Best of Sleepy Grumps - Game Grumps

if you guys swear to God Aaron if you don't find that verdant crystal [ __ ] [ __ ] crack your spine with my knuckles is possibly 5:00 in the morning right now all right I'm on the left you're on the right we're [ __ ] making cookies very cool Radek okay a lot lining up those cooks the [ __ ] master of yours quickly naive you have no [ __ ] idea how good I am to you you don't understand my cookie game bro Oh ideas boom that [ __ ] that wet your tasty whistle yes this is taking 1 million percent of my Cod situation right now right for me though I could [ __ ] tell my life story here we go really age six I was born without a face [Laughter] [Music] there's like 20 absurdities in that said my dad told me that I would be accepted as I am as a true man little Pitino that wouldn't be the case actually he didn't lie didn't know ya know I was playing it what are you not playing this game oh I was playing it how did you win because there's a little counter in the middle and I won I won by the slimmest of margins have you ever been so sick that you just [ __ ] your pants sure I mean sure depends on what kind of sickness you have if it's a stomach sickness yeah oh yeah well no like a cold no I just got everything got [ __ ] up literally everything got [ __ ] why would you [ __ ] your pants from a cold it hurts too much if you have a cold and it's too much cold for you to handle you just [ __ ] your pants that's like your go-to way of dealing with [ __ ] it's like a defense mechanism I don't know oh man that's that's a hell of a defense mechanism think you're getting attacked by wild animals and you're like oh yeah I know I asked you this before but I really want to know your opinion tell me do you ever think of what Randy Quaid [ __ ] like no I don't actually you think he's got like he's got like a monster wee-wee as a matter of I wanna say [ __ ] yeah what did you think Randy Quaid would sound like when he was having sex fresh memory Oh he'd be like do you think that his ex-wife called him Randall Randall I don't know you know he's on like the run from the US government yeah which is good because if he ever heard this he'd be coming after us pretty hard yeah and he'd be like wow Randy Quaid ones you guess scrubs and he's like yeah I guess make it fast and I wanted by the law yeah I guess scrum spa Randy Quaid you were born for this important to [ __ ] you ever wonder what it's like [ __ ] Randall Quaid Rick okay do you think maybe Dennis could take your place because Dennis seems like the much more chill of u2 are they brothers they are brothers how come Dennis Quaid's mouth is so big I don't know how come he's like way handsomer than Randy Quaid Randy Quaid looks like a pile of dog [ __ ] yes edit I went there forget all big that controversial statement about the Quaid brothers stop with this [ __ ] no homo at all how BIG's you dick I just told you nothing you said seven at 3/4 not that I've measured recently like 3/4 as in three quarters of an inch or three actual quarters yeah I got money on the end of it to like help entice entice girls like you want some of this hard dick and also 75 said welcome back to game grumps it is 3 in the morning hey hey whoo Kim I am so tired oh don't worry about it we got Pokemon to keep us away yeah hey sandslash use a swift which is no match for stacker what the [ __ ] how did it do so much damage that's [ __ ] it said it wasn't very effective I know but it did so much damage did you see that you see how much damage it did magnitude 8 that's [ __ ] [ __ ] right hip is critical why are you just saying words all of a sudden man it's the classic way to create a sentence whoa that's a bunch of egg that's horrifying I'm gonna run it's not gonna be like a recently nut busted on face gross flower thing my god what new monstrosity what fresh hell is this evolving it's it's it's it's it's it's Thank You [ __ ] I'll plume this guy's a nightmare thank you like tired damn cool what happens to the I was like who is dead asleep on the couch I know and cuz you're like let me know when you're ready and I was like I'm ready buddy like you just go ahead and rest your little head there cuz I get [ __ ] out cold you're like checking my email and I'm like I wonder we're dead it's me I have no idea how much time passed like a [ __ ] rock girl what he used to the cap should have been 10 minutes could have been three years ago could be 2017 Oh give a nickname hell yeah yeah disgrace it's gonna be birders I call a murder snare for sure one pro turn Oh like it's another burner burner I'm gonna catch him do Keller called murders oh [ __ ] dude all six of those eggs broke out oh here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] have you got a baker's dozen of these grouse eggs barters nah we go murder sir you leave bar staring on like a drunk redneck mom there's all these eggs shenanigans going on in the box anyway his Eevee evolved into Flareon but it evolved