BEST OF FITZ 2023

I got some dome in the back of the Prius my mom driveway I hope she don't see us if she could see us she'll probably yell Cletus I heard there's a third but I think she won't meet us that's that's that's a b me US me they call me masus hey I'm Cletus this my brother meus think our stillborn brother his name's [Laughter] fetus girl would it be all Goods if I sanguinated you what is sanguinated mean Jay think it means drain them of [Laughter] blood what is that actually what that means I think so the most polite vampire one V2 one V2 situation oh ah these guys are literally playing like the actual FBI yeah I don't blame them after what I've been Googling what what the [ __ ] I hope it's something cheeky like building a bomb and not you know little kids or anything something cheeky what is camine mate better camine blows it's like dry wall but it makes you silly your accent's funny you guys do that thing where like you know the clean up is too much so you'll you'll come and you'll kind of just like hold your penis really tight you know no no sounds like it's kind of weird what like it just kind of just like goes back up you know what else is bad for your dick what uh prone masturbation explain it's like where you [ __ ] your mattress it's actually really bad for your dick like by just rubbing it on it yeah cuz it's like an unnatural amount of pressure it gives you Ed I don't think that's true eating disorder I would take everything that he says with a great assault trust me dude I [ __ ] my mattress all summer came out with an eating disorder couldn't stomach it I landed on my labia I had to be sent to the ER the IR it was bruis the ER I had to be sent to the ER in other words the Earth there's something wrong with me that is a Chinese uh sg553 what does that say I got it on the community market I don't know I have no I have no affiliation with this I had to wager a guess how much if I had to wager a guess I'd say it it says something along the lines of to those who wait great things are coming have you shown the baby any content yet like at Ladd no the baby has hasn't seen anything he's literally seven days old yeah but I'd still be showing it [ __ ] just like hey this is uh this is my favorite uh my favorite Dave Chappelle joke oh check out the sick Wikipedia article I was reading earlier baby to put a mass genocide in Rwanda baby it's have you ever tried Viagra no I've tried Hoy goatweed I don't like the way you breathe after you said that horny goatweed sounds like a [ __ ] runes skap her no horny goatweed that's the that's the herbal [ __ ] that it doesn't actually work it I mean maybe I was just really horny oh my frames per second are quite low anyone else no h interesting I might be subject to a DS attack my family might be in [Laughter] danger it's all good I own a sword now how you doing a sword Jas me the funniest video of his new sword why did you bought a sword I bought a [ __ ] big sword it's like big ass sword he's definitely not compensating for anything I know I want to see your sword man oh I'll show you my sword put the video in the chat it's so [Music] good oh [Music] damn what the [ __ ] awesome that huh the ending is so good oh my God oh my [ __ ] god it's heavy and it's sharp ass I [ __ ] said is a joke like if anyone has any scripted bits they want to throw out to the last game [ __ ] Jay's like oh yeah I do actually I got one it's that's just how he announced that he had a SC a full [ __ ] production trailer to go in it the snow effect and everything take a photo of [Laughter] ited damn that's good that is really good I could see why he called it good as many of you will know I've been drinking Gamers sub since the old days way back then they were making it grandma style with a bunch of old ladies in a New Jersey kitchen sealing every Tim with a kiss since then I've watched this company grow from a humble operation into the biggest gamer energy drink on the market and the crazy thing is it still slaps bro I mean how could it not right not only are the flavors delicious but it's also got no sugar no fillers no calories and of course they got titties on the cups man look at them God damn man I love gam of Subs I've been with them for years I've met game of Subs as parents we're in a very committed and loving relationship actually so I hope you can understand that this is personal I need you to click the link in the description and buy my mate Smitty's new flavor good are we good good use code fits a checkout don't tell SM I said that all right bye this is a nice gun they're diffusing no they're not now they are man I can't wait for that nade the sail post right here all right you're such a little mosquito dude the swiftest head shot I've ever seen you make counterterrorist win oh my god I didn't even know what happened holy [ __ ] okay so let me set this next part up for you myself Swagger Smitty and cryos are hanging out on Discord together and Swagger Souls pulls up this AI text to speech software it basically lets you upload audio of someone speaking and it will do its best impression of that person's voice saying whatever you want so Swagger uploads a few clips of his own voice he writes some [ __ ] in the text box for it to say and this is our first reaction to hearing an AI generated Swagger [Music] Souls I love when he goes to whale mode [Music] I am just hungry g g hungry [ __ ] hungry I'm so hungry I can't even get my words out this tasty treat this tasty morsel I'm going to lick my [Laughter] fingers why recording any of this not recording any of this I'm going to lick my [Laughter] [Music] fingers you ordered the $40 right this way sir that's so that's they ushered you into like a conference room I just thought that's how it worked when you took money out of the bank right this way sir to the $40 room just a room with $40 in it so there's a line it's a line what if we kissed in the $40 room [Applause] the Anon thinks he's got jokes that's hilarious oh man that man I'll tell you that much s us everybody God damn are you guys [ __ ] kidding me hopefully quiet in the background here fellas where's the morale come on you ruined it I'm overworked you ruined it it's funny cuz it's true everything is worse now and it's your fault I want to go to the mansion but we're too broke cuz you stepped on a land mine and now you're going to buy a stupid jetpack yep there it [Laughter] is how do I move how do I move oh my God look at him go oh he went under it my God wa J help you J hang on rack you want to turn with us yeah take it just come come here away from JC ready I have you [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] you know my dog's name is Fitz that's what we call him tell me that [ __ ] that's uncomfortable as [ __ ] what well he's 12 years old so don't worry did not name him after you but his full name is Fitzgerald he's old as [ __ ] in dog years that's like what 84 dog your dog is close to dying what the [ __ ] wrong with you JC I was literally going to say that and then I was like no I wouldn't say that that's way too [ __ ] up then you just said oh dude I was just rephrasing what he was saying cuz like that was a you cannot say your dog is close to dying and then maniacally laugh like