CS:GO IS WEIRD

my name's Ron yeah so perfect why did to you [ __ ] look the same what's going on here it's it's really racist now is our honor on the scene correspondent [ __ ] Weasley say I'm ginger okay that's fire that's hot Oh know what they call him Rufus why he didn't even take people home he just likes roofie he just likes that knowing that they wake up in strange places all I have a lot of stuff to sell I just have a blue Yeti I've got a pink Yeti oh that's when you put your penis in the freezer how does one put their dick in the freezer without putting the rest of their body in said freezer you just walk downstairs at 3:00 in the morning and John's ass like he's got his trousers down to his ankles what are you doing mr. Graff he's like me what I'm doing I'm making a pink Yeti for what all right yes that's fine maybe I'll hit the next shot I don't know maybe next time a few more rounds to go it sound like a Jewish grandmother who's just been dealt a [ __ ] and her entire life it's still like trying to maintain a positive LASIK I'll never leave your side dick thanks Larry Summers I just buying a Bitcoin and then like as soon as you walk out of the store you just drop it in it goes down the drain [Laughter] my name's John and I'll be chatting to you don't worry it's gonna be able to fun get off the stage okay I'll try again next week I have allergic reactions I was allergic to whole time hey you guys you guys want some content yeah give me you know that song see you again yeah don't you think it's ironic that it has a rap and it's about Paul Walker who wrapped himself around a tree sorry I was it was a very uncomfortable silence hey John roll for comedy Oh two one same as always [Music] we should all just do that role players like it might just sound like a gay porno though please don't do that I can't do that if I wanted to possibly breathe in when you're talking it's like you don't think I can do that physically [Laughter] I'm I'm coming oh no and then say something I'm afraid oh can you hi I'm Jonathan radio today I'm going to teach you how to win them all how this [ __ ] chick not cry if you do not let me into your [ __ ] house is making a list checking it twice you better leave out some vodka with ice I feel violated sexually and emotionally I feel is it I'm only here for my voice and beautiful rocking body okay okay I want people to like me for me well I mean that's a very valid concern Duke Nukem you won't have anything saved the world multiple tie ups pro yeah ever coming just let someone else speak record you [ __ ] you okay that's not me know who I am s oh dude Duke you're doing it again music getting tired you're doing it again what the [ __ ] okay sit down yeah okay sit down yeah absolutely you'll be hearing from my publicist sit down yeah okay okay now record what were you gonna say I just wanted to answer Duke way it's like having depression as steel can you can you get him out of here you're gonna get stage 5 terminal game sorry it's it's the gays are it's spreading so it's to stage 5 this crisis me it seems like everyday you're between more gazer you know I dumped my ex-wife is cuz she had fingers on her titties every time I tried to grope the [ __ ] it felt like I was stealing a business transaction I don't want to think about work while I'm in the bedroom I'm a global away I'm gonna go get the kill oh hi I'm Coco the mighty I make the next coin quantico's on global Boop's it went in the bud and went in the bud best thing about a butt is a buck can't say no you can approach whoa whoa you gotta get up in the bud then we go and we go to the book the book looking into like is that enough I'm like yeah that's all I got but looking at me like please don't stop that's the surprise girl I'm in the butt but can't say no cuz they don't have a mouth and you turned you around and I [Laughter] what happened in the 90s stays in the 90s I'm cooking the mighty and I got in the book stop rhyming but I hate being a pirate in school because I always look at my report card and I have seven seas oh yeah yeah [Laughter] hello Merry Christmas oh that's very festive yeah Angi festive they call me not Santa because I don't like Christmas okay why do you like Christmas is the big consumer thing okay I think that we should all just celebrate each other and have a lovely time together instead of worrying about simple gifts and strange items that we can exchange and what is uh what are you doing to replace that feeling well well I'm glad you okay well that sounds cheerful but I mean what if I wanted you Sookie Swift my thing is if you want to need Suzuki Swift you can buy one yourself you fat [ __ ] my mind's telling me no but my wife my wife where's my wife [Laughter] [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 9,092,244

Keywords: csgo, counter, strike, funny, moments, cs, is, weird, when, idiots, play, cringe, weirdness, worst, team, ever, girls, kids, squeaker, voice, chat, trolling, hacker, singing, memes, ainsley, his, first, time, playing, rage, fun, roast, derank, australian, matchmaking, banned, skins

Id: dLGHaBJi7OI

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 18 2017