into Vaporeon I wonder why wow what a conversationalist gauge wire alone puttering aimlessly around this room well I was hoping I'd make some friends in here I just made new enemies I have had my as is a horrible dream that we were doing clumps and you yelled at me all the mayor [ __ ] eggs everywhere still not used to this thing no I don't want one and whoever will be free one of those heads pissed the other is I'm interested might be a little just like kind of like the oven on I definitely left the oven on oh you got it my other had never cares though you got it he'd burn down the house would be warm she has away give a nickname to doduo yeah what is it [Music] bump and dump so one of them's bump and the other ones don't yeah just give it a little pasta no I can't have the apostrophe yeah yeah wait maybe I can the lowercase it nice little comma whoa Wow the much poor selling cousin to slip and slide both made by blammo blammo G hey you guys wanna come over to my house if you're going to the backyard and bump and dump no yeah quietly oh I literally just said that he used to come all right thank you for the observation mat man I won't stand for this that's Morgan Freeman oh yeah I get you does it go Bruce it's just like Batman wanna come back and he's like the [ __ ] man we're in a meeting right now he's like oh sorry I just kind of slipped out for a secret identity to get blown like they're just all out of dinner Batman dude Morgan Freeman what the [ __ ] at Bruce Wayne's I walk I'm not easy easy doesn't movie - his eyes are open I can't make a move but he needs that mustard you better better get get busy passing Batman do another Ice goes dead silent like a fork drops Bruce Wayne's the only one who pays like shoulders hunched a little bit like in the skies just glass of iced tea [Music] [Laughter] look what's waiting for you Batman come back the whole [ __ ] town hears about it like you like somebody's like can I shoot he's like all right Bruce he's like gonna shoot this thing up in the air and flies laughs everybody doing this Bruce Wayne is just like [ __ ] like filling out form just like a cross I just need a roll of staff Batman yeah Batman the one in the suit Bruce Wayne you know Batman way I I'm sorry I'm I'm sorry I have to do it in front of and they're driving home in my dead silent imagine like everybody's staring at him and Bruce Lee it's got like the look of death in his eyes and Morgan Freeman's like but on the other hand I really need those sorry not sorry social actress get me those [ __ ] stamps and maybe we'll talk it out oh good there's a triple headed monster oh my god my god I was like eyes closed coughing into my that's dodrio yep I get it he's older wiser grocer has sprouted a new nasty [ __ ] head and you know what they say about nasty heads they're about like two dollars in the back alley being tired is a lot like being drunk it is a little bit actually nobody wants to be around you okay you're stupid you'll regret what you say in the morning unfortunately everything's being recorded yeah just like being drunk fine would you use cout already instead he did great job are you like lagging right now there's like a five-second delay you have like a low latency like the image that's being projected on your eyeballs right now it's from like 10 seconds ago yeah and you're like oh wow he died yeah I met I met like which Pokemon are you gonna send out next I like step up to the plate and a baseball game and the pitch the pitch it's like boom strike the catcher throws it back and I just take a [ __ ] brutal swing okay you got a riddle yeah oh [ __ ] oh yeah Tommy bro a woman and two men are drinking I say and they drink it the two guys wait you said there's a woman and a man Oh a woman and two men okay women two men are drinking iced tea all right and they they all they all drink it the guys the guys drink it quickly if the woman drinks it slowly and oh but only all three are poisoned but only she dies why because the poison was in the ice cubes next our gay bro [Laughter] said that it's easy all right a woman's drinking poison what as she does what why did she die sure your work I don't know yeah a lot of people get tripped up on this way is because the poison was poison I know I know oh my god stupid baby if you weren't so dumb you could talk I got a riddle for you okay the guy stops the girl on the street mm-hmm he asks her out she says seriously of a nice guy [Laughter] unsolved mysteries of the universe by [Music] surprise - it's a surprise - you want to tell me what happened there we didn't want you to poke them on and like a lot when we went all out and then we lost everything we lost all the footage so somehow when we lose footage it's always Pokemon so we're playing kirby's dream courses cheer me up get a PR it's very sad Kirby always cheers me up when [ __ ] is [ __ ] whoa you can curve the shot Yeah right whoa that's not even let's not you can learn how to play this let's