ANGRIEST CS:GO PLAYER EVER

uh I'm not very good at this game that's fair enough there Daisy you are garbage yeah I think it's because I'm a girl it is but that's exactly it it's the same reason that you can't quite read properly and you get low test results it's because you're a woman now how about you make me a sandwich and we'll we'll talk this whole thing over again how how do you do that oh my you aren't even a woman [Music] hi I'm Jerry hi Jerry hi Jerry hi uh I just came down here to make sure you guys are uh settling in nicely you know [ __ ] your mom shut up so I'm sensing some tension and I don't appreciate that out of someone that I've just hired uh listen he didn't mean it I hire your mom [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay let's just relax a little bit here I mean Jerry is really just trying to establish groundwork here for the future of this operation uh you keep talking like that you're going to get cut is look I you know it's it's a new job it's a very stressful situation Jesus you know a lot of tension in the work plays often arises in new places like this exper oh [ __ ] I uh I got a call about some domestic disturbances that were going on yeah hi down there sir Nito over here he's really struggling with this new work environment and he's getting really titchy and uh it's proving to be a difficult situation for the rest of the work environment I'll kill you [ __ ] okay hang down or else you'll be removed from the premises please you cannot be saying things like I'm going to kill you we've heard you say on the Rayo that you want to [ __ ] someone's dad that you want to kill somebody that my mother is actually homosexual I will take a spoon I'll take a spoon and scoop your dad's [ __ ] from his s and feed it to him you'll feed it to him that is definitely not the good way to handle the situation okay let's do an exercise I'm going to stand in front of you okay and then I'm going to trust okay so that was a bit extreme you've just murdered a coworker um as you can see he did die as he lived extremely fabulous terrorist win you stole my [ __ ] kill I was I was really prepared I was sitting there very patiently with my scope aiming directly at the door I see him peek take my first shot and you stole it how kid you I'm sick of it no it's okay Jerry no Jerry relax all right he didn't mean to steal it he was just trying leaving the SP he was just trying to help Jerry Jerry you always do this calm down Jerry no don't Jerry [ __ ] you no go away I'm not looking at you no no Jerry hey what what was that I was just going to say I think you look beautiful today and I think you should just get back in the game and do your best despite what happened okay you have nice eyes um thanks Gary this is a little weird but um thank you just going to go over here now you're just going to walk away from me a job to Gary you've got the bomb for one thing [ __ ] you Gary oh come on man you didn't need to do that you got nice eyes too Gary [ __ ] you I just found a YouTube channel called naked yoga oh what really is it all go they just they just do yoga naked how is this allowed on YouTube it's got H views too well no [ __ ] it does it's educational I show that [ __ ] to my students all right now kids watches her [ __ ] just that [ __ ] though oh what were you searching to find this John Jesus Christ I know I was just trying to figure out some standing leg exercises oh big bad Douglas here actually AFK what what the [ __ ] inhuman reactions can you like explain how to make like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in that voice thank you ladies and gentlemen you would first like to place down the white uncrusted bread hold why does it have to be white yeah what is this I don't want no racist PB and J my my guy continue continue continue then proceed to shove your knife deep into the peanut butter lathering a sck onto the print grab your jam or jelly or whichever takes your liking and spread that on top of the PB and you my friend have a PB and J Wow how do I eat it explain how I eat it place the two slices of bread into your upper jaw and squeeze down crunch crunch crunch down peut butter crunch taste hey it's crunchy peanut butter [ __ ] that's some old ass peanut butter please enure you crunch crunch Crunch and enjoy the soothing test why is crunch crunch crunch so funny cuz it Doesn't relate to peanut butter jelly sandwiches at all Jerry there taking the Christian R going to be loving Jesus over towards the a bomb side of course Corporal with that bomb in hand 7 HP going to be peeking this middle area may just get taken down here but the CT falls down and Jerry's going to get himself a stunning frag down to V but of course blue also on somewhat low HP oh my [ __ ] God man I like Jesus but I [ __ ] your mom I like Jesus but I [ __ ] your mom this guy can you go please wait you like Jesus yes but you [ __ ] my mom yes I [ __ ] your mom hello I water greet you welcome back to another good video I today I teach you many trick and tips many trick and tips on Dust one uh first of all want to line up your SP with this uh with this uh with this hold on is so uh please do not interrupt do not interrupt my speaking tutorial yes I tell you many about the the dust uh dust 2.0 uh so the first thing to learn is to uh just come over here and you just do a zom boozy