that dude it'ser dude that's what he was I was laughing that because that's what he did no don't put this on me I you hey ymer hey come on bro does he have like a gray mustache shut up sorry wow I I apologize I I humbly apologize that was out of pocket I shouldn't have done that it's really [ __ ] up you guys holy [ __ ] it's it's cuz Swagger Soul smokes dude yeah Swagger Souls likes weed hot boxing with swagger Souls did you watch the uh FNAF movie sober yeah of course I drove there oh so what would you rated out of 10 like what's the IMDB rating for you okay here's here's what I'm thinking I I don't stop throwing smokes at me dude can you [ __ ] stop relax dude he fits keep throwing smokes at me I don't know what you want me to do man I'm not even I don't want to play with him if he's going to keep throwing smokes at me he can't have that many smokes man he's probably already out he's just he's he's winding you up he what he wants just help me just run away from him does he have is out of control man get me out of here out of here JC [ __ ] this guy he's going to throw smokes at you all day [ __ ] [Laughter] no make them stop I can't I don't know why you I don't have any control over them you're the group leader I'm not the group leader I have you are man I don't take any responsibility for these guys you know I'd give it maybe a six yeah oh my [ __ ] God I literally picked up [ __ ] 15 smoke grenades 15 holy [ __ ] I can't get out of the [ __ ] house I'm stuck too I'm going throw another one did you throw another one that stuck bit bits oh my God can you you need to get him in line man I'm not going to be I'm not going to be [ __ ] with the whole time you didn't just get me oh [ __ ] bro 22nds stre not not a lot of time clutch your cook dude Monique said she's not going to go on a date with you you don't clch this cter terrorist win man don't do a suicide G G I hear your suicidal but don't do a suicide G I don't want you to be a ghost BR so don't go killing yourself be a ghost plus if you kill yourself whose Xbox am I going to borrow in bro oh bro actually if you kill yourself can I have your Xbox bro fire out that be that be mean ass in which case I'm all for it bro you can borrow my rope G oh bro do you have God of War [ __ ] you have the new God of War G you should definitely kill yourself bro I think it would be in your best interest to kill yourself after some reconsideration G what the [ __ ] I've been contemplating this for a while now would be [ __ ] up to introduce no ideas of birthdays to like your kid what no ideas yeah so like you you tell like the you tell the kid like you don't never you never tell them about birthdays basically did you still tell him when he was born so when he ask you Dad when's my birthday you just just say don't have you never say no idea yeaha no idea figure it out for yourself why the [ __ ] would I know I don't know look it up just gets unreasonably mad oh your friends celebrate it well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you a birthday party you know what they do at parties drugs did you in Swagger goon at all when you met up in Texas oh yeah we we were gooning the whole time we had were we ran out of goon [ __ ] to jerk to I had to bust open the the the hard collection once again the black man is left out oh yeah grizz's mad cuz swager didn't invite him to the Goon s he's so upset what what is gooning what is goon My Sweet Summer child Grizzy if you want to come to my goon cave you can it's open tonight goon cave yeah I've got I've got so much goon material you can be my goonette what the hell what Happ we can bust out the emergency goon kit if you need that'll last us a couple days until we can find an internet connection ah look at me most valuable MVP with one MVP most times invited to parties most thumbs up on my Steam Reviews most times added on Discord really lame points of social status like the Grammys of for nerds most twitch chats moderated most spammers band most trauma put in general Jade most persistent in DMS what kind of music do you listen to JC a lot of soundtrack stuff a lot of things like a Pon are off to well you're like you listen to SoundCloud rappers and stuff that is quite literally now what I that is as far I don't want to talk about this anymore I don't know what that means I just close up like a clam I'm talking like movies I'm talking like shows I'm talking like you know cartoons that kind of stuff like instrumental JY just listen to hours of cartoon sound effects people skl bone noises falling down of stairs honks and such honks skim through royalty free sound effects all right that's what I like audio jungle oh my God this beat goes hard what beat is this dog pushing in the palace you just like exactly it's exactly what I was going to [ __ ] say seriously hey hey hey hey hey hey one more one more one more one more bro oh wa oh wow quickly yeah quickly quickly man quickly screaming it bro this guy's the best hype man ever you are next to simple is he pal simple simple simple simple so good simple you awp I already got one bro T spawn nice good shot oh simple g g GG fun playing with you nice Oh's watch this video please okay show me this earlier JC all right what what what the music makes it what the [ __ ] is it weird that I feel like it ends too soon hey buddy what you doing over day I like the way you look it's your flowing hey hey hey hey you look like Homeless Jesus wearing a Jesus oh my God oh my God it's Jesus Christ what a Jesus Christ fellow he's all homeless now because Jesus off he used to be so famous the most wellknown person in the world but no one [Music] loves used to be the mess now he's on the side of the road with the looking for ride from any one who could offerus Jesus holy Homeless Jesus get you home originally crucified on the cross now he crucified in our thoughts sitting on the side of the road doing God knows what I saw Jesus with the needle in his arm I saw Jesus en list in Vietnam as such Jesus smoking a pipe of crack and I saw Jesus on the corner hiring strippers in His Cadillac Jesus drives a pink cill he's driving a limo all day long Jesus fell off he fell off yeah he used to be my hero now the only hero he knows is hero will Jesus fell outus off Jesus fell off time new hit single Jesus fell off we hate religion we're [ __ ] dude I'm having a bad day fist is being mean and like I'm you're having a bad day my dog is dying not me not me just found out what is your dog oh it's just bones sorry what kind of dog though I actually I don't want to get to know this thing what's wrong with you Jesus sorry it was just right there you dug up the grave you laughed at it and you put it back in the grave oh my god oh Jesus Christ man oh want play fortnite after this let's go to Lucky Landing guys I get lucky in your Landing sorry you got to stop doing that dude I will see you I've rejected your advances multiple times I'm sorry you know I'm I'm fine for a joke in the workplace y y I know it's beyond the joke now okay you always telling me how you're trying to get greasy in my Grove or you're trying to flush my factory or you're trying to tilt my Tower or you're trying to haunt my Hills or you're trying to link up with my lazy Susan or you're trying