play all right this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] is kinda like Kirby golf Kirby go off you're [ __ ] done dude what are you are done in terms of what in terms of you being done [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what shakta back into the sand trap with you oh my god I can get out of the sand trap about what you're just a [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I mean a balls ass cuz you need to twist you up so I'm gonna [ __ ] destroy your [ __ ] there we go I'm up an atom Sun here comes the [ __ ] destruction we go steal your star try it see what [ __ ] happens what it gets stolen Oh [Laughter] over shoot it how you feel about that I [ __ ] sandpit that's where your [ __ ] is used to your ass is grass son no [ __ ] you done son Oh No boom in the [ __ ] hole baby oh no way oh you did knock me off course for my [ __ ] good intense jam good I'm glad I have to play this just right I'm glad I'm you can lick my butthole it's not gonna make me any better wildly inappropriate well I couldn't actually say the word believe' at this point I'm not even gonna be proud if I win this match I really good no you know what I am cuz I'll [ __ ] I'll come back yeah yeah he's a [ __ ] major comeback yeah that's right she's hard man yeah [Laughter] turnstiles so it's like 3:00 in the morning we're gonna play some [ __ ] Kirby golf to make ourselves have oh we're all depressed that we lost those episodes cause they're [ __ ] mad strat they were doing what yeah you're like sitting around and then I [ __ ] curved around oh [ __ ] Krystal I'm gonna [ __ ] kick the living [ __ ] I hope I hope you guys are ready for five very sleepy episodes of Sonic the Hedgehog it's too AM we haven't even started record sonic stuff eeeh it's just we just yeah it's Christmas is dog yeah yeah we just had a lot of Christmas stuff and and the star bomb album came out and it's we none of us have slept in weeks it's it's good everything's good it's great meanwhile everything's still pretty much as you may have remember it it's coming up coming up roses yeah rings exploding what not in all sorts of places punching and stuff like a lasso yeah everything you dreamed a sonic game could be if you if you if you went to sleep and you had a dream at night yeah beautiful sonic antics mm-hmm think you're running around with Tails and Knuckles and in this universe not in the old unit oh sure I'd probably kill myself thank you thank you listen to me in stereo coming in left channel coming in right China gonna smash into the turtle do that you're lucky I remember my own name at this point I'm so goddamn out of it you remember remember the time that I told you that you were my best friend yeah well that's a convenient for you I wouldn't have actually mean what beat the [ __ ] out of it yeah I don't even know if you could son did you [ __ ] ready to take out 150 pounds of absolute beefcake [ __ ] step to this Cleopatra if she actually came at you yeah it came at ya like that would have been assassinated years early I don't even know what happened to Cleopatra I don't know well you know what you know what the thing is it's that I went to a [ __ ] Museum good for you yeah I get it they didn't have [ __ ] iPads I don't mean to be a killjoy [ __ ] house oh Jesus is just talking about my ass sometimes oh man something something to me I love it when you turn me on that's the one wow you do remember I [ __ ] love what was the band Johnny Wahlberg NKOTB and who else was in the van ty Danny the ugly one I caught a lot of flack for that really yeah great school cuz you were the ugly one no because I was named Danny Aaron your words are hurtful oh no I didn't I didn't mean like that I just yeah but that was those what people might have thought yeah of course in fact this King tough-looking bastard it was at the beginning of ninja sex party but like ever since ninja sex party started what the H just jumped with knuckles love Christ I mean like I have that power I feel like every time we say Jesus like if Jesus is out there he's looking at it like what this [ __ ] again just used knuckles I bestowed my powers upon him yeah jeez woody huh that's me and you're making me say trying to eat a taco Sonic time for a little praise the reflections on Metal Sonic look pretty cool looks nice and smooth and shiny yeah dude it looks it looks great how they just applied a filter that's in most you can't you can't give it 100 [ __ ] they should [ __ ] earn it dude you just blast it away Eggman I don't care about Eggman look at lyric you gotta be like a hatchet enthusiast I want to go out the only way I love ya he died doing what he loved killing himself I always want them to say like that cliche like with some crazy [ __ ] like I don't know like a guy gets like stomped to death by giraffes and they're just like he died doing what he loved getting trampled through the years is getting squashed by their giant necks and weird feet I'm