Best of April & Andy | Parks and Recreation

nice don't play with the food okay we need this for the picnic we have everything yes ma'am three picnic baskets assorted cheese's grapes wine smoked salmon April through the smoked salmon on the roof I'm sorry my fellow pawneeans yes it's here the parks department's summer catalog has arrived and for the first time in 20 years tennis is back peruse this wondrous book at your leisure and take advantage of everything this great town has to offer time is fleeting my fellow pawneeans make the most of it while you can this is probably the first time in history these four great men have been in the same place at the same time it kind of makes you what is this sweater swap just stay sleeping I am going to be here when you wake up I will not leave your side you could be asleep for hours maybe I'll come back Claire I hope you feel better okay oh and I know you think that I'm a jerk but I hope you can forgive me girls your forehead is all sweaty that's gross nice to like you okay [Applause] [Music] Ebru come when streams are ripe and swelled with rain ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to Mary and Maxwell Dwyer and April Roberta legend I guess I kind of hate most things but I never really seemed to hate you so I want to spend the rest of my life with you is that cool yes is it my turn April you are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life I vow to protect you from dangers I don't care if I have to fight an Ultimate Fighter or a bear or him your mom I would take him down I'm getting mad right now even thinking about it I'm telling you today I want to spend the rest of my life every minute with you and I'm the luckiest man in the galaxy and now the ranks [Music] by the power vested in me by the state of Indiana I now pronounce you husband and wife [Applause] okay all right so that one is dead we know that my tea buddy what are we doing we didn't get a single thing that bent ones too sure we did we got the marshmallow shooter I think it's on the list but I want it I want it too but I also kind of want my own Fork just cuz you eat really salt which is cute but also super annoying fine what what's wrong nothing it's just adults are boring and I hate them and I don't want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become boring adults hey listen to me yes we're gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board but if you think for one second I'm not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you're asleep then you're the dumbest one when I know I'm gonna make me cry [Music] someone's more beautiful than I could have ever even imagined yeah trying to find a way to be annoyed by it but coming up empty thank you so much I never would have ever done this without you thank you where's all the faces the presidents mmm my balls rats bats man party's boom good spider webs done mm-hmm fake blood capsules oh they didn't have any really that's gross I love it we are throwing a Halloween party at our house it's gonna be the greatest thing ever someone will die Oh fun and there's gonna be beer pumpkins muddy goblin fake ones it's gonna be awesome we have decorations dead people that we just may not murdered but pictures of dead people from TV or movies your body simple fake ones candy dancing tequila all kinds of food and snacks let orphan no blood orphans I I don't know what that is Andy and Leslie sent us care packages hey Ben just a few things to remind you of home love Leslie ah waffle mix JJ's diner my new pajamas bucks one of 12 April here's something to help you remember our three-legged dog champions yeah that's cute also you are way better at laundry can you please do mine and send it back to me thanks love you mouse rat rules love and less cute yes please hurry I've been wearing a bandana as underwear for three days now look there's the picture ah that's horrifying I love him so much it's not the Queen someone's back from London it's not mr. bean God what are you doing here missed you so bad honey I bought myself a ticket home you're never gonna need that computer again cuz I'm home for like 19 hours this is so sweet just like the old days take a hike Jerry it's Larry now okay take a hike Larry I'd like to begin by saying thank you to anyone who has ever worked on the Johnny karate musical explosion show this has been the greatest job I've ever had and today has been the best day of my life and that's saying something I once found a rock that looked exactly like Santa Claus hat and everything so before I say goodbye let's review our checklist one last time we made something with carpenter Ron we learned something with Professor smart brain we karate-chopped something old mailman Barry's face and we tried something new even though it was scary to us was Leslie Knope that leaves just one more thing the most important one be nice to someone and I think I know right now who needs it the most my wife April Ludgate karate Dwyer honey come on out here come here hey hey hey wait honey where are you going babe hey hey come here April what's going on it's every week the show is an amazing train wreck and you love doing it and you're the best host like even better than my all-time favorite host Tom Schneider which is crazy and all those kids love you and you're doing what you're meant to do and I can't be the person that makes you lose what you love but you're one I love you're the only reason I have any of this you believed in me and you supported me you make me happy happier than I ever thought I could be without you how would it be anything you're what keeps me going you're my verizon Chipotle acts on a lot of time with you I'm gonna be happy so we go to Washington DC and then we figure out the next cool one awesome thing from there okay okay babe you look more beautiful right now than I've ever seen you Wow just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off no I went it on that's the whole point I put the makeup on after I went into labor whatever blows your skirt up okay you ready to push wait no babe my birth mix here comes a contraction are you ready [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,658,508

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, Parks And Rec Bloopers, Parks and Recreation, Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Leslie and Ben, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Guardians of the Galaxy, Nick Offerman, Jurassic World, Saturday Night Live, SNL, Rob Lowe, Making It, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Office US, rashida jones, parks and recreation bloopers, parks and recreation bloopers season 1, chris pratt ellen, chris pratt graham norton

Id: BNZz96AKJJY

Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 22 2018