BATTLEGROUNDS UNCENSORED

what is going on everybody in c-boy China the radio just got back from visiting my mother I thought syphilis was just like what hospitals had instead of Christmas Mary Sifl miss what do you want for Christmas I want to be cured of all my STR what do you want the Christmas longer than six months to live a little kid rolls into like Santa's workshop in a wheelchair they go whoa ho ho what do you want for Christmas little boy longer than two months to live please say Oh I'll see what I can do it's like running around in his back what if you found out that you had like a perfect kidney match with Santa and you had to get a transplant they can make a whole movie about that like Santa's struggling like god damn it follow through this operation it may never be a Christmas again but is it worth it the safest one little boy's life [Laughter] [Laughter] I love sex my stick that's great jn6 it like with use like hello kids welcome to six edge J's like our locks hey John catch why did you what did you just throw at me so often when people forget that John lost both his arms John catch oh I almost got it give you ten bucks on paypal fee job yeah come down here what does a Polish girl do after she sucks a [ __ ] what spits out the feathers [Laughter] hey stop stop stop throwing smokes around you know how long I think my dad to find those I'm muscular and she's on doing like an inch of fat I can lift a five foot three girl by her hair and throw her out the window because she cheated on me hey Fitz come here guy I got a something what is it dad what the [ __ ] they're commonly found being mistaken thinking that the walls are there shows you know what the [ __ ] wrong with the city my highway taxes are going today run over to this uh this Jeep on this hill looks like a Toyota ad just like the Sun Toyota reliable sustainable he's gonna come right oh wow right along the other side oh I thought you cared I thought you cared about me but yeah I was wrong thank you that was called my dad there's a dog in my room kill it sorry sorry my dogs underneath my desk kick it sorry the power cord wrapped around her neck she's like you you think I won't do it [ __ ] I'll put this whole operation right now give me some damn cookies blow my [ __ ] cover I don't care I know you have treats up there is it really animal abuse if they kill themselves just like just like Peter Wilson Peter walks in and your dogs dead on the ground with a gun why it looks like a suicide goddamn it's the fifth one this month I [ __ ] your [ __ ] in my Gucci crotch Gucci crocks do it Prague's socks and sandals socks hands and dumb [ __ ] can't handle my socks and stop whoa you just ran in front of my vehicle general speed bump general speed boom get the [ __ ] out of the way generous people stop it general speeds up oh that's not how you run for safety this is dangerous [Music] all right i'ma do a jump never-before-seen jump this [ __ ] you gonna help him I already helped them out before yeah it's a small incident involving myself and do you have a speed bump I uh okay three cops walk onto the scene looks like another suicide I'm a banana man from a banana gang all my friends died back in them [ __ ] emotionally though like it hurts me on the inside get out of the plane yeah maybe she don't know my name yeah I just [ __ ] summertime spring in the city I be feeling awfully nifty I'm alive with the sound of getting D monetized YouTube took that Helene there then my channel has seen better days I'm not making a dime but I'm wasting my time but [Music] blending with them Fitz blending [Music] literally one of these guys that don't even know that I'm there try and get in the boat welcome back to naked and afraid if I give this boat with him nobody [ __ ] amazing oh my god stop that song don't stop that song my aunt pretty psyched about being me being a youtuber [ __ ] really she's like she's yeah she's like posting my videos on her Facebook pages [ __ ] man my mom does that so I called her immediately and I'm like what the [ __ ] I'm gonna DMCA you and let's take those down oh okay maybe not I don't liked it didn't really understand kind of scared about how I'm gonna tell my dad he he hates gay people I would watch like a sitcom about Ainslie he'd be a good character on Big Bang Theory yeah I want to [ __ ] you pee [Laughter] I like the past I want to [ __ ] you feta cheese what can I say I love Italian girls you think they're so that there's maybe their daughter's after [ __ ] types of different noodle oh so this is Mike this is my daughter pan egg and this is my son tortellini yeah I've had sex once nah not really [Laughter] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 7,689,251

Rating: 4.9580202 out of 5

Keywords: player, unknowns, battlegrounds, pubg, funny, moments, funtage, fitz, trolling, when, idiots, play, first, time, banned, hacker, kid, roasted, squeaker, aussie, australia, singing, improv, song, angry, rage, noob, cringe, dark, comedy, vehicle, stunts, fun, 1st person

Id: 0okdhTuD01c

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 23 2017