely sure why she was coming in but whatever it was she needed to be intubated so we sedated her put the tube in and did what we needed when thing was finished we called ends to pick her up and take her back home when they arrived the nurse and I went in to prep her to leave the lady is just starting to wake up from sedation so with the EMTs standing in the room we take out her Foley catheter then she queefs the nurse and I smirk at each other but this is fairly common and not the funny part the funny part is that the noise seemed to surprise her and apparently remind her what was going on because she gasps and then looks over to the EMTs and says in an attempt at a flirty voice your boys either seen a black coochie befo everyone in the room had to take a second to attempt to regain composure but the EMTs ended up having to leave the room and the nurses crouching on the ground trying not to die I since I still have the Foley in my hands don't have this freedom and unforced to try to keep my sides from launching into orbit it's since become a running joke around the air when my husband woke up from having his wisdom teeth surgically removed his nurse was a rather large lady like 350 plus he looked her dead in the eyes and said you're too beautiful to be a nurse you should have been a model why don't you just come home with me and my wife yes he was propositioning a three-way with a 50 year old 350 pound nurse most awkward moment of my life how nice that he wanted to include you though I got my wisdom teeth out last month and was curiously subdued my wife informed me at least at the office she loaded me up in the car and away we went about halfway home she called my mother to let her know that the surgery went well and I remained stonily quiet after she got off the phone I demanded that my wife call my mother back when she did so I told her mom you have lots of dogs and they need lots of love then I made the cut the call motion to my wife when we arrived home I was brought up short by my wife's pillowcase which has a sloth on it I asked out loud honey there's a freaking sloth in here how did we catch one there so fast then she tried to take my jeans off of me so I could go to sleep and I yelled whoa LEM is he when she grabbed for the fly in all a pretty great morning when I was 14 I had eye surgery coming out of anesthesia the nurses asked me if I could remember my name i slurred my name is whiskershire sauce no wait that's not a cool name my name is shark my fancy recently had her tonsils removed her mother and I were there when she woke up after a few minutes she told her mother now that I've got my tonsils out I can fit more of his dong in my mouth it was awkward when I got my wisdom teeth out I apparently called my Middle Eastern surgeon the sly Arabian to thief after coming - that was fun to learn about when I regained mental clarity I had surgery on my wrist and came out of anesthesia screaming my balls hurt the doctor came in and asked what was wrong I said my balls hurt he replied dude you had wrist surgery no one touched your balls I was the patient I'd had all four wisdom teeth out at once and I woke up earlier than expected in recovery early enough that they hadn't taken out the wadding at the back of my mouth meant to absorb the blood so I woke up immediately felt like I was choking and panicked I left off the bed and a bunch of nurses came to restrain me still out of it I fought them and definitely gave one of them a good punch before they got me back on the bed I passed out again straight away still feel bad about it poor nurse came out of anesthetic and the lead nurse decides it's time to tell me all about post-op care she says now this is going to be a pain in the ass and I said if that's the case then you guys performed the wrong procedure it was a nose operation the assistant nurse started laughing let us not so amused when I got my wisdom teeth out they strapped my arm down for the IV anesthetic apparently before passing out I looked up at the white hair German dentist and said in my best connery Goldfinger do you expect me to talk the dentist didn't reply but he did tell me after surgery that it was one of the funniest things anyone asked him in a haze no Mr Bond I expect you to sleep our friend was in a car crash pretty bad he was in a coma for two months he had a female doctor for two months until he came out of his coma every time his doctor was checking on he would reach up and grab her breast getting he heard her voice when we told him about he did not believe us so he asked her and she confirmed it said she never stopped him because it seemed to keep him calm I was working in the pediatric ER and sedating a skater kid 14 or 15 we are talking more a wannabe suburban kid rather than a punk kind of kid that obviously joined a frat in college his mom is there in the room as he starts waking up once we had his wrist set and in the cast his mom is typical well-to-do suburban mom who spends lots of time ago current PTA meeting setters not trashy at all and family was likely from a well-to-do part of town my buddy who is fairly hairy on his arm ztc reached across his upper chest to grab an IV line kid was half-asleep raised his head up with his eyes still closed and licked my buddy's armed with this exaggerated lick like it wasn't ice-cream cone kid flops his head back onto the pillow and his