to have sex with me on camera and make a risky reel or you're trying to cozy up with me in a lonely Lodge and then jerk me off with your Paradise Palms I'm not interested yeah okay I I understand I I see now remembered all of that I was constantly opening the map your palms are magical your Pal's truly out paradise I I can't even lie thank you thank you JC can we get fatal in the fields together oh my God here you go again wouldn't you be cheating on F and now it's with someone else right in front of me like I don't know why I feel offended but I do stop grooming me that's wild to say FU that's so wild to say this game this guy's called anorexic Fanboy that's epic you gu actually one thing I'll give credit to him for is you get the most [ __ ] names I bet a lot of Fanboys play TF2 easily there Fanboys or not sees it's The Duality oh there's actually a surprising Ben diagram there my smells it four times hands it back to you hey honey how you doing I got this please sticks MD plug into ass pulls up jeans fastens belt what do you mean dinner ain't ready huh you [ __ ] what are you [ __ ] name dinner a ready I asked for a simple [ __ ] meal and you can't do it you better have dinner ready by the time I'm back from this [ __ ] [ __ ] Expedition you [ __ ] let me get out of here I can't [ __ ] breathe when I'm in the same room as that [ __ ] oh my God boom bo bo bo are you happy in life I think I'm all right yeah when we hung out man you looked you looked bad dude my God what the [ __ ] a wild to you look you look rough yeah I Am rough and I say that as a friend it doesn't seem like it sounds like you're trying to hurt his feelings no [Music] no okay sillers are at alltime low right now Mass Shooters are alltime high aren't they serial killers no no a serial killer is someone that kills methodically over a long period of time or mass Shooters are are like the betas the serial killers are the Chads yeah a mass shooting is like it's like premature ejaculation it's like and then they're they're done you know a serial was like they're taking that time to [ __ ] the country you know I don't know why so many of my analogies relate to come um that's okay probably think of some better ones but makes them very visual for meor is really [ __ ] weird profess is like for example class is like this is going to be good here we go here he goes in the choke boat again so imagine your busting a huge load what a boulder fresh off of Dubai and you see a boulder maybe that's the Chicago bean I don't know Chicago Bean Boulder Colorado the Colorado no no oh it's Boulder Colorado you're a Colorado a boulder it's the boulder from Colorado from Colorado from Boulder Colorado wait the boulder from Colorado bould it's the boulder from Boulder Colorado is a big boulder in Colorado I'm confused how did the boulder get to Colorado it telling me the boulder made its way to Colorado on its own wait wait hold on you're telling me this Boulder supposedly is in Colorado at this very moment this is [ __ ] stupid you're tell me a bowler call it theado Jesus Christ you survive these babies for Miles you're telling me a San fr the Cisco oh my I was having a great session till schlatt said I look like a piece of [ __ ] now I just feel like a piece of [ __ ] was so out of pocket no no no no look look look I Smitty I'll give you this you look you're you're a lot smarter than you look okay that's [ __ ] up man so confus what that's so rude schlatt that is schlat I'm trying to be nice I don't know what you want me to say let's watch the stream what's that baby girl you can't dunk a [ __ ] oh [Laughter] what's up baby girl you can't D bro really gave it his all and one of those like uh I see they're coming forget it X why is there a profile picture just like a falling over anime [ __ ] it to me just cuz you messed up your joke don't send it over my way I'm not sending anything off to you I'm I'm just making a comment about your profile picture it's just the [ __ ] that's done falling over yeah cuz it's me okay I find it very relatable M you're clumsy very clumsy and women be clumsy and women just be cold all the time that's what I've noticed about your kind you're kind what every woman I know says I'm so clumsy and they say ah I'm so cold that's and then they eat Hot Chip and they lie oh true true true true true is that true fits do people do they actually do that what women like eat Hot Chip and lie some of them actually I don't want to say most but holy [ __ ] dude like the ratio is astounding Rao lie it was presumptuous of me to assume you guys have bread that's a big word [ __ ] he you understand that one R what bread damn that was a layup and you just [ __ ] smash it in dog [ __ ] locked out the pock chest bump chest bump let's count the syllables one yeah looks like you made it thank you what do you say you're welcome where do I go from here just [ __ ] straight holy [ __ ] you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you talk just straight where Straight where [ __ ] straight just like go walk out I don't know what do you want me to say bro I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] jerking off right now okay look okay fine [ __ ] jerking off right now all right I don't really care but you might up doing doesn't really matter to me okay I'm on r/ boy they always have bigger dicks than me I don't okay you ready I'm you ready yeah okay let's go on what the [Music] [ __ ] oh God when you yell it gets suppressed I'm sorry my main mic is stuck in autotune it's okay it's funny can you give us a yell I can try no I mean it doesn't work in CS I can switch it to ooh those h in Discord can can you guys hear this yeah you sound normal it's very do I I sound the exact same you sound like you just sound like clear it's no it's [ __ ] annoying a little bit give us flation give us give us a fluctuation go like it's off and I can't do anything about it it's so subtle though that you might not notice unless you try sing I can switch back but it's going to piss me the [ __ ] off I like this better you do yeah yeah purple Hello what hello kill him wait what the [ __ ] more like dick salad didn't even do it that much [ __ ] hit a perfect to he had he had one HP he had one HP serious there were on the [ __ ] team alive Smitty huh why are you getting on my case about the guy with one HP well no I'm not I didn't say anything to you you [ __ ] idiot why is who said that then what do you mean I was talking to MCC creamy MCC creamy died he said he hit him I'm like how much damage did you do and he said I did 18 I'm like oh I did 81 he has [ __ ] one HP that's incredible sound like upset no I was upset because this game is dog [ __ ] why why are we all so tilted this game man just relax this game [ __ ] sucks yelled at me you guys were having an argument it's really toxic man we were literally weren't I was talking to M creamy yeah well it turned into you said some [ __ ] [ __ ] to me yeah it's so obvious to me that you haven't read the Bible and and know absolutely zilch about Matthew 18: 6 which reads if any of you caus my children to stumble it would be better a large Millstone hung around your neck and be down drown in the depths of the sea your Metro don't TR go that's a crazy verse