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in 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit these men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Los Angeles underground today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune if you have a problem if no one else can help and if you couldn't find them maybe you can hire the a-team can I go up this uh yes it's ready could you not do this like your [ __ ] way please thank you Jesus going upstairs I'll take that bike upstairs young man do not always upstairs he's taking the child ready no that's not safe I think it's stuck a little bit no wait wait they'll do it again ever actually driven a bike without wheels that happened very instantly just get to the zone know where to play the freaking game do get on I'm trying to eat it oh my god you feel this going on this bike and you just running away Oh oh [ __ ] okay you help them on this if I accident or driving why are you so sure I don't know help me oh no it's [ __ ] it jumps out of cars I can't help it hey I'm not [ __ ] I'm handicapped and you forgot to put the car in park - we have a long way to go so we're gonna have to do a pit stop at McDonald's or something somewhere along the way you know I wanna I wanna they can I get a guy can I get a feeling can I one of those and I the the double make double baby large with a large yeah the the side soup and yeah can you just supersize on that there's no time to explain fits hoppin oh I need to heal I need you make a great auction call me call me phase banks cause I'm about to allegedly abuse somebody didn't do it hell yeah face bank seems like a cool guy yeah he's cool saw him at a party once yeah he's just it was just making the [ __ ] out of this girl you know just like strangling her and I was trying to meme it oh my textures didn't load in come on bro for me load so I mean you can drive through the walls and [ __ ] like destiny I think so don't go on the bottom floor he will run you over everywhere oh my god I mean the crisis rating on these modern cars have gotten really good over the years so I guess carries a glitching out way more than yours well Smitty this is [ __ ] weird get in I do not trust you you can't run I'll trade you my angled foreskin good guys well thank you and me meaning to say something else there and you said foreskin I know what I said I said hey look it's an imitation of Chris Brown ever honest relationship back in I'm being punched by a man Helen stop wait don't to be friends dude I'm serious dude I'm serious see you're tough man that's cool oh no this did not go well for me I've always thought that a grant is more of a spectator sport anyway I'm severely depressed I really need a backpack you know what would really sold my horrific clinical depression of three years a backpack backpack did somebody oughta two hot cops I was thinking about opening a concentration [Laughter] it sounds like you walked in with a cup of coffee and you like spilled some of it let's say you got distracted halfway through a sentence think about Billy concentration camp Debra continued one of these so I think what we should do is you know one song like you do a bunch of cocaine and crystal meth and you just start punching the walls - I can't say I do this is the one yeah you don't okay down I'm down towards me don't go towards them come around the side of the wall yeah I'll be there in like 20 minutes you got a scratch in my ass I'm not facing forward so you gonna like stand me right [Music] my web yeah and sit on my face what I watched one ASMR video and now like all of my all of my goddamn recommended is a him I now yes same thing I was in the on pornhub dude like I watch [ __ ] up video my stepsister getting [ __ ] and all of a sudden it's all over my record I'm into incest like swag are you back I'm you know sandwich I was a good joke offset people missed that I heard it I heard it yeah was it a program yet what do you mean it's not appropriate yeah I heard it's racist dude [ __ ] that's not racist you know it's racist all right so that point you just bleep out like a long part yeah well you pull it you pull a John then you just say I mean um you think I don't understand how you live with your parents and yours not discerned yet yeah no my parents aren't home they have no my post him alone I don't know who this man is it postman bring you the mail all day my name's water Malone I'm a watermelon I'm a savage it's like a cabbage yeah how good is that oh [ __ ] with the cabbage no you can put me in a salad yeah Joey guys have got our summers I'll be right there I can't stop shaking all right Oh Jay get in I want to show you how it works how it feels to be a man get in the driver's seat Jay get in the driver's seat no dry forward to drive them over board Stewart Jay promised you I'd raise a [ __ ] I promise you do it again like steer it around a little bit so you just wish it with the tires and [ __ ] look at me look at me you're a man now [Music] you want some of this you want a piece of this I'm [ __ ] crazy [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Fitz

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Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 27 2017