parks and rec moments that make me cackle

I'm hungry okay well don't be such a baby I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack I ate it already I can smell it in your purse before I even park my car and now it's gone and I hate everything thank you that'll be all you're welcome what oh my God Andy Andy Leslie oh here we are eat well it hasn't gone exactly as I've hoped I just gonna tell you I'm a little tired okay so I may have parked on your front lawn oh you did I did yeah you seem like you're in a good mood actually I'm quite miserable I admire and respect you and dragging you through an Ethics trial is filling me with sadness I have never felt so low this is stressful and stress leads to depression and if I don't maintain an extremely high dosage of Herbal Remedies I will get very depressed oh God it's happening right now run wake up Ron wake up it's Leslie yeah it's it's my birthday on Friday hey happy birthday I would totally shine his little shoes for free oh I do say the cutest stuff look I love a good dog as much as the next guy but this building doesn't allow animals and you take them outside and shoot him what what where Together We Stand and I ask all of you who is ready to join the Coalition of the willing Chicago the moon shall join your Coalition yeah we got the freaking moon what are you gonna do without tides Peru listen are we gonna talk about anything other than the lies that I told you please please please please please yes yes all right damn it woman okay everyone shut up and look at me welcome divisions of nature that's a door open no no no well you know what they say you break it you buy it that doesn't really apply here tell that to the folks at Pier One in establishment I'm no longer allowed inside I will take this censure and I will wear it proudly like a badge of honor wow strong words from a woman who is trying to pin a piece of paper to wear a blazer next up on the program so Chris do you have any sisters no I don't Wesley do you have sisters maybe so how's your mom in she's home up in Wisconsin is your mom visiting any ants nope you have ants girl cousins a youthful grandmother perhaps nope did you forget how to have a conversation Mr commissioner the recount has to start immediately it's the law and I'm not leaving until you make the call he's riding Miss Barkley it'll start right away keep your phones on Terence I just want to go home I'm never gonna get away from these Nick Newports questions it's obvious April listen I was trying to buy this handcrafted mahogany wood model of B-25 Mitchell Panchito aircraft oh for me don't sass me and I went to this website and this ad so who broke it I broke it it burned my hand so I punched it what's wrong Andy it's got a headache man I'm seeing double and I got a song stuck in my head and my teeth hurt also I'm hungry okay well some of those things are symptoms and some of them are just being a person did you hit your head no oh yes technically I did Smash my head area into the wall area yeah he was hanging up his gold record oh my God are you okay yeah I'm good you're really getting it done man he can't hear me okay let's begin the barbecue oh hey little guy hi what are you doing oh no Hey Ron you're not gonna Slaughter that pig here are you not to worry I have a permit this just says I can do what I want barbecue was postponed until I can go pick up some meat from the food and stuff let's go Tom no big Tom [Music] my goal is to run to the Moon I have accrued 228 personal days starting right now I'm using all of them while I'm gone you're in charge Godspeed man I wanted to see I'm going to be going to a seminar on the art of the Japanese tea ceremony or chagai at the Pawnee Community College and I thought you might like to come with me why there's beer in the cooler what about for the children you can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer why don't just give the kids water I suppose you could do that are you insane he was a million year old racist he said he liked ethnic girls Tom whether or not I pay income taxes none of the government's business nope well no actually it is well you don't know my name or what I look like so good luck finding me it's a party welcome to City Hall cupcake how many of you are in here there's seven and you have an office mate his name is Stuart and he's kind of a grouch I have an office mate get these balloons out of here by Swanson standards we're close I know when your birthday is so does Baskin Robbins I know that you secretly love artichokes and plums down woman victim surprise he's taking it this well April could you call Maintenance please this guy's tough really thought I don't know why either of you guys are doing this one time my refrigerator stopped working I don't know what to do I just moved oh hello oh boy what do you want Macklin me just observing a little something they tell us down at Quantico well I guess I'll get out of your hair wait there is just one more question congratulations is that a question it's an accusation because I know your secret you're pregnant what I'm not pregnant you're not damn it who is because I found this uh Ron Swanson's cab is a pregnancy it's not like I'm some kind of sex crazed Maniac or something Leslie are you pregnant did you or did you not leave this positive pregnancy test in a dumpster in the woods hey everybody no really okay well I'll get out of your hair my assistant has something she'd like to show you partner oh my assistant has something she'd like to show you partner it is excellent having the old band back together again you know what this goes for some celebratory lunges one over Chambers Jam for three what are you trying to build a house with those bricks girls is attacking me no don't do that I don't like this game I don't know what the rules are okay why are you yelling Tom put all my records into this rectangle her parents used to let us drink as much as we wanted that's that's where we should have this after party or no we can't because they moved to prison I can do whatever I want all right if I want to shoot a paintball gun at my dad I'm gonna do it get shot son I Am Not Gonna Keep inserts that's exactly what I told Kyle when he told me his wife was cheating on him handy come on ah see oh not cool man not him not that Kyle okay we are going to have a doctor's appointment and then after that we can probably tell people so just hang in there please I can do this people do this people keep secrets my neighbor Eric he's kept a secret for 20 years he's in Witness Protection I've also misplaced my judge hammer I cannot render a verdict here therefore I must declare a mistrial which is a term I've heard people use in the movies tap tap tap case ended

Channel: Sydney Frazier

Views: 878,477

Keywords: parks and rec, p&R, parks and recreation, andy dwyer, leslie knope, ben wyatt, april ludgate, ron swanson, funny moments, parks & rec, parks and recreation funny moments, bloopers, montage, amy poehler, nick offerman, best moments, mashup

Id: X8htTvcq3Hc

Length: 8min 24sec (504 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 16 2023