from Matthew though he's SP morning you're the son of my morning babe I [ __ ] this mod and she just bleach her [ __ ] what is p to Sayo guys can I change back microphones you as sure buddy can you hear I feel like I'm being annoying you not at all I mean it's not annoying us it's okay I got two guns you guys only got one cuz my dad's Rich no I don't want you to love what the [ __ ] is that really we're going to ruin this I didn't ruin it it's a doggy it's a doggy you're precious you know that you're precious stop what what are those noises I'm hearing what are those what what is that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude bro what the [ __ ] is she dumping to that horse man there was a Twitter poll afterwards is he is he getting his belly rubbed or is he getting something else around oh man people have to jerk off the horses do you know that these those race horses that win the Triple Crown like they people will pay thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars just for a vial of their [ __ ] yeah yeah so they can breed it with another top tier horse and then create the perfect racing horse yeah people do the same thing with me it's why I always throw out my condoms yeah another thing I hate about fits right there what my superia come you throw your se you bald fits what do you mean what's wrong with a default character a default am I a woman as well no the only dude here is is isn't weird right you guys are to Jo to sleepover disgusting give me a big old smile all right I'm ready to potty what the f are you wearing sock he's on something hold on why do you look so sweaty what the hell I'm nervous nervous AC in nervous I ain't sweaty I'm just glazed no no you look crazy right now I got that Holy the light makes you look crazy [ __ ] shiny as [ __ ] oh my God see your pores dude the [ __ ] is going on here huh what the [ __ ] are you two doing are you jealous why is he what the this look so weird wait save some holes for me so weird save some hes for me damn I got two Honeys under a light bulb they're like moths drawn to the [ __ ] look at those cheeks crispy I don't know if that's appropriate but it's not but it's okay I want to see schlatt react to MC creamy's Tik Tok feed it's something else your Tik Tok feed it's it's like what [ __ ] is this what do you have to watch to get that in your feet man a whole lot of gang [ __ ] clearly yeah want oh my God [Music] J yeah it be it be over if I got my I would not I would not have a job man like your whole feet is really just like that it seriously is like I can't avoid it I have to you can't avoid it you can't avoid it because Tik Tok is entirely based on watch time yeah but you can't look away it gives you more videos of the ones you watch what are you trying to say I'm not coming to any conclusions here I'm just throwing out some some facts is that black Elon Musk wait what I thought that was wait am I tripping looks like someone else kind of look like black El I thought it was Adis Ela not's elb what what I just s like a okay yeah no it's definitely black yeah it is once you see the full picture it's but crey really said oh black guy this must be ER El this either got to be Idris Ela or like I don't know Denzel Washington can you confirm whether or not this is who we think it is is it truly blackon I don't know what do you mean you don't know I just someone sent it to me and I laughed and put it as my profile picture blue is that you and your pfpf black Elon Musk it's edred Elba who's bald now oh [ __ ] why do you look like what is e what raggedy ass hair what this is grizz's hair oh [ __ ] my bad what do you mean hey guys it's me gzy it's me why gzy it's me okay no no you're not all just going to do that ha in various colors we're all Grizzy oh I got one better hey my God Lally the Spider-Man no I'm gy Noy The gy Cinematic Universe yeah everyone start pointing at each other yeah gy verse no way home the gri verse more like the Grizzy verse no way homie [ __ ] no way Curr we eating ass oh my god dude are you seriously copying me right now yes I'm copying you you're the imper that is really disrespectful you're the [ __ ] imper you're a [ __ ] imp impas you're a sussy buck you're a you're a you're a gay you're a [ __ ] gay person yeah well at least I'm open about I [ __ ] hate gay people that's your whole trotle right there buddy cuz it's actually a completely acceptable thing now is it really yeah these people eat cool it's actually a k be G if anything it's actually cool right now is it actually true is it to eat poop tell me that wa what what did you say I eat poop yes G people eat poop they do not eat poop that's a misconception that's L going be funny that is seriously not even funny what do you mean it isn't funny I know it isn't funny eating poop is gross oh my I can tell you what you under what the [ __ ] I bet he signed up to his program right this is just another common T job of you what the [ __ ] man you're close to me dog what the [ __ ] sorry you just clutched up real big I feel safer on you break it up break it up break it up break it up like do you guys walking in the boys locker room the coach is like break it up break it up bre it up it's normal Tuesday about to send you to the principal's orifice principal's [Laughter] orifice oh no all righty this is how you clutch in 2022 guys you're going to want to put the bomb down in this corner now you're going to want to run vertically down to this angle right here this is a good angle this was used in the Sydney finals 2018 now you're going to want to hold this angle right here as they walk out you should be able to take two shots and eliminate both players [Laughter] very I'm at the back of B someone dropped me a beat I'm trying to uh which was my hotkey to talk uh uh uh uh e oh found it terrorists win this [ __ ] is ass bro what do you expect for a fish man you guys reckon you have any autism in you I'm I reckon I'm probably 78% yeah I tell he got the strangest Tik Tock feed of all time it's not that bad are you on autis talk autis talk too autis talk what you mean it's not that bad it's not that bad it's just not that's that's an objectively false [Music] statement schl watch that that Tik Tok and try to tell me that my Tik Tok being bad come on man I couldn't I couldn't have that in my video just watch it it's so good midnight sake night midnight snake what makes you save that I don't know it's funny it's like what I don't I Think It's upsetting like watching it and being like H is one thing but saving it is just like another step chill kind of crazy not that it's not that bad no but it's like it's like it implies say you want to watch it again and again I do watch it is that not normal does it make you feel better by yourself if you laugh at something if you laugh at something I'm not even going to say anything about that man do you think Tik to has negatively affected your mental health oh no I'd say mine's pretty fine actually oh almost terrorist okay okay all right would have been cooler if you let me live you know that that would have been nice proving you that I don't need you okay wow rack you just gonna take that man that's kind of rude of him to say about you nobody addressed me do you want me to