RESPECTING WOMEN IN CS:GO

I would just like to remind you that you are within the company of a woman so no sexual jokes please [Music] hell yeah I mean I could be whatever you want me to be but I could be a bottle of mustard if you want me you can squeeze me all the time throw in some honey I can make you some honey mustard [ __ ] so weird oh I wonder why we don't have any black friends online there's a racist KKK zli i think we should bring him in a couple black guys to strike diaper company diversity he's like Jerry we're [ __ ] racist for him everything ah [ __ ] you're right right watashi wa [ __ ] come that means my name is [ __ ] cone I haven't slept in days why why would you do that to yourself watching lolly porn don't google it you'll get hit by the FBI here for the uncut versions $100 a month on patreon I'm an uncut virgins it's just a [ __ ] big reveal it's my porn hub username girl just walks into the room with a pair of scissors are you ready to get circumcised holy [ __ ] that aroused me fun ways I finish unlocked can I get two by please I know about you guys but I don't think this is going so well thanks Captain Obvious you're welcome kids Captain Obvious is just like as a kid superhero just tell some [ __ ] obvious [ __ ] all the time clapping make some noise it is burst into the room it like really [ __ ] unfortunate times high at someone's funeral she's dead that guy's got your parents Alexa what is your purpose Alexa are the frogs gay will you tell the FBI if i watch lollipop spike oh don't go ahead go ahead to be great so that's great don't you do that Alexa can what I say to you be used in a court of law oh no go ahead your voice change [Music] this is a woman what goes through the counter-strike map trying to figure out her left's from right see they struggle very dramatically gravitates towards what a [ __ ] zinger you know you don't have to make the sound by yourself through literally air on the walk let's go Luna yeah he's cute he's handsome I'd [ __ ] him he's dead I must impress you flashbang I got this back through PI so weep destroy huh what's up with that am i right what the [ __ ] kind of an offensive name don't you think Smitty [ __ ] what does she want our tourney kokia Haku suru hitsue yoga our I'm a su Smitty this be my step back since I woke up two hours ago why do you sound like a South Park yeah Eric cabin I got my anime name I just wanna say thank you can I can I have a second we'd be there and I'm gonna go Japan and they're Japanese I [ __ ] Matt and my [ __ ] you can suck my ass like a basket breathing breathing breathing breathe breathe breathing [Applause] [Music] we're bringing out a new mixtape of all of John's presidential impressions we've got Benjamin Franklin I'm Benjamin Franklin and Obama I don't understand the appeal of hentai because there's no gay hint like chicks with decks yes I'm sorry blaming the twelve-year-old is not a valid defense against a pedophile charges Jon you can't just blame the twelve-year-old stop by fall he was so hot what was that buzzing and what is it it's my foot rubber mm-hmm back in my day we called them servants just consistency in high reps no way bro let's trust me bro go get [ __ ] jacked [Music] that [ __ ] will [ __ ] you right son that [ __ ] will [ __ ] that romo Sheen with some good weight on a berth like oh this is just the most per conversation that I've ever heard in my life yo bro I smoked some say coral igloo Bros [ __ ] let do it I just knock back a few workout [ __ ] this girl go stays he called it a day I was [ __ ] offer something yo bro bro check out this firefighters [ __ ] I do squats with my [ __ ] dude [ __ ] check this out bro it's me [ __ ] sick on my date so you're wanting to divorce your wife yeah why is that okay exactly okay regardless of your side hole she must stepsister I keep in the family I'm trying to say here your honor is that I [ __ ] love [ __ ] my sister yeah no we understand yeah what dick of an impish yeah sure you do realize you are in a corner yeah yeah I robbed the bank when I was when I was 20 stick [ __ ] the point drugs right there I can't beat my taxes [ __ ] three million thousand and offshore account [Laughter] here's all the documentation required tourism me right now as a selfie of me in the plane that flew into 911 what are they are they a spoon or a fork you make up your mind what choice is that like David Andrew things are out his food is [Music]

Channel: Fitz

Views: 9,430,701

Keywords: csgo, counter-strike, funny, moments, when, girls, play, respecting, women, comedy, try, not, to, laugh, voice, chat, singing, improv, jokes, ainsley, idiots, squeeker, kids, family, friendly, fun, skins, trolling, anime, weeaboo, weird

Id: Wa8K-wSku7w

Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 28 2018