ready when you are ready cheeky Dan saucy puss yeah Roger Roger Richter what's that picture on my butthole on the wall I don't know but it's got a lovely frames nice pull your [ __ ] up over your head welcome back to game Hey oh you're frozen in the ice wall big [ __ ] surprise yeah made of ice stone attack does he have those all your eggs don't lose sight of what's important anything to beat the game still super crazy tired [ __ ] you nice guy no you know what you can you can be honest that was great alright [ __ ] you yeah stick your [ __ ] alright yeah you should really just stop eating and producing producing biscuits of [ __ ] pledge milk milk lemonade around the corner I just made oh yes it's that's how physiology mnemonic device leggy bone bone remember that is ligaments tag bones - bones yeah leggy blonde blonde like a [ __ ] matrix style fight no it's okay you'll be fine oh I will tread carefully don't be scared yeah there's no water in this place yeah they like calls his daughter like listen when you hear me do the sonic game when you play that it's gonna sound like I was drowning don't worry daddy's fine she's like it's like I know it's because I'm too busy doing drowning sounds we hear net you never what visit God just like your mother I never talked anyway I'll be in my trailer if you need me I'll be cashing mazanik check that assonance I love ya yes in the ass ass ass ass chin yeah great oh we're tired it's okay oh yeah [ __ ] made it with knuckles dude you did I had I had me a thing for chicken nuggets dude you just got five thousand rings why would they put a hundred more rings next to the fifteen thousand rings they just gave you today was not a cardio day what the [ __ ] is anything right now there's a path is it a path made a path nice everyone okay let's follow the path alright good now as everyone said the thing about the path I did Sonic oh yeah I was the one who said the path nice alright okay good we can continue that oh [ __ ] I didn't say anything damn it it's a path all right start over from the top yes like I wonder if they have like a team of like four riders three riders and one of them is good yeah like they're coming up with kids toys ideas and and one guys like let's get sharks to kill them in another guy's like let's get spikes and other guys like let's get thumbtacks and another guys like let's get frozen toys you know like yeah that's the one mmm yeah that's got to be tough like to be in the sonic room and like you're the good writer and like the other writers are coming here with their crappy ideas and you're just like no I bet I can I bet I can pull this in the right direction and then like then you see the game and you're like nope [Music] he's a [ __ ] weirdo and he needs to pay for his crimes oh hey come back with that Chris down my friends believe you wait I can't actually slow it down oh god I really wanted you running backwards stop just slow it stop stop it will not it will not stop even when you slow down he slows down to the exact degree can't voice reminds me a 3d World Runner doesn't remember that game yeah that game was actually better than this one and it's from 1987 yeah and it was for a clearly superior console again yeah I didn't think today that we'd be playing the best game ever created yeah well you were sadly mistaken and you're just gonna have to live with that now yeah cuz we are playing oh boy I've been hurt before right yeah you have no rings oh no did I actually die or you did well it doesn't matter because now I'm exactly where I was you're like one step behind me you got to step it up dog I'm Mike Tyson and you're like bike lisen yeah nobody would capitalize in the name rhyming but yeah he didn't he just wasn't a good enough boxer yeah how was that how was that physically accurate was that he like speeds and then and then like behind him [ __ ] starts happening I could not agree more watch your health you know it also doesn't make sense well the fact that you could just race that sweet echidna penis around and it never just never reaches its destination you can understand more at all four of its destination probably lost more brain cells than I ever would have gained from learning something what what give it to me give it to me the way it is the way it's meant to be baby baby baby isn't it cool how that shadow isn't an impossible angle yeah oh and it's the second shadow the elusive double shadow unless there's a ring way up there straight up above the zoo could there be I don't [ __ ] know it doesn't look like I'm back the game grunts welcome back to grips where we are so tired of criticizing we'll just heap praise on this game all right what a great death that was oh my god yeah hey welcome back bro this is that time come on it's that time again it's like 4:00 in the morning this it's not 4:00 in the morning 3:00 in the morning I'll can exaggerate oh sorry that was the a array stop being such a [ __ ] drama queen she's not not overworking