send you a letter nobody addressed me me have to get an ignored old night you're out with your friends no one just sitting there with your arms crossed no one addressed me what are you five I was not addressed this evening nobody said my name beating your company all evening not one a dressle do you even want me what is with these past to a dressle I'm trying to expand my vocab and then you shorten it oh [ __ ] what a little stinky stinky dirty dirty little dir little [ __ ] yeah oh my God what the hell is this Joi I'm listening to my goodness what is means jerk off instructions oh what the hell is a thing is this the thing that needs you to Anchor them yeah it's a category of porn where someone just tells you like yeah keep jerking yeah you jerk that what what tell you to stop why are you serious yeah but all right now stop jerking now jerk a little more are you kidding me this is a real thing yeah oh yeah what the [ __ ] this is great sometimes they'll be like oh oh you can't last yeah and you can't dude they should and you can it's true I I came right then and there we should do like a group session as you H you guys want a goon later a little bit of goon this again [ __ ] is go we all here we all goed a little come on we all go with the boy come on don't be weird about gooning grizzly weird dude I know you it's fine that a doesn't know what gooning is what does it mean don't worry about it damn you guys got you guys are cut as [ __ ] look at these abs dude actually though AES you [ __ ] buff the hell out of your ass or something like that I swear to god dude nice tummy are we resetting Lobby can you like back up like guys we Lobby your tummy is [Laughter] [Music] fire what I saw it Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I died damn no way I think I hear it e bye bye bye Rose did you actually die look at me fit do I look like I'm alive right now I can't see [ __ ] I'm very dog turn the light on stop no stop [ __ ] you're screaming scared me more than anything in this game your bu's like standing upright what happened okay all right holy [ __ ] you're like stuck in the wall that's crazy I know I'm alive I'm coming downstairs I'm running mother [ __ ] I thought he died in here wait I thought you're not dead no man oh my God [ __ ] Rose died right next to me I was just whimpering when you watch flat play it looks like he Bots her back in the game I every [ __ ] time we're in a Lobby together John I swear to God say last time I noted that I didn't say it last you say it last time single [ __ ] time about it's not this is just how I play man I'm sorry are we are we are we are we bashing people for enjoying things now no I'm not bashing for enjoying this how I prefer to play the game I'm having aing time it's just how you enjoy it not thatter dicks are so cute OMG why no shot when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching it's like it's it's nuzzling you out l or when they perk up and look at you like that's penis cun is happy to see me wow and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm s comes out but they're really shy so you have to work hard but when penis and sperm s meet and they're blushing and all like no no penison is so adorable uh started stuttering at the what do you think about the animal the chinchilla uh it's it's a fine specimen um I like how it sits there just all chinchillin what do you think about that yeah no I mean chinchillas are definitely chinchillin I agree um do you like men oh dude I will [ __ ] gyate and rotate and spin on a man all day you don't even understand I sent you a friend request demena [ __ ] runs in this group and you are and who are you who the [ __ ] are you how did you get here oh damn real n damn hit swag around there WIP you should wipe the C off your knob dude I heard I heard you I heard your moan that was you dude we both did we both we should no that was just you you moaned you literally moaned you went a no I did you literally you like I went oh but you went a I heard it rewind the tape make more of the noises that we Mak what what the yeah what did he say again how so I went oh and he [Music] went imagine shooting someone in the head with a desert eagle and saying whoopsies after yeah it's Al like Baldwin moment moment I feel like he at least said oh [ __ ] you'll be heing for my lawyer my attorney I'll probably get turned on them too he practices the law I would hope so you say practicing law just imagine him doing like flash cards like murder illegal got it I love you CR here man than you're not being like you're not joking with me are you me no legitimately like you did you did you mean it did you did you mean it why do you play like a bind what the [ __ ] is this God don't say that upsets him you know what upsets him every [ __ ] time [ __ ] time I play this game dude everyone's like why do you play like a bot just wondering are you using I'm a real person you use your controller what your it upsets him guys just just knock it offis invested in AI touchy [ __ ] subject can we please knock it off all right let's change the subject favorite type of Sandwich go favorite sandwich any reuben reuben reuben [ __ ] is wrong with you reuben reuben offensive I asked the most New Yorker man this question we're in trouble guys that's so weird R Jesus Christ I'm sorry I just corn beef what is that a topic you want to get into the rub that's your favorite [ __ ] sandwich corn beef on rye my my balls my my balls look at the base of my balls look at my balls look at the tip of my balls look at the balls look at the tip of my balls look at the tip of my balls look at the tip of my balls look at the the tip of my balls the my [ __ ] look at my nipples and [ __ ] look at the tip of my [ __ ] I should really get into this rap thing that everyone talk I should listen to more of this rippity rap more this really gets my feet are hopping and driving I came I saw the tip my balls like what the [ __ ] the same thing for three minutes everything is back to it oh my God look at my balls look [Laughter] at bro just [ __ ] okay dude muted where are you and I'm [Music] sorry John how's the how's the how's the artk going dude it's coming along I've been seeing it on Twitter man it's great oh thank you thank you I don't like him I'm not a fan comes out of his room for Christmas how's the art going champ how the Doodles going John why are his legs up like that like he's like diary talking to his girlfriend on dear diary dear diary today CT killed me she touched the tip of my balls Mary and Joseph went to the barn one day and there they lay all night Jesus came out Mary's [ __ ] tight Joseph and Mary we haven't had sex and Mary said this is the son of Christ son of Christ the son of Our Lord son of Christ son of Christ he came to me at night night came to me came me and he said Mary what I've given you will change your life [Music] forever three strange men came to the staes that night one carrying frankincense the other man one very gold as well they all decided he was the messiah [Music] messiah [Music] messiah Jesus was a slave owner he ran c f he [Music] was Abraham Lincoln kill Jesus put him on a [Music] cross he hasn't been around for centuries to come and Jesus Christ is only ever Ed