and you do a a b oh hell yeah thanks no problem CH it's it's almost like the world is actually here hey anything for you Jerry anything for [ __ ] you this guy [ __ ] I do I I do I really F it's true I do I do actually fight true you remember last week at the casino Larry oh hell yeah am I did you [ __ ] you [ __ ] her though you actually [ __ ] I got I got a number but you [ __ ] that right you hit that though for real right you hit that oh definitely at some uh at some point yeah dude oh yeah hell yeah my dude all over that my dude Jerry I've had sex you me we're like Tom and Jerry we're like Tom and Jerry because we're wingmen yeah except we except we [ __ ] you know not not you and me obviously no not us together that's gay but uh no we [ __ ] dude for real that's [ __ ] queer yeah no [ __ ] i' kiss you on the lips hell yeah yeah but uh yeah yeah dude what what do you kiss girls yeah hell yeah lock him up hi I'm Troy M you may know me from such films as the boy who cried anus the boy cried anus what the [ __ ] anus what when fedz gets back I need to tell him what someone just said in chat wait what did they say uh one of my mods goes oh and your chat oh fitsy Poo has a raw throat the poor C hey [ __ ] you guys I just got back and I've heard you talking about me Execute Order 66 it's not the Jedi [Laughter] wayima oh no he's gone into his hint Persona he can't get out did you just say hirosima as if like something yeah that that's that's how I do it man oh that does get me Randy that got bombed inck that's so [Laughter] bad on CH all right so he's carrying me Lads oh I might give it a go break my back though [ __ ] oh very funny because you might help yeah oh m don't worry don't worry you'll never be beating me though I'm very good at the game I really like hu dog's profile picture oh yeah that is neat it's Neato very creative very good use of marker there I bet his mother loved it it's [ __ ] up John what that's probably not his mother dude that's just a random stick figure drawing I never said it was why you assuming things you said it you mother often I presume you're talking about loving that fire Co my guy jimy the sloth and he's got the bomb he's running over 2 a long going to get his knife down and get a kill jeimy you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] hello hello oh hi Larry oh hey Jerry hello it's great to see you oh hey Sailor Moon how's it going good Larry and Jerry oh that's amazing awesome you know I was just thinking that my friend Kim has the ugliest crying face and makes me laugh so much even get me started there goes my promotion to Nova oh sorry it's not that great it's really not it's just unpleasantries after unpleasantries [ __ ] sake you really Posh [ __ ] oh you've seen him Mary oh a nice kill oh very good hey you're looking kind of sexy Mary Jerry you ever try a lesbian experience oh no not Margaret you're far too old for the sort of thing I keep telling you young woman aren't interested in your lesbian Endeavors I don't think I'm too old for thisit well you are no you are let's be honest I've been I've been doing this for years the plan is to force and buy a pistol I like to trim my mythal in run trimming armor you suck John never mind looks like it's down to Johnny boy in a one V3 looks like it's sound to Johnny boy with his Tech 9 but he gets the frang and an M4 will he get more kills that's not an M4 that's a scout [ __ ] me I want to know how I play this game he's got to slide on the ramp John slide on the [ __ ] ramp meate look Jessica just because we're colleagues doesn't mean we need to act like we're friends outside of work okay I'm talking to [ __ ] Gary John I thought you were sexually attracted to me no [ __ ] off Jessica that's just for work have you got a thing for Gary John shut your [ __ ] mouth I love Gary Gary's my man now Gary I do genuinely want to know how to play this game you just got to be smooth I've got no [ __ ] idea what you [ __ ] me mate do I use my mouse do I use the buttons on my hands free headset no you don't need to do any of that this clearly isn't working John can you guys take this [ __ ] somewhere else just like John listen to me you got you got to stick to the R John stick like honey on a [ __ ] slope John stick like honey yes John I don't see I don't see any honey where's the damn honey like a there's no there was a metaphorical honey John you [ __ ] ape [ __ ] batshit [ __ ] there's no [ __ ] actual honey I'm talking figuratively for an expression you [ __ ] [ __ ] Christ you really are a [ __ ] ignorant piece of [ __ ] you know that John look I'm just trying to learn the damn game I'm not here to get a [ __ ] lecture from a damn [Laughter] woman John I don't think I quite like your [ __ ] time back me up on this Gary Gary I think you're right I think I'm Jessica I'm out I can't handle this this is [ __ ] kid Gary Gary you've been my lover for 17 years and this is how you treat me my God [ __ ] please can you guys take this role play [ __ ] to your bedroom I'm about to j a te L this is [Music] beautiful I got $12,000 in the my goodness is one and stops with one impression and goes to the next one you really do have a multiple personality [Music] order [Music]

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Id: 5_5111m910s

Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 10 2017