you obviously know this is my choice it's just stupid it's just you yay I'm like an Australian so see you oh dude you've almost made it - exclamation island I don't know damn it I don't welcome what what kind of creature is this man no oh there's infested with robotic pasts it's too bad and this close to harvest maybe you can use knuckles as a scarecrow Jesus Amy have a [ __ ] heart he is gigantic and ugly god damn yeah but that's beside the point I'll anon meanwhile knuckles just like well okay kill you I think we can help you out that way you can get your chance to be a hero my chance to donkey punch you in the back of the head when you're not looking all right I'm gonna be a scarecrow now you have to be engaged in sexual intercourse for it to be a donkey punch or can you just what is happening right now and engaging in donkey punches no you need oh boy what's happening I'm not clear when you I need a needed knocking out I guess I think you want to guide them so they're oh no those are the those are the infesting things right yeah cuz they're not paying attention to what I had to do hard to believe that was it that was it I killed them all that was the mission idiot I refused I was [ __ ] it I'm done what more could there be I that's it I did it that's the end oh no there's no [ __ ] pomp and circumstance about that no check your map there's nothing to check on the [ __ ] map you go to the map and it's like duh what does this map mean what does that mean [ __ ] dinglehopper here where the [ __ ] am i even oh come on man me no no no my stomach oh I'm like do I have ten minutes in me or is this gonna explode into no it do it explode like it betta parts did my [ __ ] fall on the ground my [ __ ] fell on the ground who's going on first of all first of all her just don't touch me okay you're making me uncomfortable I'm sorry it's a weird episode I agree weird places I think we've played too many episodes of game grumps in a row of video game yeah and now we're stupid what if what if like game grumps was short for video game grumps what what what if Aaron whatever what a [ __ ] insane scenario no the branding would be super weird could you crazy [ __ ] imagine if this video game show mentioned the word video games the title god damn it I can't even wrap my mind around [Music] [Laughter] I mean seriously thinking about it oh yeah okay warrants a lot of thought it is for it's not I heard you were in a different scheme you're different God God God God Almighty proud of you seventeen groups did do it they do it right exhaling game grumps I'm going to share with you a very personal story really about me and Daniel Oh when we were children that seems unlikely but do it next time I gave me this is known each other for years alright welcome welcome back hello here's that story I promised you about dan and I his children yes which again seems unlikely all right one day in little old Kansas where we grew up together we Dan was 12 I was 17 like Dan let's let me tell you a little about young Dan it's really into crime like murders all the time and he would get away with them he still has honestly he hasn't served any time for the the unsolved murders of half of Caitlyn Francis and Jean I would really appreciate it if you didn't suggest that I had it in Kansas in 1942 when we were children he was he was eight and that was 76 yeah Wow so cool that you made it all the way to a hundred and thirty-five I mean he just [ __ ] himself we were we were hanging out at the DQ at the Dairy Queen the DQ that's what I call it no one calls it didn't work all right I got to do it again anyway we were hanging out the DQ dance [ __ ] himself seventeen times in a row okay and it was it was it was consecutive like he thought it was the 40s so these things didn't matter on well actually it was no internet it was actually worse than it was actually the 24 he sees it happen in the forty now it's okay yeah but he cleaned off his but after every [ __ ] and then he [ __ ] himself afterwards again and because he he was [ __ ] himself he was just like others there's all this stuff that's coming out I might as well replace it with more ice cream and what happened was he was just so if I may recap when we were young children when you were a young child of 77 growing up in Kansas in the 40s and I was a murderer of two years old get ready for the neck get ready for the next seven episodes of Mario to be yeah just a touch [ __ ] stupid droopy yeah little droopy droopy dog but we have so many stories to tell about Japan [Music] look good above Jupiter in pression of Mario we are off to a solid start would call be drooping never said babe and I'm pretty sure he never said that whatever dude I've seen sway more droopy episodes and you have I've seen some [ __ ] brat I'm trying yeah come out of Droopys butthole okay you know what we're gonna start over we're gonna start the welcome back to true peace [ __ ] damn it and start it over like Germany is Alan