in a swear or a curse of some with all his might it was always going to be bad Jesus fell love Jesus fell love nobody knows what happened sing mother Jesus Jesus fell off Jesus fell off Jesus fell off [Music] Fell's Mo um who did that up up who killed my chicken who killed my chicken I didn't touch anybody's chicken man are you sure brother I'm going to kill you right now I will shoot you in the head dude I'm [ __ ] Halal I wouldn't touch your chicken jig that was awesome swag you looks so cute well thanks man you just say that cuz cuz you want to get canceled or something no you just look cute I just look c a cute little man yeah I like a change you got big lips oh what sorry what do you mean by that that's a little that's a little racially chared sorry I was wanted to join in feel bad I don't [ __ ] bake no no why I'm too insecure to wear an apron you don't have to wear them naked you know that right I don't know welcome back to adult swims today's adult Toby oh it's a bit cold that's all right once I'm in submerge myself I'm sure I'll be okay these birds are not worthy of my seed um sir what sir can you please get out of the Avary he's just squeezing sunlow hand of his [ __ ] like a tube that's extremely [ __ ] up but with an L screen t oit f no that's my flashbang oh what the hell you play this like an MMO [Laughter] what oh buddy you should have put Shield or something I'm not going to read a [ __ ] book about it okay it's cuz you're not studious I'm probably the most studious guy here doubt all right I think you're the studious guy here go go go go go go Stop's getting sturdy in the [ __ ] dancing editor animate Smitty getting sturdy editor I will find where you live five letter word that begins with asteris astronomical going I go out on a limb here asona you're both right there are no wrong answers at the school of [ __ ] and rard tree oh one the ret rard tree [ __ ] rard tree you're a rard Harry I'm a what you have R [Laughter] Harry right there dude right there nice swag yay there it is that was so fun I just hit it with a yay fing weird I say that it's genuinely my boys hey ghost you open it open it open open it you think he likes beats I think he hates whatever the [ __ ] that was he's gone now what yeah he hates it emergency that [ __ ] was whack yo by the way schlatt I took your advice and I've been taking a lot of viagara my heart's going crazy right now no way yeah it's pounding it's pounding dude I'm on I'm on 100 25 Mig of it right now oh really dude I'm [ __ ] hard right now you break the pill against the side of the bathroom counter you get two and a half oh [ __ ] he's so creepy big guy what away even the enemies notice the way you slink around the map with your are we making fun of how I play the [ __ ] game again well it is funny it's a funny we the enem the enemies are comenting on it what's funny what's funny tell me tell me it's funny the way that you just slide around everywhere the way you like move is is like it's weird like it I prefer to walk we know we have no problem with it we think it's great we we accept you it's just funny like you're just a funny I agree with you you look funny you talk funny and you move funny you're a funny guy I just don't appreciate it sometimes yeah when I'm just trying to [ __ ] get in I know well it's it is painful sometimes to be reminded that you're different but look like it's also what makes you so special that was actually really nice man yeah well I love you dude oh man I love you too them boys are tricky little [ __ ] aren't they oh they sure are what slippery little things nice gun super gay looking it's it's not gay no it's fine I like it okay I like that it's gay chicken pox yeah I'm wearing Crocs someone dealing on my block and I got a glock [ __ ] [ __ ] going to get shot terrorist win r with a gang like a flock oh my God dress up like a woman in a frock I'm a chicken Beck okay okay you milk it dry well would you guys like long nicknames or would you like to get even shorter nice gu homie come on now no you just got the GU chick you know I'm embarrassed about that random gu check I can show you my gu shining shimmering splendid my gu shimmers in the Moonlight I wish am I right like [ __ ] what a sensation nice you keep [ __ ] blocking me I'm taking your head what I said I'm taking your head like killing you okay [ __ ] shut up just the most dry like okay look look out there's no way pegging is actually something a guy wants to do what well I want you don't know what okay I I didn't mean is the mother of nobody's ever asked me to Peg them oh that's so sad what a virgin wait you mean you've never [ __ ] a guy before Oh my god I've never pegged a guy before that's embarrassing you miss your how old are you I'm 24 oh my God no guys's ever spread his cheeks for you okay have you been before yeah I refuseed to come using anything other than my prostate I'm going to take another drink it's just better no it actually don't get it girls girls don't understand they don't have they don't have a prostate they just don't they don't understand we do have a prostate yeah no you don't oh really no the clitoris actually down to the butthole yeah the clitoris is a crazy looking device dude well now that we got all that out of the way what are you guys St science I'm replac you knowes you know I'm replaces when did the others appear now right me if I play stop stop stop have you play fortnite with Cypher PK make it stop okay let me explain why my friend Jay is so upset here as many of you will know Jay is an extremely successful fortnite YouTuber who goes by the name of MCC creamy and although in my videos you hear Jay swearing and saying all kinds of crazy [ __ ] on his own channel Jay is completely familyfriendly now schlatt is clearly fascinated with mccreamy split personality because whenever I get these to a Nicole he relentlessly [ __ ] with Jay asking him if he's played fortnite with various famous fortnite streamers over and over again he does this all the time and to be honest with you I think it's driving Jay a little bit insane have you played fortnite with tfue leave him alone all right we've all going to tolerate each other on this ship and with this job it's very stressful I'm just I'm just asking him you can see that that upsets him I'm just asking him mhm be creaming have you played for have you played fortnite he going to get him killed he's going to run off into the woods j j j come back it's going to be okay don't worry don't worry yeah he's don't worry we'll take care of him man oh my God hey MC creamy have you played fortnite with Benji fishy God get the hell out of here dude he's still there he's just slowly following you so walking so mingly he's the Real Enemy in this game get the [ __ ] away from me now have you played fortnite with have you played fortnite with Loco stop stop how do you even know this many people that play fortnite he's running away Jay don't get lost where are you no no no it's fine I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop be okay I'll stop be okay just let him Hur be quiet let him hurt me who's hey M creamy have you played fortnite with Mr fresh Asian no you going make him kill himself he's killing himself he himself he literally