mom just looks mortified in the two three seconds that passed before he slurs out man I sure do love to lick some pee his mom immediately turned bright red and walked out of the room and we all busted out laughing accepts a guy who got licked via doc was this young petite girl and she said she peed herself a little she was laughing so hard but for months we would give that garlic motions in the air when we passed him in the hall and putting rolling stone stickers on his locker etc I still give him crap about that from time to time my favorite is to catch him chatting or something standing at the desk and to lean over and sniff his forearm and ask if he has been fishing not in us but I have a good one it's been 15 years and I'm still horrified when I think about it I have to preface this story by saying that I have a super conservative girl-next-door type of personality I am shy somewhat of an introvert and most definitely never want to be the center of attention on purpose I went in for a colonoscopy with the yum-yum juice that made me forget everything that happened although I vaguely remember talking and hearing laughter when I woke up people were smoking and glancing at each other trying to suppress their laughter I asked if something happened and the stars reassured me that everything was good so when the doctor came in to talk to me before I was released I asked him if something funny had happened he reassured me that I had a very normal procedure and then told me that sometimes the medication caused people to lower their inhibitions but that the effects wore off very quickly as does the medication I asked him what he meant by lowering their inhibitions and he paused again and reassured me that it happens to a lot of people so yeah I spent my entire colonoscopy talking dirty to my doctor and his tools I never went back to that doctor again I had to get Hardware installed in my leg for a nasty bone break out an overseas base a few days later my buddy and I were having lunch on base a group of women came in and sat down at the table next to us and we struck up a conversation one of them asked what I had gotten done I was in a huge cast and on crutches I tell her the procedure she gets a funny look on her face and asked when it was done I tell her the date she immediately starts laughing and tells her friends this is the guy now they're all howling with laughter it took a while to tell the story because they're in tears from laughing apparently when I was coming out of sedation I grabbed a Corman's ass and hung on for dear life the woman I was currently talking to at the restaurant I just wanted to crawl into a hole when I heard the story I was the patient but I had to get five teeth pulled the nurse was helping my mom shuffle me to the car I turned to thank her but couldn't get my mouth to work so I bowed and often imaginary cap my BFF had a vasectomy and when he was first given the drugs three nurses walked in that were rather attractive he looks up with his wife in the room and says if I would've know there was going to be hot women in here I would have worn my big dong once I woke up asking if the ends justify the means once I went under while reminding all the women in the room that the room is very cold and they shouldn't judge I was the patient I was waking up from having my wisdom teeth pulled and apparently I kept telling the nurse how beautiful my film se was and couldn't quit gushing about her while she was standing in the room the pretty romantic right I then asked the nurse for a threesome not a doctor or nurse when my sister was 16 she had back surgery to repair a ruptured disc in her lower back apparently the meds that they gave her before she was put under gave her low enough inhibitions that instead of counting backward from ten she started belting out the lyrics to Roxanne the or staff later told my mom that not only were they amazed that someone that young knew the lyrics but also that way that she started singing was one of the funniest things they had seen in an all after waking up from my wisdom tooth surgery I remember her asking my mom I didn't fart did I I had a bunch of gas before the surgery and now it's gone I hope I didn't fart in front of the cute nurse cute nurses behind me during the whole speech I woke up in a recovery room after having my wisdom teeth out and no one was in there with me so I thought it would be a good idea to get up and have a look around apparently I had been awake a minute before and asked the doctor for some water but when she left to get it I went in and out of consciousness and forgot all about it they were pretty terrified when I just happened vanished a few months later my brother had his wisdom teeth out we left the surgeons with no issue but on the drive home my brother lost his crap I had to take a circuitous route home because my brother wanted to see the circus every house we drove past he was pointing out imaginary animals and giggling hysterically he was 17 at the time anesthesia apparently does weird crap to us you have been visited by the wealth rat subscribin 12 seconds and he will share his wealth with you I hope you enjoyed the video if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video order either way have a great day you magnificent people [Music]

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Published: Thu Sep 19 2019