Manya you know like a so what does that mean and why is it there how should i goddamn know that all right well here's the thing japan i will body slam you if you get saucy with me like it was slow as bodies the information i was gonna lay upon your [ __ ] dicks goal yeah all these flavors you chose to be salty okay the thing that I wanted to tell you was Japan yeah they call it Nihon right in the Japanese language he said this so why the [ __ ] are they okay with calling it Japan Aaron how many times could you say the same [ __ ] thing and I'll be like in two different countries call to Chevy shut up shut up once prefer [ __ ] in your life so damn sorry yeah right say yes I'll just not go on with that sense of friendship over but anyway uh half of Japan alright friendship back so as you know that Japanese language is made up of a bunch of silly looking characters yes they're called kanji yes they come from Chinese right that's where they originate from right so the characters for Japan are always the same in those two languages but in in the Chinese market polo came back from China with the the characters for Japan which which is pronounced in the Chinese the original Chinese Shabangu that's where Japan comes so you knew the answer to your own question yet you posed it twice to me well I had the question and then got snip snappy with me when I did not know the trivia I swear to God you I will [ __ ] karate chop you in the head I wasn't posing it to you as a question that was I was just saying I had that question while I was there I'm gonna [ __ ] that looked up the answer in fact I prefaced the statement saying that I looked up the answer I'm gonna wait until you sleep tonight and then let my flaccid dick and balls dangle over your face in a classic Roman soldier helmet my nose will be protected [Music] Haim rat why I see where Aaron gets his golden voice from do you still owe Nomad don't know i that was me this is mom okay hey sorry I know what do you think of your son right now I don't know I don't really care much for him anymore cool well I'll catch up with you soon all right I'm dead well that was me that was not yeah it's the time I met a weird lesbian [Music] well then it's true I did what was it an LGBT no she just was god [ __ ] dude [ __ ] this game okay no it wasn't she just was the only person who was my age on the boat and she was actually kind of nice but she was weird she would just say a weird person I think I don't see what her sexual orientation I guess I was thinking that saying that because I was gonna go into how she was like I met a really unique carpet muncher is that offensive I don't know if that's an offensive term I guess it was just because it was a surprise because I didn't realize it oh yeah yeah and then I was like oh and she told me about how she was trying to you know they were all on the boat and I was like oh okay knock and I was really sweet and I was like you could do this and that but I was like a kid so I think you can't hold it for him have you tried that just tell her you like her the kid logic with romance is the best yeah it's so nice what if you got her like like a like a lollipop yeah give her a fudgesicle she liked it but don't put it in your pocket a mouse you could put it in your pocket afterwards if it's yours and you don't mind that kind of thing because I don't my little nephew Nash it's tough Wow well you're just through it'll my little nephew Nash still hasn't quite gotten the hang of life and doesn't realize like what's actually a secret and what's just very common knowledge but he'll present everything as if it's a secret so be like Uncle Dan got a secret I'm like what is it mash is like chickens go cluck it's not it's not a secret Nash's I don't mean to burst your bubble what if your [ __ ] is yeah what if it is and you don't even know oh I mean I go along with it I'm like no way stop here's Scott I want to tell you the secret guys Shh I hate mario64 chickens go clapping that's cuz this game is garbage Wow say it again Aaron I'm sure people love to hear it I just want okay that's my opinion mmm okay that's just like my opinion man well I gotta go that one and if I don't [ __ ] make this jump into my my pissed his [ __ ] oh okay Wow you've been granted a reprieve doesn't mean it stings me less it was still a failure dude don't be so hard on yourself good well whatever I said oh yeah Danny's climbing the pole who's gonna sound horrible with the music overlaid at different times where is he now well wait he just jumped over the cheese oh he's at the blue boy where did this one dude look why is that star yellow I'm fresh out of ideas

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Views: 1,153,979

Rating: 4.9228015 out of 5

Keywords: game, grumps, sleepy, loopy, best, of, sleep, gamegrumps, super mario 64, sonic boom, compilation, tired

Id: vKBDzlKUYEI

Length: 50min 25sec (3025 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 20 2017