killed himself did you type exclamation mark taor in chat on oh second page can whip up on the blocking hey yo is this the car meat the car me It Go what's that brain maggot you're starving oh yo what did he say oh he said maggots I heard something else he thought the voice to be fair canonically he probably is homophobic your intelligence has dropped what does that mean this looks like a disabled guy in his [Laughter] Entourage I kind of know everything if you ever have like a question or like a comment I'm like Tom how is matter formed uh well the big bang my man you wouldn't know anything about that would you what does that mean wa oh is it a joke cuz I'm a virgin is that it no I I I actually meant that you look very ignorant on like Science Matters and such but yeah now that you mention that you are a virgin yeah well I also get no [Laughter] [ __ ] not only am I extremely ignorant I also get no [ __ ] do you want me to hand you a shovel or do you want to keep digging I don't know what you want me to do because I'm actually a very racist person and [ __ ] F oh that's it that's the one yeah I was like racist just kind unattractive when I'm racist thought you were a wife beater for a second I was like oh no I I don't have a wife I get no [ __ ] I don't know much if I die now it's cuz you're playing music by the way today is going to be day I'm going to bring it back for you bye now you should have F half ask what you got to do I do not believe in anybody and they don't feel the way I do about me now it's like it's like a beat and just know that Jesus Christ went to hell because preaching to me so let's look at a couple of other reasons a seron serting us this can't be legal this is literally the Temple of raah like there's no way they Praise Jesus I don't know dude during the first Egyptian Dynasty around 3,000 BC the temple was a place where gods and Pharaohs were worshiped you said you said they worshiped R yeah within the temples the Egyptians performed a variety of rituals such as making offerings to the gods and holding festivals but is it Russian yeah man it was part of their religion and a way to understand the world around them hey nerd hey dude I'm not a nerd all right the Egyptians actually knew many gods one of them was RA the god of the sun read about that in your little history book [ __ ] man I actually did read in a history book it's actually really interesting like he was the creator of the universe and The Giver of Life you're the creator of getting no [ __ ] terrorism yeah okay bro I'm just chilling look at me that'll be a good C I'm just [ __ ] chilling shot actually are I'm just [ __ ] big chilling over there oh come on man n the not on his [ __ ] head says it's Swift Justice bro many you are both bald two little Baldi sitting in a tree ho o e what other voices do you have I have uh I have I have quite a good critical one this is making me more flaccid than the time I saw my grandmother's left titty at the water park de people be like what mute people be likeup the voices are talking again stop why are they British why are they [Laughter] British the voice in your head is [ __ ] British what's his name in pey blinders Thomas Shelby Thomas Shelby imagine you're you're laying in bed at night hey this is Tommy Shelby um you should kill yourself literally nothing like I know it's actually me it's Tomy Shelby I'm your bra accents are horrible remember when you studded in front of that girl no remember when you farted in class and you blamed it on the disabled kid you [ __ ] dis the [ __ ] is wrong with you you're a flop that's like a Twitter girl term what the [ __ ] no it is- feel so FL today it's giving flop when I pull my flaccid penis out okay and you take it there take it there it's giving Ed giving BL open the door Rose get back in here open the door no I would not let those guys in my house just saying hi Jehovah's Witness yeah have a Jehovah's [ __ ] list oh my God look at you have you ever played fortnite with Ninja have I ever played fortnite yeah I've played fortnite with Ninja oh that guy's a prick a holy [ __ ] the hell guy is he actually a prick he's a prick don't want to meet I don't want to meet that guy [ __ ] prick have you ever played fortnite with Tim the tat man no have you ever played fortnite withn um U Mr fresh Asian yes we're great friends with Mr fresh Asian yeah I see him all the time yeah he's actually a chill dude his name is Harley he's Chinese and he loves gambling have you ever played fornite with with Drake Fu you know I haven't played fortnite with Drake this is like MCC creamy visiting the make A- wish kid on his deathbed no a prank man you know it's over when MCC walk have you ever played fortnite with ninja no he's a [ __ ] prick a [ __ ] [Laughter] prick what's up what what's up what are you what are you uh who is the coolest guy you've ever played fortnite with dude I don't know probably [ __ ] fits and he's like not even that cool so like true average of best hey MC creamy what's up have you ever played fortnite with clicks hey have you ever played fortnite with Booga the [ __ ] did we do about that I don't know I think we should just go back inside and try to get some more stuff and hopefully not die [ __ ] loot fornite with let's go let's go quick quick quick [ __ ] oh he's here he's here he's here he's on me he's coming for me I'm going to die no no oh [ __ ] oh he's so dead he is so dead Fu run [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Bro oh [ __ ] bro where's the [ __ ] oh no he's going the wrong way he's going the wrong way where the [ __ ] do I go is it down it's down it's down he can see the red light I've got like radiation AIDS slat is in the ship hey what's going on I don't know what the [ __ ] that means luig uhoh it's it's it's dead mys is dead the creamy's alive though oh [ __ ] I'm getting AIDS [ __ ] [ __ ] wait can I do this no oh have you ever played oh [ __ ] I can do it I can do [Music] it ever play fortnite is even help the [ __ ] no where is this [ __ ] [ __ ] this mut to himself about fortnite hey MC creamy I've got this have you ever played have you ever played fortnite with myth I just just two of our friends are dead he M gamy have you ever been why fornite with [Music] bua white people 300 years ago be like I'm oning I'm about to perform my new trick wait where is I pounced on him like a [ __ ] look out hit him you get him I'm an absolute God he's knifed 65 oh he's fing animation bro oh my God you you get an KNE him hello for you what beautiful I clutched up just by being silly I was at the post office in uh USA dude I saw this [ __ ] card who would who would uh who would buy this card for someone what the [ __ ] yeah is that like who the [ __ ] would buy that give that to somebody so ambiguous as what that means you are a statistic in the making in the making like it's almost like a threat now you've all heard of black history month but have you heard of black mystery month no well let me tell you tell me more I'm INRI so we round up a bunch of black people and we get them to solve crimes what the [ __ ] it's like rep we should make Black History Month a little fun and quirky and do a black mystery month that's what I just said you said that yeah B you that entire I'm trying to get a thumbnail you just Zed out of that entire conversation and just checked in I'm like oh I got a joke I could say potentially that's exactly how it formed in my head too that's crazy really so what's the mystery like what month end of the year it is they do like an escape room or something I don't know it's every black person doesn't every black person it's called [Laughter] jail those [ __ ] were already doing in the scape room for like a 100 years I don't think another one is would be the Underground Railroad escape room all right all right okay yep just gonna hold on snip that one out you brought me back bro what the [ __ ] why would you say that back from where to the railroad what the [ __ ] are you talk that brought me back what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh [ __ ] I got lightheaded oh man I'm inated what did he say that's time and te Cas just goes in these long rants he's like my dad used to beat the [ __ ] out of me every single [ __ ] night and my mother [ __ ] was like your dad's crazy and then he would bring me to a hotel and he made me play chess until 6:00 in the morning every single day and I was so tired at school but you know what he made me a man like Jesus kry T like clearly you've just got severe childhood trauma you it's all sudden to makes sense speak to someone please yeah he's a [ __ ] up human Rich human yeah he's a [ __ ] up human is is broken I can fix him bullets I fix you can fix him I could be his bottom G what the [ __ ] we're all slowly dying everybody hates you nothing matters people are pretending to be your friend are these the voices or are these you guys social media is dumbing down the masses soon there will be no doctors's a little damn it come on you really think are you really going to trust a Tik Tok doctor in 20 years come on these kids are [ __ ] we're we're done we we'll have no aged care for us but TI told me that I had ADHD and a bit of autism and did you listen yeah then you might what up my name is Fitz I'm a pimp and these is my [ __ ] Toby and swagy what up my name is Swaggy I'm a little [ __ ] little slide getting [ __ ] for money hello my name is Toby I'm a mathematician going through University and I'm just doing this actually to pay my student Lance it's respectable either way whse for life if you know wh tag them in the in the comments below hi guys my name is Fitz and if you want to get [ __ ] this month just let me know who the hell you speak Spanish see all right then don't stalon oh you not wearing andies that's what I heard the other country say undies we say panties we see panties o like a like such a sexual word to me and un Muchies yeah unies are so not a sexual word yeah I'm going to take off my panties I'm going to take off meundies meundies you have me can not make that sexy at all why does it have to be undies we call them underwear as well undies is kind of like a bit of an old school term now right it's the thing your parents would say yeah put your andies on have you had your Andy [Laughter] and then you just snap back with unies nuts I would never and I think if I did they would just be like what what does that mean get your [ __ ] undies on I was always forgetting to put my undies on that's going commando yeah like jeans and no underwear that's very uncomfortable mhm you feel your [ __ ] on the back of the brass like back of the fly it's not good it's good I found it quite cooling look at this [ __ ] leftist on the other team he's wearing his mask in his steam profile all right take it easy take it easy whyat yeah what the [ __ ] calm down conservative schlat you make me upset and scared take off the mask take off the mask that's such a liberal thing to say No period come on bro we they quot it again let's go oh my God 374 smacko [ __ ] go [ __ ] yeah sucks on butt plug puts butt plug back in activates Bluetooth on butt plug activates butt plug hey hands up what's going on butt plug paired butt plug deactivated butt new butt plug pairing forget device forget buttug like activ but plug it's a huge butt plug when I saw it I said wow this is a huge butt plug butt plug not recognized I put the butt plug in I said you're gay butt plug said you're gay oh fits you want to go you want to come away from that door yeah that's what I said we there's a shadow guy over there that's what I said all right they're not sing their best that's I don't like the shadow people I don't like the Shadow People what's the story the backstory behind the name of your current knife um that's the way the the trader who gave it to me named it yeah what's it called it's called creamy called creamy he also my other one 's [ __ ] okay I thought you yourself no 's [ __ ] how much is it worth H this one no you [ __ ] okay hold on it's a hell of a question I wonder what my gen are worth can we start a bid just start a bid probably not a lot $1 what the [ __ ] all right no one seriously not a single person all right all right yeah Luna is like leafy before he got all toxic he just tells stories exactly oh actually which was when leafy was in his good ERA when he was just like this one time I took acid by a pool and there was a girl there and you're like w this video is so good yeah and then leafy had the picture of his [ __ ] and butthole leaked you remember that it was facts it was fact yeah don't mind me I'm actually going to Google leafy's [ __ ] real quick it was a crazy angle it was from underneath who has their Discord settings so I can't post lefy [ __ ] and balls in here that's so rude I think might's Bel of course how do I change that [ __ ] all right I'm gonna try and send leafy's [ __ ] now oh nope someone else has it on yeah okay so it's not me where was the setting I just went to privacy and safety and then turned off privacy Andy thank do not scan I like how we're all desperately trying to turn these settings off so we can see ley's [ __ ] spil what the [ __ ] oh my god dude do Uno get away on spoiler what's happening I'm repu that's not okay man I told you that I was posting I put a spoiler on it we all went through active effort to see this wrong with you wrong with you BL it again [ __ ] you can just delete the message if it's really bothering dude I didn't realize your masculinity was so fragile that's crazy it's more it's more for my editors man swag is just staring at leafy's what do I do I was really just gazing into the eye of soron for like five minutes there Fitz reacted with fit's Groove FY weird business the [ __ ] is that I don't know s IM [ __ ] and balls get leaked and fit react to the FY weird business all right I'm heading out guys later lat Dam this guy is so fragile do you have any more [Laughter] pics oh my God oh my God oh smash like And subscribe subscribe subcribe I've become so numb perect dude what the [Music] [ __ ]

Channel: Also Fitz

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Keywords: fitz, funny, moments, compilation, try, not, to, laugh, challenge, smii7y, schlatt, raccooneggs, swaggersouls, cs2, cs:go, counter, strike, fortnite, lethal company, best, of, 2018, improv, singing, gaming, reacting, react

Id: AZqTcjqmro8

Length: 87min 22sec (5242 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 02 2024